Peter Hartlaub
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48% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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49% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.8 points lower than other critics.
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Peter Hartlaub's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | Alien | |
| Lowest review score: | The Smurfs 2 | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 246 out of 573
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Mixed: 189 out of 573
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Negative: 138 out of 573
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- Peter Hartlaub
A category of films that reward viewers who view the cinemas as an escape, rather than an arena of deep thought. If you’re coming off a super bad week, or have had a few drinks, or just happen to find a crowded theater where laughs are contagious, you’ll have a much better time. If you rent the movie and view it alone, you’ll probably laugh three times, and never watch it again.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 6, 2018
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Screenwriters Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith may not have any original ideas, but they write some good lines and have a great actress to deliver them.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The best-case scenario for a movie based on a soft-drink advertisement. It is a disjointed and inconsistent comedy, shoddily filmed at times, while occasionally abandoning storytelling effort altogether.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 28, 2018
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- Peter Hartlaub
Leong is a San Francisco native, and the documentary has a strong local feel. Lin's high school basketball coach Peter Diepenbrock and his shooting coach Doc Scheppler are interviewed extensively, as are both parents and Lin's brothers.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
Watching this movie is like eating a hot fudge sundae and lasagna in alternating bites.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 6, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Innocence and joy are threatened by the Boogeyman, and from there the plot comes pretty close to mirroring this summer's "The Avengers" movie. Mostly in a good way.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 20, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
A movie that doesn't quite have enough romance, thriller or revenge-fantasy elements to qualify for any of those genres. More than anything, it's a celebration of uncomfortable silences. The awkward moments in this movie far outweigh the joyful or tragic ones.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Posted Jan 16, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
The predictable script feels as if it were filmed right off the cocktail napkin it was jotted on, but at least the movie has an "Ocean's 11" sequel's worth of good actors, including Alfred Molina, Jeremy Irons and Jean Reno.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The film often stumbles in translation, trying to define too many characters in too little time.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
The script is weak, but everyone on the technical side of "Soul Surfer" is a pro. The scenes in the water flow together nicely, and the action is always coherent. Robb's scenes without an arm look seamless throughout the movie.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 7, 2011
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- Posted Sep 18, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
The film does thoroughly succeed in one important regard: offering a coherent, viewer-friendly account of the life of Jesus Christ.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 27, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
The final message is a strong one: Even when the starting forward is one of the best high school players ever, basketball is still a team sport.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
“Thank You” is flawed, with a structure and pacing that dull the viewing experience, even as the message drives through. It’s a great discussion starter, but not a great finished product.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 25, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's a so-so film with jarring tone changes and a plot that sputters before a predictable ending. But there are moments of inspiration and authenticity.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 6, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
The high school comedy/drama morphs into a slasher movie, then morphs into a time-traveling/body-switching/world's-about-to-end science fiction story. Everyone on the set must have been chugging Mountain Dew between takes. I suspect that the editor was hooked up to an IV of the beverage.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 13, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Hawke is half-assed throughout, showing passion only when he's screaming like a little girl when something scary happens. The visuals have a dingy, unfocused quality, especially in the muddy visual-effects-enhanced backdrops. And some of the plot turns are awful. The vampire "cure" is so stupid, you'll want to walk out of the theater, even if you normally like this kind of movie.- San Francisco Chronicle
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A relatively harmless movie that becomes killing-a-mockingbird sinful for what it does to its leads.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
If Insidious 2 exists solely because Insidious 1 made a ton of money, then at least credit Wan for making quality control a priority.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 12, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
A strange film, because it seems designed specifically for extremely old moviegoers to see with their great-great-grandchildren.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Posted Apr 7, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
Despite a decent cast of mostly British voice actors and better-than-average computer animation, the movie seems rushed at 76 minutes and is only marginally funny.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Although the film’s content falls squarely within the PG rating, it provides about 20 percent more visual terror than you’re probably expecting. Plus, the presence of a scary clown should automatically trigger a special MPAA rating. (PG-C?) Take your 5-year-old knowing that he may be visiting your bed every night between now and Halloween.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 15, 2015
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- Peter Hartlaub
Go in with low expectations and you might be pleasantly surprised.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 22, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
Airplane buffs are going to have a particularly good time; each of the planes seems to have an obscure real-life counterpart. And pop-culture junkies will appreciate a few sly nods as well.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
