Michael Talbot-Haynes
Select another critic »For 122 reviews, this critic has graded:
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77% higher than the average critic
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13% same as the average critic
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10% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 17.1 points higher than other critics.
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Michael Talbot-Haynes' Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 83 | |
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| Highest review score: | Peter von Kant | |
| Lowest review score: | Lynch/Oz | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 112 out of 122
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Mixed: 5 out of 122
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Negative: 5 out of 122
122
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reviews
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Every square inch of this picture is fascinating, whether for the fresh faces or those who have been fans of Cheech and Chong for years.- Film Threat
- Posted Oct 1, 2025
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
While this adaptation isn’t in the same league as Gordon’s or Richard Stanley’s Lovecraft work, it does have the hideous glow that horror fans will be drawn to.- Film Threat
- Posted Aug 16, 2022
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Leemans puts in one of the best performances I have seen by an actress playing a male prostitute while actually pregnant. Likewise, Hentschel puts in one of the best performances I have seen by an actor playing a pregnant woman tripping on mushrooms while buck-a*s naked. The two completely inhabit each other’s characters, never sinking down to ridiculing them no matter how hard the onslaught of comedy gets.- Film Threat
- Posted Jun 20, 2022
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
If you have been fiending all year for a quality drama that shares a different world, then Frybread Face and Me is what you have been waiting for. Luther’s deft screenplay ably gets across a lot of complicated family business in just a few strokes.- Film Threat
- Posted Dec 12, 2023
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
So, just know that A Complete Unknown comes off as really boring throughout. None of this will stop Chalamet from shining out with the ultimate movie Dylan. It is a tousled hair masterwork of a performance, completely adapting the essence of Dylan to a folk music Batman.- Film Threat
- Posted Dec 30, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Mother of Flies is family-made entertainment at its finest, though it is best suited for families that have Xs carved into their shaved heads.- Film Threat
- Posted Apr 1, 2026
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
With Candy Land, Swab has delivered a historic flashpoint in the darker side of the film universe. It is a supernova of seediness. The flick is the true bastion of this under-utilized subgenre.- Film Threat
- Posted Jun 3, 2023
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Take Me To The River: New Orleans is edited together in a way more organic to music than traditional documentaries, which works wonders.- Film Threat
- Posted Aug 16, 2022
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Swept Away is truly an amazing movie that is still as potent at 50 years old as it was back in the day.- Film Threat
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
With Adult Swim Yule Log, Kelly delivers a new dimension in seasonal insanity, and won’t the kids just love it? Just slide your arm into the crazy stocking until you hear a click.- Film Threat
- Posted Dec 21, 2022
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Medusa is an electrifying work of art that elevates its already elevated pop influences, a transcendental tableau of the true-life horror of female oppression.- Film Threat
- Posted Jun 20, 2022
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
What You Wish For is everything you could wish for in a well-lit plunge into the abyss. The script’s condemnation of the class system is much more potent than the overrated, sneering misfire The Menu.- Film Threat
- Posted Jun 14, 2024
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- Film Threat
- Posted Jul 30, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Kalki 2898 AD is the kind of widescreen majesty that makes the butter of your popcorn shine in the dark. There isn’t anything else like it in the movies right now, so jump right in.- Film Threat
- Posted Jul 12, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Throughout Sick, Williamson decisively proves that breaking all the rules sometimes breaks the movie.- Film Threat
- Posted Feb 12, 2023
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Caught Stealing is a plodding meander that flagrantly overestimates its appeal.- Film Threat
- Posted Sep 1, 2025
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
The juiciness of the storyline overflows into a series of rushing strawberry rapids that will carry you away.- Film Threat
- Posted May 22, 2025
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
I’m not suggesting Cherry should have a laugh track, because it is not funny at all, despite several attempts at humor.- Film Threat
- Posted Apr 21, 2023
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Bonjour Tristesse is a rich experience in more ways than one, while it also burns beneath with a rising secret fire. Give it some patience, and it will give you an unforgettable experience.- Film Threat
- Posted May 5, 2025
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Chokri’s work has a pulse that beats so hard it could split veins. Yet, it remains in a reality that is vulnerable to suddenly wacky quakes.- Film Threat
- Posted Jul 1, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Sebastian grabs ahold of your attention and pulls it down to the floor.- Film Threat
- Posted Feb 13, 2026
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Unwelcome will work its way into your heart, one tiny stab wound at a time.- Film Threat
- Posted Apr 5, 2023
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
The uninitiated may wonder what the fuss is about, but for the true Fassbinder Heads out there, Peter von Kant is a revelation. Ozon has made one of the best homages to a master filmmaker ever made.- Film Threat
- Posted Sep 22, 2022
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
To picture the depth of visuals in The Beautiful Summer, imagine a hundred beautiful moments in time standing out in sharp contrast like a string of Christmas lights.- Film Threat
- Posted Aug 9, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
It is well worth sticking your face into Hell Hole, as there is a prize inside the box of wood chips.- Film Threat
- Posted Oct 11, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
While I appreciate getting a cult classic a new coat of 4K to be mean for the stream in fine fashion, Caligula: The Ultimate Cut is not your grandpa’s Caligula.- Film Threat
- Posted Aug 14, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
The Actor shows how much fun there is in the indie sphere for regional values mayhem to be had.- Film Threat
- Posted Apr 19, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Behind the pseudo-intellectual curtain of Philippe’s pseudo-documentary, you will not find a wizard. You will find nothing at all.- Film Threat
- Posted Nov 11, 2022
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Skincare is the perfect vehicle for Banks’s style, the cinematic equivalent of a Barbie-mobile with 60s Cadillac fins. The audience gets to ride shotgun as she speeds through the flashy, splashy visuals to get to the long tunnels of persecution.- Film Threat
- Posted Aug 30, 2024
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- Michael Talbot-Haynes
Two Women showcases the rampaging wit of expert writing with the jaw-dropping technique of expert directing.- Film Threat
- Posted Jan 31, 2025
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