Michael Atkinson

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For 888 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 30% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 67% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Michael Atkinson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 54
Highest review score: 100 Under the Sand
Lowest review score: 0 Crush
Score distribution:
888 movie reviews
    • 97 Metascore
    • 100 Michael Atkinson
    The hard-charging originality of the screenplay—the equivalent of turning "The Hot Zone" into a Farrelly comedy—suggests a deficient legacy of credit to Terry Southern's corner.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Atkinson
    Demonstrates that even if you live in a country intimately familiar with fascist occupation, you might still not have the least clue how to communicate that experience on film.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Atkinson
    For many the question remains about how Treadwell's eventual death should be regarded--as a tragedy, as a fool's fate, or as comeuppance for daring to humanize wild predators and habituating them to human presence. Herzog's perspective is, of course, scrupulously nonjudgmental.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Atkinson
    The film makes no more or less sense than Ridley Scott's Legend or Jim Henson's Labyrinth, and in fact has a creaky, blue-gel '80s-ness to it, but for many, keeping up with Miike's cranked output is an end in itself.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 6 Michael Atkinson
    Inept, unfunny, and so brimming with bad ideas it's a wonder it wasn't manufactured by mandrills rather than adult humans.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 67 Michael Atkinson
    It's such an accomplished, beguiling film in its details that you almost don't notice that the story is scattershot, arbitrary, and thin -- almost.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Atkinson
    As amusing and sharply performed as it is, Lisa Picard quickly grows thin and dull. Perhaps it would have been better as a real documentary, with Kirk and DeWolf simply playing their pathetic selves.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 41 Metascore
    • 5 Michael Atkinson
    Brand-new and uproariously unimproved.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Atkinson
    Stilted as a beach house, the movie crawls from one harangue to another.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Atkinson
    It's not easy to endure, despite -- or due to the embarrassment of -- an all-star cast.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Michael Atkinson
    The movie is a shambles, a rambling, disjointed love tragedy with a story that amounts to little more than a mess of fade-outs, sloppy montages, and dramatic sketches.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Atkinson
    Little in a Jaoui film is particularly original, but it's all perfectly convincing.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 10 Michael Atkinson
    Costner's not a mannered showboat, and what we get isn't a riff—it's a semi-oblivious glimpse of bitter outlaw banality.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Atkinson
    Garcia's tale bemoans the loss of easy wealth for a precious few. Poor people are absolutely absent; Garcia and Infante seem to have thought that peasant revolutions happen for no particular reason--or at least no reason the moneyed 1 percent should have to worry about.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 20 Michael Atkinson
    This "Black Hawk Down" theft is a trial by cliché until the climax, which suggests a dress rehearsal for the torching of Baghdad.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 61 Michael Atkinson
    It's yet another serial killer movie, a plot element that by this point in time, far from being disturbing or fascinating, is just plain dull.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 67 Metascore
    • 66 Michael Atkinson
    Despite terrific comic acting...and an atomic first hour, Fight Club makes a few wrong turns and ends up lost itself.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Atkinson
    The Weeping Meadow shares the awed sense of solemn apocalypse with his (Angelopoulos) signature films, but it's lighter, more musical and folktale-ish.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Atkinson
    A tepid and surprisingly dull farce stamped from the "About Mary" mold.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Atkinson
    The movie's single brilliant invention -- Julianne Moore as a used, contentious, profoundly odd floozy on her own magical mystery tour.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 20 Michael Atkinson
    What should have been an idiosyncratic 20-minute short is distended by repetition and loads of standard indie-film time-killers.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 31 Michael Atkinson
    One of our very few consummate movie star actors, Washington can't quite elevate this dismal material as he's been able to do in the past, but he retains his dignity.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 21 Metascore
    • 42 Michael Atkinson
    A thoroughgoing mediocrity that musters up just enough low-down chuckles to remind you that you're not watching another Freddie Prinze Jr. yawner.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Atkinson
