For 2,489 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 The Band Wagon
Lowest review score: 0 Dirty Cop No Donut
Score distribution:
2489 movie reviews
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Forget the plot of Ocean's Twelve - you will by the time you leave the theater, if not sooner. This slickly entertaining sequel is all about savoring eye candy.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    While this slow-starting update of "Private Lives" has plenty of laughs, the incredibly expressive (and too-seldom seen) Stevenson turns Julia's romantic dilemma into something genuinely moving. She makes A Previous Engagement something special.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    An unexpectedly disarming, extremely well-cast little variation on "E.T."
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Isn't as sharply directed as "Jessica Stein," but it's still a formidable crowd-pleaser.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Highly entertaining - but far from classic.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    John C. Reilly, Marisa Tomei and Jonah Hill give such wonderfully satisfying, full-blooded performances in Cyrus that it seems almost churlish to wish this creepy little Oedipal comedy were a little more well-thought-out, and handled its wilder shifts in tone with more finesse.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Gut-bustingly funny -- perhaps this waning summer season's ultimate guilty pleasure.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    If you're able to check your brain at the popcorn stand, you'll stand a much better chance of enjoying this crowd pleaser.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Nasty but compulsively watchable.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Sam Rockwell's films are almost always worth watching be cause of this indie stalwart's taste in offbeat projects -- and his refusal to play to the audience's sympathy.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Love is Strange is very well worth seeing for its two stars, who acutely convey the pain their characters feel over their separation as well as displaying their considerable comic chops to keep things from getting too grim.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Though it's being dumped in the wastelands in February, Breach is better than many of the pack of so-called prestige movies that were released at the end of last year.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Beautifully photographed by Dean Semler, Appaloosa is the best Western since "Open Range" and shows there's still life in this most unfashionable of genres.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Veteran character actor Dennis Farina gives one of the best performances of the year in a rare lead part as an aging, down-on-his luck small-time hood in The Last Rites of Joe May.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Disney's best comedy in years.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Perhaps the most fascinating vintage footage...depicts what happened in 1961 when the city sent police into Washington Square Park to stop the longtime Sunday practice of singing without a required permit.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Pacino demonstrates considerable comic chops in The Humbling — which has some interesting similarities to “Birdman.’’ It loses some momentum in its third act, but provides plenty of juicy material for a terrific cast.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Chan at his high-kicking best. Some sequences are simply amazing.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Remarkably apolitical, considering that it comes from the director of the Bush-bashing "The Road to Guantanamo."
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This rousing, fact-based Norwegian movie covers an unusual subject -- the resistance movement in that country during World War II, whose best-known depiction came in "Edge of Darkness," a 1943 Hollywood adventure movie starring Errol Flynn as a stalwart fisherman outwitting the Nazi occupiers.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Beautifully photographed over the four seasons - including Christmas, for the park's century-old bird census - Birders: The Central Park Effect is full of grace notes.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The most exhilarating film about indie moviemaking on a shoestring since "Ed Wood," even if its subject -- the director's dad, ultra-macho filmmaking pioneer Melvin Van Peebles -- couldn't be more different than the notoriously inept Wood.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Often thrilling, sometimes charming, occasionally clunky family entertainment that perhaps wisely doesn't attempt to scale the heights of "Raiders of the Lost Ark."
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Story of Tobias Schneebaum, a gay New York artist famous for living with, sleeping with - and, gulp, eating with - cannibals in New Guinea.
    • New York Post
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A gut-wrenching experience.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This unlikely micro-budgeted project is written and directed by Marianna Palka, who also plays the female lead. The guy is portrayed by her real-life boyfriend, Jason Ritter (son of the late John). Their performances are quite remarkable and their chemistry is palpable, even if Good Dick is primarily intended for more adventurous moviegoers.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A feast of great acting, although in the final analysis it's a filmed stage play rather than a brilliant movie.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Amenta draws from the diary that Rita kept in the nine months before her death in 1991, interviews with survivors and news footage to tell a riveting and inspiring story right out of "The Godfather."
