Lisa Schwarzbaum

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For 1,979 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 70% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 28% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lisa Schwarzbaum's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 69
Highest review score: 100 Big Night
Lowest review score: 0 Valentine's Day
Score distribution:
1979 movie reviews
    • 52 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Doesn't take advantage of its own possibilities, either as a hard-boiled gangland battle or as a soft-boiled, interracial Shakespearean love story.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Broody fun.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    A chaste and tepid remake of a 1950 British comedy.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The storytelling structure is far more interesting than the story itself. And the elegiac pictures of boats and water are, dismayingly, most engrossing of all.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The soft-spoken, impressionistic documentary (with a hypnotic score built from the sounds of construction) climaxes with a six-minute helicopter-cam view of the colossal structure to which these somebodies have been dedicating their sweat, and sometimes their very lives.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    A tuneless variation on the working girl-captivates-Mr. Big formula that has propelled fairy tales as old as Cinderella.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    It's a psychological thriller that actually thrills.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Unfolds with a simplicity that's as breathtaking as its inevitability is harrowing.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Drips along about as slowly as a polar ice cap and leaves both those who know the international thriller on which this creepy-doings-off-the-coast-of-Greenland yarn is based and those who don't out in the cold.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Writer-director Jim Sheridan, co-screenwriter Terry George, and Sheridan's favorite actor (and Oscar winner for My Left Foot) Daniel Day-Lewis reunite in The Boxer with a mellower political message that translates, roughly, into ''Can't we all just get along?''
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    A parable for adults -- particularly men.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The crowd-pleasing comic Euro-drama The Concert is, at its musical center, as full of ripe emotion as Tchaikovsky's Violin Concerto in D Major. It's also as darkly funny as a Slavic farce, a composition of sweet cacophony.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Yet precisely because this is by Roman Polanski, it's irresistible to read his sorrowful and seemingly classical take, from a filmmaker known as much for the schisms in his personal history as for the lurches in his work, as something much more personal and poignant.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 42 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Writer-director Steven Zaillian's version stultifies, especially when compared with Robert Rossen's fiery 1949 Oscar winner. How could such dullness defeat the retelling, when Willie Stark is one of the most vivid characters in 20th-century American popular culture?
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    I Think I Love My Wife has got to be the unlikeliest French New Wave classic ever to be retrofitted by a famous African-American stand-up comedian best known for his stinging social commentary -- at least until Dave Chappelle remakes Jean-Luc Godard's "Breathless" as a hip-hop caper.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Had O. Henry set his stories in China, he might have come up with Happy Times, a comedy for which the adjective ''bittersweet'' could have been invented.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 42 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The movie is rotten the way that only a denatured made-for-export slice of Gallic nostalgia can be.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    What feels enjoyably outré in the 1998 coming-of-age novel by Jonathan Ames (creator of HBO's Bored to Death) feels oppressively outré in this deadened, literal adaptation.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    But where would these lads be without the pop-culture-happy language of Quentin Tarantino to fuel their bull sessions? Nowhere, that's where.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    A sodden drama of filial conflict that dares the audience to confuse the characters with the players. P.T. Barnum couldn't have come up with a better hook, but he would have rewarded his suckers with more ''On Golden Pond'' entertainment bang for their buck.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    A warm embrace of tradition and boisterous, ethnographically rich local culture.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    On the other hand, this proud graduate of the School of Cleary Classics wishes that, like the young heroine herself, Ramona and Beezus dared more often to color outside the lines.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Their message (Cassavetes and screenwriter Jeremy Leven) in My Sister's Keeper? Cancer sucks, but there's always the balm of beach scenes and an emo soundtrack.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    It's no accident that portions of Six Days mildly echo some of Ford's most popular films, from "Raiders of the Lost Ark" to "Working Girl."
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The true pleasures of Bound lie in the Wachowskis' inventive updated take on film noir traditions, sensuously realized by cinematographer Bill Pope ("Clueless").
    • 56 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Never shocks or even offends by ascribing fully adult cruelties and erotic activities to obnoxious kids; such harshness wouldn't flatter a cast this moussed and magazine-layout-ready.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 42 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    I just don't know any chick who will make sense of this flick -- it's that blitheringly out of touch with present psychosexual (never mind feminist) time and space.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The grand old filmmaker frames each scene like a fine painting. And fake snow falls with happy artificiality between rueful vignettes.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 58 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Enough cheery mockery to amuse even non-tokers.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Aware of its own cuteness because the dialogue plays by the rules of meta-entertainment.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Even by Soderbergh's standards of serious playfulness/playful seriousness, Full Frontal is a tricky novelty item: The director himself has variously described it as an ''experiment,'' an ''exercise,'' and a ''sketch.''
