Neil Genzlinger

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For 551 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 50% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Neil Genzlinger's Scores

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Average review score: 54
Highest review score: 100 Newtown
Lowest review score: 0 Is That a Gun in Your Pocket?
Score distribution:
551 movie reviews
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    It’s a stretch to call Mr. Everson’s film a documentary.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    This might have made a good children’s film.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Considering that the fate of humankind is at stake, War of the Worlds: Goliath is remarkably uninvolving.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The effort is commendable, but the execution is rocky.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The film’s tale ends up being less rich than its lovely Georgia settings.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The horror movie The Gallows starts with a decent if improbable premise, and it ends with a pretty good jolt. But in between, the film sure wears out the already tired found-footage device.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    After a promising start, it degenerates into unconvincing ticking-clock melodrama.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The film is occasionally amusing but rarely feels genuine.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    So overwhelmed by its own based-on-actual-events tale that it can’t find the tone to tell it effectively.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Unfortunately, the fresh blood has been saddled with a tired story, the family road trip that goes outlandishly awry, and the result is another forgettable film.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The cast is surely capable of sharper comedy, but Will Raee, who directed, doesn’t get everyone on the same page. Ms. Cardellini and Ms. Schaal offer cardboard caricatures, while Mr. Ulrich, among others, plays it mostly straight.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The script, by Mr. Marshall and R. A. White, doesn't contain enough that's genuinely funny, which leaves everybody trying too hard. Only Ann-Margret, as the fair's reigning queen, retains her dignity.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Big Significant Things is a cute idea in search of substance.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Michael Ealy has a very ominous stare and Sanaa Lathan sells her inconsistent character pretty well, but The Perfect Guy is still just a boilerplate stalker story that proceeds more or less as you suspect it will.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The writer, Joe Johnson, and directors, Damien Macé and Alexis Wajsbrot, have a few surprises, but not enough to make this anything other than a formulaic story of teenagers behaving badly and getting what’s coming to them.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Isn't quite savvy enough to compete with the slyest entries in that genre or madcap enough to run with the zaniest.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Welcome to Happiness is an airy fantasy of a film, cute but also frustrating. It’s a little too determined to be eccentric.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The filmmakers, chronicling the Dalai Lama’s somewhat muddled attempts to respond to the protesters’ calls while not antagonizing China, do a fair amount of muddling themselves. They lurch awkwardly between reverence for the Dalai Lama and hints that he has become, politically, irrelevant or an obstacle.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The script, besides being full of bad-guy clichés, doesn’t give the actors enough opportunities to work up a buddy rapport, though the glimmers of it that they are permitted are promising.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    American Hero starts off seeming as if it is going to be a fresh take on superheroes, but Nick Love, who wrote and directed, turns out to have nowhere to go with his intriguing premise.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The animated tale Henry & Me aims to inspire sick children, but it also aims to promote the Yankees and the team’s mythology. The two goals don’t mesh very well.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    After turns out to be working territory that, while emotionally fraught, has already been pretty thoroughly mined.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    In truth there isn’t much story here, or much insight either; the kind of alienated teenagers wandering through this film exist in movies far out of proportion to their number in real life.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The film, though, is so padded with cheerleading that it doesn't have time for a serious exploration of poker's place in the broader culture or the consequences of its rapid rise and global reach.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    This might be more entertaining if any of the three main characters were at all likable.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    A new, not very engaging movie featuring a lot of blue skin and household-name voices.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Disorganized and somewhat annoying.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The film, by Jody Shapiro, seems so hagiographic that when it finally gets around to its 20 minutes’ worth of interesting stuff, you’re not sure whether to trust it.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    If the point of Call for Help is to glorify a handful of off-the-grid heroes, it fails. If the point is to follow some young people who took their aimless wanderlust to a trouble spot and perhaps created more problems than they solved, it succeeds.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The story, too, undercuts the actors.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Alas, the dancers have to stop sometimes to allow the utterly unoriginal story to be told, and the romance at the center of it inspired Amanda Brody, the screenwriter, to produce dialogue so cheesy as to be laughable.