For 1,473 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 42% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 8.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Nick Schager's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 57
Highest review score: 100 Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
Lowest review score: 0 I Send You This Place
Score distribution:
1473 movie reviews
    • 56 Metascore
    • 35 Nick Schager
    Eliciting exasperated laughs at its every manipulation, it may be the most ridiculously corny movie of all time.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    Despite looking great, it comes off as a humdrum knockoff of yesterday’s fashion.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    Aside from a couple of vicious set pieces, however, this genre effort’s gimmickry results in derivative cornball melodrama. It would have benefited greatly from speaking louder while carrying a big stick.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Nick Schager
    This creepy nerve-rattler confirms that the director’s excellent 2024 breakout Oddity was no fluke.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    A no-frills survival thriller that’s as rugged as its wilderness setting.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Schager
    All “Thriller," no infamy, presenting an uplifting, crowd-pleasing version of events that, for all its expert impersonations, is simply the palatable half of this sordid tale.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Schager
    A deep dive into a pool of pretentiousness whose absurdity mounts with each new quasi-supernatural—and heavily symbolic—development.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Schager
    [Its] sketchiness is second only to its inside-baseball humorlessness.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Nick Schager
    Plays like a torturous tone-deaf joke that won’t end.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    Thanks to a host of colorful performances and an emphasis on over-the-top violence, they mostly pull off their double-dip trick.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    A stirring celebration of bravery, camaraderie, and human ingenuity that goes big in every respect, not least of which by recognizing and foregrounding the majesty of larger-than-life movie stardom.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 88 Nick Schager
    A rousing elegy to an underworld saga par excellence and, in particular, to a ruthless and tormented gangster whom, in Murphy’s expert hands, stands as an undisputed crime-fiction icon.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    A Frankenstein-ian cine-monster that both reinvents and pays homage with all the clumsiness and unsightliness of its fabled creature.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 35 Nick Schager
    Worst of all, Scream 7 doesn’t concoct the sort of ludicrous denouement that has always been these movies’ signature, instead delivering perhaps the most deflating conclusion in the series’ three-decade history. That alone should indicate that Ghostface has lost his luster and should withdraw to the Horror Hall of Fame where he deserves to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with Freddy, Jason, and the rest of the genre’s genuine icons.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 73 Nick Schager
    An uplifting portrait of the possibility of rebirth—even for the most famous person on Earth.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 95 Nick Schager
    A superb companion piece to the director’s 2022 biopic Elvis, it’s a feat of showmanship both by Presley on stage and Luhrmann behind the camera.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 65 Nick Schager
    It might not deliver hilariously fatal blows, but it’s smart and spikey enough to leave a pleasurably painful mark.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    An audacious indie that plumbs the depths of passion, loyalty, and sacrifice with beguiling earnestness and intensity.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    No matter the out-of-this-world nature of their adventure, they remain an amusing and endearingly down-to-Earth doofus duo.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 73 Nick Schager
    A film that lives up to its title by being, in every way, basic—and, in the process, confirms that there’s a reason some clichés endure.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    With Oscar-winner Sam Rockwell as its tempestuous engine, it’s a captivatingly silly saga about the pitfalls of our modern techno-obsessiveness.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    A fleetingly recognizable tale of love, desire, obsession, regret, bitterness, and ire that, at every turn, plays as florid, horny, juvenile fanfiction.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    A steamy, sad, and amusing snapshot of desire and identity.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    Just a pale imitation of scarier bloodsuckers gone by.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 87 Nick Schager
    A joyous return to form for the Evil Dead auteur, whose no-holds-barred verve is equaled by that of Rachel McAdams.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 35 Nick Schager
    A far cry from [Stanton’s] Pixar gems Finding Nemo and WALL-E, both of which have infinitely more to say about the human condition than this schematic and bathetic bowl of chicken soup for the soul.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 83 Nick Schager
    Electrifying a taut tale of tough times and the desperate men they breed, [Hawke] makes sure that, even when it could stand to be a tad weightier, this genre film packs a wallop.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 95 Nick Schager
    A stirring testament to both [Rushdie's] resilience and to freedom as a vital bulwark against the forces of extremism and evil.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    There’s not much to latch onto here except the faint flickers of the better film this one, with more care and attention to detail, might have been.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Schager
    Never quite as funny as it wants to be, but making up for that in the violence department, it’s a healthy serving of slam-bang cinematic comfort food.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    An irredeemably obvious and one-note affair that says everything in its first 10 minutes and spends the remainder of its time vainly trying to drum up humor from a wan Weekend at Bernie’s-esque scenario.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Nick Schager
