Lou Lumenick
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
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- Lou Lumenick
This is a rare case of a movie that improves dramatically as it goes along.- New York Post
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A bit too shaggy to totally live up to the potential of its fine cast. But there are moments of comedy gold - especially as Segel, who went full-frontal for "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" endures endless humiliations as the title character.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 16, 2012
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In effect gives you two movies for the price of one. The better one doesn't star Sandra Bullock.- New York Post
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The true story behind a Coast Guard rescue depicted in Disney’s The Finest Hours is amazing enough that it didn’t require corny romantic embellishments that threaten to capsize everything.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 28, 2016
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Your heart will have you cheering Gordy on -- even as your brain complains that there are plot holes you could drive a truck bomb through.- New York Post
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Filmed largely in black and white, The Cool School includes interviews with one of the gallery's founders, Ed Kienholz, as well as with Dennis Hopper, Dean Stockwell and architect Frank Gehry.- New York Post
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A testosterone- and cliché-fueled epic that will have some hoping for sudden death as it stumbles toward the three-hour mark.- New York Post
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Screenwriter Steve Kloves still seems overly dedicated to cramming in every detail of J.K. Rowling's novel - while tacking on a schmaltzy Hollywood ending.- New York Post
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In the course of How About You, much champagne is consumed, pot is smoked, and a good time is had by all, the audience included. Redgrave even sings the title song.- New York Post
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There is fun to be had at Van Helsing, but it requires considerable suspension of disbelief at the apparently deliberately ridiculous plot necessary to bring the three monsters together.- New York Post
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Coogan is often very funny as the libertine Raymond, whose real estate holdings made him one of the UK’s richest men at the time of his death in 2006. But tragedy simply is beyond his range at this point.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 4, 2013
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Formulaic but entertaining, My Best Friend climaxes with a lengthy, surprisingly heartfelt sequence set on the French version of "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire."- New York Post
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Where Anonymous has it all over "Shakespeare in Love'' is its detailed evocation of London from four centuries ago. The rowdy audience for Shakespeare's first works at the Globe Theatre is especially colorful.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 28, 2011
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This romantic dramedy tries to cram enough plot twists for a season’s worth of TV episodes into an hour and a half, but is still worthwhile for its fine performances, including the best work that Greg Kinnear and Jennifer Connelly have done in quite a while.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 4, 2013
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Baz Luhrmann's Australia has it all - unfortunately. With four major story lines and more endings than "The Return of the King," this ambitious 165-minute epic is the movie equivalent of an all-you-can-eat buffet.- New York Post
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A lavish biopic that gives Li one of his juiciest roles but is relatively light on the action his fans have come to expect.- New York Post
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The Good Dinosaur is no instant classic like its sublime predecessor “Inside Out,” but is modestly pleasing in its own way.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 24, 2015
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Has a certain dark charm if you can put up with very jittery camera work and editing.- New York Post
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Ken Marino of "Dawson's Creek," who wrote the somewhat autobiographical script, plays one of Rudd's pals.- New York Post
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There is still enough venom spilled in August: Osage County to make this drama relatable to anyone who’s suffered through a wildly dysfunctional family dinner — and who hasn’t, especially at this time of year?- New York Post
- Posted Dec 19, 2013
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Big Game is goofy fun, whether Jackson is rolling down a hill in a freezer, the kid is trying to stop a bazooka with an arrow, or we’re witnessing other stunts that are just too preposterous to describe.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 24, 2015
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Stengarde gives an arresting performance as a mentally unstable woman.- New York Post
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Although director Lee Daniels dials things down a bit here, subtlety is not what he does. That strategy worked for “Precious’’ but turned his more recent “The Paperboy’’ into a feature-length howler.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 14, 2013
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Basically it's an acting exercise - a one-set rendition of that old stage and movie standby, the ex-convict struggling to go straight who's tempted to attempt one last score.- New York Post
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Cam (based on the director’s real-life father) is so charming and gifted in various ways that it’s easy to enjoy this fanciful look at a bohemian mixed-race family.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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Despite pitch-perfect performances, the craft of Moretti's direction and his honorable intentions, The Son's Room was not especially moving.- New York Post