    On a strictly experiential level, Deborah Scranton's The War Tapes is remarkable, tactile, and affecting; as a piece of sociopolitical culture with context and ramifications of its own, it's a worthless ration of war propaganda--ethnocentric, redneck, and enabling.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Atkinson
    If you're considering the scenario via Japan's ubiquitous pedo-porn tendencies, you're too educated for this exhaustive, manga-based bloodbath, which trails after these angsty teenyboppers on a scorched-fake-earth path through hundreds of growling baddies of every genre size and type.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Atkinson
    However misjudged and evidently cobbled together in the editing room, Dark Blue does have the nerve to drive right through the riots with Russell's saber-toothed bigot, implicitly linking the two phenomena and not being shy about the suffering on either side of the combat.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Atkinson
    Quindlen's book is wry and deeply sad in its prose, but watching actors run this very simple maze is significantly less entertaining, or convincing.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Atkinson
    Saleem, a Paris-based Kurd, displays the visual confidence and subtle screwball rhythms of a master, exploiting offscreen space, deadpan compositions, and deft visual backbeats, as well as attaining a breathtaking fidelity to real light and landscape.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Atkinson
    The most supremely odd American film of the year.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Atkinson
    Marquise is almost ironically uninflected, like a tense game of chess. But soon the no-nonsense two-shots and scarlet-satin self-consciousness let the story build to genuine fireworks. No costume-drama escapism here, just distilled social warfare.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Atkinson
    Written, directed, and edited with the offhand shoddiness of a day worker thinking about his evening beer.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 10 Michael Atkinson
    Antitrust is anti-fun, anti-wakefulness, and anti-interesting.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Atkinson
    It's a TV show and a facile one at that.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 10 Michael Atkinson
    A walking-talking affront to every middle-class middle-ager it intends to sucker, this remake of the 1979 accidental-classic screwball hits every wrong note and trips on every chair leg.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Atkinson
    Soldiers is righteously explicit about the damage artillery does to human flesh, and for its part, it proves relentlessly unpleasant.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 20 Michael Atkinson
    I'd rather watch a forgotten houseplant dehydrate and die.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Atkinson
    Even more of a party-hearty-Marty potlatch of silliness than its predecessor. The franchise having been established, Verbinski, Bruckheimer, and Co. have been liberated to indulge in absurdities, pile on the so-old-they're-new-again clichés, and make jokes at their own expense.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 31 Michael Atkinson
    It's a chilling piece of legal hysteria, and ripe for nasty farce. But Pooh plays it all for buffoonish pratfalls and fart jokes.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Atkinson
    This all-digital indie is, by genre standards, either a misfired doodle or an attempt to Lovecraft-ize the popular movement. Or both.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Atkinson
    That the Cold War was a wasteful charade proves Bitomsky's point amply enough, but his movie is a repetitive bore.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Atkinson
    Glossy, gruesome police drama.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 64 Metascore
    • 73 Michael Atkinson
    Rarely falters but neither does it ever take flight.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Atkinson
    At once arch, derivative, and, in the end, bizarrely lyrical.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 84 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Atkinson
    Juliet is never less than eye-catching, but is rarely more.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Atkinson
    As the monks themselves threaten to nod off, the film's impressive narcotic effect enters the bloodstream-or so it may seem only for the unenlightened like me.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Atkinson
    Yamada's decidedly undazzling yet expressive filmmaking approaches classicism, from a sensei training session captured in one lengthy shot to the final showdown, seen with shifting points of view that suggest a relativist unease with the cut-and-dried judgments of war culture.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Atkinson
    Gardos, an experienced film editor, has little narrative sense, and decent performances (except from Kinski, who just worries and huffs around) are left out to dry.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Atkinson
    Davis has energy, but she doesn't bother to make her heroine's book sound convincing, the gender-war ideas original, or the comic scenes fly. Instead, the film is buttressed by song montages and jokey chapter titles.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Atkinson
    It's easily the most disarming and inventive movie made for genre geeks in years.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Atkinson