    A medley of fears, anxieties, and regrets that repeatedly messes with the senses, it exists at the nexus of sanity and madness, life and death, Heaven and Hell, and sound and image.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    A hysterical, insightful, and ultimately moving portrait of the difficulties of keeping long-term relationships alive.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Schager
    Follows festival tradition by featuring a stellar breakthrough performance from a well-known actor—in this case, Will Poulter’s sterling turn as a junkie caught in a prison of his own making.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    This intensely empathetic film—co-starring Channing Tatum and Gemma Chan—has a tendency to tip into strident affectation. But thanks to newcomer Reeves, it still lands more than its fair share of punches.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 78 Nick Schager
    Consistently funny and erotic, if ultimately a bit too straightlaced for the incendiary subject matter at hand.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 78 Nick Schager
    A delightful film about the dim-witted and the disreputable. And though its humor ultimately wanes, it compensates with a surprising measure of tenderness.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    A winningly weird comedy—premiering at this year’s Sundance Film Festival—about isolation and community.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 88 Nick Schager
    With his maiden cinematic venture, Wilson doesn’t break new ground so much as continue his idiosyncratic artistry on a larger scale.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    A horror-comedy that takes a scalpel—or, more accurately, several weapons—to its jaunty protagonist, all while reveling in his darkly disturbed spirit.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 58 Nick Schager
    May have things to say, but doesn’t have a clue how to say them.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    Designed in every way to make one bleary eyed, it’s the new year’s dreariest, and goofiest, film.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    A rugged affair that’s canny and concussive enough to compensate for a somewhat deflating ending, it proves that its headliners remain cinema’s preeminent BFF duo.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Nick Schager
    As the fourth entry in a long-running franchise (written, like its ancestors, by Alex Garland), it is, to borrow a phrase uttered by its protagonist, “miraculous”—and marks this zombie saga as a nightmare with few equals.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Nick Schager
    Understated, graceful, and moving, it’s the first great film of 2026.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Schager
    A sturdy continuation of this cataclysmic big-screen series, whose large-scale set pieces are rooted in the fear, anguish, and compassion of its appealing main characters.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    Taut and entrancing, it’s a stark reminder that adolescence sucks.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    A typical provincial British tale about everyday Englishmen and women banding together to accomplish a controversial task against long odds, it’s akin to a warm glass of milk.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    A movie manufactured to tug at the heartstrings. That it does so this gracefully and movingly is a testament to Winslet’s understated stewardship and a script by her son, Joe Anders, whose manipulations are as gentle as they are affecting.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    Yanking unashamedly at the heartstrings, however, it’s a manipulative and uneven tune that strains to elicit the sniffles it so hungrily seeks.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 78 Nick Schager
    Proves a deliriously amusing vehicle for both glamorous, charismatic actresses. It won’t win Sweeney or Seyfried any prizes, but it’s the sort of hysterical thriller that, in the ’80s and ’90s, was a theatrical staple.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    To a greater extent than its franchise mates, Avatar: Fire and Ash is drunk on its own extravagance, unaware that it’s offering up nothing new that might justify its absurd Sturm und Drang.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 92 Nick Schager
    A tour-de-force of unbound creativity, its silky staging, enchanting performances, and playful inventiveness combining to make it one of the year’s undisputed big-screen highlights.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 35 Nick Schager
    Its phoniness epitomized by Emma Mackey’s lead turn, it’s the biggest dud of the artist’s career, and the holiday season’s most egregious misfire.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 83 Nick Schager
    A taut, tense, of-the-moment thriller with real (reel?) bite.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Nick Schager
    Strap in, hold on, and succumb to this ecstatically inventive one-of-a-kind film.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    An assured directorial debut about media reliability that unnerves by embracing the unknown.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 25 Nick Schager
    [Its] sole imperative appears to be boring its audience to death.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    With star Imogen Poots vividly capturing the roiling contradictions born from her character’s crises, it’s a raw, rugged wound of a film.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    The charismatic Pfeiffer deserves much, much better than this soggy stocking stuffer.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 90 Nick Schager
    A breakneck rollercoaster—about ping pong!—infused with a manic desperation that’s almost as electric as its athletic centerpieces are taut.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 65 Nick Schager
    If its melodrama is unabashedly manipulative, it’s not altogether ineffective at eliciting waterworks.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    Largely faithful but unwilling to pick a funny or nasty lane, it’s the most impersonal film of its writer/director’s career, and a revolutionary thriller that too often falls back on establishment conventions.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    Its most impressive feat, however, is finding a way to somehow be even duller than its predecessors.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    Undone by storytelling that, however well-intentioned, coats its real-life tale in a corny Hollywood sheen.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    A film about the unremarkable that’s anything but.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 Nick Schager
