For 2,489 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 The Band Wagon
Lowest review score: 0 Dirty Cop No Donut
Score distribution:
2489 movie reviews
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Unfortunately, this ultra-glossy romantic drama derived from a best seller twists into very dark territory — a drastic tonal shift that neither its stars nor debuting director, Thea Sharrock, a respected stage veteran, manage with dramatic credibility.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    While “300" maestro Snyder puts together some very striking scenes — which may be enough for many fanboys — they never really cohere into a whole. He literally throws in the kitchen sink in a film that frantically introduces characters and concepts while never clearly establishing the rules of the DC Comics universe.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    In the end, this relentlessly nihilistic crime-caper thriller adds up to less than the sum of its impressive parts.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Hard-core Hitchcock fans will not find much in the way of revelations.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Good grief! This painfully sincere animated feature seems aimed less at contemporary kids than nostalgic adults who might buy toys marketed for what is being billed as the 50th anniversary of the Peanuts gang for their children and grandchildren.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    For all of its in-your-face, full-frontal sex scenes and threesomes (one involving a transsexual), this autobiographical story is almost sweet.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A slapdash, sporadically funny cross between the infamous “Ishtar’’ and the mercifully forgotten “American Dreamz.’’
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    It’s a disappointment as a movie, though Shannon is especially fine in a rare sympathetic role.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Perhaps this year’s timeliest film — as well as, unfortunately, one of the hardest to sit through.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A Walk in the Woods is broad as a barn door, with two stars who have minimal chemistry — and there’s not much in the way of reflection about mortality.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    “Risky Business” it’s not, and Delevingne is no Rebecca De Mornay.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The film never adds up to the sum of its parts, effectively a two-hour trailer for a movie I’d still be interested in seeing.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The pleasant but forgettable Adult Beginners strains a bit too hard for a happy ending, and tends to lay on the schmaltz and metaphors (like the swim class that gives the film its title) with a trowel.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Coming down too hard on this load of schmaltz — as I said when reviewing my first Sparks adaptation back in 2002 — feels like taking a baseball bat to a sack full of newborn kittens.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Even the great Helen Mirren can do only so much to elevate this relentlessly mediocre, fact-inspired drama.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Certainly watchable, but don’t go expecting much in the way of surprises.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    An instant candidate for the so-bad-it’s-sort-of-great hall of fame, Jupiter Ascending is totally bonkers, a sort of black-velvet-Elvis mash-up of “Star Wars’’ and every other sci-fi/fantasy movie of the past half-century right up to “The Hunger Games.”
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Despite excellent performances by Kevin Costner, Octavia Spencer and other cast members, Mike Binder’s racially tinged custody battle drama Black or White never achieves much in the way of dramatic credibility.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A glossy, empty and ultimately unsatisfying — if undeniably entertaining — movie.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Nowhere near as funny as you’d expect with its stellar cast.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Certainly nails the era, right down to a lengthy pan across a none-too-appealing dinner buffet.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    If you were wondering what “12 Years a Slave” might have been like as a two-part episode of “Masterpiece Theatre,” you might want to check out this unsatisfying but not uninteresting oddity. It renders another historical story about race with exquisite taste but not much in the way of passion.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A fine cast headed by the underrated Greg Kinnear lifts this year’s third major religious movie, the fact-inspired Heaven Is for Real, somewhat beyond its Hallmark Channel-caliber script and visuals.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Deeply mediocre and ultra-predictable.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Divergent is a clumsy, humorless and shamelessly derivative sci-fi thriller set in a generically dystopian future.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The best parts of this awkwardly paced film are Bell’s scenes with Enrico Colantoni, who returns as her private investigator dad, concerned she’s throwing away a bright future by getting sucked back into her old life.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Unfortunately, as in Bay’s “Pearl Harbor,’’ much of the sometimes draggy 2 1/4 hours is given to clichéd inspirational drama.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A campy guilty pleasure that serves up a “Gladiator’’ knockoff as an appetizer to the impressively flame-filled main course.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Except for a couple of isolated, mildly subversive moments, Hanks is basically playing the genial host of “The Wonderful World of Disney’’ rather than an actual person.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Out of the Furnace is much longer on style and belligerence than actual substance.

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