    Gay jungle sex (gasp!), gone-native intellectuals, tribal rituals (gulp!), cannibalism (none of which the film shows, by the way) -- it sounds like a "Weekly World News" front page, not the thematic fodder of a highbrow non-fiction film.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Atkinson
    After 9-11, a sick, scandalized lame-duck mayor became a national hero for simply keeping his composure on TV. Keating's film is a comet out of the past, but it's focused, if only circumstantially, on the future.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 20 Michael Atkinson
    Not only microwaves what is already four-day-old fish in Paris, but lets the original director, screenwriters, and stars do the reheating.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 20 Michael Atkinson
    Red Dragon's formula is so risible and rote by now that the natural reaction to scenes of peril, torture, and suffering is flippant laughter.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 0 Michael Atkinson
    It wouldn't be fair to gripe about the hundreds of plot holes; the whole thing is hole.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Atkinson
    The film slowly sheds its convincing identity as nonfiction and becomes a cruel parody of making-of docs, studio-movie pandering, and showbiz egomania.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Atkinson
    It's a gut-twisting story handled, largely and predictably, with asbestos mitts.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Atkinson
    Adroit but finally a trifle flat, Mad Love doesn't galvanize its outrage the way, say, Jane Campion might have done, but at least it possesses some.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Atkinson
    A Matter of Taste's largest handicap is restraint: It's too tasteful. The climactic crisis is a broken leg, and the off-screen denouement is unimaginative.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Michael Atkinson
    It seems almost incontestably...the most gorgeously photographed film ever made. [23 March 1999]
    • 62 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Atkinson
    Ivey hits the turf pitching and catching dialogue like a pro, but nothing could have saved What Alice Found from a fundamental cinematic illiteracy.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Atkinson
    Mild as satire and completely unconvincing as tragicomedy.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Michael Atkinson
    An adept mood maker, Medem strains madly for cosmic alliances, fairy-tale imagery, and fated coincidences, but he triumphs only with two hot bodies, a cluttered apartment, and a Shower Massage.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Atkinson
    Despite exposition delivered so redundantly and witlessly you think you're in a Kaplan class, Stigmata manages to be incoherent.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Atkinson
    When he isn't overreaching for absurdity, Curtis can write bouncy patter, but each character gets about 60 seconds before the movie jumps deck to the next love-seeker and the next moony pratfall.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 20 Michael Atkinson
    Endearingly pretentious -- as if it swallowed a thick brick of Beckett and can't pass the uncooperative Beckettian stool.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Atkinson
    Throughout, Tykwer reaches for mysteries he has no idea how to evoke, relying instead on his actors' empty stares.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Atkinson
    Though Lee's movie is dripping with action and beautiful details, it's aimless and, eventually, tedious.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Michael Atkinson
    Ozon -- has finally hit a home run, and Rampling is his most remarkable RBI.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Atkinson
    Since Lee is a sentimentalist, the film is more worshipful than your random "E! True Hollywood Story."
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Michael Atkinson
    However defined, the movie's a moody piece of Wellesian chiaroscuro (shot by Max Greene, né Mutz Greenbaum) and an occasionally discomfiting underworld plunge, particularly when the mob-controlled wrestling milieu explodes into a kidney-punching donnybrook.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Atkinson
    Virtually plot-free, the movie's organic cultivation of Argentina's economic tension and ethnophobic woes is smooth as silk.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 43 Michael Atkinson
    Isn't terribly revealing, and though it is interesting to watch Condo paint, it's only interesting for so long.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Atkinson
    85 percent explosions and editing idiocy (a window can't break without director Peter Hyams cutting between five different angles) and 15 percent Arnold trying to grow a third dimension. Seeing him try for "sad" is like watching a dog try to talk.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Atkinson
    Stylish, sullen, and a little predictable, Tell Me Something is the match of any American film in its quasi-genre, though you suspect that without a world market to target, it might've been even more anxious and intrepid.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 11 Michael Atkinson
    Dim and eye-rollingly foolish -- Call it Dumb, Dumber, Dumber Still, and Dumbest.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Atkinson
    As it is, Duris, capable and dull, is no Keitel, 2005 is no 1978, and The Beat That My Heart Skipped is no "Fingers."
