Nick de Semlyen

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For 97 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.8 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Nick de Semlyen's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 66
Highest review score: 100 Past Lives
Lowest review score: 20 The Ridiculous 6
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 42 out of 97
  2. Negative: 2 out of 97
97 movie reviews
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    As well-constructed, unique, hardboiled and brutal as Zahler’s prior films, but this one leaves a less welcome bad taste in your mouth, thanks to its repugnant heroes and racial stereotypes. Impossible to dismiss, but hard to warm to.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    An ultraviolent Korean crime film with plenty of swagger and visual brio, but still too generic to really stand out from the pack.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    It’s an energetic survival thriller and terrific showcase for Lively’s chops, but iffy plotting and a sloppy climax detract from the terror.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    Full-force performance form Ryan Reynolds but not as funny as it hopes it is.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    Swinging between ice and space, Clooney has upped his directorial ambition and delivered a big-scale, big-hearted story, even if it struggles to match the films it riffs on.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    Guy Ritchie delivers a nice surprise: an LA neo-noir with high-voltage action and an ice-cube-cool Statham. If it gets a bit tangled up in its time-hopping reveals, it’s largely 
an enjoyable, rattlesnake-mean thriller.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    This is maximum-gloss entertainment with its fair share of tricksy rug-pulls. But, like one of the neon-coloured cocktails Smith drinks in it, it’s more of an immediate rush than something you’ll remember in a year.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    Some summer anti-programming arrives in the form of a highly talky, at times upsetting prison drama — think Fortress meets Limitless. You can feel the strain of its expansion from novella form, but it’s just about worth a visit.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    Scruffy and overstuffed, but contagiously good-natured. And frankly more films need to feature showdowns at abandoned alligator-themed amusement parks.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Nick de Semlyen
    The concept of combining Adam Sandler and horror is not a bad one. But this is no Abbott And Costello Meet Frankenstein. Instead, Hubie Halloween inspires mild dread for all the wrong reasons..
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    Like Maximus, the hero who inspires the theme of its pivotal party, Greed will keep you entertained. But patchiness and occasional preachiness mar a clearly heartfelt message movie.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    With hard-boiled dialogue, sleek God’s-eye views of the city and serious talent in supporting roles, you’re not given a chance to get bored. Even so, an air of overfamiliarity hangs over proceedings.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 80 Nick de Semlyen
    A thinking person’s Bad Boys, this off-kilter indie crime comedy introduces two deliriously warped lawmen to the screen. Here’s to a Cuba-invading sequel.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    An old-school film about an old-school crime that brings together an impressive array of British legends. Solid, but sadly the results don’t exactly blow the bloody doors off.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Nick de Semlyen
    A disappointingly tame and unimaginative effort, which throws away much of what was best-loved about the original and fails to find worthy replacements.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Nick de Semlyen
    The film strains in two different directions, half trying to stay true to its based-on-fact roots, half wanting to ditch all that and become a ridiculous farce.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    A supernatural, effects-laden yarn like this is right in Robert Zemeckis' wheelhouse. Which makes it a little disheartening that it’s merely good, rather than great. Dahl's story still sings, but like a potion missing eye of newt, this new take is slightly undercooked.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Nick de Semlyen
    Verdict Spies, terrorists, remote-controlled bombs… Unlocked’s components are all too familiar, and it doesn’t put nearly enough effort into making them feel fresh.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Nick de Semlyen
    A film based on a game inspired by films that are much better than this one, Uncharted is watchable enough but could have been so much better.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Nick de Semlyen
    The premise promised Regency class and Romero shocks. The results, though, are only intermittently entertaining, and a better adaptation of Austen than a monster mash.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    Come for Nic Cage fighting a robot alligator with a mop. Stay for some inventive licks on the dead-by-dawn horror-movie template, though the other characters are nothing to shriek about.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    There are moments that make the whole enterprise worthwhile, and introduces an intriguing new Batman. But it’s also cluttered and narratively wonky; a few jokes wouldn’t have gone amiss, either.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Nick de Semlyen
    It’s not hard to tell that this Big Lebowski spin-off involved neither Coen Brother. Fair play to Turturro for going in such a strange direction, and assembling a pretty killer cast, but it’s unlikely to satisfy even the most ardent Quintana enthusiast.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    Essentially a Split sequel with an Unbreakable topping, this is weaker than either of those films but still has a decent amount of entertaining and creepy sequences, most of them due to McAvoy’s high-commitment performance.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Nick de Semlyen
    The action is sharp and imaginative, and Jordan strongly establishes his action-flick credentials. But story-wise it’s all very familiar and more than a little dour.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Nick de Semlyen
    An earnest stab at crunching a brilliant breezeblock of a novel down to film-size, but one that fails to pay off. Frankly, you might have more fun watching a pigeon for 149 minutes.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Nick de Semlyen
    A microwave meal of a kid’s film, consisting of tired tropes and bland platitudes. This particular village should have stayed lost.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Nick de Semlyen
    Given the story is based on reality, it’s understandable why the makers of 6 Below didn’t want to throw in embellishments, but a bear attack really wouldn’t have gone amiss.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Nick de Semlyen
    It has a strong, game cast but this is karaoke filmmaking, trading on nostalgia rather than breaking new territory. Affable but forgettable.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 20 Nick de Semlyen
    Tonally, Baywatch veers all over the place like a drunk on a speedboat, making for one of the most lacklustre comedies of the year so far.

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