Michael Nordine
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47% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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48% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.2 points lower than other critics.
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Michael Nordine's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | Metalhead | |
| Lowest review score: | 108 Stitches | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 131 out of 278
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Mixed: 116 out of 278
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Negative: 31 out of 278
278
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reviews
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- Michael Nordine
A mess from start to finish, this would-be thriller about a mother seeking vengeance (Melissa Leo) never comes close to raising the pulse but does raise more than a few eyebrows along the way.- Variety
- Posted Mar 24, 2022
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- Michael Nordine
It would almost be impressive how many funny people it took to make something so unfunny — the full ensemble includes Nick Kroll, Allison Tolman, Michaela Watkins and Rob Huebel — only it’s difficult to be impressed when you’re focused on how little you’re laughing.- IndieWire
- Posted Jun 30, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
A generous reading suggests that its vaguely feminist subtext is intentional rather than a happy accident, and to some extent it may well be, but for the most part Hell Fest simply adheres to long-established genre tropes.- IndieWire
- Posted Oct 2, 2018
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- Michael Nordine
The main enticement is getting to see Cage go full bore. And he does, gesticulating wildly and assuming an unplaceable accent, but as the only combustible element in this otherwise lackadaisical film, his energy ends up bouncing around with nowhere to go.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 5, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
The gradual revelation that there's more to Daisy than meets the eye is no great surprise, but it does at least negate — too late! — some of the more troubling subtext.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 25, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Co-writer/director Jonathan English ups the viscera and nudity at the expense of a compelling narrative, which was hardly the original’s strong suit (if indeed it had one) anyway.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 24, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Call it a dissenting opinion if you must, but Dirty Grandpa has sporadic moments of hilarity.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 28, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
By far the highest concentration of actual humor comes during the blooper reel over the end credits; free of the script’s saccharine constraints, the performers immediately demonstrate their chops.- Village Voice
- Posted May 5, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
Retreat's wheels are constantly spinning, but they're not always taking us anywhere.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 24, 2011
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- Michael Nordine
The serio-comic technique and ping-ponging aesthetics ultimately make for a winning approach.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 11, 2012
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- Michael Nordine
Out Loud is too clumsily put together to give its subject the weight it needs to feel both grounded and moving.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 22, 2013
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- Michael Nordine
None of these TV-movie trappings does Freedom's topical subject any favors, but they do confirm that those most passionate about something often require some sort of creative filter when making art about it.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 29, 2013
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- Michael Nordine
Far better as a family drama than as a gangster picture, the film's muddled attempt at marrying the two distracts from its emotional center.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 29, 2013
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- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 13, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
There's little new information here, and the structural monotony of The Anonymous People's voiceover and talking-head presentation often makes it feel less like dynamic, insightful filmmaking and more like a well-intentioned PSA.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 22, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
There are few clichés of the genre that Charhon doesn't indulge in, but he does a few of them well enough for the film to occasionally be funny, even if it's never close to inspired.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 16, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
The main strength of writer-director Geoff Ryan's film is its quietude; too many movies exploring the neither-nor status occupied by vets whose experiences "over there" have altered their ability to function back home turn shrill in order to get their point across.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 22, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
We get a glimpse of who these people are and what makes them tick, but never know them in a way that helps us truly understand them or become especially invested in finding out what became of them.- Village Voice
- Posted May 6, 2014
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- Village Voice
- Posted May 20, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
There are more tears than the title lets on, and even more blood, but it's a reason to truly be invested that's missing from No Tears for the Dead, which is rarely any better or worse than serviceable.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 17, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Its utterly predictable narrative and lazy sexism make for a toxic combination.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 18, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Stachura turns everything up to 11 almost from the outset, and all escalation from there feels overwrought.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 21, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Initially engrossing as it is, the maximalism loses power sometime in the second act.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 2, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
At times there's no way to be sure whether what's on screen is scripted or candid, a formal tension that keeps the film on its toes while also underscoring that it's more effective as an experiential mood piece than it is as a drama.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 3, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Wa-shoku isn't as contemplative as Kanai and his acolytes, though it might still make you feel like a dilettante if your Japanese palate begins and ends with California rolls.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
No one in the movie rises above the level of a stock character, so over-the-top in their familiar jokes as to barely even register as satire.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 30, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Only You is mostly engaging for the ways in which it shows that prophecies reveal more about the receiver's interpretive biases than they do about the secrets of the universe.- Village Voice
- Posted Jul 21, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
The final result of all this, if a mixed bag, is still a more accurate rendering of the books' spirit than Oz the Great and Powerful.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 20, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
[Sparrow] zigs where you expect her to zag (not always in the best of ways), and though I Remember You ends up exactly where you expect it to, the windy, circuitous path it takes doesn't feel like time misspent.- Village Voice
- Posted Nov 24, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
For all the big-budget spectacle on display, it's the scenes that look to have been shot on a GoPro that most excite -- only in these few sequences does The Himalayas begin to distinguish itself from its blockbuster ilk.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 28, 2015
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