Michael Talbot-Haynes

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For 122 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 77% higher than the average critic
  • 13% same as the average critic
  • 10% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 17.2 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Talbot-Haynes' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 83
Highest review score: 100 Peter von Kant
Lowest review score: 20 Lynch/Oz
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 5 out of 122
122 movie reviews
    • 61 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Two Women showcases the rampaging wit of expert writing with the jaw-dropping technique of expert directing.
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    • 100 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Life As A B-Movie: Piero Vivarelli is an endless feast for hardcore Italian film fans, but it’s also a fantastic introduction for newcomers to the wonderful world of Italian genre filmmaking.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Soderbergh does the whole movie in long takes using a wide-angle steady-cam setup. It is a situation fertile for great acting, as the long shots allow these performers to really inhabit their characters.
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    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    The whole picture trades in the type of exotica that is fundamentally linked with the Arabian Nights stories, which melds amazingly well with the sci-fi tropes employed. The strategic use of location shots abroad, perhaps on a vacation, hides the fact that most of this was shot in Michigan, which is truly impressive.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 45 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    So, just know that A Complete Unknown comes off as really boring throughout. None of this will stop Chalamet from shining out with the ultimate movie Dylan. It is a tousled hair masterwork of a performance, completely adapting the essence of Dylan to a folk music Batman.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Kraven The Hunter doesn’t entertain. The only thing it does right is release the hostages after two hours.
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    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    While a rock doc on the surface, Resynator showcases all the conflicting nuances of reality with higher clarity than previous documentaries. Here we see the real life we live in, where everything is both so cool and completely sucks at the same time. We also get to explore how a person’s conception of an absent parent affects the architecture of their self-identity. It is fascinating to see how, as different mysteries are solved, it affects Tavel.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Sit back and get ready to melt into your chair.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Werewolves is the best werewolf movie since The Howling.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    It is well worth sticking your face into Hell Hole, as there is a prize inside the box of wood chips.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 65 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Watch The Deliverance for Close if you haven’t already done so. However, a performance of this caliber in a movie like this is like seeing a BMW 5-series being used to do donuts in a field of manure.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Skincare is the perfect vehicle for Banks’s style, the cinematic equivalent of a Barbie-mobile with 60s Cadillac fins. The audience gets to ride shotgun as she speeds through the flashy, splashy visuals to get to the long tunnels of persecution.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Close To You is ultra-real, ultra-important, ultra-fascinating, and ultra-recommended.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    While I appreciate getting a cult classic a new coat of 4K to be mean for the stream in fine fashion, Caligula: The Ultimate Cut is not your grandpa’s Caligula.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    To picture the depth of visuals in The Beautiful Summer, imagine a hundred beautiful moments in time standing out in sharp contrast like a string of Christmas lights.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    The acting is flat-out wonderful.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    All you have to do is forget about watching the movie and let the movie watch you. Just listen to the thunder in the distance, overhear part of someone else’s life, and feast your eyes on vistas unseen until now.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Kalki 2898 AD is the kind of widescreen majesty that makes the butter of your popcorn shine in the dark. There isn’t anything else like it in the movies right now, so jump right in.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Of course, we have the magical Mr. McGregor, turning in a nuanced performance that gets into some very raw territory. I knew he had a range, but the depth McGregor travels here is impressive in its specificity.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Chokri’s work has a pulse that beats so hard it could split veins. Yet, it remains in a reality that is vulnerable to suddenly wacky quakes.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    The Black Guelph is as gritty as gritty can get.
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    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    This is everything you could ever want from a yoga horror movie. It also expands the boundaries of what the genre can achieve.
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    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Esposito’s debut is an exciting arrival from a newly minted auteur. Fresh Kills is a fresh take on a familiar subject, with enough splendid brutality to go around the whole table twice.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    What You Wish For is everything you could wish for in a well-lit plunge into the abyss. The script’s condemnation of the class system is much more potent than the overrated, sneering misfire The Menu.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Backspot has the same punch as Run, Lola, Run. Just like that film, the thrills are time released into your system at critical points throughout your viewing.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    This is a film that gets savored through reflection as you put all the pieces together and realize the scope of its achievement.
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    • 90 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Roots of Fire has the power to make you a fan of Cajun music for life, while also (maybe) making you more of a fan of life itself.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Rebel Moon-Part 2: The Scargiver is the cinematic sci-fi equivalent of that delicious chicken sandwich people punch each other in the face to get. Unscrunch your face and allow yourself to have an intergalactic blast like you did before you grew up to be so picky.
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    • 80 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    The degree of ruthlessness that is achieved is stunning, as the skin of the nightmare of the assassination trade is pulled back.
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    • 85 Michael Talbot-Haynes
    Night Shift is an impeccably crafted, clever ghost infestation that has a lot going on under the sheets.

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