Nick Schager
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42% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 8.8 points lower than other critics.
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Nick Schager's Scores
- Movies
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| Average review score: | 57 | |
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| Highest review score: | Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia | |
| Lowest review score: | I Send You This Place | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 652 out of 1474
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Mixed: 491 out of 1474
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Negative: 331 out of 1474
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- Nick Schager
Its formal showmanship unconvincing and off-putting, the film is a case study in the hazards of prizing style over substance.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Sep 27, 2024
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- Nick Schager
An ignominious tour-de-force for the esteemed headliner, who gets to indulge in just about every caricatured mannerism and colloquialism in the stale La Cosa Nostra cookbook.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 19, 2025
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- Nick Schager
An alternately evocative and lumbering portrait of a multifaceted community.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 7, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Director Wes Ball’s adaptation of the second book in author James Dashner’s popular series is the exact opposite of its predecessor, presenting a sprawling adventure that, when not liberally cribbing from more illustrious sci-fi forefathers, spends plentiful time fleshing out the dull details of its oppressed-youth scenario.- The Playlist
- Posted Sep 16, 2015
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- Nick Schager
Given that the camera always seems to fall or get knocked into the perfect position to capture the craziness at hand, any vérité pretenses soon prove ridiculous. But it’s no more ridiculous than the plot, which incessantly wastes time trying to flesh out its characters, but barely bothers with building suspense.- The Dissolve
- Posted Jul 14, 2013
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- Nick Schager
Never coherently articulates (or draws connections between) its various concerns, proving a handsomely horrific vampire bloodbath that, ahem, bites off more than it can chew.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 17, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Her documentary sporadically locates profound truth amid its myriad musings about the momentous and the everyday. Often, however, Anderson's hushed-tone articulations of her thoughts on these subjects prove affected, and her stream-of-consciousness style, though acutely constructed, is more alienating than inviting.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 20, 2015
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- Nick Schager
A work of tremendous look-at-me energy: all prolonged close-ups and studied master shots of actors weeping, screaming, laughing, longing, and freaking out with sweaty, grimy intensity.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Sep 8, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Revisionist mythmaking of the most bland variety, the Jerry Bruckheimer produced King Arthur purports to tell the true tale of the ancient British hero and his valiant Knights of the Round Table by stripping away the magic, mystery, and majesty of the fable and replacing it with grim n' grimy realism.- Slant Magazine
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- Nick Schager
Operates in a single, precious sub-Kelly Reichardt register, its every second marked by studied images, sounds and performances.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Oct 8, 2023
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- Nick Schager
The Animal Kingdom is what an X-Men movie would look like if it doubled-down on its tolerance-for-outsiders metaphor and did away with any exciting superpowered spectacle.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Feb 29, 2024
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- Nick Schager
In a streaming landscape already saturated with takedowns of Big Pharma and its pill-popping perfidy, it’s a generic version of far more powerful originals.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Sep 12, 2023
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- Nick Schager
A poignant sense of time's unyielding forward progress and a mood of deep adolescent sorrow aren't enough to overshadow the insufferable blankness of Goodbye First Love's navel-gazing protagonists.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 14, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Stallone yearns to investigate the loneliness of a man who can’t get over the past, an endeavor which entails unwieldy speeches (delivered by the actor in his patented “yews guys” patois) and reflective shots of the city’s skyline.- Slant Magazine
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- Nick Schager
The cautionary tale is a familiar one. But it’s told with enough flashy verve and humor, along with a gossipy bombshell audio recording, to play as a breezy non-fiction look back at a phenom that had its 15 minutes—or, at least, enough time to get through an evening’s worth of quiz questions—in the smartphone spotlight.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 20, 2023
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- Nick Schager
Yanking unashamedly at the heartstrings, however, it’s a manipulative and uneven tune that strains to elicit the sniffles it so hungrily seeks.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Dec 23, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Ripped from yesterday’s headlines, it’s as fast, flashy and superficial as the director’s prior efforts, and also as exaggerated.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Sep 8, 2023
