Michelle Orange

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For 222 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 74% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 24% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michelle Orange's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 65
Highest review score: 90 Goodbye to Language 3D
Lowest review score: 20 Silver Circle
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 11 out of 222
222 movie reviews
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Insofar as Ushpiz succeeds in putting the most provocative, salient, and damning aspects of Arendt's work into a lucid context, she exposes the limits of her own approach.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Heavy with pop allusions and references to other crime underworld movies, including The Godfather and Chinatown, Zootopia is impressive in its visual conception and scope: At once straightforward and densely layered with wit and incident, it manages a lively clip and the odd fresh joke.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Michelle Orange
    Directors Jason Sussberg and David Alvarado present a study of two eccentrics without pushing too hard against their premise.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Michelle Orange
    The assessments offered in 21 Years manage to feel like too little arriving a little late.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michelle Orange
    Generation War seeks the epic, creating multiple, lavishly realized worlds and moving with confidence between them. What it finds of both history and its individuals is less complete.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Michelle Orange
    "Mandela" is not without the capacity to move.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Michelle Orange
    With some focus and critical perspective, The Source Family might have documented more than a spectacle of its time.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    It's not that The Watch is terrible – it's not not terrible, but there are sufficient diversions and more punitive ways to spend your evening – but that it's one of those smoke bomb comedies that seems to disappear even while you're watching, leaving no trace of itself behind.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    The latest from brothers Mark and Jay Duplass (who co-wrote and directed) seems to expose the limits of a certain kind of realism by stretching them one man-child too far.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Michelle Orange
    There's enough froth along the way to keep the memory of Will Ferrell's recent "Casa Di Me Padre" close at hand.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Girl in Progress feels a little trapped by its own conceits: It plays with the idea that all rebellion is in some sense performed and makes a caricature out of the immature, attention-hungry mother, but it never liberates its characters from their molds.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    It would be a real shame, with this much money and this many effects artists, if there were not a few purely visual wows. Wrath manages exactly two, and not where you might expect.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    A movie about childhood nightmares that plays too much like an actual, incoherent nightmare to make a good movie, Intruders is a psychodrama divided against itself.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    For a movie with a comedic premise this simple – essentially: can you believe we made a movie with a premise this simple? – Casa de Mi Padre can feel pretty exhausting.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    Rather than beginning with the assumption that there is no possibility of our coming to know that kind of suffering exactly and using imagination and insight to truly take us inside the Lvov Jews' plight, Holland makes the base conditions of their confinement a narrative as well as aesthetic priority. And frankly it's boring as shit.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Unfortunately, outside of the proxy satisfaction it will give those who are dying to see the grim reaper let loose on the set of a very special episode of "Glee," the pleasures of Don't Go in the Woods can't quite compensate for its straggly bits.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 Michelle Orange
    Number of chipmunks who speak fluent chola when necessary: three. Number of Spider-Man/Pepe Le Pew mash-ups I can't really get into: one.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Michelle Orange
    There's something immobile at the center of The Lady, a kind of Botoxed biopic with an unlikely director - Luc Besson - manning the syringe.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Michelle Orange
    The film is being released in both 2- and 3-D, and from what I could tell the 3-D version is still almost 50-50. What use is made of the technology is hardly worth the effort, unless you've always wanted to experience a cascade of cheesies in 3-D.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    The result is the double shrift of a thinly sketched background and a story that has trouble standing up on its own.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Michelle Orange
    Tainted by a script (by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore) so risibly broad it makes "Wedding Crashers" look like Bergman in the Hamptons.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    Like the recent "Perrier's Bounty," The Guard feels like it might play better at home than overseas.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Like the Inuit and their many words for "snow," Jake has a thousand squinty faces and they all mean "Bugger off."
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Though the picture is lovingly and often quite strikingly shot and styled, there are too many dangling and swiftly clipped threads for the film to amount to more than another tasteful Sunday matinee set against one of the worst atrocities of the 20th century.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    The scenes between the young actresses are the film's most compelling: Both first-timers, Manamela and Makanyane are possessed of extraordinary faces and plain attitudes.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    The film is so busy rifling through genres that it fails to develop a coherent flavor of its own.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 45 Michelle Orange
    I found myself forgetting The Art of Getting By as it unfolded, as though the Looney Tunes art department were two steps behind the characters, rolling up the scenery like so much carpeting.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Despite its tai chi pace and genre-friendly characters, it's almost impossible to tell what's happening in the intriguing, intractable Road to Nowhere.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Portman is also a producer of Hesher; it is the first of her new company's films. It's not too tough to see what might have drawn a producer to the project: The story's mix of the mythical and the mundane has become an indie staple, and Hesher's edge might have proved artful instead of shredding everything in its path. For any actress, however, the part of Nicole is embarrassingly thin.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    Because his character is never clear, Manolo's choices lack emotional interest and narrative urgency.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Despite heavy-handed characterizations, Devine and Bassett make their stake in the union felt, and it's anything but superficial.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 45 Michelle Orange
    As an insult comic, Madea has gone the way of her low-hanging bosom. There's little pleasure in watching her go off, and Perry's direction is reliably drab: Sitcom setups dominate, with strange blown-out lighting occasionally swapped in for the flat tones of a WB soundstage.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    The puffy high tones of medieval fantasy punctured by the flatly vulgar and colloquial - is the film's central comic vein, one McBride taps it like it's never been tapped before.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Though the film concerns events contained within the roughly 50 square blocks of the East Village, it suffers from the narrative equivalent of urban sprawl.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    A concerted effort to make a scary movie without spilling a drop of blood, Insidious is earnest to the point of suffocation about scaring you silly.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    Beastly manages to show you all the ways it might have worked by missing every available mark, sometimes by the gaping expanse between Alex Pettyfer's ears, sometimes only by the feline curl of Vanessa Hudgens' smile.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    It goes down like a canned but genial '80s comedy: Without fanfare or much nutrition; part of your balanced breakfast.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 45 Michelle Orange
