For 133 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 76% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 23% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 0.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Loren King's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 66
Highest review score: 100 Rain
Lowest review score: 25 The Oogieloves in the Big Balloon Adventure
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 92 out of 133
  2. Negative: 14 out of 133
133 movie reviews
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    Predictable and dull.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    Schlock that could and should have been better.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    Disappointingly hollow.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    Any originality in this new movie is overwhelmed by its lazy eagerness to embrace the new standard for R-rated comedy.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    Lesnick seems to be saying that lesbian characters on screen can also meet cute significant others, spar in a lite Woody Allen fashion, and have a happy, sappy Hollywood ending. But a sitcom is still a sitcom -- gay, Greek or otherwise.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    The movie moves predictably to its feel-good finale.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    An adequate horror movie for the Halloween season, but it too easily sinks into haunted-house-film conventions, even if the haunted house is decked out as an Italian luxury liner.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    It's a refreshing theme for a kids' movie, one that incorporates history and urban flavor, not to mention a preservationists' perspective, into the usual mix.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    It makes the viewer wonder whether Circuit would have been stronger as a documentary instead of the well-intentioned, overlong, intermittently entertaining but flawed feature that it is.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    The script boasts some tart TV-insider humor, but the film has not a trace of humanity or empathy.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    You don’t have to be Jewish to love borscht belt humor, or gay to love camp, or French to love farce. But when all three are thrown into a blender with a dollop of generic family dysfunction, as is the case in Let My People Go!, oy vey doesn’t begin to address the result.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    Packaged fluff aimed low, and patronizingly, at Spears's legion of young female fans.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    Unfortunately, the potential for screwball comedy is wasted because L!fe Happens never finds its thematic tone or comedic rhythm.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    One can hardly argue with the desire to make a wholesome movie for families that extols honesty and decency, but it all comes too easily, too superficially.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    Griffin may well get there, but he's not there yet.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Loren King
    Give credit to writer-director James DeMonaco for at least attempting to give his action thriller some heft with a plot that concerns our obsession with violence, ham-fisted as it is. But The Purge: Anarchy is still just an excuse to bombard us with high-powered weaponry, armored vehicles, vigilantes, and masked marauders in creepy Joker-like makeup.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 38 Loren King
    Like its parade of predecessors, this Halloween is a gory slash-fest. It can't escape its past, and it doesn't want to.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 38 Loren King
    The situations and jokes are as predictable and as lowbrow as the endless pratfalls the boys take in their high heels.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 38 Loren King
    The British intelligence operation at Bletchley Park that cracked the Enigma code is truly the stuff of great drama. But that story doesn't offer Matt LeBlanc in a wig and heels.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 38 Loren King
    With a plot devoid of suspense and characters without complexity, Rand's iconic line elicits merely a yawn, or a shrug.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Loren King
    There's nothing original about the father-son conflict that forms the core of the film, nor is there enough suspense and drama.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 38 Loren King
    The film's crude humor and violence -- cartoonish, but still violent -- should offend parents of younger kids. Yet its ultra-broad, pratfall-filled comedy will satisfy only the most indiscriminate teens.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 38 Loren King
    Tawdry, trashy yawn-fest that makes the viewer long for the days when bad girls were dangerous dames with sultry style.
    • Boston Globe
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Loren King
    No doubt a labor of love, the result is just plain laborious for the audience.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Loren King
    Will your preschoolers enjoy it? Perhaps. Is it worth 88 minutes of their lives, or yours? Not in a world where "Sesame Street" is on TV every day. Not even in a world where "Sesame Street" didn't exist.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Loren King
    Despite some imaginative fatalities, is less a movie than a slick video game.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Loren King
    Throws its obvious predecessor, "Waiting to Exhale," into relief, making that 1995 syrupy revenge fantasy look positively Shakespearean next to the moronic Two Can Play That Game.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 25 Loren King
    Unimaginatively recycles all the teens-in-the-woods gorefest conventions.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Loren King
    A video game cum movie that substitutes shrieking decibel levels for a coherent plot and any resemblance to originality.

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