Lou Lumenick
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52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics.
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Lou Lumenick's Scores
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| Average review score: | 56 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Band Wagon | |
| Lowest review score: | Dirty Cop No Donut | |
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Positive: 1,242 out of 2489
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Mixed: 549 out of 2489
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Negative: 698 out of 2489
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- Lou Lumenick
A family-friendly, Hallmark Channel-ready musical dramatic fable whose plot more closely resembles Spike Lee’s “Red Hook Summer.’’- New York Post
- Posted Nov 26, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Frey's harrowing depiction of this milieu transcends the indifferent acting and contrived plot.- New York Post
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Atmospheric and moves briskly, but it's basically TV writ large.- New York Post
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You know a low-budget indie has problems when it's less emotionally honest than a studio-backed project like "(500) Days."- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
I don't think we're expected to take After.Life any more seriously than Ricci's last extended (near) nude role in the immortal "Black Snake Moan." That one was more fun.- New York Post
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- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Lou Lumenick
The film at least achieves the level of mediocrity thanks to the professionalism of two slightly younger participants — Kline and Mary Steenburgen, who also have Oscars on their mantels but go well beyond phoning it in here.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
A fussy piece of schmaltz that makes you long for "Stand By Me," a vastly superior coming-of-age tale from King's pen.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
There are a few decent jolts in Disturbia, but overall this ultra-predictable thriller doesn't live up to the hype.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Out of the Furnace is much longer on style and belligerence than actual substance.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 3, 2013
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- Lou Lumenick
Seriously lost in the woods. This aimless epic about a pair of charlatan brothers sinks under the weight of a problematic script, questionable star casting, hamfisted editing -- and penny-pinching by Gilliam’s latest patrons, the Brothers Weinstein.- New York Post
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Becomes almost laughably melodramatic and wields just about every rock-movie cliché in the book.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
The Secret Life of Bees showcases Fanning, who is growing into an impressive teenage actress - even if a scene where she licks honey off an older boy's finger is, well, creeptastic.- New York Post
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- Posted Jun 1, 2012
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- Lou Lumenick
A glossy, empty and ultimately unsatisfying — if undeniably entertaining — movie.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 2, 2014
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- Lou Lumenick
The once-funny Robin Williams is still stuck in his excruciating touchy-feely mode.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Disappointingly skin-deep and almost shockingly wholesome, Mary Harron's The Notorious Bettie Page lives up to neither its title nor its advertising slogan, "the pin-up sensation that shocked the nation."- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
McKellen, Csokas, Bonneville and particularly Richardson are so good and convincing in their characterizations that you can almost overlook the increasingly unbelievable twists that Asylum takes. Almost.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
It's a reasonably funny religious satire that takes potshots at easy targets but is quite watchable due to the participation of two Oscar winners and two Oscar nominees.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
District B13 looks great, but don't let those subtitles fool you. At heart, it's every bit as proudly dumb as its American counterparts.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Was Alma a masochist? Repressed? Neurotic? A pre-feminist? Don't look for insight here.- New York Post
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To put it as positively as possible, there's never a dull moment in this flick - and that's not something you can take for granted at this time of the year. At the same time, though, there's rarely a believable moment in the script.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 17, 2013
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James Van Der Beek plays the same suspect over a 50-year period, sporting some of the worst old-age makeup in memory in the present-day sequences.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
You can't get much more perverse than asking Julia Roberts to wear fright wigs, do her own frumpy makeup and costumes -- and then shoot her scenes in eyeball-gougingly ugly digital video.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Johansson never looked more beautiful, nor gave a lamer performance, than in A Good Woman.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
The film isn't remotely scary. That's a shame, because it has top-notch performances by Peter Mullan and David Caruso.- New York Post
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At 52, Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) still looks a treat and, more important, effortlessly wields her double entendres like a Romanian Mae West.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Shot on ugly digital video with Troma-grade special effects, campy humor and frighteningly bad acting, Zombie Strippers should provide many laughs for stoners watching it on video.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
By far the best scenes are shared by Sneider and his struggling but devoted mother, played by the seldom-seen Amanda Plummer.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Overall it's got two left feet - and charm is in dangerously short supply.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Despite an empowered female protagonist, manages in its own way to be as misogynous as "In the Company of Men."- New York Post
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Alas, the complications don't arrive nearly quickly enough for the overlong and slow-paced Lucky to really cook.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 15, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Pretty dry stuff that verges on an infomercial, despite cameo appearances by Sarah Jessica Parker and Mizrahi himself.- New York Post
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Filmmakers Sam Green and Bill Siegel tend to shy from tough questions, allowing their subjects to wax nostalgic about bomb-throwing as yet another youthful folly of the '70s. That's tougher to swallow than some boomers' claims they didn't inhale.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Roth goes to town with this juicy part, and seems to enjoy herself immensely in this merry farce, which runs out of gas toward the end due to an over-complicated plot.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Starts promisingly, but Jonas Pate directs his fine cast straight into a swamp of schmaltz as every loose thread of plot gets patly resolved.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Deserves high marks for political courage but barely gets by on its artistic merits.- New York Post
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Anyone who regularly watches caper flicks will likely quickly figure out what's wrong with this picture, though the twist ending is likely to be a surprise for the less jaded.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
A calculating crowd-pleaser aimed squarely at the under-25 crowd, who can feel free to add a star or two to my rating.- New York Post
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I found this more elaborate, play-it-safe sequel far less fresh or funny.- New York Post
