Neil Genzlinger

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For 551 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 50% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Neil Genzlinger's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 54
Highest review score: 100 Newtown
Lowest review score: 0 Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?
Score distribution:
551 movie reviews
    • 19 Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    The lovebirds' dialogue has the sophistication of a junior high school romance, and Mr. Schaeffer appears to have pasted his story together from the button-pushing plotlines of other films.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    Listening to these three swear up a blue streak is amusing for five minutes or so, but that’s about it.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    A romantic subplot is formulaic, and, most disappointing, the break-dance sequences don't sizzle, though the film's director, Harvey Glazer, is known for his music videos. Keep an eye out, however, for some nutty cameos.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    A lumbering mess in which he has somehow trapped several recognizable actors.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The script, by Mr. Marshall and R. A. White, doesn't contain enough that's genuinely funny, which leaves everybody trying too hard. Only Ann-Margret, as the fair's reigning queen, retains her dignity.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    It’s like choking down 72 minutes of a stranger’s unedited home videos, only without the occasional cute kiddie or pet to lighten the tedium.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    If it were at all original, Andron would be merely a bad movie poorly executed. That it is instead a knockoff of “The Hunger Games” and “The Maze Runner” makes it all the more condemnable.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Everyone spouts nicely turned baloney elevating golf to the level of a religious experience, which grows tedious fairly quickly. The film almost works, though, if you view the whole thing as a very, very dry comedy.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    This terrible attempt at a political thriller for the religious right is aimed not at Christians in general but at a certain breed of them, the kind who feel as if the rest of the world were engaged in a giant conspiracy against their interpretation of good and truth.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    The film, derivative (see “The Shaggy Dog” of 2006) and devoid of wit, is about that tiredest of kid-movie clichés, the parent who is too busy for his children and must be taught a lesson.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    This is one terrible movie.
    • 7 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    There are a lot of odious movies yet to come in 2014, no doubt, but they’ll have to work to beat Back in the Day for awfulness.
    • 7 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    Everybody involved with the awful comedy Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?... owes Aristophanes an apology. It’s one thing to borrow a guy’s premise; it’s quite another to transform it into something this unwatchable.
    • 1 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    Sometimes a movie is so awful that the word awful is not up to the task of conveying its awfulness. The awful InAPPropriate Comedy is such a movie. It is memorably awful. It is stunningly awful. It is so awful that we are fortunate that “awful” has an adverbial use that means “very” or “extremely.” This movie is awfully awful.
    • 1 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    A raunchy comedy that is so poorly executed and so unfunny that no one involved with it should ever be allowed to work in the movies again.
    • 1 Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    A sex comedy can sometimes get by, even if it is deficient in one of the two things that term promises. But a sex comedy that is short on both sex and comedy is unlikely to please anyone.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Neil Genzlinger
    For $600, it turns out, you can make a short documentary about aging recreational swimmers that has just enough winning moments in it to let viewers forgive that it's little more than a glorified home video.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Neil Genzlinger
    Ellington fans will certainly relish the many vintage clips scattered throughout.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    It lacks focus and adds little to the awareness of the subject that even a casual follower of the news has already acquired.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    Someone really needs to take away Patrick McGuinn’s camera equipment. A few years ago he made a spectacularly bad gay-sex movie called “Sun Kissed,” and now he has made another, Eulogy for a Vampire.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 90 Neil Genzlinger
    Mr. Rotaru paces the film perfectly, mixing performance footage with scenes of the competitors talking about their lives and the role music plays for them.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    The premise had promise, but Baghdad, Texas, a clumsy comedy directed by David H. Hickey, quickly disappoints with an inconsistent tone and painful overacting.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Mr. Yudin keeps dragging things back to the restaurant and bathroom humor. He sabotages his own story, as well as the creditable work being done by Mr. Qualls and Ms. Reed.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    The guy's not much of a filmmaker, but he certainly gets your attention.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 90 Neil Genzlinger
    The film couldn't be more heartening - yes, individual actions do make a difference. But it's bittersweet as well. You can't help wondering about all the children who don't get tapped on the shoulder by the hand of fate.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Neil Genzlinger
    Despite these flaws, it's refreshing to see a documentary about a normal grown-up who is struggling with problems of life and love, just as so many invisible others do.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Neil Genzlinger
    Some of Kevin Hart's fans may be disappointed that Laugh at My Pain, a film version of his recent stand-up tour, offers less than an hour of Mr. Hart onstage. But a couple of adornments - one before the concert footage, one after - flesh out this funny, profanity-heavy movie nicely.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    Brian Malone's documentary Patriocracy feels as if it were made by someone who had been out of the country since the Clinton administration and upon re-entering was shocked at the polarized, dysfunctional state of the federal government.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Ms. DeLia serves it up in fragmentary fashion, with lots and lots of writhing, brooding, meaningfully vacant stares and so on. Several scenes are in danger of being unintentionally comic.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The whole enterprise has a get-off-my-lawn feel; it tries to pass off whining and a rose-colored-glasses view of the past as insight.

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