Lisa Alspector

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For 550 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lisa Alspector's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 Tarzan
Lowest review score: 0 Bless the Child
Score distribution:
550 movie reviews
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The consistency with which the plot turns on characterization instead of contrivance makes this movie better than many of its supposedly grown-up competitors.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The violence is suggested in a way that's neither overwhelming nor insulting to a child's intelligence as this crafty fairy tale ultimately finds a way for human and vampire characters to live and let live.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    An effects vehicle disguised as a metaphysical meditation (or a metaphysical meditation disguised as an effects vehicle?), this strikingly unimaginative 1998 movie contains visuals that can barely assert their niftiness amid the vacuous themes.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Though the climax of the story is a little forced and sloppy, with both lovers behaving way out of character, this movie is aware enough of the conventions it's using that it's more moving than cloying.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Poor execution sometimes points up the difference between the telling of a story and the story itself--in this case, without diminishing the power of the latter.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    It's hard to be diverted by a tale whose emblematic romances and terminal cuteness serve an agenda that seems particularly dated today.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    All the comedy, tragedy, and various obstacles to romance seem to have been contrived to divert the story from its tendency toward pulp erotica.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This culinary fantasy is mildly inspired.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Though the questionable motives and bad planning of offscreen characters who far outrank Gibson make it difficult to take at face value one soldier's last words -- "I'm glad I could die for my country" -- some viewers will, which may be as the filmmakers intended.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The unusually thoughtful dialogue and soul-searching performances make this romantic drama seem deeper than it is.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The earnestness of some of the drama in the only deceptively unsophisticated narrative may be more shocking than any of the gross-outs.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    But the bland plot involves nested crimes gone awry and a bad car chase or two, and its bulky, styleless exposition is hard to wait out.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Pretty funny caper comedy.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Demands that we see as coincidental if not ironic the ease with which Fraser cuts a rug at a swing club when he's hopelessly naive about everything else that's being revived in the 90s when he emerges.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This atmosphere-heavy drama, with its comfortably quirky characters, elegant performances, and ever shifting tone, is so innocuous it's not worth panning.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Mined for comedy and milked for drama, though what results is diminished by the very framing device contrived to punch it up.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The final image, a minimalist evocation--perhaps a compromise for an unmarketable ending--puts an intriguing spin on everything that's come before it.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    May persuade you to identify not with race-car drivers but with race cars.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Too dry to be very funny and too contrived to be outrageous, this movie has a tone so unusual it almost seems to have none at all.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This brash shocker by John Sayles—who wrote, directed, and edited—is bound to annoy as many people as it intrigues.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Writer-director James Toback must believe his audience is hopelessly prudish if he thinks this pedantic story, which takes place over several hours in a Manhattan loft, is provocative.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Labyrinthine yet oversimple, the story seems to hide a more provocative one. But perhaps this is the nature of the beast.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Strives for comprehensive coverage of its theme of forbidden love.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This limp 1998 comedy tries hard to be both irreverent and ethical by suggesting that deceit motivated by self-interest is OK as long as no one gets hurt.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Time-travel cliches, female characters who exert authority only so we'll laugh at the pussy-whipped males, dialogue that's neither self-mocking nor serious, and an ostentatious though not particularly exciting production design keep the movie from taking off.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The filmmakers have created a pretentious extended "Twilight Zone" episode with obscenely high production values.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This concept comedy-drama would be even better if the intercutting among households had been timed to add dramatic content rather than simply advance the subplots.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This desperately all-ages movie just emphasizes its banality by throwing money and effort into effects and production design at the expense of pacing.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The filmmakers show habitual thriller viewers some respect by condensing the background story into iconic sound and image bites during the opening-credits sequence, suggesting they know we get the drill; this and the other stylish elements make it all the more disappointing that the movie's mediocre.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Denzel Washington is admirable in the role of a dauntless detective investigating murders and metaphysics, but his sincerity can’t carry the outlandish plot—you just wonder what a guy like him is doing in a movie like this.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Insights about romance are enhanced by the novel production design, which includes puppetry, but the story's reflexivity is smug and cloying.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This action comedy transforms LAPD detective Chris Tucker from an intolerably annoying egotist into a practically lovable intolerably annoying egotist.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Nicely toned.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Nothing's wrong with this movie--the hockey footage is exciting, the characters quirky, the subplots idiosyncratic--but nothing's special about it either.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Lightweight slasher.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The idiosyncratic instrumentation and melodies in the score by Angelo Badalamenti ("Blue Velvet") and a masterful opening scene are wasted on this pathetic thriller.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The shtick based on whether other people understand him is subtle enough for 79 minutes.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The movie's strength is in its comedy; a tragic subplot feels merely manipulative.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Unfortunately the allegory tends to overpower the characterizations even as it deepens them.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Big laughs are few and far between in this 1998 movie, which is more successful as motivational anecdote than as comedy.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The new sexism -- the old sexism plus the idea that everything is ironic -- is getting old.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    With minimalist and universal fantasies as their points of departure, the superheroic deeds evolve only incrementally beyond the realistic -- a deeply satisfying process.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Doesn't quite support the weight of its allegory.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    For all the high-tech allusions and middle-tech illusions, the movie--the 23rd in an immortal series--draws its power from its grittiness and unresolved allegory.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Mild gross-out comedy integrates a non sequitur -- a running joke made by a sidekick -- into the plot, providing some payoff.