Neil Genzlinger
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46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.9 points lower than other critics.
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Neil Genzlinger's Scores
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| Average review score: | 54 | |
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| Highest review score: | Newtown | |
| Lowest review score: | Is That a Gun in Your Pocket? | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 176 out of 551
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Mixed: 274 out of 551
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Negative: 101 out of 551
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- Neil Genzlinger
The Colony is two-thirds of a pretty good sci-fi suspense movie. But it eventually takes a disappointing turn and becomes yet another run-from-the-ghouls exercise, cheapening decent work by a good cast.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 19, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
Some of the frights work reasonably well; and Ms. Ferland is convincing. But there aren’t enough surprises or innovations to make this one stand out in the sea of horror fare that comes along this time of year.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 27, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
Will this hard-luck president again defy death while his stoic sidekick vanquishes the nasty, uncivilized terrorists? It’s hard to care when a movie is this formulaic and moronic.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 3, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
Compadres tries to be a lighthearted cross-border buddy film, and sometimes it succeeds. But consistency is a problem — it doesn’t hit those humorous high notes often enough, and when it’s not in the comedic groove, it’s muddy.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 21, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
It's not outlandish enough to work as slapstick, not intelligent enough to make a comment on the fickleness of immigration policy.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 17, 2011
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- Neil Genzlinger
The movie tries for propulsive Tarantino grit but ends up being just another annoying example of Hollywood’s addiction to stories in which graying white men bed beautiful young women and beat up men much more youthful and fit than they are.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 15, 2017
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- Neil Genzlinger
The story may not stay with you, but don’t be surprised if you come away with a strong desire to visit Florence.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 26, 2017
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- Neil Genzlinger
There’s not an ounce of suspense in any of this, because you’ve seen it all before, and the director, Jon Cassar, seems uninterested in veering from the well-established formula.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 10, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
The movie makes halfhearted efforts to give Kate and others back stories, but mostly it’s content to follow her as she runs around in subway tunnels, down a staircase and through city streets.- The New York Times
- Posted May 29, 2015
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- Neil Genzlinger
The dour McCanick banks way too much on what it is not telling us, making for a movie that thinks it’s being cryptically suspenseful but is really just annoying.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 20, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
it’s not as original as it wants to be, despite having the able Chris Columbus in the director’s chair.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Neil Genzlinger
The fifth Transformers movie, The Last Knight, is far from the worst in this continuing experiment in noisy nonsense based on Hasbro toys. That is thanks largely to two words: Anthony Hopkins.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 20, 2017
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- Neil Genzlinger
It takes a while to realize that this is actually a sly, very funny comedy, one that stays admirably deadpan every time you think it’s about to veer into gross-out territory.- The New York Times
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- Neil Genzlinger
John Moore, the director, and Dan Kay and William Wisher, the screenwriters, don’t have anything new to add to that familiar dynamic.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 22, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
The Ottoman Lieutenant is an overwrought nurse romance merged with a history lesson, a combination that is hard to take as seriously as the film wants to be taken.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 9, 2017
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- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 13, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
Little of it is funny or genuine, and the benefits and beauty of real faith are nowhere in evidence.- The New York Times
- Posted May 8, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
My Dead Boyfriend desperately tries to look and sound like a quirky indie hit, but that’s not an achievable goal when you have an unlikable lead character indifferently rendered by a name star.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 3, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
When insects are the best thing in your movie, it’s probably time to retire.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 3, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
This film doesn’t find any fresh ways to make you jump out of your seat. Ms. Lutz is appealing, though, and fans of the franchise will probably be pleased with the elaboration. Too many horror sequels are content merely to recycle what worked the first time.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 4, 2017
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- Neil Genzlinger
After turns out to be working territory that, while emotionally fraught, has already been pretty thoroughly mined.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 7, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
When it comes to film plotting, too many twists just result in an annoying tangle. And there are too many twists in Antoni Stutz’s uninvolving Rushlights.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 20, 2013
