Mike D'Angelo

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For 786 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 39% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 58% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Mike D'Angelo's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Pig
Lowest review score: 0 11 Minutes
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 53 out of 786
786 movie reviews
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a movie to be mildly enjoyed and then left behind — apropos, given the subject matter.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s no satisfying end point to this movie (which premiered at Sundance as a 135-minute work in progress; over 20 minutes have since been trimmed), which reaches its alarmist conclusion quite early on and then functions more as a frustratingly sporadic video diary.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    47 Meters Down never remotely approaches greatness, but for an hour or so, its unfussy, workmanlike portrait of ordinary people in crisis (plus killer sharks) gets the job done.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Epistolary courtship can be achingly romantic—but only on paper, where it belongs.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The only way to enjoy this movie is to concentrate on its frequently stunning compositions and ignore the fact that none of it makes even a tiny lick of sense.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Jimmy’s Hall is one of [Loach's] clunkers: Footloose set in 1930s Ireland, basically, with jazz in lieu of Kenny Loggins.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    War On Everyone’s saving grace is its freewheeling refusal to commit to any particular tone, including the rancid one that generally dominates.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Clea DuVall makes her debut here as writer-director, and after two decades in front of the camera, she knows actors — but the movie’s stifling familiarity prevents it from making much of an impact.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Assassination Nation tells you right up front what to be appalled by, then simply delivers what it promised. Unlike the best examples of either horror or satire, it ultimately comforts and confirms rather than challenges.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    As an impression of a Terrence Malick film, The Better Angels is technically faultless, unimprovable. All that’s missing is the soul.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Ultimately, you’re looking at four men struggling to explain an act of post-adolescent stupidity, accompanied by elaborate moving illustrations. It’s moderately entertaining, but the calories feel empty.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The movie version plays exactly like every other rehab-facility melodrama ever made. Even the stuff that Frey invented seems overly familiar, borrowed from sources ranging from "28 Days" to (somewhat improbably — people in recovery aren’t necessarily allowed dental anesthetic, it turns out) "Marathon Man."
    • 73 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Like Father, Like Son has the overall depth and tenor of a Lifetime movie. Kore-Eda can do much better.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Pacino has finally started acting again, which is cause for celebration. It’ll be real cause for celebration if/when he also starts picking projects worthier than The Humbling, Danny Collins, and now Manglehorn, all of which see him struggling to find moments of truth within a contrived, borderline ludicrous scenario.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Still, the respectful thing to do, it seems, is to treat An Elephant Sitting Still like any other film, imagining how it would look were Hu already hard at work on his next project. A lot depends on just how much sustained misery one likes to endure.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Finch’s main problem is its amiable, low-key vibe, which feels at odds with such a grim scenario.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s just not enough meat on these bones, and what meat there is has been thoroughly chewed over. Authentic casting doesn’t guarantee anything.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Apart from its impressive (though partially digital) recreation of the Sistine Chapel, The Two Popes offers little in the way of purely cinematic pleasures, relying almost exclusively on the expert parrying of Hopkins and Pryce.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Its innocuous take on pregnancy is its most substantial flaw.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Ghost Stories works best as an exercise in nostalgia. Those seeking hardcore, modern-day scares will be disappointed.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Thankfully, Flag Day isn’t another disaster, though neither is it anywhere near the vicinity of Penn’s best work.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Unique background elements provide flavor, but apart from the drug of choice here being marijuana rather than cocaine, what unfolds could hardly be less rote.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Much of the book’s emotional context appears to have been lost in translation.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    There’s a fascinating story here, but the movie never gets out of its own way long enough to tell it.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Does At Eternity’s Gate have anything new or innovative to share about perhaps the most comprehensively documented painter who’s ever lived? Does the world need another van Gogh biopic? Not really.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Confirms director and co-screenwriter Serge Bozon as one of French cinema’s true oddballs.