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Roughly a more broadly comic French version of John Favreau’s “Chef,’’ this film stars veteran Jean Reno as a longtime celebrity chef who may lose control of his Paris restaurant because the young new CEO thinks he’s old toque.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 18, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
It remains for a tougher documentary to more forcefully trace exactly who benefits from this shameful practice -- multinational corporations and consumers who don't ask enough questions.- New York Post
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A major disappointment, The Cider House Rules pales by comparison with the gutsier, more full-bodied adaptation of Irving's "The World According to Garp."- New York Post
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Seems afraid to cut loose in the manner of Robert Altman or Paul Thomas Anderson, so this labor of love suffers from an overly earnest and morose tone. Which, given the cast in Thirteen Conversations, is a real shame.- New York Post
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Adoration, which hinges on a number of coincidences, contains some really fine performances.- New York Post
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Ultimately has a somewhat unfinished quality that complements the movie's themes -- and Hall's haunting performance.- New York Post
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The Road to Guantanamo is a missed opportunity. This is a subject that deserves a more thoughtful documentary or docudrama, not a hastily thrown together amalgam of the two.- New York Post
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Truth also ignores Rather’s famous showboating, pettiness and hubris. He’s worked in lower-profile gigs since, but trust me, there’s a good reason why no news organization will touch Mapes with a 10-foot pole.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 14, 2015
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There's an air of extreme predictability and inevitability in the script - which takes liberties like moving the climactic debate from the University of Southern California to the grander precincts of Harvard.- New York Post
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- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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Though Mantegna can't quite lick the essential staginess of Mamet's adaptation of his play, even with lots of scenic shots of Lake Ontario, the performances are what one would expect with such a consummate actor in charge.- New York Post
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It's Complicated is basically "Avatar" for women of a certain age, with blond highlights replacing blue skin.- New York Post
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A bizarre and campily amusing "tribute" to the late dance legend starring drag queen Richard Move.- New York Post
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The Sons of Tennessee Williams, which offers touching interviews with many older gay men, somewhat awkwardly connects this history with the efforts of a gay Mardi Gras crew to keep going in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 7, 2011
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There's a winning emotional truth in the father-son scenes in this Spokane-shot sleeper, directed with skill and sensitivity by Jonathan Segal.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 21, 2011
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Given the rarity of such movies, and such opportunities for an actress like Clarkson, Cairo Time earns some indulgence for a pace that Westerners may find languid.- New York Post
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While Fienberg's direction is no great shakes, the film showcases its veteran cast.- New York Post
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Too much screen time is devoted to producers Lloyd and Susan Ecker, fans who serve as on-screen narrators and serve up tidbits from Tucker’s 400 scrapbooks, some of which, frankly, seem highly improbable.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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A ragged piece of filmmaking, but the odds are you'll have as good a time watching it as Nicholson and Sandler seemed to have making it.- New York Post
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Anyone expecting a hard-hitting biography will be disappointed by Julian Schnabel's soft-edged, dreamy and relatively nonpolitical film.- New York Post
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Disney's disappointing Atlantis, sadly, is a lot like much of the studio's recent animated output: eye-popping visuals and great vocal characterizations sunk by a dead-in-the-water script.- New York Post
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The flaws of Flash of Genius are worth putting up with for Kinnear's committed performance.- New York Post
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The Nut Job has an interesting anti-socialist subtext, with the seemingly benevolent raccoon revealing himself as a power-mad dictator. It’s the most political non-Pixar cartoon feature since the very left-leaning “The Ant Bully’’ eight years ago.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 15, 2014
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If you go with the flow, there's seductive imagery and a terrific performance by John Malkovich as a decadent baron.- New York Post
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Writer-director Keith Bearden was also smart enough to round up a couple of other old pros: Brian Dennehy, as the hero's eccentric grandfather, and Keith David, as a wise collector of pop-culture artifacts.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 8, 2011
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Chop Suey is, in the end, as much a tease as Weber's photographs -- not much substance, but rather sweet and with style to burn.- New York Post