    A story about home, inheritance, and fiction’s ability to reveal truths capable of bringing alienated individuals together, it’s a tumultuous, moving triumph.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    The series’ second-best installment and a rousing start to what appears to be a grand new franchise future.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    With an uninhibited fieriness that’s rooted in profound need and longing, Lawrence—opposite a beleaguered Robert Pattinson—delivers one the finest performances of her career, energizing the writer/director’s portrait of feminine rage, sorrow, and mania.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 88 Nick Schager
    A raucous mélange of the demented and the degrading, indulging in the very garish, grotesque, X-rated madness it condemns.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    Save for a single sterling jolt, his compendium of clichés is a case study in knowing a genre’s tricks but doing absolutely nothing of interest with them.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    Stone is a mesmerizing riot in this bleak satire of our current state of disorder—as is her co-star Jesse Plemons, who matches her intensity and manages to outdo her craziness.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 87 Nick Schager
    Even at its stagiest, it’s a film that, courtesy of both its director and star, burns with unbridled passions.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    A film whose tension (and inventiveness) waxes and wanes, although courtesy of Hawke’s unforgettable masked fiend, it continues to boast an iconic horror movie visage destined to ruin viewers’ sleep.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Schager
    If [Cooper’s] third behind-the-camera venture rarely gets completely under the surface, it nonetheless hits a sufficient number of wise and witty notes.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Nick Schager
    A caustic portrait of the rat race as legitimately killer, and another feather in the cap of one of world cinema’s true maestros.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Schager
    A thriller in name only, it has all the grace and cunning of an anvil to the head.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    A sly, sinister film about self-loathing, sacrifice, and the things people will do to survive—with a great tormented performance from Dakota Fanning at its center.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Schager
    In an age of bland, unimaginative cookie-cutter blockbusters, there’s something refreshing about a movie that puts a premium on looking and sounding badass.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    Buoyed by a superb cast headlined by Adam Driver and Cate Blanchett, it’s a film of quiet, droll grace, even if it’s delicateness occasionally veers into slightness.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 78 Nick Schager
    [Its] vignettes are uneven and occasionally repetitive and yet, at their best, deliver the sort of macabre mood and mayhem that make the series an enduring spooky-season pleasure.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    With an aesthetic ingenuity to match its pooch’s impressively expressive performance, it’s a thriller that ably justifies its central gimmick.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    While its humor often sticks, its mayhem fails to land.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    Mistakenly assumes that the woe-is-me routines of the rich and famous are the stuff of great drama.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    A timely cautionary tale whose overwhelming suspense is apt to leave viewers sick with dread.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Nick Schager
    Though its daring gestures don’t always pay off, it’s a tale of internal and external brutality, of fathers, sons and clans scarred by violence, that serves as a sturdy showcase for its exceptional star.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    Affords Julia Roberts with her best part in years as a professor whose role in a burgeoning scandal threatens to expose her deep, dark (related) secrets. She’s not enough, however, to make this wannabe-conversation starter coherent, much less insightful.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 85 Nick Schager
    Saying little but speaking volumes about American disaffection, apathy, self-interest, and foolishness, [O’Connor’s] performance bolsters this askew heist film and cements his status as cinema’s most magnetic new leading man.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Schager
    It builds to revelations that speak emphatically to social shallowness, pressures and prejudices—even if, in the end, its bombshells resonate as less surprising than inevitable.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Schager
    A misguided wannabe-uplifting saga about grief, forgiveness, and keeping important memories alive.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 35 Nick Schager
    Him
    A B-movie of unholy bombast and absurdity.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    A look at Coppola’s creative process that proves significantly more illuminating and entertaining than the director’s finished product.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 80 Nick Schager
    Electrified by virtuoso filmmaking, its enraged message comes through loud and clear.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 45 Nick Schager
    This wannabe winsome fairy tale about confronting fears, atoning for sins, and forgiving oneself is a pile-up of preciousness.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Nick Schager
    Casts itself as a frightening saga about tyranny’s capacity to acclimate its subjects to slaughter and slavery, and to coerce them into performing (and celebrating) self-destruction under the guise of unity, strength, and progress.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 90 Nick Schager
    Hermanus’ latest establishes him as a filmmaker of uncanny grace and Mescal and O’Connor as two of Hollywood’s finest young stars.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Schager
    A prototypical example of talking, ceaselessly and crudely, at the audience.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 90 Nick Schager
    Both a nail-biting thriller and a messy moral drama, rife with tensions between justice and vengeance, healing and suffering, and reality and fantasy.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 55 Nick Schager
    Stylized to the hilt but empty inside, it faithfully echoes the harried shallowness of its protagonist, whose desperate search for one big score to reverse his fortunes is all surface, no substance—the cinematic equivalent of a knock-off Rolex.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Schager
    The film around her never quite comes together, but Foster is more than enough reason to embark on this off-kilter investigation.

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