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Scott Glenn handles the balancing act required of him in “The Barber” with his usual skill... The film, though, delivers its plot twists muddily and doesn’t really distinguish itself from the countless other creepy-killer tales out there.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The purpose was no doubt more spiritual than the film conveys; if so, the execution doesn’t do the effort justice.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Once the proselytizing takes over, so does the predictability.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The director and writer, Noah Buschel, has no fresh insights to add to the well-worn dynamic and doesn’t give the actors or the audience much to work with.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    This film doesn’t seem to trust the inherent likability of his story. The director, Dexter Fletcher, and the writers, Sean Macaulay and Simon Kelton, load it up with tropes that actually make it less endearing.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    A starry father-son pairing is largely squandered in Forsaken, an old-school western that is a little too old school for its own good.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    It's like being trapped in a roomful of teenage girls for 80 minutes.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Cold Turkey has some fine actors who put effort into their roles, but it’s getting harder and harder to care about or laugh at adult characters who have botched up their affluent lives and are still obsessed with events from childhood.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    It’s possible to make a great movie out of family dysfunction, but this one is too short on insight to rank with the best of the genre.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The whole enterprise has a get-off-my-lawn feel; it tries to pass off whining and a rose-colored-glasses view of the past as insight.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    It's the kind of stuff an amateur screenwriter reaches for when he has nothing original to say, because he's seen it work in other movies. It sure doesn't work here.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Cess Silvera, the film's writer and director, doesn't find any of the humanity or inner demons that would allow the characters to rise above B-movie exploitation.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Mr. Dern is fine in his crotchety-old-man mode, but the rest of the acting is labored, and the story is an unfocused mishmash.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    It’s hard to root for a protagonist who is focused only on his own narrow needs and seems indifferent to the broader issues his tale raises.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The actors work hard to make us feel their fear of a creature that, for much of the movie, we don’t get to see. We don’t really need to see it, because we’ve seen it or something like it before.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The Taqwacores aims for a provocative, anarchic cool by juxtaposing Islam and punk rock. But the storytelling is so muddled and the filmmaking so unpolished - and not in a good way - that mostly this movie is just unpleasant. It's also not nearly as insightful as it thinks it is.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Hilarity is supposed to ensue, but the script, by Sheldon Cohn and Gary Wolfson, is tepid stuff, and Michael Manasseri, the director, doesn’t find a way to enliven it.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    A slight movie that could have been significantly better with a little story doctoring.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The film, awkward and amateurish, is by Eric Merola, and at least it’s useful in explaining the differences among the various types of stem cells that are being explored for medical treatments.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Starts out feeling a little too “inside Hollywood” and only grows more so as it rolls along. By the end, this small film about scriptwriters ends up being mostly for scriptwriters, despite appealing performances from the two leads.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The Colony is two-thirds of a pretty good sci-fi suspense movie. But it eventually takes a disappointing turn and becomes yet another run-from-the-ghouls exercise, cheapening decent work by a good cast.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Although the film has moments when it’s serious about exploring the challenges that someone in Travis’s situation faces, it ultimately prefers to be just another football movie with a hokey big-game ending.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Ms. Rauch (who wrote the film with her husband, Winston Rauch) nails the portrayal admirably under Bryan Buckley’s direction. But that doesn’t mean Hope is anyone you want to spend almost two hours with.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    If you’re relatively easily scared or are in a theater full of people who are, the film might be good for a few screams. But only if you’re the patient sort. It takes almost an hour to get to the good stuff.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Steve Guttenberg is probably supposed to be a lovable loser in A Novel Romance, a drab, clumsy film by Allie Dvorin, but he can manage to be merely annoying. Mr. Guttenberg, though, deserves only part of the blame for this unrewarding movie.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Here, both the director (Denise Di Novi) and the writer (Christina Hodson) are women, yet that doesn’t translate into a reimagining of the tired formula.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Feels as if it’s arriving late to its discoveries and, given the current political climate, as if it’s only scratching the surface.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Planes is for the most part content to imitate rather than innovate, presumably hoping to reap a respectable fraction of the box office numbers of “Cars” and “Cars 2,” which together made hundreds of millions of dollars (not to mention the ubiquitous product tie-ins).