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Spanning two decades in a little under two hours, Higher Ground is a well-acted if slow-moving drama that will reward adventurous audiences with fine performances and a thoughtful approach.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 26, 2011
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Hurt, who starred in Kwietniowski's earlier study in compulsion, "Life and Death on Long Island," is oily perfection as the devious Victor.- New York Post
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Lawrence’s script for The Rewrite could have used one, and his direction is uneven, but it’s still rewarding watching Grant dispensing his dithery charm surrounded by old pros.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 11, 2015
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Basically a two-hour argument for regime change that isn't half as incendiary or persuasive as its maker would have you believe.- New York Post
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Mock didn't find room for any of the many critics who accuse Kushner of being an anti-Zionist - and the film unfortunately ends in 2004, just before its subject began working on his controversial script for Steven Spielberg's "Munich."- New York Post
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Somewhat refreshingly aspiring to be nothing more than a disposable summer popcorn movie, this is a flick that delivers more smiles than laughs and has some wonderful special effects.- New York Post
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G.B.F., which concludes with a clumsy parody of the prom climax from “Carrie,’’ offers an admirable message of tolerance for teen audiences — too bad it’s been absurdly saddled with an R rating, even though there’s far less innuendo than in “Easy A.’’- New York Post
- Posted Jan 23, 2014
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More fun and somewhat more coherent than its Sylvester Stallone-directed predecessor, The Expendables 2 serves up a planeload of thickly sliced, well-aged beef and ham amid lots of stuff getting blown up.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 17, 2012
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Tends to run low on steam well before the end, though Waters gamely tries to pump things up with filthy novelty tunes and clips from old stag films.- New York Post
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Though Water Lilies endlessly teases the audience with its sapphic subtext and young female flesh, Sciamma seems most interested in showing how extremely cruel adolescent girls can be to each other.- New York Post
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Like its monstrous hero, The Incredible Hulk gets the job done with minimal artistry and a lot of noise.- New York Post
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This absorbing documentary, which has already been shown on cable, is getting a theatrical run to capitalize on the Broadway musical "Taboo."- New York Post
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I have to confess that this surreal departure by the iconoclastic filmmaker tried my patience more than a bit.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 6, 2012
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Uncommonly well-acted and beautifully shot on location in southern India, but it's not exactly riveting.- New York Post
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Well-acted and nicely photographed, and has good action sequences, even if the screenplay (by M'Bala, Jean-Marie Adiaffi and Bertin Akaffou) is simplistic and there are slow stretches.- New York Post
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Much of Finding Amanda doesn't stand up to close scrutiny, but at its best the still-boyish Broderick suggests his most famous character, Ferris Bueller, going through a midlife crisis.- New York Post
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The film’s cool-looking desaturated look (not unlike “The Road”), plentiful action and Washington’s charismatic gravitas as the taciturn hero make it relatively easy to overlook the pretensions and implausibilities in the script.- New York Post
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It’s the wonderful performances by Bening and Harris that make this flawed, somewhat maudlin film worth seeing.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 6, 2014
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Mostly about extending a Hollywood franchise with ever-diminishing returns.- New York Post
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Not an easy movie to watch, and it's far from perfect - but it does have an artsy integrity and a fascinatingly intense performance by Paul Giamatti.- New York Post
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The Other Woman isn't a perfect film, but it makes better use of her (Portman) talents than her other current movie, "No Strings Attached."- New York Post
- Posted Feb 4, 2011
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There is much more suspense in this sequence than a similar scene in last week's "The Sum of All Fears" -- which wasn't intended to be funny.- New York Post
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Has some terrific aerial sequences and exciting dogfights. But the clichés in the script by Zdenek Sverak (the director's father) keep the film firmly grounded when the action's not aloft.- New York Post
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No one's going to confuse The Core with art -- or even a good film -- but it's 25 minutes longer than "The Hours" and I had at least 25 times as much fun.- New York Post
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The frequently funny The Grand Seduction is a thoroughly pleasant way to pass a couple of hours.- New York Post
- Posted May 28, 2014
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Cameron Diaz redeems her reputation somewhat in In Her Shoes, Curtis Hanson's schmaltzy, but reasonably entertaining dramedy about mismatched sisters.- New York Post
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But at the risk of sounding ungrateful, Sydney Pollack's latest film should have been a lot better.- New York Post
