Lou Lumenick
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46% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 1,242 out of 2489
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Mixed: 549 out of 2489
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Negative: 698 out of 2489
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- Lou Lumenick
Unfortunately, this ultra-glossy romantic drama derived from a best seller twists into very dark territory — a drastic tonal shift that neither its stars nor debuting director, Thea Sharrock, a respected stage veteran, manage with dramatic credibility.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 2, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
While “300" maestro Snyder puts together some very striking scenes — which may be enough for many fanboys — they never really cohere into a whole. He literally throws in the kitchen sink in a film that frantically introduces characters and concepts while never clearly establishing the rules of the DC Comics universe.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 22, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
In the end, this relentlessly nihilistic crime-caper thriller adds up to less than the sum of its impressive parts.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 25, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
Hard-core Hitchcock fans will not find much in the way of revelations.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Good grief! This painfully sincere animated feature seems aimed less at contemporary kids than nostalgic adults who might buy toys marketed for what is being billed as the 50th anniversary of the Peanuts gang for their children and grandchildren.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 5, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
For all of its in-your-face, full-frontal sex scenes and threesomes (one involving a transsexual), this autobiographical story is almost sweet.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 29, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A slapdash, sporadically funny cross between the infamous “Ishtar’’ and the mercifully forgotten “American Dreamz.’’- New York Post
- Posted Oct 22, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
It’s a disappointment as a movie, though Shannon is especially fine in a rare sympathetic role.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 30, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Perhaps this year’s timeliest film — as well as, unfortunately, one of the hardest to sit through.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 8, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A Walk in the Woods is broad as a barn door, with two stars who have minimal chemistry — and there’s not much in the way of reflection about mortality.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 1, 2015
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- New York Post
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The film never adds up to the sum of its parts, effectively a two-hour trailer for a movie I’d still be interested in seeing.- New York Post
- Posted May 20, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The pleasant but forgettable Adult Beginners strains a bit too hard for a happy ending, and tends to lay on the schmaltz and metaphors (like the swim class that gives the film its title) with a trowel.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 22, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Coming down too hard on this load of schmaltz — as I said when reviewing my first Sparks adaptation back in 2002 — feels like taking a baseball bat to a sack full of newborn kittens.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Even the great Helen Mirren can do only so much to elevate this relentlessly mediocre, fact-inspired drama.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Certainly watchable, but don’t go expecting much in the way of surprises.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 18, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
An instant candidate for the so-bad-it’s-sort-of-great hall of fame, Jupiter Ascending is totally bonkers, a sort of black-velvet-Elvis mash-up of “Star Wars’’ and every other sci-fi/fantasy movie of the past half-century right up to “The Hunger Games.”- New York Post
- Posted Feb 5, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
Despite excellent performances by Kevin Costner, Octavia Spencer and other cast members, Mike Binder’s racially tinged custody battle drama Black or White never achieves much in the way of dramatic credibility.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 28, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
A glossy, empty and ultimately unsatisfying — if undeniably entertaining — movie.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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- New York Post
- Posted Aug 13, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Certainly nails the era, right down to a lengthy pan across a none-too-appealing dinner buffet.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 4, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
If you were wondering what “12 Years a Slave” might have been like as a two-part episode of “Masterpiece Theatre,” you might want to check out this unsatisfying but not uninteresting oddity. It renders another historical story about race with exquisite taste but not much in the way of passion.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 30, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
A fine cast headed by the underrated Greg Kinnear lifts this year’s third major religious movie, the fact-inspired Heaven Is for Real, somewhat beyond its Hallmark Channel-caliber script and visuals.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 15, 2014
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- Posted Apr 1, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Divergent is a clumsy, humorless and shamelessly derivative sci-fi thriller set in a generically dystopian future.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 19, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The best parts of this awkwardly paced film are Bell’s scenes with Enrico Colantoni, who returns as her private investigator dad, concerned she’s throwing away a bright future by getting sucked back into her old life.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 11, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Unfortunately, as in Bay’s “Pearl Harbor,’’ much of the sometimes draggy 2 1/4 hours is given to clichéd inspirational drama.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 26, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
A campy guilty pleasure that serves up a “Gladiator’’ knockoff as an appetizer to the impressively flame-filled main course.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 20, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
Except for a couple of isolated, mildly subversive moments, Hanks is basically playing the genial host of “The Wonderful World of Disney’’ rather than an actual person.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 10, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Out of the Furnace is much longer on style and belligerence than actual substance.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2013
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