Peter Hartlaub
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48% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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49% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.7 points lower than other critics.
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Peter Hartlaub's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | Alien | |
| Lowest review score: | The Smurfs 2 | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 246 out of 573
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Mixed: 189 out of 573
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Negative: 138 out of 573
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- Peter Hartlaub
It Chapter Two is a messier production that barely seems coherent even with the first film as a primer.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 4, 2019
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- Peter Hartlaub
Reynolds often seems lost for material, whether it’s the restrictions of the PG rating, or deficiencies created by the four screenwriters. By the halfway mark Pikachu might as well be in an “Alvin and the Chipmunks” sequel, resorting to bodily function jokes.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 7, 2019
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- Peter Hartlaub
This Hellboy has story problems, with too much exposition and not enough character development. “Stranger Things” actor David Harbour, seemingly a perfect choice for his ability to project melancholy and a luggish humor, isn’t given enough time to do either of those things.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 10, 2019
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- Peter Hartlaub
The “Happy Death Day” franchise isn’t going to revolutionize filmmaking. But the uplifting vibes — and occasionally absent slasher — haven’t come close to overstaying their welcome.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 12, 2019
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- Peter Hartlaub
By the time we reach the unsatisfying cliffhanger ending, there’s little to look forward to.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 14, 2018
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- Peter Hartlaub
This film is the equivalent of your third or fourth favorite present on any given holiday. It will entertain a few children in the moment, satisfy a few adults who are barely paying attention, then quickly be forgotten.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 7, 2018
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- Peter Hartlaub
By the end, the 105-minute movie feels another third as long. You’ll probably respect the effort. But you’ll be more than happy to leave The House With a Clock in Its Walls.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 19, 2018
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- Peter Hartlaub
Through a stellar effort by Jennifer Garner and some well-executed revenge sequences, Peppermint just feels good to watch.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 6, 2018
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- Peter Hartlaub
The Bookshop isn’t an especially good film, but there’s no shortage of good in it.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 31, 2018
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- Peter Hartlaub
A film that defies lowered expectations — if not the tired adolescent mind-set and poor joke-writing — and emerges as the best in the series.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 12, 2018
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- Peter Hartlaub
The best-case scenario for a movie based on a soft-drink advertisement. It is a disjointed and inconsistent comedy, shoddily filmed at times, while occasionally abandoning storytelling effort altogether.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 28, 2018
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- Peter Hartlaub
It lacks a moral center, and at times seems oblivious to the laughable things that are happening on screen. It’s also about 20 minutes too long. And yet SuperFly is entertaining, period. The dialogue is fast and fun, and the sense of fashion is so pervasive that it occasionally distracts from the movie.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 12, 2018
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- Peter Hartlaub
A category of films that reward viewers who view the cinemas as an escape, rather than an arena of deep thought. If you’re coming off a super bad week, or have had a few drinks, or just happen to find a crowded theater where laughs are contagious, you’ll have a much better time. If you rent the movie and view it alone, you’ll probably laugh three times, and never watch it again.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 6, 2018
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- Peter Hartlaub
Once the believability drops, the seams start to show, whether it’s some extras who seem aware of the camera, bad edits, comic-timing misfires or songs written for Thorne that aren’t quite as good as everyone onscreen says they are.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 23, 2018
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- Peter Hartlaub
If there’s a casualty in the sequel it’s Bell, who may be the funniest of the young actresses, but has the most limiting character, forced to repeatedly work a single my-mom-is-a-stalker joke.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 1, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
“Thank You” is flawed, with a structure and pacing that dull the viewing experience, even as the message drives through. It’s a great discussion starter, but not a great finished product.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 25, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
Lego Ninjago is still nowhere near bad “Alvin and the Chipmunks” sequel territory. But at this rate, we may be only one or two movies away.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 21, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
Cuesta’s direction is all blunt objects, like a doctor performing surgery with a plastic fork from Burger King. But he shines in the more testosterone-charged scenes, including the opening terrorist attack with its tracking shots above and below water.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 14, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
Leap! is the kind of movie where if you see someone holding a stack of dishes, they will certainly break in the name of a lazy comedic moment.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 24, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