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I loved both "Walk the Line" and "Ray," but it will be hard to watch either one with a straight face again after the skewering they get in this Judd Apatow production, which quotes scene after scene to hilarious effect.- New York Post
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Imagine the French lesbian romance “Blue Is the Warmest Color’’ as a raunchy American exploitation flick with loads of fake gore. That’s a rough idea of the latest from Lloyd Kaufman, the exuberant shockmeister whose Troma Team is celebrating its 40th anniversary this year.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 10, 2014
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This movie is never more than a one-liner away from sitcom, yet it goes down like ice cream.- New York Post
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Often less really is more, and that’s why I can recommend Planes, a charmingly modest low-budget spin-off from Pixar’s “Cars’’ that provides more thrills and laughs for young children and their parents than many of its more elaborate brethren.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 8, 2013
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The animation is also a hybrid: almost quaint-looking, traditionally animated characters plopped into elaborate, sometimes quite stunning computer-animated backgrounds.- New York Post
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Less Spartan than some films shot under the Dogma "vow of chastity" (there's actually a little music), but it's raw enough to complement the very real emotions on display.- New York Post
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Perhaps the most sobering statistic in The 11th Hour: Some 50,000 species a year are disappearing. Someday, it might be humans.- New York Post
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Max's even more fabled shoe phone also makes an appearance - and, fortunately for Get Smart, the self-deprecating Carell isn't shoe-phoning in his inspired performance.- New York Post
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Weitz keeps the schmaltz in check, but it's clear pretty much from the outset that this immigrant family is fated never to find A Better Life north of the border.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 24, 2011
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A long way from his TV portrayal of John Adams, Giamatti seems to be having an especially good time as a splenetic King John, who would not be out of place in a Monty Python movie.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 8, 2011
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As an actress, Lopez is a bit stiff, as she has been in all of her movies save "Out of Sight." It really doesn't matter much here, given the sparks between her and Fiennes and the fact that the role is pretty much form-fitted to her public persona.- New York Post
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Mirren maintains her class throughout Love Ranch. She may deserve another Oscar just for keeping a straight face while reciting a ridiculous speech about the Donner Pass tragedy on her way to a tryst with her character's lover.- New York Post
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Alan Taylor ("Palookaville"), an American, directs with a playful touch, and Denmark's Hjejle is far more assured acting in English here than she was in "High Fidelity."- New York Post
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A tad too long, and takes its sweet time to get to the point. But its twisted heart is in the right place.- New York Post
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While there are laughs, the farcical elements of The Oranges are not presented with sufficient discipline to live up to the full potential of its cast. But as a seven-year veteran of the New Jersey suburban experience, I can testify that it nails the milieu's specifics.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 5, 2012
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Eschews the heavy sexual content (and most of the clichés) of so many gay films -- it also has a lot of heart.- New York Post
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Would have benefited from a tighter focus. There are too many interviews with crazies - and Levin's failed attempt to get Jewish entertainers to discuss "The Passion of the Christ" should have ended up on the cutting room floor.- New York Post
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An above-average entry in this niche genre, wherein groups of working-class people band together against adversity.- New York Post
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A micro-budget black-and-white musical set in outer space, The American Astronaut is obviously not for all tastes -- but it's quite unlike anything else out there at the moment.- New York Post
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Zippily written and directed by the team of Cory Edwards, Todd Edwards and Tony Leech, Hoodwinked just wants the audience to have fun - something that's been in sparse supply in theaters of late.- New York Post
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One of the more interesting low-budget experiments Steven Soderbergh has indulged in between flashy Hollywood entertainments.- New York Post
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A well-written and in many ways pleasing update of a character who has endured in print for 78 years. Too bad it's sadly slow-paced.- New York Post
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Starts to get a bit preachy as it works its way toward a climax heavily influenced by "Rushmore," but it's still well above average for this type of film.- New York Post
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Klown turns out to be one long, brutal life lesson for Hvam's hapless character until it finally crosses the line into just plain creepy at the end.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 27, 2012
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Seems more like a merchandising ploy than a successful attempt to entertain kids and their parents.- New York Post
