Lisa Alspector
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44% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.3 points lower than other critics.
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Lisa Alspector's Scores
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| Average review score: | 52 | |
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| Highest review score: | Tarzan | |
| Lowest review score: | Bless the Child | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 178 out of 550
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Mixed: 239 out of 550
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Negative: 133 out of 550
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- Lisa Alspector
At its best when it’s least overtly allegorical--and fortunately that’s most of the time.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Unlike the many youth movies that can't overcome their makers' hindsight, this one may actually put you in an adolescent frame of mind.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This 1998 sequel seems almost deliberately designed to disappoint--our enjoyment is supposed to lie in making fun of the obvious red herrings, contrived opportunities to show cleavage, melodramatic dialogue, gullible characters, and inevitable to-be-continued ending.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
If spelling out stereotypes were inherently funny the movie would be a hoot.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Intriguing but poorly executed ideas are the basis of this not entirely unappealing romantic comedy.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The childish humor and sensationalistic effects undercut the movie's philosophical agenda.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A sense of authenticity overshadows any contrivance in this subtly classic drama.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This wonderful 1997 comedy--about an unlikely group of men who are determined to strip to music rather than get day jobs--is genuinely effective at inverting gender stereotypes and other assumptions, and it's not the slightest bit heavy-handed.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Where other King stories and hundreds of other movies simplistically exploit the archetype, this tale intricately relates the actions of its young evildoer to the more abstract forces bearing down on the adults.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The lesson of this barely stylish crime thriller is that a dull story is not improved by withholding information about characters' motives from the audience as long as possible.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The characters have been designed to make fun of themselves, disguising the craft of writer Neil Cuthbert and director Kinka Usher in getting us to laugh at them.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Leaking platitudes and cutesy ambience, this comedy folds a smarmy, social-issue subplot into a Saturday-morning-kids'-show sensibility; it's full of geeky gadgetry, and must've been a lot more fun to make than it is to watch.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's tempting to accuse director and star Kevin Costner of taking the idea of vanity production to a new level in this frontier adventure based on a book by David Brin.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Whether the story's bald ironies are historical cliches or just dramatic ones, they convey only platitudes about gender, sexuality, and power.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Writer-director Deepa Mehta fuses the soap-opera elements of her plot -- which reveals one sexual secret after another of the variously betrayed, selfish, and self-actualizing members of the two couples' New Delhi household--into profound drama.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Michael Tolkin and Bruce Joel Rubin's straightforward script and Mimi Leder's toneless direction make this attempt so boring that the titles counting down the months, weeks, and finally hours to impact are best used to gauge how soon the movie will be over.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A hearty style of self-referential filmmaking that only adds to the persuasiveness of Lillard’s stunning performance.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The end justifies the means as long as everything turns out OK for the not-too-obedient American soldier and everyone else who enjoys Coca-Cola.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Vigilant viewers may spend many of the 101 minutes fixating on tiny holes in the plot, but I was busy being moved by the premise and the filmmakers' confidence in the power of their metaphor: a little boy who's disappointed in the man he grew up to be.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The filmmakers seem to think they can also manipulate us by combining the erotic with the disgusting. And they can--it's a foolproof tactic.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Doesn't try too hard to be anything other than a vicarious experience that makes you crave the satisfaction you know you'll get when the hero gets his revenge.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The luminous images--as much the filmmakers' as the painter's--are occasionally transcendent.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The theories about sexuality and trauma artfully advanced in this previously unreleased 1975 debut of director Catherine Breillat (Romance, Fat Girl) are more nuanced and intuitive than those of most schools of psychology.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The force of the social criticism is diminished by contrivance and the inclusion of peripheral material.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Director Bruce Beresford -- not intending to be funny but succeeding wildly.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Even though I appreciate this movie's craft, I wish I hadn't seen it. It's a heady, progressive -- or perhaps elaborately conservative? -- romance, but it's also a tale of terrible suffering.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Two generic ideas amount to nothing in this theatrical dark comedy about violence and information overload.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A realist mode that strains credibility; it's tenuous and inflexible -- and easily ruptured by the contrived irony in Jimmy McGovern's screenplay.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's a heady mix of the earnest, the grave, and the frivolous. Wizardly director Kevin Reynolds even manages to condense into a single shot, with a wisp of humor, several of the hero’s long years in a dungeon without making them any less grueling.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
In a perfect marriage of player and part, Reese Witherspoon is Elle Woods.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The movie's repeated attempts to combine seriousness and humor as in a blender give it a dysfunctionally earnest tone.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
There's little rapport between Duchovny and Driver after their initial meeting. More exciting and suspenseful is the relationship between Driver's confidant (Hunt) and her husband (James Belushi), who can't seem to get all their kids to go to sleep at the same time.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The coincidences that make the destined lovers' paths cross aren't contrived with much finesse, but the characters get in some decidedly clever lines.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Despite a melodramatic score that at times seems almost facetious, the movie's tone is sober and sincere, its unlikely ending persuasive.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This kind of wheel spinning comes from having the desire to speak but nothing much to say, and Smith, who's made a slight movie about his being a slight filmmaker, seems to know this.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Funny, moving, and insightful look at questions about identity and community.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
As the driven competitor who learns to make hubris work for him, Jared Leto gives a complex performance that suggests a deep, intriguing interior to the character even as he maintains a convincing one-dimensional facade.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This spiritual thriller is too wooden to be taken as seriously as was clearly intended.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This gross sex farce actually has a point, though about half the population won't like what it is.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This thriller largely succeeds in putting quotation marks around its use of genre conventions, mixing subtlety and overkill to create a pensive mood that transcends the plot.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The hinted romance, featuring Aaliyah, makes for some decent drama and some fine comedy.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