This isn’t close to being a great movie. But if you don’t overthink it, there is some fun to be had in the grisly consequences.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 13, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
It’s summer, weed is legal in California now and laughs are a scarce resource. You could do worse than Rough Night.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 15, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
The “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” series has been, at its core, “Alvin and the Chipmunks” without the rodents.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 17, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
Chasing Trane celebrates its subject with great passion, but it often feels like walking in late into a good party.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 27, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
It doesn’t help that there are strong similarities with Sony’s equally disorganized yet superior 2016 film “Storks.” Both films work off the same premise — that humans don’t bear live young.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 30, 2017
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- Peter Hartlaub
Too lackluster to be praised highly, yet too benign to be excoriated, “Rock Dog” is the perfect family film for a rainy day with no other options. It does not deserve mention in any animation history book; and yet it’s completely satisfactory in the moment.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 23, 2017
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- Posted Dec 20, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
Too many moments elicit a polite half chuckle, when the screenwriters are trying for uproarious laughter. But it benefits from an excellent cast, who seem to be all in. And whenever there’s a stretch of extended mediocrity, it’s almost always saved by an unexpected moment of politically incorrect inspiration.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 7, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
A victory lap of a comedy film taken by a star whose talent continues to propel his career, but doesn’t seem particularly hungry.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 13, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's a so-so film with jarring tone changes and a plot that sputters before a predictable ending. But there are moments of inspiration and authenticity.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 6, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
A Burton film that mines the romantic fable elements of “Edward Scissorhands,” while pushing the disturbing limits of a film that seems to be marketed for small children, even if it isn’t really intended for them.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 29, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
Go in with low expectations and you might be pleasantly surprised.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 22, 2016
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- Posted Sep 15, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
The film tries to split the difference between thoughtful science fiction and action-driven horror, and blows the chance to truly succeed at either. Morgan is an enjoyable enough experience in the moment, but it never quite coalesces.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 1, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
A film that can’t decide whether it wants to be “Raging Bull” or “Remember the Titans.” In the end, it’s a little too much of both.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 25, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
A solid piece of in-the-moment entertainment that fails in its attempt to be something more.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 18, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
There’s not a lot of nuance or sense in the third “Purge” movie. But it still manages to coast on a combination of self-awareness, crowd-pleasing carnage and a plot that ties perfectly into current events.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 29, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
The Shallows is a very earnest woman-versus-shark film. It delivers the requisite thrills, including a surprisingly satisfying resolution. The heroine is capable; and the writers, who trap her on a rock for half the film, find ways to make her situation seem interesting. But the most important parts, the ones involving the shark, don’t feel genuine.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 23, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
It’s straightforward, it’s pretty funny and it stars two good actors who seem to be trying really hard to leave audiences satisfied.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 16, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
The dialogue is so earnest that its lack of humor becomes a source of humor in itself. The acting is so primal that you’ll swear a porn sequence is about to break out.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 9, 2016
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- Posted Apr 7, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
Kung Fu Panda 3 has a moment or two for everyone, but no chance develop any character beyond a single dimension.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 28, 2016
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- Peter Hartlaub
Although the film’s content falls squarely within the PG rating, it provides about 20 percent more visual terror than you’re probably expecting. Plus, the presence of a scary clown should automatically trigger a special MPAA rating. (PG-C?) Take your 5-year-old knowing that he may be visiting your bed every night between now and Halloween.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 15, 2015
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- Peter Hartlaub
The feature film Everest provides soaring visuals, but it’s a distant second in terms of storytelling depth and narrative impact.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 17, 2015
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- Peter Hartlaub
Shyamalan doesn’t reach “The Sixth Sense” or “Unbreakable” heights, but his scriptwriting is livelier than we’ve seen in years, and there’s a sense of humor that was missing in even his best work. At times, he seems to be poking good-natured fun at his own reputation.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 10, 2015
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- Peter Hartlaub