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- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 22, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
One of those who’s-the-murderer parlor games is a plot pillar of Merry Christmas, an experiment in filmmaking by Anna Condo that itself feels like a parlor game, and not a particularly entertaining one.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 5, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
When a movie aspires to be gay pornography but can't even manage that, well, you know you've got a bad movie.- The New York Times
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- Neil Genzlinger
The sex (of which there isn’t much) isn’t sexy, and the humor isn’t funny.- The New York Times
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- Neil Genzlinger
The director, John Gulager, has no idea how to mix his ingredients to create a savvy self-parody.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 1, 2012
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- Neil Genzlinger
Underappreciated occupations deserve better than the cliché-clogged, utterly predictable Life on the Line, a terrible movie about the workers who keep the electrical grid functioning.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 17, 2016
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- Posted Dec 15, 2011
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- Neil Genzlinger
For most of the way, Return to Sender merges creepy and sexy to good effect, thanks to a close-to-the-vest performance by Rosamund Pike.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 13, 2015
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- Neil Genzlinger
All Relative, a tepid romantic comedy written and directed by J. C. Khoury, thinks it’s being surprising, but really it’s merely weaving several male sex fantasies together and making nothing insightful out of the resulting story.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 20, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
Steve Guttenberg is probably supposed to be a lovable loser in A Novel Romance, a drab, clumsy film by Allie Dvorin, but he can manage to be merely annoying. Mr. Guttenberg, though, deserves only part of the blame for this unrewarding movie.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 10, 2011
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- Neil Genzlinger
There isn't much swashbuckling chemistry between Mr. Renner and Ms. Arterton, and the script doesn't give them enough of the witty lines that can elevate these types of movies to must-see status.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 26, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
Someone involved with Beneath the Darkness has either watched too many horror movies or not enough. There is not an original thought in this story, written by Bruce Wilkinson, or in the way it is directed by Martin Guigui.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 5, 2012
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- Neil Genzlinger
The real problem here, though, is that noting the it's-all-about-me nature of modern life already feels like a point that no longer needs making. Yeah, we're self-absorbed and shallow; so what else is new?- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 23, 2011
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- Neil Genzlinger
The whole affair has an artificial look reminiscent of a community theater production on a cardboard set. The vintage images don’t add enough to make up for the visual distraction. The story, though, is of moderate interest.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 14, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
Among the problems with the humorless comedy General Education is that the lead character's sister is more interesting than he is, and she spends much of her screen time as a mute mime.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 23, 2012
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- Neil Genzlinger
Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You, a film based on Peter Cameron's novel, is several kinds of excruciating.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 4, 2012
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- Neil Genzlinger
If the opening gag in your R-rated movie is an extended flatulence joke you should reconsider whether you're qualified to make such a movie. Not that flatulence jokes aren't funny; 8-year-olds love them. The thing is, not many 8-year-olds go to R-rated movies.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 11, 2013
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- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 6, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
The lovebirds' dialogue has the sophistication of a junior high school romance, and Mr. Schaeffer appears to have pasted his story together from the button-pushing plotlines of other films.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 26, 2012
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- Neil Genzlinger
Listening to these three swear up a blue streak is amusing for five minutes or so, but that’s about it.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 11, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
A romantic subplot is formulaic, and, most disappointing, the break-dance sequences don't sizzle, though the film's director, Harvey Glazer, is known for his music videos. Keep an eye out, however, for some nutty cameos.- The New York Times
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- Neil Genzlinger
A lumbering mess in which he has somehow trapped several recognizable actors.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 12, 2012
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- Neil Genzlinger
The script, by Mr. Marshall and R. A. White, doesn't contain enough that's genuinely funny, which leaves everybody trying too hard. Only Ann-Margret, as the fair's reigning queen, retains her dignity.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 27, 2011
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- Neil Genzlinger
It’s like choking down 72 minutes of a stranger’s unedited home videos, only without the occasional cute kiddie or pet to lighten the tedium.- The New York Times
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- Neil Genzlinger
If it were at all original, Andron would be merely a bad movie poorly executed. That it is instead a knockoff of “The Hunger Games” and “The Maze Runner” makes it all the more condemnable.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 2, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
