Neil Genzlinger

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For 551 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 50% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Neil Genzlinger's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 54
Highest review score: 100 Newtown
Lowest review score: 0 Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?
Score distribution:
551 movie reviews
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The Colony is two-thirds of a pretty good sci-fi suspense movie. But it eventually takes a disappointing turn and becomes yet another run-from-the-ghouls exercise, cheapening decent work by a good cast.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    Some of the frights work reasonably well; and Ms. Ferland is convincing. But there aren’t enough surprises or innovations to make this one stand out in the sea of horror fare that comes along this time of year.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    Will this hard-luck president again defy death while his stoic sidekick vanquishes the nasty, uncivilized terrorists? It’s hard to care when a movie is this formulaic and moronic.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    Compadres tries to be a lighthearted cross-border buddy film, and sometimes it succeeds. But consistency is a problem — it doesn’t hit those humorous high notes often enough, and when it’s not in the comedic groove, it’s muddy.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    It's not outlandish enough to work as slapstick, not intelligent enough to make a comment on the fickleness of immigration policy.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The movie tries for propulsive Tarantino grit but ends up being just another annoying example of Hollywood’s addiction to stories in which graying white men bed beautiful young women and beat up men much more youthful and fit than they are.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    The story may not stay with you, but don’t be surprised if you come away with a strong desire to visit Florence.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    There’s not an ounce of suspense in any of this, because you’ve seen it all before, and the director, Jon Cassar, seems uninterested in veering from the well-established formula.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The movie makes halfhearted efforts to give Kate and others back stories, but mostly it’s content to follow her as she runs around in subway tunnels, down a staircase and through city streets.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The dour McCanick banks way too much on what it is not telling us, making for a movie that thinks it’s being cryptically suspenseful but is really just annoying.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    it’s not as original as it wants to be, despite having the able Chris Columbus in the director’s chair.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    The fifth Transformers movie, The Last Knight, is far from the worst in this continuing experiment in noisy nonsense based on Hasbro toys. That is thanks largely to two words: Anthony Hopkins.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 70 Neil Genzlinger
    It takes a while to realize that this is actually a sly, very funny comedy, one that stays admirably deadpan every time you think it’s about to veer into gross-out territory.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    John Moore, the director, and Dan Kay and William Wisher, the screenwriters, don’t have anything new to add to that familiar dynamic.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The Ottoman Lieutenant is an overwrought nurse romance merged with a history lesson, a combination that is hard to take as seriously as the film wants to be taken.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Too busy with limb-severings and gunfire to bother being intelligent.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    Little of it is funny or genuine, and the benefits and beauty of real faith are nowhere in evidence.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    My Dead Boyfriend desperately tries to look and sound like a quirky indie hit, but that’s not an achievable goal when you have an unlikable lead character indifferently rendered by a name star.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    When insects are the best thing in your movie, it’s probably time to retire.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    This film doesn’t find any fresh ways to make you jump out of your seat. Ms. Lutz is appealing, though, and fans of the franchise will probably be pleased with the elaboration. Too many horror sequels are content merely to recycle what worked the first time.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    After turns out to be working territory that, while emotionally fraught, has already been pretty thoroughly mined.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    When it comes to film plotting, too many twists just result in an annoying tangle. And there are too many twists in Antoni Stutz’s uninvolving Rushlights.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The film’s tale ends up being less rich than its lovely Georgia settings.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    One of those who’s-the-murderer parlor games is a plot pillar of Merry Christmas, an experiment in filmmaking by Anna Condo that itself feels like a parlor game, and not a particularly entertaining one.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    When a movie aspires to be gay pornography but can't even manage that, well, you know you've got a bad movie.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    The sex (of which there isn’t much) isn’t sexy, and the humor isn’t funny.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    The director, John Gulager, has no idea how to mix his ingredients to create a savvy self-parody.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    Underappreciated occupations deserve better than the cliché-clogged, utterly predictable Life on the Line, a terrible movie about the workers who keep the electrical grid functioning.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    No swear words here; just harmless fun.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    For most of the way, Return to Sender merges creepy and sexy to good effect, thanks to a close-to-the-vest performance by Rosamund Pike.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    All Relative, a tepid romantic comedy written and directed by J. C. Khoury, thinks it’s being surprising, but really it’s merely weaving several male sex fantasies together and making nothing insightful out of the resulting story.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Steve Guttenberg is probably supposed to be a lovable loser in A Novel Romance, a drab, clumsy film by Allie Dvorin, but he can manage to be merely annoying. Mr. Guttenberg, though, deserves only part of the blame for this unrewarding movie.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    There isn't much swashbuckling chemistry between Mr. Renner and Ms. Arterton, and the script doesn't give them enough of the witty lines that can elevate these types of movies to must-see status.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Someone involved with Beneath the Darkness has either watched too many horror movies or not enough. There is not an original thought in this story, written by Bruce Wilkinson, or in the way it is directed by Martin Guigui.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The real problem here, though, is that noting the it's-all-about-me nature of modern life already feels like a point that no longer needs making. Yeah, we're self-absorbed and shallow; so what else is new?
