For 1,486 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 43% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 8.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Nick Schager's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 57
Highest review score: 100 Cielo
Lowest review score: 0 Vampires Suck
Score distribution:
1486 movie reviews
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    The real issue here is simply a dearth of novelty—an insurmountable shortcoming for a B-movie that should be able to drum up some thrills from its offspring-of-Nosferatu premise.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare would seem to be an almost ideal project for Ritchie—which is why its lethargy comes as such a dispiriting surprise.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 65 Nick Schager
    What’s conspicuously missing from this non-fiction inquiry—much to its detriment—is an attendant discussion of what came next, and how McVeigh’s actions directly and indirectly led us to our precarious present moment.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    Makes up for any narrative patchiness with a bevy of unforgettable images and an attendant sense of ancient beliefs and rituals that divide as much as they unite.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    Knowing just how much to say aloud and how much to suggest through visual and aural means, this superb Irish fable feels at once modern and ancient, and hums with mystery and malice.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Nick Schager
    A towering genre film about a not-so-fanciful end times—one that both understands, and proves, the peerless power of the visual image.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    It’s consistently engaging, but also not much more revealing than a quick perusal of Jennifer’s Wikipedia page, and the fact that its real-life saga may not be over only amplifies the impression that it’s less than the full story.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Schager
    Telegraphs its bombshells from the outset and dutifully shuffles toward a conclusion that tethers this saga to Donner’s The Omen.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    It’s as big a swing as any in Besson’s career, and consequently, when it wholly and embarrassingly misses, the blow back is borderline overpowering.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 20 Nick Schager
    A sequel that ups the ante in virtually every way—none of them good.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    Composed to seem at once off-the-cuff and mannered (replete with varying film stocks), La Chimera blends sweetness, sorrow and silliness with a lyrical touch.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    An uninspired cover song in desperate need of its forerunner’s fire and flair.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    Russell Crowe continues to prove that he’s better than the B-grade projects he’s now offered, but his convincing performance isn’t enough to elevate this surprise-free mystery.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    The Contestant outs the Japanese reality show as a pioneering work of manipulative heartlessness, happy to put Nasubi through the ringer for ratings and, also, for spectators eager to chuckle at his mistreatment (and marvel at his cooperation in it).
    • 46 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    It all resembles a lot of cosplaying, although its central failing is foregrounding cacophonous mayhem and middling melodrama over the drollness that defined the first two Ghostbusters movies.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    Fortuitously timed, providing an insider’s view of this most tabloid-y of political tales and the woman at the center of it all.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Schager
    A lifeless hodgepodge of the hoariest clichés the genre has to offer.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Schager
    Has its heart in the right place but little else, starting out competently and then slowly falling apart with each clumsy step along its "Game of Thrones"-lite path.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Schager
    Little more than a creaky lark that fails to generate consistent laughs, even if it proves that John Cena is a charming goof-off who’s game for anything.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    Strives for stratospheric emotional heights and yet proves so self-seriously somber and saccharine that it plays like a leaden parody.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Nick Schager
    The Animal Kingdom is what an X-Men movie would look like if it doubled-down on its tolerance-for-outsiders metaphor and did away with any exciting superpowered spectacle.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 65 Nick Schager
    [An] overly dramatic and revelation-lite feature-length documentary, whose main purpose seems to be rehashing that which has already been exhaustively covered by the media and, also, underscoring the sociopathic dishonesty of Joran van der Sloot.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    A marvel of slapstick invention that in terms of pure unbridled creativity puts most big-screen comedies to shame.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    A stark window into the conflicted soul of [Ceylan's] homeland, whose tensions and schisms are subtly evoked throughout the course of this challenging, if ultimately rich and rewarding, 197-minute import of longing, resentment, compromise, and self-interest.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    Aiming for ribald and risqué and coming up with only ruinous humorlessness, it may be the longest 84 minutes anyone will spend in a theater this year.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 88 Nick Schager
    [Boasting] an ambitious and exhilarating story that matches its style, it’s the finest thing Villeneuve has helmed and the 2024 film to beat for outsized sci-fi showmanship.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 73 Nick Schager
    Headlined by a serviceable Liam Hemsworth and a fantastic Russell Crowe in all his hammy scene-stealing glory, it’s the bro-iest bro-fest that ever bro’d—and I say that with far more affection than condescension.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Schager
    On the basis of Madame Web, however, Sony’s Spider-Man Universe is now completely lifeless—and in no need of resuscitation.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    Even in a crowded true-crime field, it’s something of a doozy.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Nick Schager
    A sumptuous period-piece celebration of sensory delights—both culinary and otherwise—infused with all manner of complex, intoxicating flavors.

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