Everyone spouts nicely turned baloney elevating golf to the level of a religious experience, which grows tedious fairly quickly. The film almost works, though, if you view the whole thing as a very, very dry comedy.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 28, 2011
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- Neil Genzlinger
This terrible attempt at a political thriller for the religious right is aimed not at Christians in general but at a certain breed of them, the kind who feel as if the rest of the world were engaged in a giant conspiracy against their interpretation of good and truth.- The New York Times
- Posted Jul 17, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
The film, derivative (see “The Shaggy Dog” of 2006) and devoid of wit, is about that tiredest of kid-movie clichés, the parent who is too busy for his children and must be taught a lesson.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 6, 2016
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- The New York Times
- Posted May 21, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
There are a lot of odious movies yet to come in 2014, no doubt, but they’ll have to work to beat Back in the Day for awfulness.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 16, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
Everybody involved with the awful comedy Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?... owes Aristophanes an apology. It’s one thing to borrow a guy’s premise; it’s quite another to transform it into something this unwatchable.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 15, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
Sometimes a movie is so awful that the word awful is not up to the task of conveying its awfulness. The awful InAPPropriate Comedy is such a movie. It is memorably awful. It is stunningly awful. It is so awful that we are fortunate that “awful” has an adverbial use that means “very” or “extremely.” This movie is awfully awful.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 24, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
A raunchy comedy that is so poorly executed and so unfunny that no one involved with it should ever be allowed to work in the movies again.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 25, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
A sex comedy can sometimes get by, even if it is deficient in one of the two things that term promises. But a sex comedy that is short on both sex and comedy is unlikely to please anyone.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 3, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
For $600, it turns out, you can make a short documentary about aging recreational swimmers that has just enough winning moments in it to let viewers forgive that it's little more than a glorified home video.- The New York Times
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- Neil Genzlinger
Ellington fans will certainly relish the many vintage clips scattered throughout.- The New York Times
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- Neil Genzlinger
It lacks focus and adds little to the awareness of the subject that even a casual follower of the news has already acquired.- The New York Times
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- Neil Genzlinger
Someone really needs to take away Patrick McGuinn’s camera equipment. A few years ago he made a spectacularly bad gay-sex movie called “Sun Kissed,” and now he has made another, Eulogy for a Vampire.- The New York Times
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- Neil Genzlinger
Mr. Rotaru paces the film perfectly, mixing performance footage with scenes of the competitors talking about their lives and the role music plays for them.- The New York Times
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- Neil Genzlinger
The premise had promise, but Baghdad, Texas, a clumsy comedy directed by David H. Hickey, quickly disappoints with an inconsistent tone and painful overacting.- The New York Times
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- Neil Genzlinger
Mr. Yudin keeps dragging things back to the restaurant and bathroom humor. He sabotages his own story, as well as the creditable work being done by Mr. Qualls and Ms. Reed.- The New York Times
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- Neil Genzlinger
The guy's not much of a filmmaker, but he certainly gets your attention.- The New York Times
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- Neil Genzlinger
The film couldn't be more heartening - yes, individual actions do make a difference. But it's bittersweet as well. You can't help wondering about all the children who don't get tapped on the shoulder by the hand of fate.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 28, 2010
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- Neil Genzlinger
Despite these flaws, it's refreshing to see a documentary about a normal grown-up who is struggling with problems of life and love, just as so many invisible others do.- The New York Times
- Posted Jun 23, 2011
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- Neil Genzlinger
Some of Kevin Hart's fans may be disappointed that Laugh at My Pain, a film version of his recent stand-up tour, offers less than an hour of Mr. Hart onstage. But a couple of adornments - one before the concert footage, one after - flesh out this funny, profanity-heavy movie nicely.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 8, 2011
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- Neil Genzlinger
Brian Malone's documentary Patriocracy feels as if it were made by someone who had been out of the country since the Clinton administration and upon re-entering was shocked at the polarized, dysfunctional state of the federal government.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 1, 2012
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- Neil Genzlinger
Ms. DeLia serves it up in fragmentary fashion, with lots and lots of writhing, brooding, meaningfully vacant stares and so on. Several scenes are in danger of being unintentionally comic.- The New York Times
- Posted Dec 4, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
The whole enterprise has a get-off-my-lawn feel; it tries to pass off whining and a rose-colored-glasses view of the past as insight.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 16, 2012
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- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