The dialogue is so earnest that its lack of humor becomes a source of humor in itself. The acting is so primal that you’ll swear a porn sequence is about to break out.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 9, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
A solid piece of in-the-moment entertainment that fails in its attempt to be something more.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 18, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
It’s summer, weed is legal in California now and laughs are a scarce resource. You could do worse than Rough Night.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 15, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
The story is painfully simplistic, and it becomes quickly apparent that the narrative is a crude cement to hold together the carnage.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 12, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
As the film meanders, the powerful moments barely outnumber the ridiculous. And another excellent performance from McAdams isn't quite good enough to mask the distractions.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The “Happy Death Day” franchise isn’t going to revolutionize filmmaking. But the uplifting vibes — and occasionally absent slasher — haven’t come close to overstaying their welcome.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 12, 2019
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- Peter Hartlaub
Isn't quite as boring as it sounds, thanks to writer/director Steve Conrad's strong script and decent performances by John C. Reilly and Seann William Scott.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's a weighty and visually interesting movie that unfortunately doesn't have a strong message beyond its overwhelming bleakness.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
This film is too scary for very young children, while older fans are likely to focus on the film not faring well in comparison to the elder Miyazaki's recent work.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Well-scripted, well-acted and occasionally sexy, but just isn't all that interesting.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
If Stanley Kubrick filmed an orgy like the one in this film, "Eyes Wide Shut" might have been halfway tolerable.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
There are plenty of bad films to get riled up about in the summer. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters isn't one of them. This is harmless tween-centric fun.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 6, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
Filmgoers looking for copious amounts of mindless violence won't be disappointed.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Legend of the Guardians sounds as if it were scripted by a team of 11-year-old boys, with too much plot for its 91-minute running time, a script that steals liberally from "Star Wars" and some occasionally eye-roll-worthy weirdness.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Isn't a terrible addition to the teen coming-of-age party movie catalog. It just feels dated.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
A lot more enjoyable if you can leave your cognitive skills at the door.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
At its best, the movie is a collection of entertaining memories from a group of gutsy women.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Posted Sep 15, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
The core fan base of this English sword battle drama will pay for the boundary-pushing blood and gore. Why bore them with things like plot and context and production values?- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 7, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Once you're done trying to conjugate the smurfs, there's a better movie than anyone could have possibly expected, thanks in large part to an honest effort by Harris in a thankless role.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 28, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
The movie is an enjoyable but flawed attempt at an epic story, with too much of the best action concentrated in the beginning.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's an imperfect facsimile, guilty of borrowing too many ideas from the earlier film, and then executing them with differing results.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 13, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's a bright and fun movie, but also repetitive and overloaded with plot. A nice enough diversion, but not a necessary one.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
Frenetically paced but mostly pointless computer-animated film that will satisfy children but may give parents a headache.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Well written but weakly executed, it's hard to imagine anyone is going to cherish the film, if they even remember it in three months' time.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 25, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's a homemade protein-and-steroids smoothie of a plot, combining elements of gore, self-parody, 1990s nostalgia overload and an attempt to say something -- while actually saying absolutely nothing -- about the American dream.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The makers of Into the Blue know what the audience wants. And they deliver a little bit more.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The remake is a solidly crafted movie with a lot of good scares, but it also raises the question: Why even bother with an update?- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Not a spectacular movie, but the action scenes are well shot, there's no shortage of R-rated gore and the plot moves along quickly enough to mask the fact that the whole endeavor is completely ridiculous.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
As much as Machete Kills is a reunion and continued revival, it also represents a sort of gentrification of the exploitation genre. It's probably time to move on and let a new generation of kids take a crack at making bad films.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 10, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
The script highlights an annoying lack of self-preservation on behalf of the protagonists. But the movie tries to be more than just a creepy doll freakout, and delivers the requisite scares.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
The writing is funny during individual moments, but the cumulative result is a bit depressing, with a surprising amount of negativity.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Will satisfy its young fan base and is bound to make a ton of money. At this point, though, the series is no longer an artistic pursuit; it's a business deal.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The songs and a couple of strong performances are only good enough to make the film watchable, not exceptional.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 17, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Transcendence looks and sounds like a Christopher Nolan film that got attacked by malware.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 18, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