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    An intoxicating attack on the homogenization of wines around the world - a "Fahrenheit 9/11" for the oneophile set.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The film's flaws probably won't bother less jaded kids one whit.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Operation Filmmaker is eventually about Muthana blackmailing Davenport by withholding access to him as she fruitlessly seeks a happy ending for her film. "Now, I'm just looking for an exit strategy," she finally concludes.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The Price of Milk, which boasts a lush classical score recorded by the Moscow Symphony Orchestra, has a few more twists that make this a Valentine's Day delight.
    • New York Post
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This extremely well-acted dramatic farce of grief and betrayal actually has a resonance beyond its target demographic.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Open Range could easily have lost 20 minutes in the editing room, but its very casual pacing and beautiful vistas - gorgeously photographed in British Columbia by James Munro - are a soothing alternative in a season of movies seemingly aimed at sufferers of attention deficit disorder.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A guaranteed crowd-pleaser for the whole family.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    You’re a Big Boy Now is no “The Graduate” but it holds up far better than most comedies from this era I’ve revisited.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    t's an exciting, well-directed thriller that, while providing more than enough action and gore to satisfy genre fans, also offers the political commentary that has characterized zombie movies going back at least as far as "Night of the Living Dead."
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    It's certainly a lot more charming than the last attempt at a Peter Pan sequel, Steven Spielberg's star-laden, ham-fisted "Hook."
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Slyly funny.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Hopkins' larger-than-life performance as the crusty and crafty Burt rivets your attention for two solid hours in this most entertaining labor of love.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Perfume: The Story of a Murderer, crosses over from thriller into magic realism for a lavishly staged climax that's a bit much.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Surprisingly funny and sweet, despite some missed comic opportunities and curious casting choices.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The Depp sequence is especially poignant, apparently rewritten with references to other celebrities who died before their time -- Rudolph Valentino, James Dean and Princess Di -- and who will remain "forever young" in our imaginations.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    An utterly beguiling tale.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The funniest "SNL" movie since "Wayne's World."
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Leguizamo knocks it out of the park as an armored car driver in The Take.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Well worth seeing for Walters, whose comic and dramatic gifts are showcased to very entertaining effect.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Some of the plot twists don't really stand up to close scrutiny, but the sometimes over-the-top Joy Ride plows through them with such joyful glee, you don't really care.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A fun ride of a sci-fi thriller with terrific romantic chemistry between Jake Gyllenhaal and Michelle Monaghan.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Short, fast and nasty, The Mechanic is considerably more fun than the rather lethargic original.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Solidly old-fashioned entertainment.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Some advice: Don't even bother trying to figure out what's going on in Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence -- just sit back and enjoy the lush, trippy visuals.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    This is a look at the joy, confusion and heartbreak of adolescence that's both culture- and locale-specific and, at the same time, universal.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    An oddly endearing little chamber piece that provides a terrific showcase for Hoffman, surely the best actor who has never been nominated for an Oscar.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The enchanting voice on the phone, who delightfully shows up in person halfway through, belongs to Zooey Deschanel. In real life, she hooked up with the composer of the lively score, M. Ward, to create the pop duo She & Him.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    As you might suspect, the 2012 dialogue is pure Velveeta.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Far more worth seeing than most of what's out there.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Wholesome entertainment that will please the under-10 crowd without boring their parents.
    • New York Post
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Well worth seeing for the incandescent Portman.
    • New York Post
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Woody Allen certainly hasn't managed anything remotely this funny lately.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    To get to the best part first, Tarantino's adrenaline-pumping "Death Proof" is actually a good movie that - unlike Rodriguez's "Planet Terror," - rethinks its genre in ways that say something to contemporary audiences. And it's got some of Tarantino's best dialogue since "Pulp Fiction."
