Peter Hartlaub

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For 573 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Peter Hartlaub's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 Alien
Lowest review score: 0 The Smurfs 2
Score distribution:
573 movie reviews
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    “Shang-Chi” gives us Shang-Chi, a likable, thrilling-to-watch and ultimately very welcome addition to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Best of all, the laughs often arrive in small moments, not in the obvious ones.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Abominable delivers all the notes you expect from family-friendly animation these days. And, thankfully, a little bit more.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    The fifth entry in the John Rambo series is called Rambo: Last Blood, and we can only hope that’s a promise.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    Watching The Goldfinch is like reading a novel where someone ripped out every third page from front to back. You can tell there’s a good story, with compelling characters, and maybe a strong mystery. But the connective tissue is missing to the point of constant distraction.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    It Chapter Two is a messier production that barely seems coherent even with the first film as a primer.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    It’s a good sign for the intelligence of your science fiction movie, when it’s easy to imagine the story working as a stage play with just two actors.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    It’s mostly delightful; a fun movie that successfully hits the reset button for the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Peter Hartlaub
    A strikingly immersive movie, a slow burn filled with subtleties and nuance, with its message nestled in the details as much as the greater story. While other filmmakers have effectively captured San Francisco’s landmarks and topography, story co-writers Fails and Talbot seem to be filming San Francisco’s streets with a microscope.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    It’s like combining the anything-can-happen excitement of playing a slot machine, with the grace of a ballet, and the prolonged and escalating violence of a good gladiator battle. Reeves has sustained his career through consistently trying 20 percent harder than most of his contemporaries.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    Reynolds often seems lost for material, whether it’s the restrictions of the PG rating, or deficiencies created by the four screenwriters. By the halfway mark Pikachu might as well be in an “Alvin and the Chipmunks” sequel, resorting to bodily function jokes.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    This Hellboy has story problems, with too much exposition and not enough character development. “Stranger Things” actor David Harbour, seemingly a perfect choice for his ability to project melancholy and a luggish humor, isn’t given enough time to do either of those things.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    The “Happy Death Day” franchise isn’t going to revolutionize filmmaking. But the uplifting vibes — and occasionally absent slasher — haven’t come close to overstaying their welcome.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    An unexpected pleasure that’s heartfelt at times and humorous throughout. Yes, the plot is ridiculous and often coarse. Yes, the story is predictable. Yes, a condom stuck to a women’s jacket is played for laughs. But it’s a very steep uphill climb from there.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Does nothing to elevate the form — and yet it doesn’t disappoint.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    Aquaman continues to revel in the outdated 1970s superhero ideal that mankind is unquestionably worth saving. Add to that some awkward dialogue, a poorly conceived visual effects palette, and a soul-crushing and bladder-crushing 139-minute run time, and you have another disappointing entry in the DC Comics cinematic universe.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Peter Hartlaub
    Besides the huge smiles on your faces, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse offers mainstream moviegoers an overwhelming feeling of optimism. If this kind of risk-taking and artist-driven creativity can exist in Hollywood’s biggest money-making genre, then our superhero movie future is filled with hope.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    If “The Jungle Book” is like taking a trip to Disneyland, then “Mowgli” is a hike straight into unknown woods with nothing but some duct tape and a Bowie knife.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    As much as anything we’ve seen in recent years, the film is confirmation that artists, not paranoid executives, continue to make the big calls at Disney. And as long as that continues, a few glitches in the plot won’t ruin anyone’s good time.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    By the time we reach the unsatisfying cliffhanger ending, there’s little to look forward to.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    This film is the equivalent of your third or fourth favorite present on any given holiday. It will entertain a few children in the moment, satisfy a few adults who are barely paying attention, then quickly be forgotten.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Curtis makes an all-in return to the Strode character, and the filmmaking team builds a solid framework around her, in the propulsive and entertaining new Halloween.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Peter Hartlaub
    Beyond some network television-quality production values, the sequel to the 2015 film is completely satisfactory family entertainment. It's hard to imagine anyone putting "Goosebumps 2" on their end-of-year worst movie list. And not just because it's hard to imagine anyone even remembering this film beyond next Tuesday.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    This is a quality movie, carefully disguised as a mediocre one. It’s a chore to get through the beginning, but builds a strong story, and leaves legitimate good feelings on the way out of the theater. Smallfoot is not a “The Lego Movie”-style surprise classic, but it’s better than most.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    By the end, the 105-minute movie feels another third as long. You’ll probably respect the effort. But you’ll be more than happy to leave The House With a Clock in Its Walls.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    It’s scattered and messy and startling and electric and fun.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    Through a stellar effort by Jennifer Garner and some well-executed revenge sequences, Peppermint just feels good to watch.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    The Bookshop isn’t an especially good film, but there’s no shortage of good in it.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    Unfortunately, it’s not much of a movie. The best thing “Happytime” has going for it is shock value, and that wears away after about 10 minutes. It doesn’t have an interesting story, and the jokes fall flat.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    The end result is flawed, but also funny, heartfelt and inclusive movie making.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    It’s charming and filled with wonderful performances, and has a nuanced story that will have adults walking out of the theater thinking about their own inner Pooh, and questioning why the hell they’re working so hard.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Peter Hartlaub