    • 21 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The whole affair has an artificial look reminiscent of a community theater production on a cardboard set. The vintage images don’t add enough to make up for the visual distraction. The story, though, is of moderate interest.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Among the problems with the humorless comedy General Education is that the lead character's sister is more interesting than he is, and she spends much of her screen time as a mute mime.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You, a film based on Peter Cameron's novel, is several kinds of excruciating.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    If the opening gag in your R-rated movie is an extended flatulence joke you should reconsider whether you're qualified to make such a movie. Not that flatulence jokes aren't funny; 8-year-olds love them. The thing is, not many 8-year-olds go to R-rated movies.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    A terrible movie about a bland, morose young man’s search for love.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    The lovebirds' dialogue has the sophistication of a junior high school romance, and Mr. Schaeffer appears to have pasted his story together from the button-pushing plotlines of other films.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    Listening to these three swear up a blue streak is amusing for five minutes or so, but that’s about it.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    A romantic subplot is formulaic, and, most disappointing, the break-dance sequences don't sizzle, though the film's director, Harvey Glazer, is known for his music videos. Keep an eye out, however, for some nutty cameos.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    A lumbering mess in which he has somehow trapped several recognizable actors.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The script, by Mr. Marshall and R. A. White, doesn't contain enough that's genuinely funny, which leaves everybody trying too hard. Only Ann-Margret, as the fair's reigning queen, retains her dignity.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    It’s like choking down 72 minutes of a stranger’s unedited home videos, only without the occasional cute kiddie or pet to lighten the tedium.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    If it were at all original, Andron would be merely a bad movie poorly executed. That it is instead a knockoff of “The Hunger Games” and “The Maze Runner” makes it all the more condemnable.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Everyone spouts nicely turned baloney elevating golf to the level of a religious experience, which grows tedious fairly quickly. The film almost works, though, if you view the whole thing as a very, very dry comedy.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    This terrible attempt at a political thriller for the religious right is aimed not at Christians in general but at a certain breed of them, the kind who feel as if the rest of the world were engaged in a giant conspiracy against their interpretation of good and truth.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    The film, derivative (see “The Shaggy Dog” of 2006) and devoid of wit, is about that tiredest of kid-movie clichés, the parent who is too busy for his children and must be taught a lesson.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    This is one terrible movie.
    • 7 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    There are a lot of odious movies yet to come in 2014, no doubt, but they’ll have to work to beat Back in the Day for awfulness.
    • 7 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    Everybody involved with the awful comedy Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?... owes Aristophanes an apology. It’s one thing to borrow a guy’s premise; it’s quite another to transform it into something this unwatchable.
    • 1 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    Sometimes a movie is so awful that the word awful is not up to the task of conveying its awfulness. The awful InAPPropriate Comedy is such a movie. It is memorably awful. It is stunningly awful. It is so awful that we are fortunate that “awful” has an adverbial use that means “very” or “extremely.” This movie is awfully awful.
    • 1 Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    A raunchy comedy that is so poorly executed and so unfunny that no one involved with it should ever be allowed to work in the movies again.
    • 1 Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    A sex comedy can sometimes get by, even if it is deficient in one of the two things that term promises. But a sex comedy that is short on both sex and comedy is unlikely to please anyone.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Neil Genzlinger
    For $600, it turns out, you can make a short documentary about aging recreational swimmers that has just enough winning moments in it to let viewers forgive that it's little more than a glorified home video.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Neil Genzlinger
    Ellington fans will certainly relish the many vintage clips scattered throughout.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    It lacks focus and adds little to the awareness of the subject that even a casual follower of the news has already acquired.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 10 Neil Genzlinger
    Someone really needs to take away Patrick McGuinn’s camera equipment. A few years ago he made a spectacularly bad gay-sex movie called “Sun Kissed,” and now he has made another, Eulogy for a Vampire.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 90 Neil Genzlinger
    Mr. Rotaru paces the film perfectly, mixing performance footage with scenes of the competitors talking about their lives and the role music plays for them.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    The premise had promise, but Baghdad, Texas, a clumsy comedy directed by David H. Hickey, quickly disappoints with an inconsistent tone and painful overacting.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Mr. Yudin keeps dragging things back to the restaurant and bathroom humor. He sabotages his own story, as well as the creditable work being done by Mr. Qualls and Ms. Reed.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    The guy's not much of a filmmaker, but he certainly gets your attention.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 90 Neil Genzlinger
    The film couldn't be more heartening - yes, individual actions do make a difference. But it's bittersweet as well. You can't help wondering about all the children who don't get tapped on the shoulder by the hand of fate.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Neil Genzlinger
    Despite these flaws, it's refreshing to see a documentary about a normal grown-up who is struggling with problems of life and love, just as so many invisible others do.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Neil Genzlinger