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Aaliyah rules as the undead Queen of the Damned, even if she has scarcely half an hour of screen time in this campy Anne Rice vampire tale.- New York Post
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Shamelessly derivative, contrived and predictable, The Proposal is nonetheless a crowd-pleasing romantic comedy.- New York Post
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Thanks to Hudson and the other women, it's a moderately beguiling date movie.- New York Post
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I'd guess Turtle: The Incredible Journey will appeal most to kids, though they will have to wrestle with 3-D glasses.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 24, 2011
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On the plus side, Definitely, Maybe has an appealing cast, some amusing scenes and at least tries to do something different.- New York Post
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At heart a rather chilly and clinical portrait of four very selfish people.- New York Post
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CSA would have benefited from a bigger budget and better actors and it gets weaker as it goes along, but it's still thought-provoking stuff.- New York Post
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So full of solid performances and appealing characters that I wished writer/director/producer Preston Whitmore (“The Walking Dead") had considered the dictum “less is more."- New York Post
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An anti-date movie if there ever was one, Teeth is a darkly engaging if uneven horror movie spoof centering on men's fear of castration.- New York Post
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It would be possible to appreciate Shannon's fabulous work in Take Shelter far better if the filmmaker lost a quarter of the two-hour running time -- there are many overlong scenes that make this a needlessly tough sit.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2011
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The heavily symbolic The Dying Gaul doubtless worked better as a play, but the film is worth seeing for its peerless cast.- New York Post
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Though there are moderately interesting interviews interspersed throughout, Deadheads will want to see the numbers, in which Grisman's more formal style complements Garcia's looser approach to his music.- New York Post
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It may have the faintest relationship to any kind of reality, but Jones' tart performance cuts through the saccharine.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 3, 2012
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A calculating crowd-pleaser that sometimes feels like a movie equivalent of the corporate chains it's decrying.- New York Post
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A lavishly mounted blockbuster that has little personality of its own except on a purely visual level.- New York Post
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In the skilled hands of Cusack - who recites quite a bit of Poe's poetry - and director John McTeigue ("V for Vendetta''), it's good pulpy fun.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 27, 2012
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Documents the Nixon administration's failed, almost comically inept attempt to deport the most political of The Beatles and his wife, Yoko Ono. Given the latter's cooperation with the filmmakers, it comes as no surprise the Lennons come off as saints.- New York Post
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Though it preserves the terrific lead performance of Richard Griffiths - best known to film audiences as Harry Potter's evil stepfather - The History Boys is essentially filmed theater, with minimal, and usually clumsy, attempts to take the action out of the classroom.- New York Post
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Director Roland Suso Richter maintains tension for 2 1/2 hours, even though the resolution is almost surreal.- New York Post
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The simple, highly effective gimmick of this straightforward shocker is a malevolent clawed spectre named Diana (Alicia Vela-Bailey), who only appears in the dark.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 21, 2016
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Though dated and unsophisticated compared to the much cooler Bourne spy thrillers, M:i:III will probably hit the sweet spot at the box-office - and give Cruise a whole new reason to start jumping on couches.- New York Post
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Petty larceny - but Allen's fans won't want to miss this lowbrow caper.- New York Post
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A rare film that depicts a skinny male in a relationship with a plus-size woman. And, small wonder, Brittain's sweet charisma makes her the most lovable big woman on screen since Lynn Redgrave in "Georgy Girl."- New York Post
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This only mildly bloated and convoluted action comedy has enough inspired moments to wipe out memories of the abysmal 2002 first sequel as surely as one of the black-suited heroes' neutralizer.- New York Post
- Posted May 22, 2012
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The kind of unsophisticated family entertainment they supposedly don't make anymore.- New York Post
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Twohy serves up a hard-to-swallow second-act twist and an unconvincing back story, but the slightly overlong A Perfect Getaway recovers with a pulse-pounding climax.- New York Post
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Far from perfect, but it holds your interest as a character study because of strong performances by Daniels and Stone.- New York Post
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As in Allen's films, the extensive shooting -- mostly at locations in and around Central Park -- takes place in a whitebread world where the only person of color is Rosemary's nanny.- New York Post