    It's tailored more to a gamer's eyes and expectations than a moviegoer's. On the whole the scenes play like levels, with one connecting in only the most basic way to the next.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 45 Michelle Orange
    Just Go With It attempts to merge farce and romantic comedy with the Sandler sensibility, and the result is a story that evades where it should engage and a whiplash tone that dispirits when it should delight.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Michelle Orange
    The Dilemma is bad in a way that seems to parody all the ways in which a film like, say, "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" was good.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Disappointingly ordinary film.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 45 Michelle Orange
    This latest is grim stuff: Little Fockers hardly bothers with finding a reason to exist, although one might assume a focus on the abiding hilarity of life with small children. That assumption would be wrong.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    On the whole the film is not much fun to watch. A job is a job, though; Yogi Bear did little to make it more than that.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 Michelle Orange
    Though based on the Hemingway novel published 25 years after his death, Hemingway's Garden of Eden feels more like the result of an ungodly alliance between Harlequin house writers and the cut-and-paste masterminds at A&E Biography.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    The film presents the rare instance of a true story that has been fictionalized and yet seems bent on cleaving to its least useful facts.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 45 Michelle Orange
    Somewhere in there is a little blonde girl and her dreamy princeling, but damned if I could see them through the dreck.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    It's difficult to get a firm grip on most of what Disco and Atomic War, constructed in a mish-mash collage style, has to offer.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    It's hard to tell what Wild Target is offering, besides the pleasure of its company.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Chastain, an incandescent redhead with a heart-shaped face and round, shining eyes, does more justice to the part than it deserves.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    Like the recent and only slightly less fantastical "Never Let Me Go," Inhale manages little more than a gesture toward untying its bundled moral knots.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    The story is so bounteous that Goldwyn can't quite get a grip on it.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 45 Michelle Orange
    The writing and directing debut of Italian actress Marta Mondelli, is a classic example of a director who wanted to make a film but lacked a story that demanded telling.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Straining for a timeless, family-friendly tone, Allen winds up with something closer to an unironically -- i.e. absurdly -- wholesome rehash of "Leave it to Beaver."
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Michelle Orange
    The disappointment here doesn't have much to do with Wong doing America--he's been doing America for years, even in Chinese--but with Wong doing Wong, and not up to his own standard.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    Mostly it's frustrating; the film is an episodic jumble that runs hot and cold not in some implied thematic synchronicity with its subject's character but as part of a misguided approach that assumes the audience will find whatever Mesrine does, in whatever order and with whatever emphasis, inherently fascinating.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Kári relies too heavily on the fleeting rewards of situation for the film to come together as an involving story.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 45 Michelle Orange
    Over-narrated by Kiefer Sutherland in full "this is extremely important and also very, very cool" mode, from its first self-important minutes Twelve seems as if it can't possibly be serious. Would that it were not.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    Defiantly unwatchable if occasionally transfixing, the film is essentially the home movies of three marauding burnouts.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Peepli Live opens out slowly to encompass several factions of Indian society, including the press, local, state, and federal politicians, and the shady elements binding them all together. It's a meticulously engineered design that a show like The Wire took several years to execute; here the strain shows within the first half hour.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    The degree to which they are willing to share their bodies with the world, seeming to reach out for it with each impossible extension, drawing it in with every reeling arabesque, suggests a desire for engagement that is visceral, human, and true in all the ways this film is not.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 50 Michelle Orange
    The film’s most impressive feat may be bringing a cartoon character to life while turning actual humans into 2-D cutouts.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    While Survival of the Dead does its best to work up a decent allegorical bent -- this time involving territorial pissing matches within a country under siege -- its power is diffused (and frankly, confused) by its execution.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Despite these two actors' decent - and occasionally very charming - performances the film stacks the odds of the audience caring about Heigl and Duhamel against a narrative vacuum that favors eye candy and cheap effect over emotional logic.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    Though he lavishes praise on his subjects for being hyper-masculine and free-thinking, Stone is downright girlish in his devotion, scoffing at charges made against the leaders rather than examining them.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Based on a true story which director Marco Amenta explored 12 years ago in documentary form, The Sicilian Girl feels powered by unfocused preoccupation, rather than by a more compelling creative ambition.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Mirren tricked out in mid-70's pimp wear -- ahead of her time, she even brandishes a cane -- has a certain charm, but novelty alone can't keep Love Ranch's tiresome tropes and plodding storyline from dragging the film down through the Nevada dust.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Michelle Orange
    At 84 he describes himself as being kept alive by young women's laughter and infernal baby-talk, marking off perhaps his final, groaning aspirational standard. Almost makes me feel sorry for those men still trying to keep up.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Michelle Orange
    Designed to be both essential history lesson and costume weeper, Princess Kaiulani comes up short on both fronts: Deadly earnest intentions and lack of dramatic gumption ensure that the story of Hawaii’s favored daughter remains under-told.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Michelle Orange
    The disconcerting thing is how easy it is to fool viewers into being satisfied with not being involved, or even entertained - as long as they can RELATE.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    A film loaded with interest that somehow fails to be interesting, La Soga is inspired by true events and not much else.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    Relies almost entirely on its tunnel-vision, single-player style for its scares. It’s a strategy that stalls out halfway through, which means it works for twice as long as it should.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 55 Michelle Orange
    Dark and queer enough to catch your attention but lacking the story power to hold it, Metropia is an aesthetic in search of an author.

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