So this film feels less like an easy paycheck and more like semi-retirement. Whatever wisdom is coming out of Redford’s mouth as Bryson, it always seems 100 percent clear he pursued the role because the shoot would be beautiful and he could pal around with an old friend.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 2, 2015
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- Peter Hartlaub
The makers of We Are Your Friends got halfway there, and then lost the beat.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 26, 2015
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- Peter Hartlaub
The script highlights an annoying lack of self-preservation on behalf of the protagonists. But the movie tries to be more than just a creepy doll freakout, and delivers the requisite scares.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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- Posted Sep 18, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's a strain to poke fun at Dolphin Tale 2. Even more than the very solid first film, this is cynicism-free cinema; a place where snark goes to die. But while the wholesomeness, PG-rating positivity and conservation goals remain a strong selling point, the story simply isn't as good as the first one.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 11, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
An occasionally rousing but mostly just adequate sequel to last year's "Planes."- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
Writer-director Michael Tully simultaneously pays tribute to his own 1980s childhood and the cliched movies he grew up watching, and the result is one of the most honestly dishonest movies you'll ever watch.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jun 19, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
Many of the individual scenes are compelling, with a gritty tension that recalls "The Wire" and other good television. But too many of the attempts at "The Sopranos"-style comic drama fail.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 15, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
The new Disneynature film lacks the fortuitous plot turns found in previous Disney documentaries, resulting in some awkward (and possibly deceptive) editing. But the movie has a strong protagonist and impressive footage, and the educational core is unsullied.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 18, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
Transcendence looks and sounds like a Christopher Nolan film that got attacked by malware.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 18, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's a bright and fun movie, but also repetitive and overloaded with plot. A nice enough diversion, but not a necessary one.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
Although most of the actors beyond Bell aren't big film stars, Jamie Lee Curtis gets a few minutes of screen time, and James Franco makes a spectacularly self-deprecating cameo. Whatever they contributed to the Kickstarter campaign, it was worth every cent.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 13, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
You might need the assistance of a time machine to find a child who is clamoring for a Mr. Peabody & Sherman feature film remake.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
The film does thoroughly succeed in one important regard: offering a coherent, viewer-friendly account of the life of Jesus Christ.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 27, 2014
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- Posted Jan 16, 2014
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- Peter Hartlaub
Grudge Match at its core is an affront to the cinema gods, an attempt to capitalize off two iconic films for a few cheap laughs.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 25, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
The uneven result is definitely not for prudish moviegoers, definitely funny for everyone else, and even approaches poignancy in one or two scenes.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 24, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
As much as Machete Kills is a reunion and continued revival, it also represents a sort of gentrification of the exploitation genre. It's probably time to move on and let a new generation of kids take a crack at making bad films.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 10, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
Leong is a San Francisco native, and the documentary has a strong local feel. Lin's high school basketball coach Peter Diepenbrock and his shooting coach Doc Scheppler are interviewed extensively, as are both parents and Lin's brothers.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
A humorous yet unfocused romp, so unwilling to settle on a single theme that hyperactivity medication should be handed out with the 3-D glasses.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 26, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
An enjoyable movie not because of any special gifts by the filmmakers or emotional resonance in the script. It was more like destiny. Once someone jotted down the concept on a cocktail napkin and hired B-Boys who could actually dance, the movie pretty much had to turn out OK.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
If Insidious 2 exists solely because Insidious 1 made a ton of money, then at least credit Wan for making quality control a priority.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 12, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
Airplane buffs are going to have a particularly good time; each of the planes seems to have an obscure real-life counterpart. And pop-culture junkies will appreciate a few sly nods as well.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
There are plenty of bad films to get riled up about in the summer. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters isn't one of them. This is harmless tween-centric fun.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 6, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
Well-polished and well-intentioned, this human-among-the-fairies adventure is filled with plenty of rousing action for short attention spans. But the beautiful visuals are paired with a mediocre script. The pacing is off and scenes become repetitive. While Epic has broad appeal, it's hard to imagine this will be anyone's favorite movie in 5 or 10 or 20 years.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's a homemade protein-and-steroids smoothie of a plot, combining elements of gore, self-parody, 1990s nostalgia overload and an attempt to say something -- while actually saying absolutely nothing -- about the American dream.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's a stoner movie all the way, with much deep thought but little active conflict.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 14, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