One girl's melancholy (beautifully expressed by actress Kerry Washington) is a response to a fractured romance.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A text that provokes thought more than directs it, which should fascinate new and repeat viewers for a long time.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Contrasting the erotic with the disgusting is usually provocative and can be funny, but not in this underdog comedy.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Director Ron Howard's deftness in suggesting the subjective experience of Crowe's character, who's later diagnosed with schizophrenia, makes for inspirational narrative.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This romantic comedy turns stereotypes inside out as the main character, whose sense of commitment is represented by a tattoo on her finger instead of a wedding ring.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The material is powerful--one boxer has been accused of a crime and the trial conflicts with a crucial competition--but much of it feels predigested, the themes inadvertently one-dimensional.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Surprisingly, this didactic and self-consciously clever romantic comedy isn't annoying -- it's refreshing, moving, and at times quite funny.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Largely free of generic horror-movie elements, such as exploitative torture and murder scenes. Those it does contain draw attention to the difference between the conventions of psychological drama and those of pulp horror.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Adam Sandler displays no virtuosity and stirs no pathos in this special-effects comedy.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Full of meaningless tragedies left unjustified by the absurdly optimistic ending .. (an) intolerable story.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The consistency with which the plot turns on characterization instead of contrivance makes this movie better than many of its supposedly grown-up competitors.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The bitterly beautiful black-and-white industrial and residential landscapes reflect the sense of anonymity felt by the characters.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Two obnoxious, swaggering brothers -- whose sexual naivete is supposed to make them endearing as well as pathetic -- find happiness in this more schmaltzy than funny Saturday Night Live spin-off.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
As personal and political agendas mix, with deadly results, director Jim Sheridan parallels the moderated violence of boxing with the unchecked violence of terrorism.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Mostly it's an overearnest examination of emotional and sexual fidelity.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The violence is suggested in a way that's neither overwhelming nor insulting to a child's intelligence as this crafty fairy tale ultimately finds a way for human and vampire characters to live and let live.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Despite the practical nature of the costars' bond, I spent most of the lukewarm actioner wondering when the hell they were going to start kissing.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Luc Besson--and Andrew Birkin wrote the pandering, adolescent screenplay for this pseudosubversive hagiography, and nearly every scene screams out its sensationalist intent, though few actually achieve the status of spectacle.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Set in an expressively underlit environment, this rivetingly moody drama is enhanced by the restrained use of incidental music.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A painstakingly crafted nonrealist story, which doesn't seem to imply anything beyond what it depicts.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Director Ron Howard makes too much of camera and editing tricks, as if momentarily confusing us about where a character is or which character's point of view the movie is taking will somehow deepen the narrative.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This fairly serious meditation on conventionality and monogamy blames his ennui on external forces, remaining adolescent even when it suggests its hero has grown up.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Eventually writer-director M. Night Shyamalan neutralizes Willis's star presence with impressive plotting that's a fine excuse for the powerful atmosphere.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
An effects vehicle disguised as a metaphysical meditation (or a metaphysical meditation disguised as an effects vehicle?), this strikingly unimaginative 1998 movie contains visuals that can barely assert their niftiness amid the vacuous themes.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though the climax of the story is a little forced and sloppy, with both lovers behaving way out of character, this movie is aware enough of the conventions it's using that it's more moving than cloying.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This bleak vision directed by Darren Aronofsky ("Pi") is pointless with good reason.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
As if to justify a serious discussion of this comedy before dissing it, some reviewers have pointed out that it evokes Casablanca. Maybe that's why the plot seems imposed on the characters.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The perfectly acceptable shtick executed by Williams--whose I-know-you-better-than-you-know-yourself seduction techniques ought to make him a hotter leading man--occasionally justifies the relentlessly light tone of this preachy 1998 comedy-drama.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Subplots are woven stealthily into the story, taking the pressure off the central drama, allowing it to be affecting rather than melodramatic, and heightening the atmosphere of the lush Louisiana setting.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Poor execution sometimes points up the difference between the telling of a story and the story itself--in this case, without diminishing the power of the latter.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though I hate to ruin the complex experience of following a rather calm story about a lonely widower as it becomes something else, I feel obliged to point out that the hard-core gore and soft-core surrealism of this baroque morality play may not support any theme.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
There's charm and insight in the candid depictions of the teenagers' sexual experiences and discussions.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Writer-director Aiyana Elliott gives her father his due in this evenhanded yet impassioned documentary.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's easy to suspend disbelief and embrace this historically creative fiction, whose clever relationship to what's known and what's unresolved is part of what makes it so intriguing and so romantic.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
One reason this production-design vehicle is so incredibly boring is that the characters keep having to explain the plot to one another.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Transcendently kitschy, trippingly funny fairy tale, which has a surprising amount of psychological insight and a dance number to die for.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This gross-out action comedy gets good mileage from its high-energy music and World Championship Wrestling characters, and leads David Arquette and Scott Caan are expertly pathetic.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This realist fairy tale of impossible love has a fair amount of nuance and charm.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Not even supercool Robert De Niro can enliven this boring tale about a team of mercenary operatives.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's hard to be diverted by a tale whose emblematic romances and terminal cuteness serve an agenda that seems particularly dated today.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This terrible live-action comedy based on Jay Ward cartoons has its moments and its near misses.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This early-1900s costume drama surely differs from Henry James's source novel.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This grasping comedy targets kids of all ages but will please no one as it exploits exhausted ideas about adolescence.- Chicago Reader
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