Neil Genzlinger

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For 551 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 50% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Neil Genzlinger's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 54
Highest review score: 100 Newtown
Lowest review score: 0 Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?
Score distribution:
551 movie reviews
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The director, Mike Mendez, shows no signs of knowing how to make campy horror work the way that the creators of similar movies on Syfy do. It has to be either subtle or over the top. This is neither.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    There isn't much swashbuckling chemistry between Mr. Renner and Ms. Arterton, and the script doesn't give them enough of the witty lines that can elevate these types of movies to must-see status.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Mr. Yudin keeps dragging things back to the restaurant and bathroom humor. He sabotages his own story, as well as the creditable work being done by Mr. Qualls and Ms. Reed.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Skiptrace settles for a warmed-over plot, tedious fight sequences and humor that’s heavy on crotch jokes and pratfalls.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    It’s not clear whether The 9th Life of Louis Drax is deliberately inconsistent or merely an example of confused filmmaking. One thing is certain, however: It sure leaves an unpleasant aftertaste.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Everyone spouts nicely turned baloney elevating golf to the level of a religious experience, which grows tedious fairly quickly. The film almost works, though, if you view the whole thing as a very, very dry comedy.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The six actors in the central, edible roles seem as if they could have pulled off a "Scream"-like satire, but since they weren't asked to, there's nothing much for them to do but follow the clearly visible paths to their doom.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The Ottoman Lieutenant is an overwrought nurse romance merged with a history lesson, a combination that is hard to take as seriously as the film wants to be taken.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Lazer Team ends by setting itself up for a sequel, but that’s mighty wishful thinking. There’s not a big demand for laugh-free comedies.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    It somehow manages to feel more like a Hallmark Channel romance than like a serious film.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The film’s director, Jon M. Chu, executes a pretty good high-altitude fight scene. Still, there should be a “Fans Only” sign at the door of every theater.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    One of those who’s-the-murderer parlor games is a plot pillar of Merry Christmas, an experiment in filmmaking by Anna Condo that itself feels like a parlor game, and not a particularly entertaining one.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The movie isn’t interested in fully developed characters, just carnage.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    All Relative, a tepid romantic comedy written and directed by J. C. Khoury, thinks it’s being surprising, but really it’s merely weaving several male sex fantasies together and making nothing insightful out of the resulting story.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Jessica Goldberg, who wrote and directed the film, prefers showcasing the somewhat treacly soundtrack to fleshing out back stories.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The product - sloppy even by guerrilla filmmaking standards - has no revelations to offer that are worth the slog of watching it.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    It's not outlandish enough to work as slapstick, not intelligent enough to make a comment on the fickleness of immigration policy.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The film doesn’t have the focus, pacing or plotting of the best of such bromance tales.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The sci-fi premise that drives the thriller Reversion is probably close enough to being a reality that the movie should raise goose bumps. Instead it’s uninvolving, thanks to uninspired acting and a script that doesn’t take the central idea very far.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Nurse 3D isn’t nearly as fun as a movie about a homicidal, sex-obsessed, clothing-averse health care provider ought to be.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The intent is perhaps some kind of dark tone poem, and the cinematography (by Jody Lee Lipes) is lovely. But oh, the tedium.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Mothers and Daughters is full of recognizable stars and heartfelt conversations. Unfortunately, it’s largely devoid of the kind of character development that can give such conversations real impact.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The film, a comedy without much comedy in it... clumsily tries to merge road trip humor and beauty pageant parody.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    A pretty young actress. A casting call. A private meeting with the lecherous man who has the power to give her the role. Starry Eyes tries to wring a horror movie out of this tired old setup but, halfway in, seems to realize it has nothing new to offer and becomes a mere gorefest.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    John Moore, the director, and Dan Kay and William Wisher, the screenwriters, don’t have anything new to add to that familiar dynamic.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The film, directed by Mario Van Peebles, brays the story in broad strokes and clichés as if the horror of it didn’t speak for itself, which it most certainly does.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    All of the characters here are underwritten, and Mr. Cage and most of the other actors don’t seem to be putting much effort into them.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    With its underwritten characters (especially Walter) and scenes, it seems like a generic ABC Family plotline melded to a commercial for Facebook, Twitter and Skype.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    A lumbering mess in which he has somehow trapped several recognizable actors.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    Comes close to being that rare film that is perfectly bad -- i.e., that has not a shred of social, entertainment or even curiosity value. But it misses out on this dubious honor by having one tiny redeeming attribute: it answers the question "Whatever happened to Edgar Stiles?"

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