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A tabloidy, nail-biting thriller.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Though the movie doesn't use real names and the press notes say it's "inspired" by the Durst case, it seems to follow many of the facts rather closely -- all the while mixing in not a little provocative speculation.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Luke, who seems to have been marking time since his impressive debut in the title role of Denzel Washington's "Antwone Fisher" four years ago, is fiercely good as this reluctant warrior and devoted family man.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The Edgertons pile on the plot twists a bit thick, but the director steadily ratchets up the tension until a climactic shootout.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Holy ship! Crowe’s grumpy Noah and his dysfunctional clan help God reboot the too-wicked world in this imaginative (but hardly sacrilegious) and visually spectacular elaboration on Genesis.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    For my money, Furious 6 is more fun than “Skyfall" and a lot more fun than the deadly dull “Star Trek Into Darkness,’’ both of which ask you to take their silly plots way too seriously.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    It's an enjoyable, well-acted, old-school geekfest pitting a group of middle-school students against an escaped monster from outer space.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Delightfully quirky.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The movie equivalent of a lavish coffee-table book, a love letter to the Golden Age of Hollywood from one of its foremost students.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Hammer, whose blunt name belies the movie's many subtle touches, has his own distinct style. He also has an enormous trust in the audience to sort out this wounded family's miseries without the assistance of narration or even a musical score.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A rousing, politically correct, Muslim-sympathetic, $140 million take on the Crusades.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The Zipper is a carnival ride, a tumbling cage whose screaming customers are spun around like a Ferris wheel.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Larson shines as an adult staffer assigned to keep these self-destructive kids safe while they work with therapists.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    After 160 years, this is a story that still grips the heart and the mind.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A hard-hitting exposé of a shameful episode.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    It's an engaging piece of filmmaking on its own, beautifully shot and acted.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A gripping reminder of a brutal chapter of 20th-century history.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    What makes The Blind Side a Thanksgiving treat is director Hancock's subtle touch and admirable refusal to yield to sports movie clichés, something he did previously with "The Rookie" and "Remember the Titans."
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The acting is solid, especially Whaley, whose nasty variation on Norman Bates is his showiest role since he memorably played Kevin Bacon's assistant in "Swimming With Sharks."
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A beautifully shot film with a funny French-twist ending.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The season's first guilty pleasure, Shoot 'Em Up is a joyously silly, R-rated, John Woo-in flected Looney Tune, with Clive Owen as a carrot-chomping, gun-toting Bugs Bunny matching wits with Elmer Fudd-ish assassin Paul Giamatti.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    These are characters with whom it's a pleasure to spend a couple of hours.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Though the story may be cut from the same cloth as the female-empowering "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood," it's never as cute, cloying or overbearing as that movie eventually became.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Provides a fascinating tour of the city's past.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Even at his best, Sharma doesn't have sufficient acting chops - or enough Hanks-like charisma - to hold the screen alone for more than 70 minutes with the CGI Richard Parker (as well as a zebra, a hyena, an orangutan and a rat who quickly become food for the ravenous tiger).
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The beautifully crafted Adam offers no pat or easy answers.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Isn't great. But I had fun watching.
    • New York Post
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Good value for the money, a funny, character-driven action comedy with three disparate stars -- who have great chemistry together.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Full of action and silliness that will delight rug rats, but it's still hip and absurd enough to entertain grown-ups, too.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Shannon is wonderful as a woman pushed over the edge by the death of her pet in Year of the Dog, a very low-key, well-acted dramedy.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Tautly directed by Kiefer’s longtime “24’’ helmer Jon Cassar, Forsaken greatly benefits from the poignant teaming of its father-and-son stars — as well as Michael Wincott as an especially elegant and eloquent gunfighter who has great respect for John.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Hanks is terrific giving his first flat-out comic performance in years as a wildly eccentric criminal mastermind.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Italian director Luca Guadagnino draws terrific performances from his four stars.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A cheerfully crude, well-cast (and frequently uproarious) campus comedy in the tradition of "There's Something About Mary."
    • 81 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Short, sweet, charming and often very funny, Shaun the Sheep Movie has essentially no intelligible dialogue and doesn’t need any.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Achieves the odd distinction of being the first post-9/11 NYPD corruption movie - complete with a shootout in the Criminal Courts building. Cool.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    The Class offers no Hollywood ending, but is rewarding for those up to the challenge.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    A hilariously deadpan black-and-white slacker comedy, Duck Season is sort of like "Wayne's World" directed by a Mexican Jim Jarmusch.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Lou Lumenick
    Stephen Beresford’s script’s has its cornball fish-out-of-water touches to be sure, but Pride is a bona fide crowd-pleaser — wearing its heart on its sleeve as the film builds to an ending that’s as satisfying as it is surprising.

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