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Michael Atkinson
    The digital-video results play like a flatulent teenager's first discovery of jazz, cigarettes, and hooch.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Atkinson
    What's not recognized enough is the indelible, self-sickened performance of William Holden as Desmond's boy-toy/hired hack.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Michael Atkinson
    It's the casting of Liam Neeson as the nervous breakdown that turns the movie to asphalt -- it's like watching Andre the Giant play Woody Allen.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Atkinson
    It's Korzun's film, and she is in complete control of her character, never divulging too much of the haunted woman under the studied facade of American hotsiness.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Atkinson
    Good Night, and Good Luck's primary handicap is history itself -- the toe-to-toe televised dialogue between McCarthy and Murrow was, however arguably vital to the Wisconsin senator's eventual retreat, brief and less than epochal. Even so, the wonderfully mustered context wins out.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Atkinson
    The movie neither inspires us to pine for what might've been nor makes Gilliam-style filmmaking seem like a noble pursuit.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Atkinson
    Because stateside newspapers aren't enough, "The Battle of Chile" (possibly the most riveting and vital historical document ever put on celluloid) should be a prerequisite to Guzmán's new doc, The Pinochet Case.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 64 Michael Atkinson
    For all its originality, O Brother doesn't seem to have a point, or enough spark to distract us from the lack thereof.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Atkinson
    It might be worth enduring the Limburger to see Fraser morph from freckled-faced Rod McKuen dweeb to seven-foot albino ball star and never miss a beat.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Michael Atkinson
    Safe Conduct -- a rangy, irreverent, episodic odyssey through French filmmaking during the Occupation -- is one of the very best movies ever made about the life of moviemaking.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 10 Michael Atkinson
    Dissing a Bond movie is quite like calling a dog stupid, but when it has the temerity to run over two hours, you feel like winding up with a kick.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Atkinson
    Essentially a reheating of 1982's "First Blood" -- a psychologically wounded warrior-vet pits himself against civilized America -- but the fallout this time is simultaneously more ruthless, less emotional, and duller.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 87 Michael Atkinson
    Lusts for a feel-good ending the material doesn't comfortably provide. One can't help wondering how dismal Jerry and Dorothy's life together will be after the credits roll.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Michael Atkinson
    The sense of continuing life is quietly remarkable.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Michael Atkinson
    Offers director Roger Spottiswoode a chance to have the worst actor in Beverly Hills play scenes with himself.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 66 Michael Atkinson
    The characters are barely characters, the story barely a story, and the elliptical filmmaking style that so besots Denis' many fans could drive you to drink.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 41 Metascore
    • 80 Michael Atkinson
    The bubble-kid moms can whine all they want, but Bubble Boy is a liberated movie --liberated from tastefulness, of course, but also from logic, suffering, consequence, and temperance.
    • Mr. Showbiz
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Atkinson
    Cursed--but ironically!--with stomach-churning '60s decor, Slevin might round off in Park Chanwook country, but the lingering sense of it is as an amusement park for the actors, who are as infectiously overjoyed for the bouncy badinage as preschoolers on Christmas morning. Like tired parents, our enjoyment is primarily vicarious.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 12 Michael Atkinson
    Disheveled tripe pieced together with the good intentions.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Atkinson
    Michôd wants a Greek epic but doesn't have the material. Animal Kingdom is a work of obvious ambition, and seeing a debut filmmaker swing for the fences like this is its own kind of moviehead satisfaction.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Michael Atkinson
    Perhaps a radical re-editing of Fear X-like Lynch did on “Mulholland Drive”-could rescue the film's workaday unease from the dread taboo of derivative weirdness. It's half a movie, but a half that hums.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Michael Atkinson
    Wastes a ton of potent material.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 70 Michael Atkinson
    Saraband doesn't ask to be considered prime-cut Bergman, and it isn't, although its slightness may not matter to the art-film starving class.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 20 Michael Atkinson
    Can't surmount its own ineptitude.

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