Michael Ordoña

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For 192 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Ordoña's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Ne Zha 2
Lowest review score: 0 Saw 3D
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 83 out of 192
  2. Negative: 22 out of 192
192 movie reviews
    • tbd Metascore
    • 100 Michael Ordoña
    Against the Current is a gem. It’s gorgeous in many ways.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 100 Michael Ordoña
    Ne Zha II surprisingly contains a sincere-feeling theme of individuality, of resisting what society commands a person to be rather than embracing their nature.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    Day Shift is a damned delight. One would be tempted to call it the best horror comedy of 2022 so far, but it mixes so many genres it’s more like 2022’s best horror-buddy-cop-cartel-drama-bounty-hunter-martial-arts-action comedy (so far).
    • 52 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    It’s a ‘70s paranoia movie in the best sense. And this is no hackneyed tribute; it’s complex, murky, propulsive.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    The Wild Robot has a lot to say and its own way of saying it. It’s a big-studio animated feature that has its own look, feel and identity, wrapped around an unusual story with ample humor and plenty of emotion — all of it earned. The movie’s vocal performances, especially from leads Lupita Nyong’o and Pedro Pascal, are excellent. It’s lovely on the outside and on the inside.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    In Swan Song, [Ali] lives in both drama and sci-fi worlds as he crafts a man coming to grips simultaneously with his own mortality and the dawn of something new for humanity.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Ordoña
    In its mix are ethical quandaries in biotechnology, nature versus nurture and an adorable-sexy-disturbing monster. So there's that. But it wins best in show by focusing on one of the weirder relationship triangles in recent memory.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    How It Ends works both as an alternative to the usual, race-against-time or humanity-sucks apocalypse dramas, and as a personal exploration of settling affairs — and it’s a comedy.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    It’s a surprise contender for Best Christmas Movie of the last several years.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Cinematically, it draws influence from Terence Malick, but in a good way. It’s atmospheric, but not at the expense of emotion and humor.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Consider the sequel curse broken: Fear Street Part 3: 1666 satisfyingly wraps up Netflix’s R.L. Stine movie trilogy with deepened themes, more fully realized characters and enjoyable twists that lend dimension to the arching story.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    While it’s sometimes dizzying in its visuals or its joy, it’s often not cute. It can be fun, even exhilarating. It can also carry the emotional impact of loss.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    In the hands of director and co-writer Santiago Mitre, co-writer Mariano Llinás and lead actor Ricardo Darín (“The Secret in Their Eyes”), Strassera is the slow-but-steady one in the story of “The Tortoise and The Junta: The Little Prosecutor Who Maybe Couldn’t, But Wouldn’t Quit.” He’s what one might call “endearingly competent.” The characterization they achieve is something rare and commendable: a lead who is interestingly uninteresting.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Not much happens in the understated British comedy Days of the Bagnold Summer, and that’s rather the point. It’s a truthful and sometimes moving slice of life (and cake) elevated by vivid lead performances.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Sisters on Track is a lovely, immersive look into the lives of three Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, girls.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    The Kid Detective is an unexpected mix of disparate elements that in the wrong hands could have resulted in lumpy parody but, fortunately, pours out as something smooth, funny, dark and potent.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    There are fun characters and dazzling action sequences. The filmmakers’ approach to rethinking legendary figures and placing them in a kind of timeless, weirdly teched-out reality is intriguing.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    It’s an insightful, deeply felt film that lets us in on a personal evolution.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Tammy’s Always Dying is a richly observed comedy-drama. Johnson’s direction is intelligent and restrained.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Thanks to the synthesis of adaptation, direction and ensemble — especially its leads — The Valet rewardingly finds its own way.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Copshop is an enjoyable, slow-burn action movie featuring a smart script, sharp direction, strong cast — and the emergence of a possible star.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Hard Luck Love Song is a happy but gritty marriage of material, filmmaker and star. Much is asked of Dorman, and he delivers all.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Run
    Chloe’s determination and smarts make Run much more enjoyable to watch than the vast majority of specimens of the genre. She credibly thinks her way through problems. When things are dire, she ratchets up her courage — and Allen sells us on it all.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    M.C. Escher: Journey to Infinity succeeds where so many documentaries about artists fail: It provides real insight into the art. It’s a welcome trip for those fascinated by his iconic, mind-bending depictions of illusions, evolutions and eternal cycles.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    The distinctive visual style is notably fluid and detailed. The layout artists craft lovely painted environments with rich textures. The action is enjoyable and character-specific. As one would expect from an anime this popular, the imagination is off the charts.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    (A)beautifully shot, fascinating film.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    The flesh-and-blood protagonists are powerful, driven people caught in a riptide.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    Profile works on several levels — as a cinematic feat, dual character study, gripping thriller … and as a cautionary tale.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    In any genre, a distinct filmmaking voice and clever avoidance of cliches earns a closer look; perhaps even more so in the realm of sci-fi/horror. And no spoilers, but where Come True lands is extremely satisfying.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Ordoña
    While the film’s dialogue and characters aren’t exactly unique, its visuals are remarkable and it’s actually about something. It’s a ripping yarn, a gorgeously rendered kaiju adventure on the high seas that uses fantasy to ask pertinent questions about the stories we believe, and who benefits from that belief.

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