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- Nick Schager
The mood is generally melodramatic and ends as mushy, aided by the soft-focus cinematography that drenches it all in melancholic nostalgia.- Village Voice
- Posted May 22, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Life of Pi manages occasional spiritual wonder through its 3-D visuals but otherwise sinks like a stone.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 20, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Hong Sang-soo once again corroborates auteurist theory at the same time that he reveals the potential shortcomings of its practice.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 13, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Carano’s badass-beauty charm notwithstanding, it’s a grim, formulaic saga in desperate need of some genuine B-movie fury and flair.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 3, 2014
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- Nick Schager
Has its heart in the right place but little else, starting out competently and then slowly falling apart with each clumsy step along its "Game of Thrones"-lite path.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 7, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Waltrip’s earnest and forthright narration lends Blink of an Eye its intimacy and insight.- Variety
- Posted Sep 4, 2019
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- Nick Schager
Devolves into such a morass of shrill chaos and affected symbolism that it’s difficult to feel anything other than exasperation with its central maternal crisis.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jan 25, 2025
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- Nick Schager
When it comes to its central legal struggle, though, it leaves out so many crucial details that it cuts itself off at the knees.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Oct 19, 2023
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- Nick Schager
A surface-level portrait about a scientific advancement that could change the world for the better or the worse, and a man who knows how to wield it but can’t necessarily be trusted to do so.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 23, 2023
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- Nick Schager
A hot-blooded crime story whose affectations outweigh its subversions.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jan 21, 2024
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- Nick Schager
While The God Committee routinely resides on the precipice of preachiness, Stark’s script (via St. Germain’s source material) avoids one-note sermonizing and characterizations at most turns, instead maturely investigating the messy intersection of medicine, morality and commerce.- Variety
- Posted Jul 1, 2021
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- Nick Schager
Like many similarly twisty tales, Reversion's narrative logic is undermined by its characters' irrational behavior.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 7, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Overwhelms via length and monotony, employing a challenging form that’s both its greatest strength and, ultimately, its most frustrating weakness.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Dec 29, 2023
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- Nick Schager
From hairstyles and clothes to autumnal-hued cinematography and a raft of clichéd incidents involving pills, suicide, sneaking out, and blackmail, everything feels dainty to the point of stale.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 6, 2011
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- Nick Schager
A work that proves hopelessly at odds with itself all the way to a conclusion that fizzles at the moment it should explode.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 6, 2023
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- Nick Schager
It’s a unique, associative blend of sounds and images that aims to convey details as well as underlying truths about Frank’s life. Unfortunately, it also often leaves one feeling aesthetically pummeled to the point of exhaustion.- Variety
- Posted Jul 14, 2016
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- Nick Schager
For all its genre-bending cleverness and technical dexterity, Rango's overstuffed plot fails to consistently blend its brainy pretensions with its chase-and-slapstick family-film obligations. Like Dirt's H2O supply, laughs are scarce.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 1, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Such tension ultimately unravels during a latter half that rushes through too many underwhelming revelations, but that’s not enough to completely offset the film’s beguiling air of despondency.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Sep 26, 2023
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- Nick Schager
It's a saga whose clichéd corniness would be practically sinful if not for the mighty Gugino, who almost counteracts the material's pap with megawatt charm and steel-tough resolve - exemplified by a low-angled intro shot of the poised, strutting, tight-sweater-sexy actress.- Time Out
- Posted Oct 18, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Noble intentions alone do not a great movie make, as evidenced by Po, whose heart is in the right place but whose drama is woefully lacking in momentum.- Variety
- Posted Nov 28, 2016
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- Nick Schager
Robert Wise’s The Set-Up isn’t noir by any serious definition, its boilerplate fatalism undone by overbearing moralizing and the fact that Ryan’s boxer is too one-dimensionally good to register as tragic.- Slant Magazine
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- Nick Schager