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    There's only one Carax, uncompromisingly ambiguous.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Bug
    The enjoyably icky heart of Bug is still contained within the airless, increasingly ''bug-proofed'' room that becomes Agnes and Peter's whole world.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 58 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Chan needs a foil, and Hewitt, while perky, doesn't project nearly enough comedy weight; she's too slight and tailored for his style.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The personalities in this well-drawn family combine to produce subtle new flavors — and in the end, no one is spiced as you’d imagined they’d be.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    So superb, so graceful, so strong -- another beauty in this year of good documentaries -- that I do believe it will influence career choices, sending inspired viewers to study pedagogy, or cinematography.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The London universe Leigh creates (employing his trademark improv techniques to unite his ensemble, many of whom make their film debuts) isn't so much a reality as a hope, and an invitation to find joy and grace in everyday moments.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Between cycles of gunfights and glowering, Yun-Fat displays some of the dignity and suave good looks that account for his star status (without much chance to show his wit).
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Yet another outstanding little movie in the exciting Romanian New Wave.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 42 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    You should hear instead about Sam Elliott and Mary Steenburgen, who whip up cowboy fun as married U.S. marshals assigned to protect the pair in Wyoming.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The number of levels on which these pros trade on their diminished reputations makes the movie an inside joke rather than a funny one. If Spade thinks otherwise, he's nucking futs.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Utterly riveting fictional drama.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 100 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    It's a great, IQ-flattering entertainment both wonderful and wise.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 58 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    There's something already exhausted, however, in the intrusively gauzy, wobbly, blurry, zoomy digital-video look of the piece.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Eventually, the senses jam and a mental lube job is in order.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Re-creating that ensemble buzz and that alcoholically fueled soul scraping is an almost impossible task, but in She’s So Lovely, director Nick Cassavetes, working from an unproduced script by his old man (who died in 1989), gives it a ballsy go.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    It's as if the star (Douglas) finally gets to integrate all his onscreen personas, all at once.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The movie is overplowed, even if Brad Pitt's debut as a Coen comedy player is eye-catching.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Pay attention to the enhanced detail audible in a new six-track sound mix, which may be the most important cleaning job of all; silence and Jerry Goldsmith's score have never twined so hauntingly.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The movie is sometimes profound in its simple, optimistic message of friendship -- and sometimes it's plain simple.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The film excels in small scenes of cannily chosen Indian everydayness.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 67 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    As is so often the case since his "Monty Python" days, Gilliam is best at visual games and weakest at storytelling.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 42 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The result is a stilted culture clash and a lot of monochromatically conflicted facial expressions from Perry before he's thawed by the love of an ethnic woman.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    A genial story of friendship among three young African-American men that gets far on charm even when the cinema technique falters and stalls.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    The balance of inspired idiocy to hackneyed buffoonery is out of whack.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Don’t miss this astonishingly bleak, inventive, funny, sumptuously designed film.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 33 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    This is strictly substandard stuff, with imitative creepy noises, vertiginous camera angles, and long pauses.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    But the notable accomplishment of actress-writer Kasi Lemmons ("The Silence of the Lambs") in her feature directorial debut is in creating a landscape quite beautiful and entirely her own -- a fluid, feminine, African-American, Southern gothic narrative that covers a tremendous amount of emotional territory with the lightest and most graceful of steps.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 83 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    May be the most kick ass demonstration yet, for the majority of American moviegoers, of what the fuss is all about.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    A drama about corruption in the city's transit system that's not only hard boiled but also dipped in egg batter dialogue and deep fried.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Riveting family portrait.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    A wildly romanticized Australian druggie drama.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Perfume misses some of the subtler base notes of Süskind's creepier, more self-aware original, but Whishaw and Tykwer blend the movie into something quite heady in its own bottle.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    A disturbingly avid re-creation of the last six weeks in the life and slow, self-imposed wasting of Irish hunger striker Bobby Sands.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Still, it's refreshing that the animals don't talk.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 33 Lisa Schwarzbaum
    Nobody's got a clue. Enquiring minds don't even want to know.

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