For 2,489 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lou Lumenick's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100 The Band Wagon
Lowest review score: 0 Dirty Cop No Donut
Score distribution:
2489 movie reviews
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A family-friendly, Hallmark Channel-ready musical dramatic fable whose plot more closely resembles Spike Lee’s “Red Hook Summer.’’
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Frey's harrowing depiction of this milieu transcends the indifferent acting and contrived plot.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Atmospheric and moves briskly, but it's basically TV writ large.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    You know a low-budget indie has problems when it's less emotionally honest than a studio-backed project like "(500) Days."
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    I don't think we're expected to take After.Life any more seriously than Ricci's last extended (near) nude role in the immortal "Black Snake Moan." That one was more fun.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    “Risky Business” it’s not, and Delevingne is no Rebecca De Mornay.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The film at least achieves the level of mediocrity thanks to the professionalism of two slightly younger participants — Kline and Mary Steenburgen, who also have Oscars on their mantels but go well beyond phoning it in here.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A fussy piece of schmaltz that makes you long for "Stand By Me," a vastly superior coming-of-age tale from King's pen.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    There are a few decent jolts in Disturbia, but overall this ultra-predictable thriller doesn't live up to the hype.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Out of the Furnace is much longer on style and belligerence than actual substance.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Seriously lost in the woods. This aimless epic about a pair of charlatan brothers sinks under the weight of a problematic script, questionable star casting, hamfisted editing -- and penny-pinching by Gilliam’s latest patrons, the Brothers Weinstein.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A glacially paced, emotionally frosty epic (with a top-drawer cast).
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Becomes almost laughably melodramatic and wields just about every rock-movie cliché in the book.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The Secret Life of Bees showcases Fanning, who is growing into an impressive teenage actress - even if a scene where she licks honey off an older boy's finger is, well, creeptastic.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Infuriating grab-bag of a movie.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    It isn't the laugh riot of the year.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Slight and unremarkable.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A glossy, empty and ultimately unsatisfying — if undeniably entertaining — movie.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The once-funny Robin Williams is still stuck in his excruciating touchy-feely mode.
    • New York Post
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Disappointingly skin-deep and almost shockingly wholesome, Mary Harron's The Notorious Bettie Page lives up to neither its title nor its advertising slogan, "the pin-up sensation that shocked the nation."
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    McKellen, Csokas, Bonneville and particularly Richardson are so good and convincing in their characterizations that you can almost overlook the increasingly unbelievable twists that Asylum takes. Almost.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    It's a reasonably funny religious satire that takes potshots at easy targets but is quite watchable due to the participation of two Oscar winners and two Oscar nominees.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    District B13 looks great, but don't let those subtitles fool you. At heart, it's every bit as proudly dumb as its American counterparts.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Was Alma a masochist? Repressed? Neurotic? A pre-feminist? Don't look for insight here.
    • New York Post
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Amusing without being particularly biting.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    To put it as positively as possible, there's never a dull moment in this flick - and that's not something you can take for granted at this time of the year. At the same time, though, there's rarely a believable moment in the script.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Sometimes painfully sincere male weepie.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Too much of the film is given over to the soap opera of Elmer's life.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Sporadically entertaining, occasionally quite funny.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    James Van Der Beek plays the same suspect over a 50-year period, sporting some of the worst old-age makeup in memory in the present-day sequences.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Writer-director Patrick Hasson whips up a surprising amount of fun.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    You can't get much more perverse than asking Julia Roberts to wear fright wigs, do her own frumpy makeup and costumes -- and then shoot her scenes in eyeball-gougingly ugly digital video.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Johansson never looked more beautiful, nor gave a lamer performance, than in A Good Woman.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The film isn't remotely scary. That's a shame, because it has top-notch performances by Peter Mullan and David Caruso.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    At 52, Elvira (Cassandra Peterson) still looks a treat and, more important, effortlessly wields her double entendres like a Romanian Mae West.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Shot on ugly digital video with Troma-grade special effects, campy humor and frighteningly bad acting, Zombie Strippers should provide many laughs for stoners watching it on video.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    By far the best scenes are shared by Sneider and his struggling but devoted mother, played by the seldom-seen Amanda Plummer.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Overall it's got two left feet - and charm is in dangerously short supply.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Despite an empowered female protagonist, manages in its own way to be as misogynous as "In the Company of Men."
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Has its moments, but overall the effect is uneven.
    • New York Post
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Alas, the complications don't arrive nearly quickly enough for the overlong and slow-paced Lucky to really cook.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Pretty dry stuff that verges on an infomercial, despite cameo appearances by Sarah Jessica Parker and Mizrahi himself.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Filmmakers Sam Green and Bill Siegel tend to shy from tough questions, allowing their subjects to wax nostalgic about bomb-throwing as yet another youthful folly of the '70s. That's tougher to swallow than some boomers' claims they didn't inhale.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A cheerfully dopey snobs vs. slobs teen comedy.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Roth goes to town with this juicy part, and seems to enjoy herself immensely in this merry farce, which runs out of gas toward the end due to an over-complicated plot.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Dangerously low on laughs and sex, not to mention believability.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    No surprises here, though the stars make it surprisingly watchable.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Starts promisingly, but Jonas Pate directs his fine cast straight into a swamp of schmaltz as every loose thread of plot gets patly resolved.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Deserves high marks for political courage but barely gets by on its artistic merits.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Anyone who regularly watches caper flicks will likely quickly figure out what's wrong with this picture, though the twist ending is likely to be a surprise for the less jaded.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A calculating crowd-pleaser aimed squarely at the under-25 crowd, who can feel free to add a star or two to my rating.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    I found this more elaborate, play-it-safe sequel far less fresh or funny.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Interestingly for an Israeli movie, the bombers are not Palestinians -- they're young, ultra-Orthodox fanatics.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Overlong and heavy-handed.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A glitzy and shallow satire about shallow people.