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Basically a PG-13 version of “After Hours,” with more than a bit of “The Out-of-Towners” thrown in.- New York Post
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The sort of movie where all of the best jokes are in the trailer, but these days a romantic comedy with anything worth quoting at all is something of an accomplishment.- New York Post
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The chief attraction in the overlong 20 Centimeters, besides ample soft-core sex, are the well-staged musical numbers.- New York Post
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It goes down as smoothly as a milkshake thanks to an impressive cast.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 18, 2011
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It's the chemistry between the Arquettes (they met on the first film and married after the second) and their rapport with Campbell that sustains Scream 3 through its overly convoluted plot.- New York Post
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The best scene centers on neither Latifah nor Martin. Rather, it's the venerable Plowright delivering an a capella rendition of the slave spiritual "Is Massa Gonna Sell Me Tomorrow?"- New York Post
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The nearly two preceding hours often feel like three, as the patchwork script keeps introducing characters and subplots and dropping them, all while rushing characters through eye-popping environments.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 1, 2012
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As for Baron Cohen, he's a great comic but his acting can still use work - most of his funniest lines appear to have been dubbed over other actors' reaction shots in post-production.- New York Post
- Posted May 16, 2012
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While the Kassen brothers do an impressive job for newcomers -- the film looks great and performances are uniformly solid -- there's some overly blunt dialogue and dead-end subplots that would have been pruned by more experienced filmmakers.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 23, 2011
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A slickly entertaining war movie that's sometimes striking, sometimes silly -- but never, ever boring.- New York Post
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Christopher Walken is in top form as Paul Lombard, an aging romantic crooner.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 7, 2016
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Actually more entertaining than its 1994 predecessor.- New York Post
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The “Transformers” hottie undergoes her very own transformation here, thanks to satanic possession.- New York Post
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A family-friendly, Hallmark Channel-ready musical dramatic fable whose plot more closely resembles Spike Lee’s “Red Hook Summer.’’- New York Post
- Posted Nov 26, 2013
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Frey's harrowing depiction of this milieu transcends the indifferent acting and contrived plot.- New York Post
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Atmospheric and moves briskly, but it's basically TV writ large.- New York Post
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You know a low-budget indie has problems when it's less emotionally honest than a studio-backed project like "(500) Days."- New York Post
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I don't think we're expected to take After.Life any more seriously than Ricci's last extended (near) nude role in the immortal "Black Snake Moan." That one was more fun.- New York Post
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- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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The film at least achieves the level of mediocrity thanks to the professionalism of two slightly younger participants — Kline and Mary Steenburgen, who also have Oscars on their mantels but go well beyond phoning it in here.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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A fussy piece of schmaltz that makes you long for "Stand By Me," a vastly superior coming-of-age tale from King's pen.- New York Post
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There are a few decent jolts in Disturbia, but overall this ultra-predictable thriller doesn't live up to the hype.- New York Post
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Out of the Furnace is much longer on style and belligerence than actual substance.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2013
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Seriously lost in the woods. This aimless epic about a pair of charlatan brothers sinks under the weight of a problematic script, questionable star casting, hamfisted editing -- and penny-pinching by Gilliam’s latest patrons, the Brothers Weinstein.- New York Post
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Becomes almost laughably melodramatic and wields just about every rock-movie cliché in the book.- New York Post
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The Secret Life of Bees showcases Fanning, who is growing into an impressive teenage actress - even if a scene where she licks honey off an older boy's finger is, well, creeptastic.- New York Post
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- Posted Jun 1, 2012
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A glossy, empty and ultimately unsatisfying — if undeniably entertaining — movie.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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The once-funny Robin Williams is still stuck in his excruciating touchy-feely mode.- New York Post
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Disappointingly skin-deep and almost shockingly wholesome, Mary Harron's The Notorious Bettie Page lives up to neither its title nor its advertising slogan, "the pin-up sensation that shocked the nation."- New York Post