    One of the more thoughtful and valiant feature film directorial debuts in recent memory.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    A film that defies lowered expectations — if not the tired adolescent mind-set and poor joke-writing — and emerges as the best in the series.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    The best-case scenario for a movie based on a soft-drink advertisement. It is a disjointed and inconsistent comedy, shoddily filmed at times, while occasionally abandoning storytelling effort altogether.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    It lacks a moral center, and at times seems oblivious to the laughable things that are happening on screen. It’s also about 20 minutes too long. And yet SuperFly is entertaining, period. The dialogue is fast and fun, and the sense of fashion is so pervasive that it occasionally distracts from the movie.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    A category of films that reward viewers who view the cinemas as an escape, rather than an arena of deep thought. If you’re coming off a super bad week, or have had a few drinks, or just happen to find a crowded theater where laughs are contagious, you’ll have a much better time. If you rent the movie and view it alone, you’ll probably laugh three times, and never watch it again.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Upgrade is a movie by Leigh Whannell, who wrote “Saw,” “Insidious” and other memorable horror movies. But other than the occasional moment of stunningly gratuitous gore, it’s nothing like those films.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 0 Peter Hartlaub
    Show Dogs is really bad, even for a talking-dog movie.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    The new version is a weak facsimile of an already mediocre film.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    This is a filmmaker who cares less about horror cinema as a theme park ride, and more about mood.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    A film that looks way more fun to make than it is to watch. There’s a stubbornness to the comedic approach, mostly in its unwillingness to age since the first “Super Troopers.”
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    Once the believability drops, the seams start to show, whether it’s some extras who seem aware of the camera, bad edits, comic-timing misfires or songs written for Thorne that aren’t quite as good as everyone onscreen says they are.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    Mostly it serves as a comprehensive manual of bad places to hide from a masked killer.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    The film is charming throughout, literally from the beginning of time to the final goal.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Yes, the two-minute trailers were an atrocious affront. But it turns out the other 91 minutes include thoughtful characters and some clever humor in between the pratfalls.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    Although it isn’t a top-flight horror movie — too slow for thrill-chasers, too ridiculously fictionalized for historians — the film serves as a proper 99-minute commercial for that San Jose tourist spot.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    The visuals themselves are inconsistent, but never boring. The sidekicks seem considerably less painstakingly rendered than the leads. A few of the merchants have the unnatural look and jerky movements of Pirates of the Caribbean animatronics.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    It’s a poorly made film, with rough edits, distracting staging and plot contrivances that can be predicted to the moment.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    And then there’s the real problem with Pitch Perfect 3: The best thing about the first movie — the singing — feels like an afterthought.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Peter Hartlaub
    Coco is the best-looking Pixar movie since the tonally uneven “The Good Dinosaur.” The colorful afterlife is the centerpiece, but excellence is found in unexpected places.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    Daddy’s Home 2 is an excessively negative, strained and predictable comedy.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    If there’s a casualty in the sequel it’s Bell, who may be the funniest of the young actresses, but has the most limiting character, forced to repeatedly work a single my-mom-is-a-stalker joke.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    “Thank You” is flawed, with a structure and pacing that dull the viewing experience, even as the message drives through. It’s a great discussion starter, but not a great finished product.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Miles Teller as Brendan McDonough is a standout, beginning as a dead-eyed drug user, then gradually turning into a responsible adult.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    Some people clearly had a good time making this film. Whether you have a good time watching it depends almost entirely on your Pony love walking in.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    The filmmakers offer very few clues, just more aqua filters and low-contrast visuals. And with each new jarring edit, the viewer cares less and less, until the 100 minutes seem to stretch on forever.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 Peter Hartlaub
    The fly-on-the-wall style is a slow build that leads to an immersive experience, and then an ultimate payoff as the change-minded department detours into another scandal. The Force is like watching a drug addict take a few meaningful steps toward recovery, only to relapse again.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    Lego Ninjago is still nowhere near bad “Alvin and the Chipmunks” sequel territory. But at this rate, we may be only one or two movies away.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Stronger always feels right in the moment, solidified by an outstanding central performance by Gyllenhaal, and some wonderful ensemble work, especially the actors just below the top billing.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    Cuesta’s direction is all blunt objects, like a doctor performing surgery with a plastic fork from Burger King. But he shines in the more testosterone-charged scenes, including the opening terrorist attack with its tracking shots above and below water.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    The locally sourced documentary is always engaging — lively and well-paced with an impressive list of interviewees from Hillary Clinton to Huerta herself.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 100 Peter Hartlaub
    It
