Phil de Semlyen

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For 490 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Phil de Semlyen's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 The Lost Daughter
Lowest review score: 20 Stuber
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 490
490 movie reviews
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    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The photography is spectacular. Petit and his crew have abseiled, crawled and waded through the darkness to chart the earth’s shadowy recesses.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    A woolly family caper with a nostalgic flavour, The Sheep Detectives conjures flattering comparisons with Babe.
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    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Finding positive manifestations for mass groups of men marching through cities in identical clothing is no mean feat, but you’ll walk away from Ultras with a new understanding of a misunderstood phenomenon.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Generic, sure, but gripping enough, Apex has located a corner of God’s own country where the devil reigns.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    No one expected this long-delayed piece of Michael Jackson pop-aganda to lay bare the man behind the myths and myriad controversies in forensic style. And yet… this soft-ball character study of the King of Pop only doubles down on the former, while completely ignoring the latter, hitting all the usual dreary biopic beats along the way.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Newcomer Abraham Wapler as video artist Seb and Zinedine Soualem’s high-school teacher Abdel are standouts in the likeable ensemble, but the Adèle timeline, a sepia-tinged coming-of-age tale with a backdrop of characters to put Madame Tussauds to shame, is the film’s heartbeat. It’s a great excuse to revisit this gilded age in French history.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    An early twist means that the bloodletting develops a repetitive feel, and there are unfortunate parallels with the recent Ready or Not 2, but the wincing and guilty laughs never quite dry up. Cult status may await.
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    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The Magic Faraway Tree isn’t on Wonka’s level, let alone Paddington 2’s – two other Farnaby joint – and the aesthetic is occasionally a bit CBBC, despite the bucolic settings and intricate sets. But with the cracking cast, thoughtful message and the odd rollicking adventure, it’s a fun family movie that’ll finally give you permission to switch off the wifi.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Director Bienvenu, who also voices helpful robot Mikki in the French version, has crafted a family film that’s offbeat and full of heart.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Weaponising the cinema’s Dolby Atmos into a delivery mechanism for frights is a clever ploy that Undertone never maximises.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Newton is a fun addition as the bubbly Faith, but the game Weaving is MVP again: a sharp finger in the eye of the one percent. This is a broader sequel, though, that only has more of the same for her to do. It’ll pass an evening but it won’t blow your mind.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s often enthralling – especially with Murphy at its heart – though rarely explosive.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    And that’s the major problem here. When the first Scream hit, it had a ball deconstructing ’80s and ’90s horror movie tropes. Six movies and three decades on, it’s become the very thing it was built to deconstruct, trapped in its own lore and fumbling about for its old smarts. The genre has moved on. Scream needs to get with the times.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    The class satire, the strongest suit of its Ealing ancestor, is blunter than a burglar’s cosh. The murders should be the juice in this devilish cocktail, especially with Zach Woods, Topher Grace and Ed Harris as the marks. But the deaths are throwaway affairs.
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    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Kangaroo has a love for the people, landscape and wildlife that leaves a warm glow. It’s not doing anything wildly different or unexpected, but it’ll put a smile on your face.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    For brain-free Friday night viewing, you could do much worse than spend 90 blood-soaked minutes with not-so-gentle Ben.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    When the foot comes off the gas, the cracks become apparent.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Ultimately, though, there’s not enough story to fuel a three-hour musical stretched across nearly five hours. What once was brisk and bright becomes a bit of a slog. Fans will be obsessified; everyone else, ossified.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Phil de Semlyen
    It’s a movie that got up on the wrong side of the bed and compensated with four quadruple espressos.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Measured rather than playing to the gallery, The Choral is Brassed Off in a minor key – an elegant, Yorkshire-set exploration of music as a spiritual morale-boost in the darkest times. With Ralph Fiennes gravely essaying the controversial choirmaster at its heart, it does a lovely job of swerving the obvious notes but misplaces its stirring crescendo.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Cheesier than a wheel of Stilton and about as edgy, Downton Abbey bows out with a cosy but loveable final instalment that will leave few dry eyes among long-time fans of Julian Fellowes’ British TV thoroughbred.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    The performances are solid, with an excellent Jude Law all inscrutable psychopathy as a younger Vladimir Putin and Alicia Vikander the perfect embodiment of an amoral post-Soviet arrivista, and the chilly world-building works well enough, but there’s a missing ingredient – actual Russians.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Not top tier Jarmusch, but still a funny, soulful anthology worth seeking out.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Grab your nan, put the kettle on and enjoy some exceedingly fine thesps hamming it up royally.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    For a movie that looks this sleek, there’s a lot of scrappiness around the fringes. Paul Walter Hauser is fun as subterranean mastermind Mole Man, but gets barely a toehold on the plot. Half of whatever Natasha Lyonne’s character, a teacher with a thing for The Thing, was due to be doing is surely on the cutting room floor. The Four’s droid helper H.E.R.B.I.E. doesn’t leave a massive impression.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    For Gunn, who has injected superhero movies with a winningly irreverence since his R-rated indie Super, ridding the DCEU of its bombast and self-seriousness is a step in right direction. Whether, like his alien hero, he can arrest the march of time and reinvigorate this tired genre is another matter.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Rebirth knows it needs to make its scaly stars frightening and surprising again and manages it in Spielbergian style.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Splicing in montage footage of marching soldiers, shots from Lawrence Olivier’s Henry V, and even archers in action, and layering in discordant sound design, Boyle reinvents the zombie movie as a bloody pop-art installation.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    Unfolding at the American filmmaker’s measured tempo, it’s more droll than LOL-funny, though there are some big laughs along the way.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Phil de Semlyen
    South African director Oliver Hermanus finds plenty of deep feeling and sincerity here but his beautiful-looking, measured period piece gets stifled by its own languors – especially in a first half that needs a slug or two of moonshine to inject some life into it.

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