Pete Vonder Haar

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For 338 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 12.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Pete Vonder Haar's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 53
Highest review score: 100 The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters
Lowest review score: 0 Supercross
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 78 out of 338
338 movie reviews
    • 96 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Stunningly animated, cleverly scripted, and genuinely humorous.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    A thoroughly enjoyable film, and ranks with Pixar's best.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Pete Vonder Haar
    You’re unlikely to come across a more powerful film this year.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Pete Vonder Haar
    Borat isn't just one of the funniest movies of the year, it might be one of the funniest movies of all time.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    A visual triumph, and also a work of surprising warmth. No small accomplishment for a bunch of cadavers.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    The question isn't whether Nispel's remake is better than the 1980 original (it isn't) but whether anything original is brought into the mix. And minus a mild plot twist you"ll probably see coming from the first five minutes, there isn't.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 20 Pete Vonder Haar
    Clearly, Gomorrah is supposed to represent the best of today’s European cinema...and if this is the best, I would hate to imagine the worst! Gomorrah is a boring mess focusing on how the mob in today’s Naples has its tentacles stretched far and wide
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    An arresting and disturbing piece of work that gets its message across without coming off as overly preachy.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    The results are by turns fascinating, horrifying, and maddening.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    Maybe if PETA tried being funny instead of comparing eating meat to the Holocaust, they’d have a bigger following.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    The real problem is that Sex and the City is, except for a few laughs, mostly just irritating.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    A perfectly serviceable action movie…better than most, in fact. The entire premise is growing creaky, however, leading us to think we might want to leave this particular spy out in the cold a while, before he becomes completely tiresome.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    This isn't to say The Departed is a bad movie, far from it, but knowing who's directing it and the amount of talent he had to work with, it's hard not to be disappointed that Scorsese didn't knock us on our asses. Is it his best movie since "Goodfellas?" Sure, but it falls shy of that film's excellence.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    The Dark Knight may not be a masterpiece, but it easily vaults to the top of any list of "best superhero movies."
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    Especially to anyone with kids, the film packs some punch. Apart from that, The Pursuit of Happyness is emotionally manipulative and way too glossy to really hit home.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Diggers isn't a bad film, but the underlying premise - the longing one feels to escape from a dead-end, small town life - has been so beaten to death in the movies that no amount of accurate 70s design or subtlety in the performances can hide the fact.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    A wholly entertaining film, both as a musical experience and in seeing a fairly relaxed Dave Chappelle doing some of what he does best.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Far and away the best of the Star Wars prequels (tough chore, that) and also holds its own with the hallowed films of the original trilogy.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Pete Vonder Haar
    It’s not just one of the best documentaries I’ve ever seen, it’s one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. Period.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    A genuinely engrossing film.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    I know a lot of people with no knowledge of Sondheim’s musical (much less Bond’s play) are going to buy tickets for a cute holiday movie starring that handsome Johnny Depp and end up experiencing something else entirely. Bon appétit.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 0 Pete Vonder Haar
    That legendary adolescent tolerance for garbage may be severely tested by Supercross.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Baumbach crams an impressive amount of characterization and humor into 82 minutes.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Star Trek is pretty damn enjoyable. By resetting the franchise to what is essentially Year One, Abrams has the luxury of...gently reshaping the core characters.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    While Howl’s Moving Castle is far from perfect, it’s still a very good movie. It’s just not a great one.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Quite possibly Clooney’s best effort to date.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    Computer movies have come a long way since the good old days of monitors projecting vector graphics on hackers’ faces, but there are still some forehead slappers in Untraceable.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    What starts as a somewhat charming — if prosaic — story of love in the time of gentrification inexplicably spends most of its third act mired in the finer points of apartment hunting, like a tastefully lit HGTV show.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    The film's quick pace and near-constant action carries you along quite nicely, and by the time Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes) makes his climactic appearance, one can't help but look forward to the remaining films.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Hairspray isn’t all that bad, frankly. The songs are catchy, most of the leads are engaging enough (Blonksy and Bynes especially), and there’s just enough low-key subversiveness to keep everything from getting too saccharine.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    Here is a movie that celebrates the heyday of adventure cinema even as it embraces technology's bleeding edge. And I'm willing to forgive a lot when giant gorillas and tyrannosaurs are involved. Must be the art snob in me.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    Casino Royale is quite possibly the best action movie of the year.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    It’s funny, it’s smart, and it pokes fun at exactly the things it should (organized religion, big business, and audience itself).