    It’s smart and funny and makes great effort to capture not just a time and place, but the specific feelings of being on the verge of adulthood and thinking the world is against you.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Crown Heights is a challenging film with long treks between uplifting moments. And there’s no question the film earns every moment of grace.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    Leap! is the kind of movie where if you see someone holding a stack of dishes, they will certainly break in the name of a lazy comedic moment.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    The result is an unconventional and layered portrait of a complicated talent.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    The Nut Job 2 isn’t maddening like “Smurfs 2,” where you continue to hate yourself years later for spending the money. It’s an adequate babysitter that completely fails to inspire.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    The more an audience member sees the beauty left in the Buddhist leader’s wake, the more it becomes clear that his influence has the power to continue generations beyond his passing.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    A movie for science fiction fans who wish every minute of “Star Wars” was the cantina scene.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    This isn’t close to being a great movie. But if you don’t overthink it, there is some fun to be had in the grisly consequences.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Byrne is the furthest thing from being a manipulative filmmaker. But Raising Bertie is moving nonetheless.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    It’s summer, weed is legal in California now and laughs are a scarce resource. You could do worse than Rough Night.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Like George Bailey, and the Cartwright family from “Bonanza” and other fictitious families, the real-life story of the Sungs is one of loyalty and adhering to their code, even as they face losing everything.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    Captain Underpants is a very popular book series that doesn’t seamlessly translate to the big screen, and the filmmakers can’t solve this problem. The result is a cinematic wedgie: a little too dark, a little too nihilistic, a little too empty.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    The “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” series has been, at its core, “Alvin and the Chipmunks” without the rodents.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Whatever the numbers and whatever the broader entertainment trends, The Wall proves it’s good when big directors have the flexibility to make small projects.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    The Chuck Wepner story is a compelling one — and the performances ensure its place as a sports movie contender.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    Chasing Trane celebrates its subject with great passion, but it often feels like walking in late into a good party.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    A charming and thoughtful movie, about people making a charming and thoughtful movie.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Like its lead characters, Going in Style just grooves along nicely, until the credits roll and you realize it was time well spent.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    Smurfs: The Lost Village has the look of a film that was rushed, and made on a tight budget. At best, it’s an adequate cinematic babysitter.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    It doesn’t help that there are strong similarities with Sony’s equally disorganized yet superior 2016 film “Storks.” Both films work off the same premise — that humans don’t bear live young.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    We get a lot of hapless victims in an expensive endeavor that is surprisingly lifeless.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    The Shack is unshakable in its religious message, and that’s admirable in a cynical world. But viewed objectively as cinema, it’s just not a very good film.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Peter Hartlaub
    Logan takes its indestructible metal claws to comic book movie norms and destroys them, and it’s a wonderful thing.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    Too lackluster to be praised highly, yet too benign to be excoriated, “Rock Dog” is the perfect family film for a rainy day with no other options. It does not deserve mention in any animation history book; and yet it’s completely satisfactory in the moment.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    The film is a plodding 2 ½ hours long, with an abundance of livestock gore, endless dental trauma and a violent sex scene.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    The Lego Batman Movie is less awesome than its predecessor, but it’s a clever, well-paced, self-aware and completely satisfying kind of less awesome.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    A Dog’s Purpose is peril porn; the animal grows old or faces tragedy and expires over and over, reincarnating into a new dog with the same brain.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 25 Peter Hartlaub
    The Bye Bye Man is the kind of mess that happened by committee.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Always watchable, and occasionally great. And that’s probably more than even the most forgiving former Shyamalan fan ever thought they’d see again.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Bayona remains a director whose work should be anticipated, and A Monster Calls is a solid fantasy drama.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    Sing is a tribute to struggling live theater.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    Too many moments elicit a polite half chuckle, when the screenwriters are trying for uproarious laughter. But it benefits from an excellent cast, who seem to be all in. And whenever there’s a stretch of extended mediocrity, it’s almost always saved by an unexpected moment of politically incorrect inspiration.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    A slow start keeps Moana from reaching “Frozen” or “Beauty and the Beast” levels of excellence. But the comic self-awareness, engaging songs and a fulfilling finish are enough to merit a strong recommendation.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    It’s a solid first step into the magical world of the familiar. Escapist entertainment for crowds that prefer to know their destination in advance.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Peter Hartlaub
    Arrival works as mainstream entertainment, but includes hallmarks of the “2001: A Space Odyssey”/“Silent Running” era of artist-driven science fiction. It has Hollywood stars, but makes great effort to strip them of any false glamour. The film is tightly calibrated, but leaves things open to interpretation, for discussion on the ride home and beyond.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Peter Hartlaub
    Timberlake is the secret weapon, making the crankiest troll also the most appealing.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    A victory lap of a comedy film taken by a star whose talent continues to propel his career, but doesn’t seem particularly hungry.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Peter Hartlaub
    It's a so-so film with jarring tone changes and a plot that sputters before a predictable ending. But there are moments of inspiration and authenticity.

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