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McKellen, Csokas, Bonneville and particularly Richardson are so good and convincing in their characterizations that you can almost overlook the increasingly unbelievable twists that Asylum takes. Almost.- New York Post
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It's a reasonably funny religious satire that takes potshots at easy targets but is quite watchable due to the participation of two Oscar winners and two Oscar nominees.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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District B13 looks great, but don't let those subtitles fool you. At heart, it's every bit as proudly dumb as its American counterparts.- New York Post
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Was Alma a masochist? Repressed? Neurotic? A pre-feminist? Don't look for insight here.- New York Post
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To put it as positively as possible, there's never a dull moment in this flick - and that's not something you can take for granted at this time of the year. At the same time, though, there's rarely a believable moment in the script.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 17, 2013
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James Van Der Beek plays the same suspect over a 50-year period, sporting some of the worst old-age makeup in memory in the present-day sequences.- New York Post
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You can't get much more perverse than asking Julia Roberts to wear fright wigs, do her own frumpy makeup and costumes -- and then shoot her scenes in eyeball-gougingly ugly digital video.- New York Post
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Johansson never looked more beautiful, nor gave a lamer performance, than in A Good Woman.- New York Post
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The film isn't remotely scary. That's a shame, because it has top-notch performances by Peter Mullan and David Caruso.- New York Post
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At 52, Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) still looks a treat and, more important, effortlessly wields her double entendres like a Romanian Mae West.- New York Post
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Shot on ugly digital video with Troma-grade special effects, campy humor and frighteningly bad acting, Zombie Strippers should provide many laughs for stoners watching it on video.- New York Post
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By far the best scenes are shared by Sneider and his struggling but devoted mother, played by the seldom-seen Amanda Plummer.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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Overall it's got two left feet - and charm is in dangerously short supply.- New York Post
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Despite an empowered female protagonist, manages in its own way to be as misogynous as "In the Company of Men."- New York Post
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Alas, the complications don't arrive nearly quickly enough for the overlong and slow-paced Lucky to really cook.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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Pretty dry stuff that verges on an infomercial, despite cameo appearances by Sarah Jessica Parker and Mizrahi himself.- New York Post
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Filmmakers Sam Green and Bill Siegel tend to shy from tough questions, allowing their subjects to wax nostalgic about bomb-throwing as yet another youthful folly of the '70s. That's tougher to swallow than some boomers' claims they didn't inhale.- New York Post
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Roth goes to town with this juicy part, and seems to enjoy herself immensely in this merry farce, which runs out of gas toward the end due to an over-complicated plot.- New York Post
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Starts promisingly, but Jonas Pate directs his fine cast straight into a swamp of schmaltz as every loose thread of plot gets patly resolved.- New York Post
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Deserves high marks for political courage but barely gets by on its artistic merits.- New York Post
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Anyone who regularly watches caper flicks will likely quickly figure out what's wrong with this picture, though the twist ending is likely to be a surprise for the less jaded.- New York Post
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A calculating crowd-pleaser aimed squarely at the under-25 crowd, who can feel free to add a star or two to my rating.- New York Post
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I found this more elaborate, play-it-safe sequel far less fresh or funny.- New York Post
- Posted May 25, 2011
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Interestingly for an Israeli movie, the bombers are not Palestinians -- they're young, ultra-Orthodox fanatics.- New York Post
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Ranks somewhere between the barely watchable "The Back-Up Plan" and the good but wildly overrated "The Kids Are All Right."- New York Post
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A disappointingly superficial treatment of a fascinating historical incident.- New York Post
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I might be able to get past that if Hathaway and Sturgess had any chemistry. There are no sparks whatsoever, and that's always a deal-breaker for me in romantic films.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 19, 2011
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Pigs fly and perform a Busby Berkeley-style water ballet. Maggie Gyllenhaal sports a posh British accent. Everybody steps in dung repeatedly. These are the high points of Nanny McPhee Returns.- New York Post
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On the plus side is a good cast, including Eddie Marsan and Helena Bonham Carter as Bernie's hapless parents and Stephen Rea as a sympathetic doctor.- New York Post
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A disappointing erotic thriller from director Jane Campion that amounts to an implausible update on "Looking for Mr. Goodbar."- New York Post