Feels a bit too much like six hours of movie packed into 113 minutes - imagine if New Line had made Peter Jackson cram the entirety of "Lord of the Rings" into one film.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
You might need the assistance of a time machine to find a child who is clamoring for a Mr. Peabody & Sherman feature film remake.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
The new Disneynature film lacks the fortuitous plot turns found in previous Disney documentaries, resulting in some awkward (and possibly deceptive) editing. But the movie has a strong protagonist and impressive footage, and the educational core is unsullied.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 18, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
Pretty much everything shot by Shepard and co-director David Palmer looks as if it was done in one take. Hit & Run is closest in tone to the Tarantino-penned "True Romance," but it lacks that movie's menace.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 21, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's hard to deny that the first two-thirds of G.I. Joe is an enjoyable film, especially when graded on the curve of lowered expectations. Compared to other big-budget movies out this summer, it's pretty mediocre.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
If there’s a casualty in the sequel it’s Bell, who may be the funniest of the young actresses, but has the most limiting character, forced to repeatedly work a single my-mom-is-a-stalker joke.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 1, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
An occasionally rousing but mostly just adequate sequel to last year's "Planes."- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
The movie is not as good as his recent low-budget effort, "Diary of the Dead," but there are enough moments of satire and coolness - two Romero hallmarks - to merit recommendation.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Jackass 3D has its moments, but it lacks the ingenuity and hilarity of the previous films - no doubt in large part because of the aging process.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 21, 2010
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Naysayers have been claiming for years that the "Moneyball" book wouldn't work as a movie. But ultimately, it's the cinematic touches that keep this film version from becoming something exceptional.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 22, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Looks fantastic, but the film suffers from the TV-to-feature transition.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
In style and tone, Igor seems more like a short from the adult-oriented "Spike & Mike's Festival of Animation."- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The second half of the film is much funnier and warmer than the first, but the movie is still difficult to recommend.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
It’s straightforward, it’s pretty funny and it stars two good actors who seem to be trying really hard to leave audiences satisfied.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 16, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
A workmanlike effort -- a precision piece of filmmaking that provides education for children and a refresher course that adults can benefit from as well.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Leap! is the kind of movie where if you see someone holding a stack of dishes, they will certainly break in the name of a lazy comedic moment.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 24, 2017
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- Posted Sep 20, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
A Burton film that mines the romantic fable elements of “Edward Scissorhands,” while pushing the disturbing limits of a film that seems to be marketed for small children, even if it isn’t really intended for them.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 29, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
The makers of We Are Your Friends got halfway there, and then lost the beat.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 26, 2015
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- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 20, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
Hackl weaves scenes from the previous films into this one in clever ways, without adding to the confusion. The director also does a good job of maintaining the dark tone, which includes FBI offices that look as if they're being illuminated by night-lights, and dungeons that look as if you'd catch a venereal disease or two just by touching the door handles.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
Cuesta’s direction is all blunt objects, like a doctor performing surgery with a plastic fork from Burger King. But he shines in the more testosterone-charged scenes, including the opening terrorist attack with its tracking shots above and below water.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 14, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
Has a few charming moments and a scene or two with legitimate hilarity, but mostly it's just mediocre.- San Francisco Chronicle
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The film tries to split the difference between thoughtful science fiction and action-driven horror, and blows the chance to truly succeed at either. Morgan is an enjoyable enough experience in the moment, but it never quite coalesces.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 1, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
Delivers all the pain, melodrama and redemption that fans of the genre demand.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The Bookshop isn’t an especially good film, but there’s no shortage of good in it.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 31, 2018
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- Peter Hartlaub
The feature film Everest provides soaring visuals, but it’s a distant second in terms of storytelling depth and narrative impact.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 17, 2015
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- Peter Hartlaub
It doesn’t help that there are strong similarities with Sony’s equally disorganized yet superior 2016 film “Storks.” Both films work off the same premise — that humans don’t bear live young.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 30, 2017
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It's a disappointment to see the teen pop star hop in a tour bus. This is a boy who should be traveling across rainbows on the back of a unicorn.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 10, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
More action directors should include scenes such as the Mercers' extended Thanksgiving dinner, which fleshes out the bond between the brothers without using too many words.- San Francisco Chronicle
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