    • 80 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    It's the journey that offers the most enjoyment. Well, that and the beauty pageant climax, which I won't spoil here, but is one of the funniest scenes from film in recent memory.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    Smartly edited, utterly engrossing, and as intelligent an examination of American race relations as I've seen.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    What Flags of Our Fathers is not, however, is moving, evocative, or very unique.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    As comic book movies go, Iron Man is a solid entry. Downey and company help drag Favreau out of the genre holes he digs, making for a decent experience.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    A low-key, warm-without-being-schmaltzy childhood adventure story that will engage younger viewers without driving their parents too crazy.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Offers an unflinching look at the effects of a terminal diagnosis, not just on the victim, but on everyone around him.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Slow in places, but the feeling of foreboding you’ll take away from it is undeniable.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    The more unpleasant aspects of the case are minimized in favor of telling the story and highlighting the effects of the case on these four men. It drags in spots, but even if Fincher hasn't hit it out of the park, Zodiac is easily a stand-up triple.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, who was essentially handpicked by now-executive producer Danny Boyle, gives us a more depressing look at humanity while retaining several of his predecessor’s moves. This isn’t always a good thing, since Fresnadillo can’t seem to get his fill of low-light hyper-edited fight scenes or frenetic hand-held shots of people running, but when used right it adds to the sense of claustrophobia and impending doom.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Better than the first in some ways: the superfluous Agent Meyers is gone, Doug Jones is great as Abe, and Strauss is an amusing addition (if almost structurally identical to Kroenen).
    • 74 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    It's impressive enough to look at, and the voice talent – especially Black and Hoffman - doesn't disappoint, but all the CGI wankery and high-end talent only barely allows Kung Fu Panda to rise above cliché.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    In truth, there's not much point to reviewing Adam Sandler comedies. They're almost always widely panned, and yet still manage to earn well over $100 million domestically. Don’' Mess with the Zohan looks to continue both trends, even if exaggerated Yiddish accents and sex with the elderly only take one so far.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    The primary weakness is in the story itself, which at times seems like mere background for the snappy banter and knowing glances.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Lowell hews so close to the reunion-film formula he ends up stifling anything new that may otherwise have resulted.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    A bleak and powerful movie, made all the more sobering by how much of it isn't fiction.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Dreamgirls is a better musical than "Chicago" or "Rent," but then, that isn't really saying much.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Perhaps even more disturbing than the Dickensian in extremis ordeal of Svalka life — including her rational yet heartbreaking decision to give up her baby rather than raise it in the dump — is Yula's straightforward acceptance of her situation.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    What makes The Dog so compelling isn't Wojtowicz's cinematic imprint but the place in history that was very likely denied him by chance and his own irascibility.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    What sets Bier's film apart from similar fare are the consistently fine performances and powerful scenes of surprising ferocity.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    Ferrara, best known as "Turtle" on HBO's Entourage, plays what is essentially a muted version of that character. Abeckaser is more believable, which is unsurprising, since the movie is loosely based on his own experiences.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Strong performances from Vera Farmiga and Hugh Dillon keep things from becoming overdramatic.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    Younger children getting in on the ground floor of fantasy will enjoy the film.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Sicko Is flawed and occasionally stretches to make its point, but the movie's message speaks for itself.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Far from being a mere polemic, The Ground Truth is bolstered immeasurably by Foulkrod’s almost exclusive use of interviews with actual veterans.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    It's worth a look, even taking into consideration the lack of zombies.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Even if it wasn't exactly historically accurate (the film is only "inspired by true events," after all), innocents are killed in the crossfire all the time when these kinds of missions are undertaken, and it's a cop-out for Spielberg to pretend otherwise.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Millions is that rarest of creatures: a family film - one of surprising warmth – that won't have adults reaching for an airsick bag.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    May not be much more than a story about girlfriends growing up, and it's not going to score any points for edginess, but it's entertaining in a low-key, non-threatening kind of way.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Everybody Loves Somebody won’t reinvent the (third) wheel, but the knowing dialogue and convincingly human characters are a refreshing break from the norm and worthy of your attention.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    The movie is engrossing and well-acted throughout (especially Khan), but ultimately leaves us less optimistic about the prospects for peace.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Breach is a look at the insecurities and flaws we all carry, it just happens to be embedded in the story of the worst traitor in FBI history.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    The athleticism on display shames much of Western action cinema’s quick-cut hand-to-hand editing, and the final swordfight between Qi and Japanese general Kumasawa (Shaw Brothers mainstay Yasuaki Kurata) ranks as high as any in recent memory.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    If nothing else, Into the Wild is a beautiful film. Penn meticulously shot in the actual locations McCandless visited, and Eric Gautier's cinematography is breathtaking, many scenes are framed in such a way as to almost Hirsch entirely, further emphasizing how solitary his trek actually was.