Nick Schager
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43% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 8.8 points lower than other critics.
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Nick Schager's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 57 | |
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| Highest review score: | Cielo | |
| Lowest review score: | Vampires Suck | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 660 out of 1486
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Mixed: 495 out of 1486
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Negative: 331 out of 1486
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- Nick Schager
The real issue here is simply a dearth of novelty—an insurmountable shortcoming for a B-movie that should be able to drum up some thrills from its offspring-of-Nosferatu premise.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 18, 2024
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- Nick Schager
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare would seem to be an almost ideal project for Ritchie—which is why its lethargy comes as such a dispiriting surprise.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 18, 2024
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- Nick Schager
What’s conspicuously missing from this non-fiction inquiry—much to its detriment—is an attendant discussion of what came next, and how McVeigh’s actions directly and indirectly led us to our precarious present moment.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 16, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Makes up for any narrative patchiness with a bevy of unforgettable images and an attendant sense of ancient beliefs and rituals that divide as much as they unite.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 12, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Knowing just how much to say aloud and how much to suggest through visual and aural means, this superb Irish fable feels at once modern and ancient, and hums with mystery and malice.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 11, 2024
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- Nick Schager
A towering genre film about a not-so-fanciful end times—one that both understands, and proves, the peerless power of the visual image.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 11, 2024
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- Nick Schager
It’s consistently engaging, but also not much more revealing than a quick perusal of Jennifer’s Wikipedia page, and the fact that its real-life saga may not be over only amplifies the impression that it’s less than the full story.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 8, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Telegraphs its bombshells from the outset and dutifully shuffles toward a conclusion that tethers this saga to Donner’s The Omen.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 4, 2024
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- Nick Schager
It’s as big a swing as any in Besson’s career, and consequently, when it wholly and embarrassingly misses, the blow back is borderline overpowering.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 29, 2024
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- Nick Schager
A sequel that ups the ante in virtually every way—none of them good.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 27, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Composed to seem at once off-the-cuff and mannered (replete with varying film stocks), La Chimera blends sweetness, sorrow and silliness with a lyrical touch.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 27, 2024
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- Nick Schager
An uninspired cover song in desperate need of its forerunner’s fire and flair.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 25, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Russell Crowe continues to prove that he’s better than the B-grade projects he’s now offered, but his convincing performance isn’t enough to elevate this surprise-free mystery.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 22, 2024
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- Nick Schager
The Contestant outs the Japanese reality show as a pioneering work of manipulative heartlessness, happy to put Nasubi through the ringer for ratings and, also, for spectators eager to chuckle at his mistreatment (and marvel at his cooperation in it).- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 21, 2024
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- Nick Schager
It all resembles a lot of cosplaying, although its central failing is foregrounding cacophonous mayhem and middling melodrama over the drollness that defined the first two Ghostbusters movies.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 20, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Fortuitously timed, providing an insider’s view of this most tabloid-y of political tales and the woman at the center of it all.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 8, 2024
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- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 7, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Has its heart in the right place but little else, starting out competently and then slowly falling apart with each clumsy step along its "Game of Thrones"-lite path.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 7, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Little more than a creaky lark that fails to generate consistent laughs, even if it proves that John Cena is a charming goof-off who’s game for anything.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 6, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Strives for stratospheric emotional heights and yet proves so self-seriously somber and saccharine that it plays like a leaden parody.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 1, 2024
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- Nick Schager
The Animal Kingdom is what an X-Men movie would look like if it doubled-down on its tolerance-for-outsiders metaphor and did away with any exciting superpowered spectacle.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Feb 29, 2024
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- Nick Schager
[An] overly dramatic and revelation-lite feature-length documentary, whose main purpose seems to be rehashing that which has already been exhaustively covered by the media and, also, underscoring the sociopathic dishonesty of Joran van der Sloot.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Feb 27, 2024
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- Nick Schager
A marvel of slapstick invention that in terms of pure unbridled creativity puts most big-screen comedies to shame.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Feb 27, 2024
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- Nick Schager
A stark window into the conflicted soul of [Ceylan's] homeland, whose tensions and schisms are subtly evoked throughout the course of this challenging, if ultimately rich and rewarding, 197-minute import of longing, resentment, compromise, and self-interest.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Feb 23, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Aiming for ribald and risqué and coming up with only ruinous humorlessness, it may be the longest 84 minutes anyone will spend in a theater this year.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Feb 21, 2024
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- Nick Schager
[Boasting] an ambitious and exhilarating story that matches its style, it’s the finest thing Villeneuve has helmed and the 2024 film to beat for outsized sci-fi showmanship.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Feb 21, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Headlined by a serviceable Liam Hemsworth and a fantastic Russell Crowe in all his hammy scene-stealing glory, it’s the bro-iest bro-fest that ever bro’d—and I say that with far more affection than condescension.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Feb 15, 2024
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- Nick Schager
On the basis of Madame Web, however, Sony’s Spider-Man Universe is now completely lifeless—and in no need of resuscitation.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Feb 13, 2024
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- The Daily Beast
- Posted Feb 8, 2024
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- Nick Schager
A sumptuous period-piece celebration of sensory delights—both culinary and otherwise—infused with all manner of complex, intoxicating flavors.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Feb 8, 2024
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