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    This comparatively low-budget effort represents a marked improvement from Devlin’s debut theatrical feature, Geostorm, which was among last year’s very worst films. He’s graduated from painful tedium to an acceptable means of killing two hours. One step at a time.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Dean turns out to be quite touching, in retrospect. If only it were funny, clever, or in any other way particularly inspired from moment to moment.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Viewed as any sort of follow-up to "Beasts," Troop Zero looks like a sellout. By the standards of mainstream live-action children’s fare, however, it’s more mature and thoughtful than average. Just don’t expect any Oscar nominations, even for recent winners like Davis and Janney.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    After Tiller is an hour and a half of folks on their best behavior, presented as a candid portrait.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Part of the problem is that Theeb, while running only 100 minutes, takes nearly an hour to set up its basic premise.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Cantet remains a gifted filmmaker — The Workshop’s semi-improvisational aspects are no less impressive than those in "The Class," and he’s at least superficially engaged with the current state of the world — but this isn’t the return to form that his fans have awaited over the past decade.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Like text that’s been translated into another language and then re-translated back by someone else, Uncharted bears a clunky resemblance to any number of classic action-adventure movies.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Unfortunately, Nettelbeck also strives to make Last Love a genuinely complex drama rooted in recognizable human behavior, and fails utterly in that effort.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Like many historical dramas, unfortunately, this one depicts gripping events without bothering to craft a coherent viewpoint that lends them meaning.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The gambit doesn’t really work — fans of "The Notebook" and people who own "Sorority Babes In The Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama" will both come away disappointed — but it’s hard not to respect Krzykowski’s attempt to do something different.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Indeed, there are stretches of Into The Forest during which one could momentarily forget that it’s a survivalist tale at all… or even that it’s taking place in the middle of nowhere, for that matter. The essential becomes irrelevant.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    As vicarious, you-are-there re-creations of historical events go, it’s creditably workmanlike; whether that’s the best use of the dream factory is another matter.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Oklahoma City has little to offer any viewer already familiar with the basics of these three events, each of which gets fairly superficial treatment here.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Mozhdah, appearing in her first film, can’t match the astonishing, bone-deep understanding of psychic masochism and involuntary complicity that Nicole Kidman brought to her similarly fraught therapy sessions in "Big Little Lies" — this film isn’t operating on that rarefied level in any respect, frankly — but she does manage, in this quietly harrowing scene, to make Nisha more than just a helpless victim.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Wasikowska gives a solid, emotionally precise performance, ably supported by the men around her (especially Ifans, who relishes Monsieur Lheureux’s unctuous cajolery), and the result is intelligent and eminently watchable.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Directed by Phil Morrison (Junebug) from a lackluster script by Melissa James Gibson, All Is Bright coasts entirely on the formidable talent of its cast, though Giamatti merely offers another variation on the irascible persona he’s been cultivating since Sideways, while Rudd is ultimately defeated by his character’s shapelessness.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    A film that generously gives Elliott one of the few lead roles of his lengthy career, but mostly asks him to embody clichés, without providing any sense of how he might improve upon them.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Earnestly well-intentioned and doggedly uncommercial, this is the kind of film that’s worth rooting for in principle, but a solid cast and evocative 35 mm photography can’t compensate for its slightly stultifying familiarity.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The entire movie consists of this same delayed-gratification tactic, as significant events from Tony’s past are first teased and then revealed a bit at a time, via numerous flashbacks. A little of that sort of thing can be invigorating. Push it too far, however, and it starts to feel like a pointless game of narrative Keep Away.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    An opportunity to see John C. Reilly and Steve Coogan mimic two of early cinema’s most iconic figures, which is this film’s true raison d’être.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Ace cinematographer Mark Ping Bing Lee (In The Mood For Love) does a superb job of creating an Impressionist look, especially when shooting exteriors, but the film’s loveliness is skin-deep.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    War is hell, in other words, and punishing these soldiers—and Winfield in particular—for doing what they were taught to do is wrong.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    With this basic conflict established early on, You Will Be My Son endlessly spins its wheels, offering up scene after scene of Deutsch screwing up, or just plain existing, and Arestrup tossing deeply disgusted glances in his direction.