Nick de Semlyen
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49% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.8 points higher than other critics.
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Nick de Semlyen's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 66 | |
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| Highest review score: | Past Lives | |
| Lowest review score: | The Ridiculous 6 | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 42 out of 97
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Mixed: 53 out of 97
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Negative: 2 out of 97
97
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- Nick de Semlyen
As well-constructed, unique, hardboiled and brutal as Zahler’s prior films, but this one leaves a less welcome bad taste in your mouth, thanks to its repugnant heroes and racial stereotypes. Impossible to dismiss, but hard to warm to.- Empire
- Posted Apr 18, 2019
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- Nick de Semlyen
An ultraviolent Korean crime film with plenty of swagger and visual brio, but still too generic to really stand out from the pack.- Empire
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- Nick de Semlyen
It’s an energetic survival thriller and terrific showcase for Lively’s chops, but iffy plotting and a sloppy climax detract from the terror.- Empire
- Posted Aug 15, 2016
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- Nick de Semlyen
Full-force performance form Ryan Reynolds but not as funny as it hopes it is.- Empire
- Posted Mar 16, 2015
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- Nick de Semlyen
Swinging between ice and space, Clooney has upped his directorial ambition and delivered a big-scale, big-hearted story, even if it struggles to match the films it riffs on.- Empire
- Posted Dec 9, 2020
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- Nick de Semlyen
Guy Ritchie delivers a nice surprise: an LA neo-noir with high-voltage action and an ice-cube-cool Statham. If it gets a bit tangled up in its time-hopping reveals, it’s largely an enjoyable, rattlesnake-mean thriller.- Empire
- Posted Dec 9, 2021
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- Nick de Semlyen
This is maximum-gloss entertainment with its fair share of tricksy rug-pulls. But, like one of the neon-coloured cocktails Smith drinks in it, it’s more of an immediate rush than something you’ll remember in a year.- Empire
- Posted Feb 25, 2015
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- Nick de Semlyen
Some summer anti-programming arrives in the form of a highly talky, at times upsetting prison drama — think Fortress meets Limitless. You can feel the strain of its expansion from novella form, but it’s just about worth a visit.- Empire
- Posted Jun 13, 2022
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- Nick de Semlyen
Scruffy and overstuffed, but contagiously good-natured. And frankly more films need to feature showdowns at abandoned alligator-themed amusement parks.- Empire
- Posted Jun 4, 2024
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- Nick de Semlyen
The concept of combining Adam Sandler and horror is not a bad one. But this is no Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein. Instead, Hubie Halloween inspires mild dread for all the wrong reasons..- Empire
- Posted Oct 8, 2020
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- Nick de Semlyen
Like Maximus, the hero who inspires the theme of its pivotal party, Greed will keep you entertained. But patchiness and occasional preachiness mar a clearly heartfelt message movie.- Empire
- Posted Feb 20, 2020
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- Nick de Semlyen
With hard-boiled dialogue, sleek God’s-eye views of the city and serious talent in supporting roles, you’re not given a chance to get bored. Even so, an air of overfamiliarity hangs over proceedings.- Empire
- Posted Nov 18, 2019
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- Nick de Semlyen
A thinking person’s Bad Boys, this off-kilter indie crime comedy introduces two deliriously warped lawmen to the screen. Here’s to a Cuba-invading sequel.- Empire
- Posted Sep 26, 2016
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- Nick de Semlyen
An old-school film about an old-school crime that brings together an impressive array of British legends. Solid, but sadly the results don’t exactly blow the bloody doors off.- Empire
- Posted Sep 17, 2018
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- Nick de Semlyen
A disappointingly tame and unimaginative effort, which throws away much of what was best-loved about the original and fails to find worthy replacements.- Empire
- Posted May 19, 2015
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- Nick de Semlyen
The film strains in two different directions, half trying to stay true to its based-on-fact roots, half wanting to ditch all that and become a ridiculous farce.- Empire
- Posted Oct 5, 2015
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- Nick de Semlyen
A supernatural, effects-laden yarn like this is right in Robert Zemeckis' wheelhouse. Which makes it a little disheartening that it’s merely good, rather than great. Dahl's story still sings, but like a potion missing eye of newt, this new take is slightly undercooked.- Empire
- Posted Oct 21, 2020
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- Nick de Semlyen
Verdict Spies, terrorists, remote-controlled bombs… Unlocked’s components are all too familiar, and it doesn’t put nearly enough effort into making them feel fresh.- Empire
- Posted May 8, 2017
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- Nick de Semlyen
A film based on a game inspired by films that are much better than this one, Uncharted is watchable enough but could have been so much better.- Empire
- Posted Feb 10, 2022
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- Nick de Semlyen
The premise promised Regency class and Romero shocks. The results, though, are only intermittently entertaining, and a better adaptation of Austen than a monster mash.- Empire
- Posted Feb 1, 2016
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- Nick de Semlyen
Come for Nic Cage fighting a robot alligator with a mop. Stay for some inventive licks on the dead-by-dawn horror-movie template, though the other characters are nothing to shriek about.- Empire
- Posted Feb 11, 2021
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- Nick de Semlyen
There are moments that make the whole enterprise worthwhile, and introduces an intriguing new Batman. But it’s also cluttered and narratively wonky; a few jokes wouldn’t have gone amiss, either.- Empire
- Posted Mar 22, 2016
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- Nick de Semlyen
It’s not hard to tell that this Big Lebowski spin-off involved neither Coen Brother. Fair play to Turturro for going in such a strange direction, and assembling a pretty killer cast, but it’s unlikely to satisfy even the most ardent Quintana enthusiast.- Empire
- Posted Apr 6, 2020
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- Nick de Semlyen
Essentially a Split sequel with an Unbreakable topping, this is weaker than either of those films but still has a decent amount of entertaining and creepy sequences, most of them due to McAvoy’s high-commitment performance.- Empire
- Posted Jan 9, 2019
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- Nick de Semlyen
The action is sharp and imaginative, and Jordan strongly establishes his action-flick credentials. But story-wise it’s all very familiar and more than a little dour.- Empire
- Posted Apr 28, 2021
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- Nick de Semlyen
An earnest stab at crunching a brilliant breezeblock of a novel down to film-size, but one that fails to pay off. Frankly, you might have more fun watching a pigeon for 149 minutes.- Empire
- Posted Sep 23, 2019
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- Nick de Semlyen
A microwave meal of a kid’s film, consisting of tired tropes and bland platitudes. This particular village should have stayed lost.- Empire
- Posted Apr 3, 2017
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- Nick de Semlyen
Given the story is based on reality, it’s understandable why the makers of 6 Below didn’t want to throw in embellishments, but a bear attack really wouldn’t have gone amiss.- Empire
- Posted Oct 9, 2017
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- Nick de Semlyen
It has a strong, game cast but this is karaoke filmmaking, trading on nostalgia rather than breaking new territory. Affable but forgettable.- Empire
- Posted Feb 4, 2016
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- Nick de Semlyen
Tonally, Baywatch veers all over the place like a drunk on a speedboat, making for one of the most lacklustre comedies of the year so far.- Empire
- Posted May 23, 2017
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