- Posted May 25, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Interestingly for an Israeli movie, the bombers are not Palestinians -- they're young, ultra-Orthodox fanatics.- New York Post
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Ranks somewhere between the barely watchable "The Back-Up Plan" and the good but wildly overrated "The Kids Are All Right."- New York Post
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A disappointingly superficial treatment of a fascinating historical incident.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
I might be able to get past that if Hathaway and Sturgess had any chemistry. There are no sparks whatsoever, and that's always a deal-breaker for me in romantic films.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 19, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Pigs fly and perform a Busby Berkeley-style water ballet. Maggie Gyllenhaal sports a posh British accent. Everybody steps in dung repeatedly. These are the high points of Nanny McPhee Returns.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
On the plus side is a good cast, including Eddie Marsan and Helena Bonham Carter as Bernie's hapless parents and Stephen Rea as a sympathetic doctor.- New York Post
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A disappointing erotic thriller from director Jane Campion that amounts to an implausible update on "Looking for Mr. Goodbar."- New York Post
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The erstwhile crack dealer born Curtis Jackson may be a prot‚g‚ of Eminem, but this shapeless and derivative gangsta saga is no "8 Mile."- New York Post
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Though this is the rare documentary that admirably admits recording "reality" on film actually shapes how people behave under the camera's gaze, I think Eleven Minutes is going to appeal mostly to hard-core fashionistas.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Those looking for another "Showgirls" will be disappointed - writer-director Steve Antin avoids the seamy side of the business, and the same-sex flirtation is mostly between guys.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 9, 2010
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- Lou Lumenick
The star is Luke Benward, a dead ringer for the young Kurt Russell.- New York Post
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There are lots of special effects, but sadly, no real magic.- New York Post
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Not even a compelling performance by Al Pacino as Shylock can make The Merchant of Venice work in its first major big-screen adaptation.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Unfortunately, this ultra-glossy romantic drama derived from a best seller twists into very dark territory — a drastic tonal shift that neither its stars nor debuting director, Thea Sharrock, a respected stage veteran, manage with dramatic credibility.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 2, 2016
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- Lou Lumenick
There are nice cameos by Joan Chen and Kyle MacLachlan as Li's mother and lawyer, respectively.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Like the recent "Sex and the City" movie, this spinoff not so subtly tries to have its cake and eat it by ALSO suggesting that a woman is nothing without a man.- New York Post
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Surprisingly watchable because of its cast - especially Jack Klugman, who steals every scene he's in as Dad's paranoid survivor father. All he has to do to stand out is underact.- New York Post
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A ho-hum male weepie/road comedy that's worth watching mostly because of a once-in-a-lifetime gathering of England's greatest working-class actors.- New York Post
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About as edgy as a cup of Ovaltine, A Walk to Remember is an old-fashioned teen romance so sweet and free of irony that criticizing it feels like taking a baseball bat to a sack full of newborn kittens.- New York Post
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Despite excellent performances by Kevin Costner, Octavia Spencer and other cast members, Mike Binder’s racially tinged custody battle drama Black or White never achieves much in the way of dramatic credibility.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 28, 2015
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- Posted Aug 12, 2011
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Seven Days in Utopia obviously isn't targeted at us cynical New Yorkers. But it goes down more smoothly than you'd imagine thanks to Duvall and an excellent supporting cast.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 2, 2011
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- Lou Lumenick
Suddenly topical because of parallels to the kidnapping and death of Daniel Pearl.- New York Post
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A mildly raunchy comedy that might be more accurately titled "Love: Canadian Style."- New York Post
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The fresh-faced Noonan tries very hard to rise above the material, but it defeats her and her fellow cast members.- New York Post
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Despite some remarkable unembedded footage, Andrew Berends' is yet another disappointingly superficial, unfocused and one-sided documentary on the conflict in Iraq.- New York Post
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This morbid and self-consciously literary adaptation of E. Annie Proulx's Pulitzer-winning novel is no crowd pleaser.- New York Post
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It's basically a Middle Eastern version of "The Princess Bride" with an assisted-suicide subplot.- New York Post
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Beautifully shot but a soulless cash machine, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 delivers no dramatic payoff, no resolution and not much fun. Hopefully we'll get that in the final installment next summer.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 8, 2010
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Chicago 10 has interesting moments, but basically it's a teaser for Steven Spielberg's upcoming feature on the trial.- New York Post
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Its message is sugarcoated in a schmaltzy, clichéd story line about Smith's conflicts with streetwise black minister (Jeff Obafemi Carr) - and sabotaged by hackneyed dialogue, sluggish pacing and a listless performance by Smith, who only springs to life when he's singing.- New York Post
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- Lou Lumenick
Works its way to an improbably cheerful ending, but getting there is a slow trip.- New York Post
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Don't you hate movies where one character is so much smarter than everyone else? That's only one problem with Spy Game, a glossy, suffocatingly predictable star vehicle for Robert Redford and Brad Pitt.- New York Post
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Hot Summer Days makes a lukewarm case for global warming. It's a better argument that the production of mindless fluff is not just limited to Hollywood.- New York Post
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Has its moments of interest, including two excruciating vocals by Arquette and Caan -- and a George Clinton score that contains a theme eerily similar to that of "American Beauty."- New York Post
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Though Lohan doesn't embarrass herself in a film in which she appears in virtually every frame, this tepid tribute to girl power hardly represents a step forward from Lohan's breakthrough roles in "Mean Girls" and the remake of Disney's "Freaky Friday.- New York Post
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A credulity-straining thriller featuring a few good paranoid moments — and, perhaps most important, Rebecca Hall running in high heels.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 27, 2013
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In his directing debut Battle in Seattle, actor Stuart Towns end does an impressive job (on a shoestring budget) of re-creating the massive street protests that forced the cancellation of the World Trade Organization summit in 1999.- New York Post
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