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Happy Valley’s interviews with figures directly related to the case—Paterno’s widow and sons; Sandusky’s adopted stepson, who suddenly declared himself another of Sandusky’s victims toward the end of the trial, after having previously denied having been abused—shed no light on the subject whatsoever, coming across like an obligatory waste of time.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Rather than portray a turbulent group dynamic, the film focuses on the marital woes of one particular couple, squandering its novel milieu on a banal conflict that would play out similarly in just about any context.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The film’s whimsical specificity, random though it frequently seems, is the main thing it has going for it.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The result is predictably, frustratingly bloated and meandering, even as the short’s charms remain largely intact.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Unlike a lot of other advocacy docs—films that seek to raise awareness regarding some serious issue, often concluding with a call to action—Netflix’s The Ivory Game offers something spectacularly visual: elephants.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    When Chronic premiered at Cannes in 2015 (where it unexpectedly won Best Screenplay), one tweet waggishly retitled it Caring Is Creepy, and it really does play, for better and worse, like a lengthy exploration of that Shins song’s thesis.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Ultimately, the search here isn’t so much for Bergman as it is for a thesis and conclusion. Those who know nothing about the subject will learn a little. Those who know a lot will learn very little.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s the best of the trilogy, though that’s not saying much; Xavier and his gal pals have mellowed somewhat with age, and Klapisch seems much more energized by New York than he was by his previous locales.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    While it’s generally above-average for this sorry genre, it’s so derivative, in both style and narrative, that there’s still an overwhelming sense of plodding inevitability to the whole affair.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    The story’s poignant theme—that love and art retain their beauty even if they can only be indulged once in a lifetime—registers more as an afterthought than as the soul-stirring revelation clearly intended.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s a rote hatchet job, rehashing information that virtually everyone already knows, but at least it facilitates one of the year’s oddest and gutsiest performances.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    Apart from its laudable goal of raising awareness, the film doesn’t have much to offer.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    At best, the film is a Rorschach testimonial, lionizing its subject while offering enough objectivity to allow non-believers to opt out. At worst, it’s a very long infomercial.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 58 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s good to see Kore-eda try to stretch himself a little, and The Truth demonstrates that his talent can survive on foreign soil. But there’s not as much powerful emotional veracity to it as one might hope.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Operation Finale means to embody the banality of evil, but it’s mostly mired in plain old banality.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Little Feet barely even qualifies as slight. It’s more of a limbering exercise for its director than a full-fledged project, and it’s overly reliant on his offspring’s minor charms.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    [Lhermitte's] energetic performance is by far the best reason to see the film, which should probably have been directed by somebody else; Tavernier has little flair for comedy.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    12 Mighty Orphans tells the true story of a Depression-era high school football team improbably formed at a Texas orphanage, but the screenplay may as well have been invented from whole cloth, given its relentlessly formulaic nature.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    The images are gorgeous, but they’re gorgeous in a void; unlike in The Silver Cliff, the intended connection to the people who inhabit them is missing. Possibly Aïnouz let autobiographical impulses lead him astray. Or maybe he’s an avant-garde filmmaker at heart.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    Hittman demonstrates enough talent in It Felt Like Love to suggest that she could make a terrific film. All she needs is an original idea.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    With a cast this talented...Get A Job is never painful to endure, but neither does it ever rise above lazy mediocrity.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    October Gale plays like an adaptation of a quick outline for a romantic thriller, rushed into production before anyone got around to actually writing the screenplay and fleshing things out.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    What’s certain is that a stronger, more searching exploration of this scenario—one not so starkly conceived in terms of victims and villains—would have gone a long way toward alleviating potential misgivings. Wolf is so thin that one can’t help but look right through it.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Mike D'Angelo
    It’s an equally fiery, magnetic star turn, but being trapped in a stolid, unimaginative, and simplistic example of the genre — a typical historical biopic, in other words — saps a surprising amount of its strength.

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