Fred Cavayé shoots his action with both vigorous propulsion and visual lucidity. Unfortunately, however, his story's revelations, all of which are related to a recent corporate bigwig's assassination, arrive at least two-to-three scenes after they've already become obvious.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 24, 2011
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- Nick Schager
An Egyptian feminist tale told with both affecting compassion and made-for-TV corniness.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 9, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Considering Rogen’s participation as both a writer and actor, it’s surprising that Mutant Mayhem plays it so safe, not merely in terms of plot but with regards to its comedy.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 27, 2023
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- Nick Schager
Heart of Stone plays like reheated leftovers, its flavor familiar but diluted.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Aug 10, 2023
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- Nick Schager
Lipovsky and Stein elicit not a single solid performance from their cast, and their tale’s twists are illogical even by the material’s established guidelines.- The Daily Beast
- Posted May 16, 2025
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- Nick Schager
While Renier embodies his PTSD-afflicted soldier as a man similarly out of sync with his surroundings, his heartfelt performance isn't enough to overshadow the fact that this often incisive look at modern identity confusion and redefinition loses its dramatic momentum long before its finale.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 6, 2015
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- Nick Schager
Blame for this sports drama’s shallow leadenness can’t be similarly pinned on the supernatural; instead, its shortcomings are attributable to a one-dimensional script and resultant performances that are far less nuanced than its headliners’ ripped bodies.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Dec 12, 2023
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- Nick Schager
Mistakenly assumes that the woe-is-me routines of the rich and famous are the stuff of great drama.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Sep 30, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Director Arcel handles the material with a stately grace that compensates for the story's predictable trajectory, though humdrum period detail and monotonous pacing too often leave the proceedings feeling only partially aroused.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 7, 2012
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- Nick Schager
A cautionary tale about…making “a pact with the devil.” However, Milli Vanilli doesn’t have much to reveal that isn’t by now well-known pop lore.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Oct 24, 2023
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- Nick Schager
Cromwell delivers his defiantly gruff dialogue with amusing relish, while still grounding his protagonist’s actions in desperation and desolation. And his nostalgic conversations with Bujold while the two lay in bed have a naturalness that almost overshadows the creakiness of the surrounding material.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 10, 2013
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- Nick Schager
No matter a committed performance (two, actually) from Robert Pattinson, it’s an original that plays like a rehash—and an underwhelmingly unfunny one at that.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Mar 5, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Caring more about what its characters represent — and its empathetic representation of them — than about crafting a fully formed drama concerning flesh-and-blood people, Cone’s film has little more than its heart in the right place.- Variety
- Posted Nov 1, 2017
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- Nick Schager
As with its narrative, Wreck-It Ralph's themes don't develop by branching out in wild, unpredictable ways; instead, they simply become narrower and more monotonous.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 1, 2012
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- Nick Schager
After establishing a central parent-child relationship rife with wacko biblical undertones, the director finds nowhere to take his story except into standard vengeance territory.- Village Voice
- Posted May 14, 2013
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- Nick Schager
Boasts the idiosyncratic anxiety, depression, and angst of its author’s work and the bouncy tone and matching visual style of every other recent cinematic kid’s fable—two flavors that, it turns out, don’t really go well together.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Feb 1, 2024
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- Nick Schager
J.J. Abrams's latest puts a modern spin on classical material, though here reinvention isn't the goal so much as slavish duplication embellished with muscular CG effects.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 8, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The result is a film that eschews in-depth insight in favor of easily digestible who's-going-to-win suspense, a tack that's aided by Kargman's rather poignant (and visually graceful) evocation of pre-performance anxiety but ultimately leaves the material feeling deflated once the winners emerge.- Village Voice
- Posted May 1, 2012
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- Nick Schager
A Compassionate Spy takes a far more rose-tinted, one-note view of Hall—a tack that requires skirting past major conflicting particulars and eschewing the very uncertainty that Hall himself exhibits in numerous archival interviews.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Aug 4, 2023
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- Nick Schager
Etziony and Hanuka's on-the-fly footage suggests that DIRT's desire to help in Haiti was noble, but that its success in making a difference was minimal at best — thus leaving the film feeling primarily like a critical snapshot of how dysfunctional Western humanitarians often use overseas crises for their own ends.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 3, 2015
