Nick Pinkerton

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For 304 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 35% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 62% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Nick Pinkerton's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 54
Highest review score: 100 Little Fugitive (re-release)
Lowest review score: 0 30 Beats
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 46 out of 304
304 movie reviews
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Nick Pinkerton
    The enjoyable moments are limited to Alison Brie, funny as Sidney's publicist, and the final recasting of the movie as a backstage diva drama. As ever, the self-reflexive horror stuff is superficial, loveless, and constant-a ladled-on sauce to disguise what you're eating.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Pinkerton
    Sillen ennobles the havoc of his life with a measure of down-and-out romance, but no moments really puncture a viewer, and the darkness is all too easily shaken off.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Pinkerton
    If Skateland is the sort of work Ritchie's future holds, it's proof that some talents are better off staying home.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Pinkerton
    No one, however, could mistake Contraband for anything but what it is: a shift-job genre movie - not a bad day's work, content to match the blocky trudge of its star rather than attempt panache.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Pinkerton
    If Iron Fists is sometimes badly made, it is refreshingly badly made. It has a homemade charm that comes from a sense of having gestated in a lifelong obsession.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Pinkerton
    Like a child bluffing at knowing a secret, St. Nick teases and frustrates.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Pinkerton
    Doing The Most Dangerous Game is, for action directors, what covering "Satisfaction" is to bar bands; if you hit most of the notes, it'll do.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Pinkerton
    Has the parallel between the actor and the mercenary's trade ever been so overt?
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Pinkerton
    Emmerich's movie is sporadically enjoyable trash with better performances than it has any right to: Hogg's verminous villain leaves a trail of cold, oozing hisses.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Pinkerton
    Though director Jonathan Hensleigh (The Punisher) perks up when filming violence, the atmosphere throughout is past-prime, stymieing any strut.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Pinkerton
    It might be sufficient that Dog Sweat exists at all - but only if you believe intention trumps execution.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Pinkerton
    Really, the movie has absolutely everything except the light touch required for unaffected charm - the mugging is savage - a single piece of memorable original music, or a production number that's celebratory rather than trampling.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Pinkerton
    Katie Wech's script is a carousel of reassuringly familiar plot lines, kept smoothly revolving.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Nick Pinkerton
    It can't sustain interest in the endless unraveling of Molly's psyche, which, as handled by Sánchez, has all the interest of watching an inexplicably untreated wound fester.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Pinkerton
    Director Jon Favreau's experiment in genre crossbreeding - a Western-sci-fi mashup pumped full of inspirational all-in-this-together spirit - is a cute, crowd-pleasing idea, though more decadent than a revitalization of either genre.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Pinkerton
    The long takes and lack of theatrical affect are presumably meant to heighten the realism by dispensing with film - fiction artifice, but in the process, everything that might lure a viewer - the seduction of style and plot or an engagement with characters - is forgotten.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Pinkerton
    Anyone who's seen a martial-arts picture expects a certain amount of thumb-twiddling between the big numbers, but director Andrew Lau's handling of exposition is markedly poor, distended with rubbish plotlines, flashy sadism, and overwrought jingo.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Pinkerton
    The group is frequently drunk, but writer-director Joseph Infantolino's handling is lucid, a necessity to keep up the sense of vague dread and walking-on-eggshell egos.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Pinkerton
    Taken altogether, the Pie movies offer a cohesive worldview, showing each of life's stages as the setting for fresh-yet-familiar catastrophes, relieved by a belief in sex, however ridiculous it might look, as a restorative force.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Pinkerton
    The plot is a chaos of underdeveloped relationships and frayed loose ends, but every so often, Mann does something so right that it makes this seem less a matter of narrative disorganization than a commentary on the anarchy intrinsic to any investigation.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 20 Nick Pinkerton
    Ten interviews with 10 "name" American and European directors--including Todd Haynes, David Lynch, Bernardo Bertolucci, and Catherine Breillat--diced into a documentary as asinine and fawning as its title suggests.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Pinkerton
    Silent House does superficially spiff up the haunted-house movie, but it's not built to last.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Pinkerton
    It all smacks of that overdone "passion for literature" common in English teachers who send any healthy-minded kid running from books.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Pinkerton
    Lackluster screenwriting and the absence of actorly communion are breezed past with monotonous banter, as is the fleetingly visible plot.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Pinkerton
    Lockout is, not unexpectedly, a potluck of derivative references.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Nick Pinkerton
    Picasso and Braque's primary merit is its archive-raiding evocation of the period discussed through vintage nitrate images.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Nick Pinkerton
    It is suggested that Trungpa was in possession of yeshe chölwa-the title's "crazy wisdom" - and, as a sort of holy fool, his apparent misbehavior could be read as a manifestation of higher spiritual truths. If you're determined to see something, it's easy to find it - so those inclined to interest in Tibetan Buddhism will discover something here.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Nick Pinkerton
    Arguably a good lesson for kids about preserving our environment, To the Arctic is definitely a threat to our equally endangered good taste.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 70 Nick Pinkerton
    The Dry Land does slip inside the inescapable, closed-circle logic of despair, and O'Nan's shy, precarious performance keeps you with him to the edge of the abyss.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Nick Pinkerton
    Par for the course in blowout CGI adaptations, a great deal of detail and bustle is gained at the expense of charm - for all the miracles these armies of animators can achieve, they have yet to successfully reproduce a humble artist's line.

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