    Some of Kevin Hart's fans may be disappointed that Laugh at My Pain, a film version of his recent stand-up tour, offers less than an hour of Mr. Hart onstage. But a couple of adornments - one before the concert footage, one after - flesh out this funny, profanity-heavy movie nicely.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    Brian Malone's documentary Patriocracy feels as if it were made by someone who had been out of the country since the Clinton administration and upon re-entering was shocked at the polarized, dysfunctional state of the federal government.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Ms. DeLia serves it up in fragmentary fashion, with lots and lots of writhing, brooding, meaningfully vacant stares and so on. Several scenes are in danger of being unintentionally comic.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The whole enterprise has a get-off-my-lawn feel; it tries to pass off whining and a rose-colored-glasses view of the past as insight.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    Northeast is as tedious as the life of the film’s central character.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Neil Genzlinger
    A sobering study in how individual human beings can become afterthoughts in the face of broad movements like nationalism, a phenomenon that is still much in evidence almost a century later.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    The film, a sleepy, low-budget affair, merely enacts a series of horror movie clichés, as if that were enough. Its bland actors and wit-free script do nothing with the familiar elements but present them.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Neil Genzlinger
    A heartfelt documentary about a subject that inflames cat lovers everywhere: declawing.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    After a promising start, it degenerates into unconvincing ticking-clock melodrama.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Neil Genzlinger
    The problems are clearly explained, though the film doesn’t have solutions any more than public officials do, since shoreline development is already a fact of life.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Neil Genzlinger
    Ms. Riggs gives each actor a story arc of sorts, and all three are personable guides to this backstage world, explaining the process and terminology and talking openly about their lives and jobs.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Neil Genzlinger
    Though colleagues and former students chime in, Mr. Miller lets Mr. Mann and his violin do most of the talking, drawing on assorted interviews and vintage performance clips that convey both the skill and the enthusiasm underpinning his subject’s long career.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 0 Neil Genzlinger
    Unthinkable is unwatchable, which is too bad, because there are certainly enough oddities in the incident it tries to dramatize to have made for a decent conspiracy theory film.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Neil Genzlinger
    Marvin, Seth and Stanley aims to be a deadpan travels-with-my-wacky-dad story, but the father in it is almost an afterthought. It still has sublime moments, but it leaves you wanting more of them.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    The documentary “Tanzania: A Journey Within” is two travel diaries woven together. One is somber and moving. The other is distractingly annoying.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    It’s an awkward mix of sentiment, underdeveloped relationships and rock ’n’ roll pretensions, and it never quite gels into the “Love Story” for the 21st century that it wants to be.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The Rule, by the married filmmakers Marylou and Jerome Bongiorno, doesn’t show us enough detail about how they’re applied to distinguish St. Benedict’s from countless other parochial schools, private institutions and military academies.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The animated tale Henry & Me aims to inspire sick children, but it also aims to promote the Yankees and the team’s mythology. The two goals don’t mesh very well.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Neil Genzlinger
    Bonobos: Back to the Wild is an uncomfortable mix of fictionalized account and nature film, but you have to admire the work it documents.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Neil Genzlinger
    The subject matter is only part of what makes Poached one of the more unsettling documentaries to come along lately. The presentation is also pivotal.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Neil Genzlinger
    A dreary Australian movie, directed by Nick Robertson, that has more dogs than “Cujo” but noticeably less plot.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Feels as if it’s arriving late to its discoveries and, given the current political climate, as if it’s only scratching the surface.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    About Scout is another entry in the “charming road movie” genre, one that banks a little too heavily on charm and not enough on story.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The script, besides being full of bad-guy clichés, doesn’t give the actors enough opportunities to work up a buddy rapport, though the glimmers of it that they are permitted are promising.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Neil Genzlinger
    Even when it could be specific, Love Thy Nature isn’t.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Seed: The Untold Story is one of those documentaries that get you riled up about a situation but leave you feeling that nothing significant can be done about it.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Neil Genzlinger
    At this point no documentarian can possibly have a fresh take on climate change, right? Wrong. The Anthropologist, a stealthily insightful film by Seth Kramer, Daniel A. Miller and Jeremy Newberger, improbably mixes that topic with a mother-daughter story to produce a distinctive study of change and human adaptability.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Neil Genzlinger
    The movie has a roughly equal number of clumsy moments and sweet ones.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Neil Genzlinger
    Mr. Brook and Ms. Wells are in a sense not documenting a controversy at all; they are capturing an endemic, heartbreaking defeatism.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Neil Genzlinger
    The journey could be a bit more eventful, but the payoff is charming.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The writer, Joe Johnson, and directors, Damien Macé and Alexis Wajsbrot, have a few surprises, but not enough to make this anything other than a formulaic story of teenagers behaving badly and getting what’s coming to them.

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