The film often stumbles in translation, trying to define too many characters in too little time.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's Valentine's Day! Unrealistic romantic expectations are in the air! And Safe Haven does the unrealistic romance thing pretty well.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 13, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
The strength is in the performances and visual detail. The flaws are mostly in the script, which asks the youngest cast member to pull off a near-impossible transformation.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jan 17, 2013
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- Peter Hartlaub
Perhaps anticipating an older audience, most of the lessons are one-sided, with the old-timers seemingly harming the children while actually saving them.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Dec 26, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Innocence and joy are threatened by the Boogeyman, and from there the plot comes pretty close to mirroring this summer's "The Avengers" movie. Mostly in a good way.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Nov 20, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Well written but weakly executed, it's hard to imagine anyone is going to cherish the film, if they even remember it in three months' time.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 25, 2012
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- Posted Sep 20, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
Pretty much everything shot by Shepard and co-director David Palmer looks as if it was done in one take. Hit & Run is closest in tone to the Tarantino-penned "True Romance," but it lacks that movie's menace.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 21, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
The high school comedy/drama morphs into a slasher movie, then morphs into a time-traveling/body-switching/world's-about-to-end science fiction story. Everyone on the set must have been chugging Mountain Dew between takes. I suspect that the editor was hooked up to an IV of the beverage.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 13, 2012
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's an imperfect facsimile, guilty of borrowing too many ideas from the earlier film, and then executing them with differing results.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 13, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Watching this movie is like eating a hot fudge sundae and lasagna in alternating bites.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 6, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Naysayers have been claiming for years that the "Moneyball" book wouldn't work as a movie. But ultimately, it's the cinematic touches that keep this film version from becoming something exceptional.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 22, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
By the time the sex actually starts, any sense of tension or anticipation is gone. It's the rare orgy that feels like an anticlimax.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Sep 1, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Even if it means blowing more than half the budget on animal wranglers, any movie that profiles Saddam Hussein's eldest son and Iraqi psychopath Uday Hussein is incomplete without the presence of his personal zoo. It's like filming a Michael Jackson biopic and leaving out the chimp, Ferris wheel and kid who played "Webster."- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Aug 4, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Once you're done trying to conjugate the smurfs, there's a better movie than anyone could have possibly expected, thanks in large part to an honest effort by Harris in a thankless role.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 28, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
The core fan base of this English sword battle drama will pay for the boundary-pushing blood and gore. Why bore them with things like plot and context and production values?- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Jul 7, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
The story is painfully simplistic, and it becomes quickly apparent that the narrative is a crude cement to hold together the carnage.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted May 12, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
The script is weak, but everyone on the technical side of "Soul Surfer" is a pro. The scenes in the water flow together nicely, and the action is always coherent. Robb's scenes without an arm look seamless throughout the movie.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Apr 7, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
The songs and a couple of strong performances are only good enough to make the film watchable, not exceptional.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Mar 17, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
It's a disappointment to see the teen pop star hop in a tour bus. This is a boy who should be traveling across rainbows on the back of a unicorn.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Feb 10, 2011
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- Peter Hartlaub
Jackass 3D has its moments, but it lacks the ingenuity and hilarity of the previous films - no doubt in large part because of the aging process.- San Francisco Chronicle
- Posted Oct 21, 2010
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- Peter Hartlaub
There are some nice moments and beautiful scenery, but the film is often slow and the dialogue is overwrought.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The filmmaking is unremarkable, but the obsessiveness of the lead character is infectious enough to make this drama passable entertainment.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
As the camera follows four campers in a Portland, Ore., rock school for girls, the result is less a journey than a collage of random thoughts, circumstances and events. There's plenty of telling, but not enough showing.- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The sexual tension is thick between the woodland creatures in Alpha and Omega, an animated children's film with a plot that has more in common with "The Blue Lagoon" than "Bambi."- San Francisco Chronicle
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- Peter Hartlaub
The Providence Effect" is flawed, but it's still a moving film.- San Francisco Chronicle
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