A sobering study in how individual human beings can become afterthoughts in the face of broad movements like nationalism, a phenomenon that is still much in evidence almost a century later.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 4, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
The film, a sleepy, low-budget affair, merely enacts a series of horror movie clichés, as if that were enough. Its bland actors and wit-free script do nothing with the familiar elements but present them.- The New York Times
- Posted May 2, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
A heartfelt documentary about a subject that inflames cat lovers everywhere: declawing.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 26, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
After a promising start, it degenerates into unconvincing ticking-clock melodrama.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 8, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
The problems are clearly explained, though the film doesn’t have solutions any more than public officials do, since shoreline development is already a fact of life.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 28, 2013
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- Neil Genzlinger
Ms. Riggs gives each actor a story arc of sorts, and all three are personable guides to this backstage world, explaining the process and terminology and talking openly about their lives and jobs.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 20, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
Though colleagues and former students chime in, Mr. Miller lets Mr. Mann and his violin do most of the talking, drawing on assorted interviews and vintage performance clips that convey both the skill and the enthusiasm underpinning his subject’s long career.- The New York Times
- Posted May 1, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
Unthinkable is unwatchable, which is too bad, because there are certainly enough oddities in the incident it tries to dramatize to have made for a decent conspiracy theory film.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 10, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
Marvin, Seth and Stanley aims to be a deadpan travels-with-my-wacky-dad story, but the father in it is almost an afterthought. It still has sublime moments, but it leaves you wanting more of them.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
The documentary “Tanzania: A Journey Within” is two travel diaries woven together. One is somber and moving. The other is distractingly annoying.- The New York Times
- Posted Apr 24, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
It’s an awkward mix of sentiment, underdeveloped relationships and rock ’n’ roll pretensions, and it never quite gels into the “Love Story” for the 21st century that it wants to be.- The New York Times
- Posted Aug 14, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
The Rule, by the married filmmakers Marylou and Jerome Bongiorno, doesn’t show us enough detail about how they’re applied to distinguish St. Benedict’s from countless other parochial schools, private institutions and military academies.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 7, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
The animated tale Henry & Me aims to inspire sick children, but it also aims to promote the Yankees and the team’s mythology. The two goals don’t mesh very well.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 18, 2014
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- Neil Genzlinger
Bonobos: Back to the Wild is an uncomfortable mix of fictionalized account and nature film, but you have to admire the work it documents.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 17, 2015
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- Neil Genzlinger
The subject matter is only part of what makes Poached one of the more unsettling documentaries to come along lately. The presentation is also pivotal.- The New York Times
- Posted Oct 8, 2015
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- Neil Genzlinger
A dreary Australian movie, directed by Nick Robertson, that has more dogs than “Cujo” but noticeably less plot.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 5, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
Feels as if it’s arriving late to its discoveries and, given the current political climate, as if it’s only scratching the surface.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 17, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
About Scout is another entry in the “charming road movie” genre, one that banks a little too heavily on charm and not enough on story.- The New York Times
- Posted Mar 10, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
The script, besides being full of bad-guy clichés, doesn’t give the actors enough opportunities to work up a buddy rapport, though the glimmers of it that they are permitted are promising.- The New York Times
- Posted May 12, 2016
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- Posted Apr 24, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
Seed: The Untold Story is one of those documentaries that get you riled up about a situation but leave you feeling that nothing significant can be done about it.- The New York Times
- Posted Sep 22, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
At this point no documentarian can possibly have a fresh take on climate change, right? Wrong. The Anthropologist, a stealthily insightful film by Seth Kramer, Daniel A. Miller and Jeremy Newberger, improbably mixes that topic with a mother-daughter story to produce a distinctive study of change and human adaptability.- The New York Times
- Posted Nov 10, 2016
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- Neil Genzlinger
The movie has a roughly equal number of clumsy moments and sweet ones.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 2, 2017
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- Neil Genzlinger
Mr. Brook and Ms. Wells are in a sense not documenting a controversy at all; they are capturing an endemic, heartbreaking defeatism.- The New York Times
- Posted Jan 5, 2017
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- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 9, 2017
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- Neil Genzlinger
The writer, Joe Johnson, and directors, Damien Macé and Alexis Wajsbrot, have a few surprises, but not enough to make this anything other than a formulaic story of teenagers behaving badly and getting what’s coming to them.- The New York Times
- Posted Feb 9, 2017
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