Michael Talbot-Haynes

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For 122 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 77% higher than the average critic
  • 13% same as the average critic
  • 10% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 17.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Talbot-Haynes' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 83
Highest review score: 100 Peter von Kant
Lowest review score: 20 Lynch/Oz
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 122
122 movie reviews
    • 73 Metascore
    • 100 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Every square inch of this picture is fascinating, whether for the fresh faces or those who have been fans of Cheech and Chong for years.
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    • 70 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    While this adaptation isn’t in the same league as Gordon’s or Richard Stanley’s Lovecraft work, it does have the hideous glow that horror fans will be drawn to.
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    • 95 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Leemans puts in one of the best performances I have seen by an actress playing a male prostitute while actually pregnant. Likewise, Hentschel puts in one of the best performances I have seen by an actor playing a pregnant woman tripping on mushrooms while buck-a*s naked. The two completely inhabit each other’s characters, never sinking down to ridiculing them no matter how hard the onslaught of comedy gets.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    If you have been fiending all year for a quality drama that shares a different world, then Frybread Face and Me is what you have been waiting for. Luther’s deft screenplay ably gets across a lot of complicated family business in just a few strokes.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 45 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    So, just know that A Complete Unknown comes off as really boring throughout. None of this will stop Chalamet from shining out with the ultimate movie Dylan. It is a tousled hair masterwork of a performance, completely adapting the essence of Dylan to a folk music Batman.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Mother of Flies is family-made entertainment at its finest, though it is best suited for families that have Xs carved into their shaved heads.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 95 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    With Candy Land, Swab has delivered a historic flashpoint in the darker side of the film universe. It is a supernova of seediness. The flick is the true bastion of this under-utilized subgenre.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Take Me To The River: New Orleans is edited together in a way more organic to music than traditional documentaries, which works wonders.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 100 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Swept Away is truly an amazing movie that is still as potent at 50 years old as it was back in the day.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    With Adult Swim Yule Log, Kelly delivers a new dimension in seasonal insanity, and won’t the kids just love it? Just slide your arm into the crazy stocking until you hear a click.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 95 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Medusa is an electrifying work of art that elevates its already elevated pop influences, a transcendental tableau of the true-life horror of female oppression.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    What You Wish For is everything you could wish for in a well-lit plunge into the abyss. The script’s condemnation of the class system is much more potent than the overrated, sneering misfire The Menu.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    The acting is flat-out wonderful.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Kalki 2898 AD is the kind of widescreen majesty that makes the butter of your popcorn shine in the dark. There isn’t anything else like it in the movies right now, so jump right in.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Throughout Sick, Williamson decisively proves that breaking all the rules sometimes breaks the movie.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Caught Stealing is a plodding meander that flagrantly overestimates its appeal.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 100 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    The juiciness of the storyline overflows into a series of rushing strawberry rapids that will carry you away.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    I’m not suggesting Cherry should have a laugh track, because it is not funny at all, despite several attempts at humor.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Bonjour Tristesse is a rich experience in more ways than one, while it also burns beneath with a rising secret fire. Give it some patience, and it will give you an unforgettable experience.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Chokri’s work has a pulse that beats so hard it could split veins. Yet, it remains in a reality that is vulnerable to suddenly wacky quakes.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Sebastian grabs ahold of your attention and pulls it down to the floor.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Unwelcome will work its way into your heart, one tiny stab wound at a time.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 100 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    The uninitiated may wonder what the fuss is about, but for the true Fassbinder Heads out there, Peter von Kant is a revelation. Ozon has made one of the best homages to a master filmmaker ever made.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    To picture the depth of visuals in The Beautiful Summer, imagine a hundred beautiful moments in time standing out in sharp contrast like a string of Christmas lights.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    It is well worth sticking your face into Hell Hole, as there is a prize inside the box of wood chips.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    While I appreciate getting a cult classic a new coat of 4K to be mean for the stream in fine fashion, Caligula: The Ultimate Cut is not your grandpa’s Caligula.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    The Actor shows how much fun there is in the indie sphere for regional values mayhem to be had.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 20 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Behind the pseudo-intellectual curtain of Philippe’s pseudo-documentary, you will not find a wizard. You will find nothing at all.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Skincare is the perfect vehicle for Banks’s style, the cinematic equivalent of a Barbie-mobile with 60s Cadillac fins. The audience gets to ride shotgun as she speeds through the flashy, splashy visuals to get to the long tunnels of persecution.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Two Women showcases the rampaging wit of expert writing with the jaw-dropping technique of expert directing.

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