    • New York Post
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Ranks somewhere between the barely watchable "The Back-Up Plan" and the good but wildly overrated "The Kids Are All Right."
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A disappointingly superficial treatment of a fascinating historical incident.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    I might be able to get past that if Hathaway and Sturgess had any chemistry. There are no sparks whatsoever, and that's always a deal-breaker for me in romantic films.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Pigs fly and perform a Busby Berkeley-style water ballet. Maggie Gyllenhaal sports a posh British accent. Everybody steps in dung repeatedly. These are the high points of Nanny McPhee Returns.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    On the plus side is a good cast, including Eddie Marsan and Helena Bonham Carter as Bernie's hapless parents and Stephen Rea as a sympathetic doctor.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A disappointing erotic thriller from director Jane Campion that amounts to an implausible update on "Looking for Mr. Goodbar."
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The erstwhile crack dealer born Curtis Jackson may be a prot‚g‚ of Eminem, but this shapeless and derivative gangsta saga is no "8 Mile."
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Entertaining, if maddeningly superficial.
    • New York Post
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Though this is the rare documentary that admirably admits recording "reality" on film actually shapes how people behave under the camera's gaze, I think Eleven Minutes is going to appeal mostly to hard-core fashionistas.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Those looking for another "Showgirls" will be disappointed - writer-director Steve Antin avoids the seamy side of the business, and the same-sex flirtation is mostly between guys.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A lighter hand would have enhanced some very good performances.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The star is Luke Benward, a dead ringer for the young Kurt Russell.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    There are lots of special effects, but sadly, no real magic.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Not even a compelling performance by Al Pacino as Shylock can make The Merchant of Venice work in its first major big-screen adaptation.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Unfortunately, this ultra-glossy romantic drama derived from a best seller twists into very dark territory — a drastic tonal shift that neither its stars nor debuting director, Thea Sharrock, a respected stage veteran, manage with dramatic credibility.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    There are nice cameos by Joan Chen and Kyle MacLachlan as Li's mother and lawyer, respectively.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Like the recent "Sex and the City" movie, this spinoff not so subtly tries to have its cake and eat it by ALSO suggesting that a woman is nothing without a man.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A shameless heart-tugger from France, The Chorus leaves no cliché unturned.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Surprisingly watchable because of its cast - especially Jack Klugman, who steals every scene he's in as Dad's paranoid survivor father. All he has to do to stand out is underact.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A ho-hum male weepie/road comedy that's worth watching mostly because of a once-in-a-lifetime gathering of England's greatest working-class actors.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    About as edgy as a cup of Ovaltine, A Walk to Remember is an old-fashioned teen romance so sweet and free of irony that criticizing it feels like taking a baseball bat to a sack full of newborn kittens.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Despite excellent performances by Kevin Costner, Octavia Spencer and other cast members, Mike Binder’s racially tinged custody battle drama Black or White never achieves much in the way of dramatic credibility.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Rambling, mildly engaging micro-budgeted indie.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Seven Days in Utopia obviously isn't targeted at us cynical New Yorkers. But it goes down more smoothly than you'd imagine thanks to Duvall and an excellent supporting cast.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Suddenly topical because of parallels to the kidnapping and death of Daniel Pearl.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A mildly raunchy comedy that might be more accurately titled "Love: Canadian Style."
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    The fresh-faced Noonan tries very hard to rise above the material, but it defeats her and her fellow cast members.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Despite some remarkable unembedded footage, Andrew Berends' is yet another disappointingly superficial, unfocused and one-sided documentary on the conflict in Iraq.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    This morbid and self-consciously literary adaptation of E. Annie Proulx's Pulitzer-winning novel is no crowd pleaser.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A shallow, stilted romantic thriller.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    It's basically a Middle Eastern version of "The Princess Bride" with an assisted-suicide subplot.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Beautifully shot but a soulless cash machine, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 delivers no dramatic payoff, no resolution and not much fun. Hopefully we'll get that in the final installment next summer.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Rather morbid.
    • New York Post
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A thoroughly mediocre dramedy.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Chicago 10 has interesting moments, but basically it's a teaser for Steven Spielberg's upcoming feature on the trial.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Its message is sugarcoated in a schmaltzy, clichéd story line about Smith's conflicts with streetwise black minister (Jeff Obafemi Carr) - and sabotaged by hackneyed dialogue, sluggish pacing and a listless performance by Smith, who only springs to life when he's singing.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Works its way to an improbably cheerful ending, but getting there is a slow trip.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Don't you hate movies where one character is so much smarter than everyone else? That's only one problem with Spy Game, a glossy, suffocatingly predictable star vehicle for Robert Redford and Brad Pitt.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Ultra-glossy weepie turns out to be something of a guilty pleasure.
    • New York Post
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Hot Summer Days makes a lukewarm case for global warming. It's a better argument that the production of mindless fluff is not just limited to Hollywood.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Has its moments of interest, including two excruciating vocals by Arquette and Caan -- and a George Clinton score that contains a theme eerily similar to that of "American Beauty."
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    As plodding and pretentious as it is ambitious.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    Though Lohan doesn't embarrass herself in a film in which she appears in virtually every frame, this tepid tribute to girl power hardly represents a step forward from Lohan's breakthrough roles in "Mean Girls" and the remake of Disney's "Freaky Friday.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    A credulity-straining thriller featuring a few good paranoid moments — and, perhaps most important, Rebecca Hall running in high heels.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Lou Lumenick
    In his directing debut Battle in Seattle, actor Stuart Towns end does an impressive job (on a shoestring budget) of re-creating the massive street protests that forced the cancellation of the World Trade Organization summit in 1999.

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