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    Isn't as dark or sinister as its source material, but it comes closer than any other filmed attempts to this point. It may only be a decent movie, but it's a pretty fine PKD adaptation.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Burton fans and those eager for a more accurate adaptation of the novel will be happy with this new movie, while nostalgia-addled Gen X-ers and stoners of all ages will always have the original.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    If Cars is indicative of the kind of movie we can expect from Pixar post-Disney merger, well, there's always Miyazaki.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    The July 4th release is fitting, for Thompson was a true patriot. His longstanding association with the counterculture notwithstanding, Thompson loved this country and the things it once stood for, and his voice is sorely missed today, and whether you were a fan of his work or not, you'll find Gonzo well worth your time.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    I thoroughly enjoyed the street level perspective of the world being destroyed, it just would've been nice if they hadn't crapped out at the end.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Doesn’t always hit all the right notes...But in the end, Affleck displays a surprisingly sure hand, and Gone Baby Gone largely delivers.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    Overall, New York Doll is an affectionate (occasionally too much so) look at Arthur Kane.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 0 Pete Vonder Haar
    Scary Movie V murdered my capacity to feel joy.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 0 Pete Vonder Haar
    The Ringer is astoundingly craptastic not because the handicapped are handled poorly (though if they were paid more than union scale I'd be surprised), but because it's one of the most singularly unfunny films ever made.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    I wanted to like Superman Returns, but Singer and company are so concerned about doing justice to Superman’s past, they fail to generate much interest in what, if any, future the franchise might have.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    The movie works because Christina's desire to help these kids feels natural, and because she herself shoulders burdens that would drive most people to the grave, all without losing her faith.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Pete Vonder Haar
    Cash is a legend, and deserving of a more thoughtful portrayal than what we’re offered here.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Something of a letdown. Previous statements aside, I understand Warner Bros. has to set the table for "Half-Blood Prince" and "Deathly Hallows," but too much of Phoenix is filler. And with only two movies left, we better get to the main course in short order.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Land falls well short of the greatness of Romero’s previous zombie efforts.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    To top everything off, Tom Cruise may just have resurrected his career with the role of Les Grossman.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Craven eschews horror trappings and gore for a well-paced and engaging thriller that keeps the audience involved despite the fact that most of what takes place onscreen is a conversation between two people.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 30 Pete Vonder Haar
    70 odd minutes of medical tragedy and cops matching wits with criminals devolves into incongruously balletic gunplay accentuated with CGI blood effects so terrible Sam Peckinpah is doing cocaine in his grave. It’s a weirdly calamitous tonal shift, erasing the scant goodwill we’d felt to this point and putting Three down for the count once and for all.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    It isn't until the ending, which turns the squirm amplifier up to 11 and exceeded even my horrific expectations, that we finally see the story's potential realized.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Pete Vonder Haar
    If What Happens in Vegas... serves any purpose, it's to make me consider spending my gambling money in Reno or on a riverboat instead.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Not just one of the best "comic book" movies ever made, but also one of the best films of the year.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Benjamin Button is pretty much just "Gump" with better cinematography.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Matti sets a brisk pace, utilizing the squalor and desperation of Manila's slums and prisons as well as powerful, against-type performances by Torre and Pascual to give us a familiar yet engaging thriller (with more than a few surprises).
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    So who did kill the electric car? There are many suspects, and as it turns out, most of them are guilty.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    Predictably ridiculous.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 90 Pete Vonder Haar
    With striking visuals reminiscent of Matisse and Chagall and a refreshingly (for domestic animation audiences) grown-up storyline, The Painting is almost reminiscent of, well, a work of art.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Giamatti has his hands full trying to keep us from thinking about Burgess Meredith.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    The film is technically superior, and its look and the strength of its performances (Blanchett, Barraza, and Kikuchi especially) carry it above similar fare.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    Does it herald a renaissance in the action genre? Not really, but it's a welcome throwback to good old-fashioned, '80s-style lunkhead violence, and no one takes a punch, kick, elbow, or bullet quite like John McClane.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Pete Vonder Haar
    The film's effectiveness is bolstered by juxtaposed scenes of fat and happy Americans and Europeans slurping up frozen chai lattes and clucking about how big Starbuck's is getting with scenes of children going into "therapeutic feeding centers" in the region where Starbuck's gets its coffee because they can't afford to by corn.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Pete Vonder Haar
    The Longest Yard lives or dies with its physical humor, a form of recent comedy I like to call slapstick sadism.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    I can't condemn it outright, but damned if I can remember anything (aside from Izzard's performance) that would make me recommend it.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    A poignant reminder of why people used to actually listen to their radios.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Pete Vonder Haar
    Biyi Bandele's Half of a Yellow Sun strikes an admirable balance between drama and history.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Pete Vonder Haar
    Has some nice touches. Cheadle is capable as always, and Paula Newsome kills as his acerbic receptionist.

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