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    It catalogs agony without making you feel it.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Mr. Carolla’s wide-ranging résumé includes writing, voice-over work, talk-show appearances and a popular podcast, but it’s light on acting, and he shows why here, proving himself unable to perform the difficult trick of making a loathsome character sympathetic.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Its scenes frequently feature Africans machine-gunning other Africans or hacking them to death with machetes. This is a disturbing sight indeed. Maybe it was intended as a metaphor, but this movie isn't nearly sophisticated enough to pull off that kind of commentary. It's not really even sophisticated enough to be an absorbing zombie movie
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    Snow Blind calls itself a documentary, but it's really all about selling the product of snowboarding; it never stops feeling like the in-house channel on a ski-lodge television.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The film, directed by Gregg Bishop and released by the Chiller Films horror factory, has a few good special effects, but it’s too noisy and scattershot to be suspenseful.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The whole affair has an artificial look reminiscent of a community theater production on a cardboard set. The vintage images don’t add enough to make up for the visual distraction. The story, though, is of moderate interest.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The Rule, by the married filmmakers Marylou and Jerome Bongiorno, doesn’t show us enough detail about how they’re applied to distinguish St. Benedict’s from countless other parochial schools, private institutions and military academies.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The South Korean director Kim Jee-woon fails to dazzle with the endless speeding-car sequences, but that 60-second flourish during a lengthy firefight is almost worth the tedium.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    The movie briefly picks up some warmth when John and Louis encounter a mother and daughter (Lynn Collins and Emma Fuhrmann) who are also in the midst of some self-discovery, but the movie seems unwilling to linger too long on it for fear of becoming rewarding.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    It’s hard to imagine what message children will take away from this film other than that monkeys are just like characters in a fictional Disney movie, which they are not.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    This is a story full of people being miserable, humorless and selfish, despite having been given a lot in life, and they’re pretty much the same at the end of it as they were at the beginning.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    This film seems blissfully unaware that political obstructionists are paralyzing the legislative process; that deep-pocketed influence peddlers have a vested interest in maintaining the fossil fuel culture; that, in general, people resist change.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    A romantic subplot is formulaic, and, most disappointing, the break-dance sequences don't sizzle, though the film's director, Harvey Glazer, is known for his music videos. Keep an eye out, however, for some nutty cameos.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    A drippy ending erases all the hopes you've built up and forces you to conclude that this wasn't such a well-thought-out film after all.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    It ends up being largely just another story about a rebellious American teenager.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Neil Genzlinger
    There are a few sweet moments early in Jem and the Holograms.... But then the movie’s lumbering, overstuffed, unfocused plot shows up, and whatever high hopes we might have had for this latest exploitation of 1980s nostalgia are slowly ground away.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The movie makes halfhearted efforts to give Kate and others back stories, but mostly it’s content to follow her as she runs around in subway tunnels, down a staircase and through city streets.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Mumbly dialogue, relentlessly jittery camerawork, a star who is also co-director and co-writer: Yes, it’s time for another movie that mistakes the claustrophobic world of young New York artsy types for something interesting.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The worst thing about the animated film Delhi Safari isn't that it's awful. It's that it shamelessly rips off much better animated movies.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Ms. Harden is fine in a role that requires little, but her character is a lazy stereotype that ought to make real librarians wince.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Gregory M. Wilson, the film’s director, has made the kind of movie that makes you wish you could rinse your brain in bleach, to wash all traces of it from your memory.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    My Dead Boyfriend desperately tries to look and sound like a quirky indie hit, but that’s not an achievable goal when you have an unlikable lead character indifferently rendered by a name star.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Ms. Zeta-Jones is too elegant for the lowlife she's supposed to be, Ms. Ronan isn't endearing enough to be a ragamuffin, and, under Gillian Armstrong's direction, never for a minute do you believe they're mother and daughter.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Even before a “do as I say, not as I do” twist costs it all credibility, Prescription Thugs is a not very good documentary about a very important subject.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Among the problems with the humorless comedy General Education is that the lead character's sister is more interesting than he is, and she spends much of her screen time as a mute mime.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    It is insight-free and cliché-heavy, with the five sharing obvious reminiscences about the thrill of superstardom, visiting haunts from their youth, shooting baskets and occasionally rehearsing.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The film, directed by Conor Allyn, is rarely more than a few minutes away from a gun battle or a tedious chase, and soon you cease to care who is shooting at, or running from, whom or why.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Too busy with limb-severings and gunfire to bother being intelligent.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The Sarah character isn’t developed well enough to make her journey enlightening or involving.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Though Mr. Grint and Mr. Perlman both come off credibly, the movie is practically laugh-free.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    This one is well photographed, yet it’s still just a lot of cars and noise.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    When it comes to film plotting, too many twists just result in an annoying tangle. And there are too many twists in Antoni Stutz’s uninvolving Rushlights.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The dour McCanick banks way too much on what it is not telling us, making for a movie that thinks it’s being cryptically suspenseful but is really just annoying.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The real problem here, though, is that noting the it's-all-about-me nature of modern life already feels like a point that no longer needs making. Yeah, we're self-absorbed and shallow; so what else is new?
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    Every new generation has to learn the lesson: Comedy success on the small screen doesn’t guarantee the same on the big screen. If anything, it guarantees the opposite.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The computer-generated world is visually rich, but short on the droll humor that makes good children's films bearable for adults.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    It’s an awkward mix of sentiment, underdeveloped relationships and rock ’n’ roll pretensions, and it never quite gels into the “Love Story” for the 21st century that it wants to be.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    You don’t need an animal-rights group’s boycott to give you permission to avoid A Dog’s Purpose. You can skip it just because it’s clumsily manipulative dreck.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The film, written and directed by Robert Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon, rarely dares to be smart, settling instead for familiar gags that would have the Devil himself yawning.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    The Viral Factor wants to be both an action movie and a soap opera. But the merging of the two genres by Dante Lam, a director based in Hong Kong, is clumsy, and so is the film.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Neil Genzlinger
    You can get away with this sort of thing if your humor is sharp, but here it’s mostly sophomoric and rarely surprising.

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