Michael Nordine
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47% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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48% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.2 points lower than other critics.
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Michael Nordine's Scores
- Movies
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| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | Metalhead | |
| Lowest review score: | 108 Stitches | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 131 out of 278
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Mixed: 116 out of 278
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Negative: 31 out of 278
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- Michael Nordine
Blair Witch’s comparatively maximalist approach shows too much and scares too little.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 15, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
There's little new information here, and the structural monotony of The Anonymous People's voiceover and talking-head presentation often makes it feel less like dynamic, insightful filmmaking and more like a well-intentioned PSA.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 22, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Mr. Jones is the stuff of both conspiracy theories and collegiate discourse, and Mueller's elliptical exploration and creation of that mythology sets the bar a bit too high for his much-less-interesting protagonists to fully clear.- Village Voice
- Posted May 2, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
For much of its runtime, the film is simply there, decent for the most part, but at no point immersive.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 11, 2012
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- Michael Nordine
The single-minded simplicity of its plotting can at times be an asset rather than a hindrance; in a summer even more bogged down by needless sequels and remakes than most, Crawl is, at the very least, a lean thriller that isn’t based on an existing property.- TheWrap
- Posted Jul 12, 2019
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- Michael Nordine
Embedded in all this is a would-be message about those who trade freedom for security, the human spirit, and so on and so forth, all of which is too muddled to register with the intended force. Captive State is many things at once — or at least it’s trying to be — and every match it lights along the way is quickly snuffed out.- IndieWire
- Posted Mar 15, 2019
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- Michael Nordine
Red Christmas rarely deals in gore for gore’s sake in its early going. By the end, however, it becomes such an exercise in sensibility-testing brutality that any message about the fragility of the family unit is as murky as the cinematography.- IndieWire
- Posted Aug 25, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Out of the Shadows stumbles from one set piece to the next, rarely offering viewers much reason to care in between, and its halfhearted attempts at moving toward the “dark and gritty” end of the comic-book spectrum never land.- TheWrap
- Posted Jun 2, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The question with a movie like Jigsaw, which was preceded by seven “Saw” movies and did not screen for press, isn’t “Is it good?” but rather “How bad is it?” The answer, dear reader, is “quite.” Jigsaw is quite bad.- IndieWire
- Posted Oct 27, 2017
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- Michael Nordine
Nuestro tiempo ultimately feels like an extended couples-therapy session that we were invited to by mistake, with Reygadas playing both doctor and patient in a conflict of interest that goes unresolved.- IndieWire
- Posted Sep 12, 2018
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- Michael Nordine
Like many docs with activist undertones, Second Opinion tells a potentially interesting story in a bland way.- Village Voice
- Posted Aug 27, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
The story... could have worked well as a pitch-black comedy, but first-time director John Slattery (Mad Men's Roger Sterling) takes the material so seriously that the mood never changes much after leaving the funeral home.- Village Voice
- Posted May 6, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
The problem with The Human Experiment as an actual film and not just an anti-chemical treatise is that, though these people and the troubling statistics they cite are on the level, we're too rarely afforded the opportunity to reach our own conclusions based on them.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Out Loud is too clumsily put together to give its subject the weight it needs to feel both grounded and moving.- Village Voice
- Posted Oct 22, 2013
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- Michael Nordine
One test for movies like this is whether they bemoan the inevitable gore or revel in it; The Human Race too often falls into the latter, amplifying and focusing on the bloodshed.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 12, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Co-writer/director Matt Rabinowitz doesn’t artfully withhold information so much as lay it all on the table a bit earlier than he might have.- Village Voice
- Posted Sep 11, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
A self-aware, borderline self-reflexive action-comedy from the Netherlands, Arne Toonen's Black Out is derivative in a way that undermines its wry sense of self.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 18, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
As with many other WWII films, it takes genuinely stirring source material -- a young Hungarian man poses as a Nazi to find his dislocated family -- and reduces it to its most shopworn components.- Village Voice
- Posted Apr 23, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
The writer-director's ideas about our connection to the land and the many other animals roaming it may well be profound, but they're buried under layers of superfluous storytelling devices. A better title would have been Adrift.- Village Voice
- Posted May 19, 2015
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- Michael Nordine
Though its loose, improvisatory feel is suited to the material, most of its humor feels like the first draft of a better film — as though the entire movie consists of what should have been deleted scenes.- Variety
- Posted Mar 11, 2024
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- Michael Nordine
It's all steak, no sizzle — the opposite of Twisted Sister.- Village Voice
- Posted Feb 16, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The Den's commitment to its presentational conceit leads to a number of implausible scenarios, but what's more disheartening is the gore-fest it turns into once the curtain is thrown back on the mystery propelling both Elizabeth and the narrative.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 11, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Farmiga and Garcia give it their all, and their chemistry keeps certain scenes afloat.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 28, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Initially engrossing as it is, the maximalism loses power sometime in the second act.- Village Voice
- Posted Dec 2, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
Before devolving into the same series of demonic faces and jump-scares we've seen time and again, The Forest is a genuinely unnerving mood piece.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 11, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The problem with movies depicting the banality of anything, of course, is that they tend to be pretty banal themselves; in setting out to be the exception to that rule, Eye in the Sky only proves it.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 9, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
There are more tears than the title lets on, and even more blood, but it's a reason to truly be invested that's missing from No Tears for the Dead, which is rarely any better or worse than serviceable.- Village Voice
- Posted Jun 17, 2014
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- Michael Nordine
For all its aspirations toward movie magic with an activist bent, The Mermaid’s potential implications for the film industry are ultimately more noteworthy than the movie itself.- Village Voice
- Posted Mar 1, 2016
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- Michael Nordine
The film’s low-key charms, such as they are, aren’t restrained by adherence to formula so much as its myopic worldview.- Variety
- Posted Jul 27, 2022
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- Michael Nordine
On-the-nose monologues on the cyclical nature of centuries-old blood feuds ultimately feel more like stuffy lectures than living history; ditto the film as a whole.- Village Voice
- Posted Jan 7, 2015
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