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- Nick Schager
O'Nan and Weston's rapport is engagingly prickly but their "Shins meets Sesame Street" tunes have a tweeness also found in the director's music montages and lens flares. Only in its even-handed treatment of Alex's fundamentalist-Christian brother (Andrew McCarthy) does the film feel like something less than a corny cornucopia of manchildren-grow-up clichés.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 18, 2012
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- Nick Schager
With both hostility and compassion, the damaged duo slowly come to understand themselves and their respective pain-a familiar path that's energized by subtle lead performances, a tactile sense of place and surprising insight into the way people connect as they help each other heal.- Time Out
- Posted Dec 12, 2010
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- Nick Schager
A narratively and emotionally disjointed journey, its fine lead performances, moving details, and racial commentary never cohering into an affecting spectacular.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Oct 11, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Its formal lyricism offset by a script that’s intolerably clunky, it’s an affected portrait of euthanasia and friendship that gets lost in translation.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Dec 21, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Although handsomely mounted and occasionally chilling, it’s the cinematic equivalent of a one-note tweet.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jan 19, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Goes heavy on convincing musical performances to make up for the fact that it has nothing astute to say about its subject—in large part because it doesn’t seem to really know him.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Dec 10, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Victor Kanefsky's documentary nonetheless manages to be as cursory as it is intimate, skimming over so much of Cenedella's life and career that it imparts only a hazy impression of who he is and what he believes.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 1, 2016
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- Nick Schager
Despite looking great, it comes off as a humdrum knockoff of yesterday’s fashion.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 29, 2026
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- Nick Schager
Despite winning the Best Actress (for its female ensemble) and Jury Prize awards at this year’s Cannes Film Festival, it’s a bold gamble that doesn’t quite pay off.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Nov 13, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Queen to Play does slightly buck convention by depicting intellectual development (rather than lovey-dovey triumph) as the key to reshaping identity, as well as a form of class advancement and spiritual enlightenment. Such notions, however, are drowned out by deafeningly creaky conventions of cutesy self-discovery.- Time Out
- Posted Mar 29, 2011
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- Nick Schager
A rather obvious and pedestrian lesson, if one that’s embellished with a few memorably macabre sights.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jan 24, 2025
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- Nick Schager
[Song’s] sophomore effort embraces a lighthearted rom-com template and then plays its material inaptly seriously—making it the cinematic equivalent of a sugary soda gone terribly flat.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 9, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Overflowing with super-slow motion, color filters and the clunkiest of flashbacks, The Last Lions frequently amplifies the melodrama to borderline-excessive proportions.- Time Out
- Posted Feb 15, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Evil Dead Rises is confirmation that—like so many that have come before it—Raimi’s legendary horror saga has run out of steam, continuing onward only because its easy-to-market IP value remains relatively high.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Apr 20, 2023
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- Nick Schager
Style can't fully compensate for a tale that, underneath its gorgeous affectations, proves undercooked, especially during a third act that provides duly titillating answers to its initially beguiling mysteries.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 22, 2013
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- Nick Schager
Director Icíar Bollaín mixes Even the Rain's various storytelling modes with an obviousness that ultimately negates enlightening intellectual or emotional discovery.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 9, 2011
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- Nick Schager
The film thrives thanks to its superb lead performances, with Sparks exuding an endearingly off-kilter earnestness that nicely contrasts with Ireland’s internalized phobic fears and self-doubt.- The Dissolve
- Posted Aug 22, 2013
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- Nick Schager
The aesthetic devices used by the directors to embellish their material — including educational and archival videos, split-screens, slow-motion, time-lapse footage, and lingering close-ups of needles and money — are a bit too self-consciously stylish for their own good. Nonetheless, their film captures the recurring nightmare of substance abuse.- Variety
- Posted Mar 29, 2019
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- The Daily Beast
- Posted Sep 6, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Unfortunately, while the documentary’s points are clear, its desire to articulate them primarily through contrasts neuters some of its persuasiveness.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Apr 4, 2014