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The erstwhile crack dealer born Curtis Jackson may be a prot‚g‚ of Eminem, but this shapeless and derivative gangsta saga is no "8 Mile."- New York Post
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Though this is the rare documentary that admirably admits recording "reality" on film actually shapes how people behave under the camera's gaze, I think Eleven Minutes is going to appeal mostly to hard-core fashionistas.- New York Post
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Those looking for another "Showgirls" will be disappointed - writer-director Steve Antin avoids the seamy side of the business, and the same-sex flirtation is mostly between guys.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 9, 2010
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The star is Luke Benward, a dead ringer for the young Kurt Russell.- New York Post
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There are lots of special effects, but sadly, no real magic.- New York Post
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Not even a compelling performance by Al Pacino as Shylock can make The Merchant of Venice work in its first major big-screen adaptation.- New York Post
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Unfortunately, this ultra-glossy romantic drama derived from a best seller twists into very dark territory — a drastic tonal shift that neither its stars nor debuting director, Thea Sharrock, a respected stage veteran, manage with dramatic credibility.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 2, 2016
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There are nice cameos by Joan Chen and Kyle MacLachlan as Li's mother and lawyer, respectively.- New York Post
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Like the recent "Sex and the City" movie, this spinoff not so subtly tries to have its cake and eat it by ALSO suggesting that a woman is nothing without a man.- New York Post
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Surprisingly watchable because of its cast - especially Jack Klugman, who steals every scene he's in as Dad's paranoid survivor father. All he has to do to stand out is underact.- New York Post
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A ho-hum male weepie/road comedy that's worth watching mostly because of a once-in-a-lifetime gathering of England's greatest working-class actors.- New York Post
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About as edgy as a cup of Ovaltine, A Walk to Remember is an old-fashioned teen romance so sweet and free of irony that criticizing it feels like taking a baseball bat to a sack full of newborn kittens.- New York Post
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Despite excellent performances by Kevin Costner, Octavia Spencer and other cast members, Mike Binder’s racially tinged custody battle drama Black or White never achieves much in the way of dramatic credibility.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 28, 2015
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- Posted Aug 12, 2011
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Seven Days in Utopia obviously isn't targeted at us cynical New Yorkers. But it goes down more smoothly than you'd imagine thanks to Duvall and an excellent supporting cast.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 2, 2011
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Suddenly topical because of parallels to the kidnapping and death of Daniel Pearl.- New York Post
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A mildly raunchy comedy that might be more accurately titled "Love: Canadian Style."- New York Post
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The fresh-faced Noonan tries very hard to rise above the material, but it defeats her and her fellow cast members.- New York Post
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Despite some remarkable unembedded footage, Andrew Berends' is yet another disappointingly superficial, unfocused and one-sided documentary on the conflict in Iraq.- New York Post
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This morbid and self-consciously literary adaptation of E. Annie Proulx's Pulitzer-winning novel is no crowd pleaser.- New York Post
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It's basically a Middle Eastern version of "The Princess Bride" with an assisted-suicide subplot.- New York Post
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Beautifully shot but a soulless cash machine, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 delivers no dramatic payoff, no resolution and not much fun. Hopefully we'll get that in the final installment next summer.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 8, 2010
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Chicago 10 has interesting moments, but basically it's a teaser for Steven Spielberg's upcoming feature on the trial.- New York Post
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Its message is sugarcoated in a schmaltzy, clichéd story line about Smith's conflicts with streetwise black minister (Jeff Obafemi Carr) - and sabotaged by hackneyed dialogue, sluggish pacing and a listless performance by Smith, who only springs to life when he's singing.- New York Post
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Works its way to an improbably cheerful ending, but getting there is a slow trip.- New York Post
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Don't you hate movies where one character is so much smarter than everyone else? That's only one problem with Spy Game, a glossy, suffocatingly predictable star vehicle for Robert Redford and Brad Pitt.- New York Post
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Hot Summer Days makes a lukewarm case for global warming. It's a better argument that the production of mindless fluff is not just limited to Hollywood.- New York Post
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Has its moments of interest, including two excruciating vocals by Arquette and Caan -- and a George Clinton score that contains a theme eerily similar to that of "American Beauty."- New York Post
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