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- The Dissolve
- Posted Oct 8, 2013
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- Nick Schager
Throughout, Una Noche’s details — an old man singing as he staggers down the street, young boys wasting away their days playfully leaping into the water — feel authentic.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Aug 21, 2013
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- Nick Schager
The camera swoops and whooshes about but never generates any compelling energy — Chow's film proves endlessly manic but devoid of much mirth.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 4, 2014
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- Nick Schager
Despite attractive aesthetics, its fights grow wearisome, especially as the material crosses the two-hour mark and, in the process, zooms past multiple potential endings.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Aug 20, 2025
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- Nick Schager
A deranged pseudo-feminist fable, Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter takes its tedious time getting to its unrewarding destination.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 17, 2015
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- Nick Schager
A would-be franchise re-starter that resembles a Saturday morning cartoon come to overstuffed, helter-skelter life.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jul 8, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Beautiful slo-mo, up-close-and-personal cinematography abounds, as does an aggravating desire to turn its many subjects (and their plights to survive) into reflections of mankind.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 19, 2013
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- Nick Schager
There’s not much to latch onto here except the faint flickers of the better film this one, with more care and attention to detail, might have been.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jan 26, 2026
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- Nick Schager
A mediocre remix that, for all its familiar elements, fails to improve upon a single aspect of its trailblazing predecessor.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Aug 23, 2024
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- Nick Schager
Would have no reason to exist if it didn’t constantly foreground the issue of race, and yet affords no pointed or amusing commentary on the subject.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 15, 2023
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- Nick Schager
Despite a strong sense of its characters, however, Kelly rarely generates much melodramatic or amusing momentum.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 8, 2016
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- Nick Schager
Long on hopefulness but short on sobering realities, Elevate proves a compelling if superficial look at the arduous path traveled by Senegalese teens hoping to make it to America for a higher education and an NBA career.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 19, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Escape Fire winds up feeling like only one half of a larger argument.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 2, 2012
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- Nick Schager
Without a complex thought about narcissism, merit, or addiction, Limitless is content to be an empty, one-note, satire-free fairy tale of avarice and corporate-political ambition.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 15, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Ridiculousness played with a straight face, the film is endearing even if it's never quite hilarious.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 28, 2013
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- Nick Schager
The underwhelming result is similar to its signature beasts: a handsome clone that serves no purpose except to line its creators’ pockets.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Jun 30, 2025
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- Nick Schager
Alterman's camerawork, panning and zooming about Christiaan's ants, rabbits, birds, and other assorted mecha creatures, conveys a sense of ominous religious awe.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 7, 2012
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- Nick Schager
There’s nothing very unsettling about its eventual horrors, in large part because the film is too infatuated with its sleek style to get its hands dirty.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Aug 21, 2024
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- Nick Schager
The film risks self-importance, but when Peralta admits through tears just how much he loves his skater charges, it imparts what every parent knows: that even better than achieving one's own success is shepherding the success of others.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 2, 2012
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- Nick Schager
There’s no mystery to Speak No Evil, and even less disquieting creepiness; instead, it’s a bludgeoning beast, epitomized by McAvoy’s Paddy.- The Daily Beast
- Posted Sep 10, 2024
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- Nick Schager
If not for its outsize IMAX presentation, this handsome nonfiction film would be little more than an uplifting episode of PBS's "Nature."- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 5, 2011
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- Nick Schager
Coupled with a failure to comprehensively detail tactical patterns or the processes of transporting or fencing stolen goods, Smash & Grab’s inability to truly get underneath the surface of its subjects renders it merely a compelling true-life tale in need of better telling.- The A.V. Club
- Posted Jul 30, 2013
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