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    All this is accompanied by a too-emphatic pop sound track that turns almost every scene into a bad music video.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    It's a pleasing but shallow hodgepodge.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Shows her transition to sobriety as many ensemble stories do--mainly through the development of other characters, the quirkier the better.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Demands to be treated with conviction as parody if not as science fiction.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This mild thriller's consistently dark atmosphere makes the scene-of-the-crime tableaux...transcend exploitation and even suggest a kind of feminist odyssey.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The twists and revelations of this rigorous noir reduce it to canned psychodrama.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    An open-mindedness in the plotting of this romantic comedy set on Ireland's Donegal coast adds a couple of mild surprises to the story.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Disturbing--if less sophisticated than the best SF (science fiction)-horror TV.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The script, which infantilizes one of the older siblings as much as the father does, undermines its own admonitions against parents and adult children meddling in one another's lives.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The lawyer is marvelously played by Evelina Fernandez, who wrote the screenplay based on her play.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Because so many female characters spend so much time trying to seduce Harrelson (usually successfully), the notion that multiplicity enhances intrigue is pretty worn out by the time any duplicity is revealed.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    I never thought I'd see a slapstick animal action movie about the beauty of interracial relationships and nonmarital sex, but that's what this is, and kids seem to love it.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Takes too long to get its themes and characters out on the field.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Has the enthusiasm and naivete of a first feature.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The Griswolds, headed by Chevy Chase, are taking what could be one of their last family vacations.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Not unlike "Eyes Wide Shut," this is an eerily earnest contemplation of fidelity, and it's pitched as farce.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    DeVito's low-key midlife crisis is consistently moving, but Spacey, saddled with the role of provocateur, is demonically boring.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    It's a bitter story played for humor, in which a callous character is never quite allowed to see herself as such.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The feminist veneer is the most deeply disturbing part of this callow thriller, whose fetishizing of a dead woman's body (and a live woman's sexual behavior) is far more questionable than anything even "The Silence of the Lambs" has been accused of.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Antonio Banderas signs up for charisma lessons from Anthony Hopkins -- but they just don't take.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The makers of this eclectically animated adventure, a follow-up to "The Rugrats Movie," know their audience, though all the "Godfather" references will be thoroughly puzzling to at least half of it.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This underdog comedy and its title character have considerable charm.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Arch yet earnest.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    A series of stunts with bears and lots of stage fighting involving characters who are unambiguously good or evil.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Its charm and humor will be overshadowed for some by the exploitation of gay stereotypes--which is ironic, since their arch usage ultimately allows the movie to be progressive, if only slightly.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The narrative emphasizes coincidences, but they're nicely understated. If it didn't seem gimmicky and self-indulgent...the movie might be more affecting.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Stylishly realized, but its striking cinematography, nontraditional editing, and consistently reflexive use of genre conceits add up as methodically as a math problem.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Slower, more earnest, and not as gory.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The ingenious if erratic slickness is disorienting and makes the movie more like drama than journalism.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Pales in comparison to the controversial "Life Is Beautiful"--a more provocative fiction, if only because it's even less realist.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This watchable 1998 psychothriller deflects its cliches with canted angles, metonymic cropping, and a creeping pace, making it as much a parsing of "Twilight Zone"-brand irony as an example of it.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Self-congratulatory feature, which artificially exalts the character--a classic saint with clay feet--by casting a grande dame and by reducing her motives to facile psychodrama
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The gangster-movie plot, themes, and allusions aren't nearly as intriguing as the earnestly kitschy black-and-white wide-screen images or the mesmerizing, minimalist sound effects.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Has an adolescent energy and a tempered sexuality.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Elmo's obsessive reaction is never examined, compromising the ability of this rambling minor spectacle to put across its obvious lesson about sharing.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The filmmakers realize that playing baseball isn't nearly enough to fix what's wrong in these kids' lives, which might have made a more provocative ending than what follows.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    If spelling out stereotypes were inherently funny the movie would be a hoot.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The childish humor and sensationalistic effects undercut the movie's philosophical agenda.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Leaking platitudes and cutesy ambience, this comedy folds a smarmy, social-issue subplot into a Saturday-morning-kids'-show sensibility; it's full of geeky gadgetry, and must've been a lot more fun to make than it is to watch.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Sometimes come together exquisitely.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Nobody ever shuts up in this schmaltzy, mannered drama.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Two obnoxious, swaggering brothers -- whose sexual naivete is supposed to make them endearing as well as pathetic -- find happiness in this more schmaltzy than funny Saturday Night Live spin-off.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Director Ron Howard makes too much of camera and editing tricks, as if momentarily confusing us about where a character is or which character's point of view the movie is taking will somehow deepen the narrative.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The perfectly acceptable shtick executed by Williams--whose I-know-you-better-than-you-know-yourself seduction techniques ought to make him a hotter leading man--occasionally justifies the relentlessly light tone of this preachy 1998 comedy-drama.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The plot keeps switching tracks.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Not even supercool Robert De Niro can enliven this boring tale about a team of mercenary operatives.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Told from too many perspectives, the narrative puts suspense above substance, and its social consciousness seems contrived.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Writer Philip Stark ("That '70s Show") and director Danny Leiner ("Freaks and Geeks") apply mature comic instincts to an adolescent genre.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The best short on this program of five is Bradley Rust Gray's 18-minute "Hitch."
    • 21 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Sweetly mediocre.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Sappy.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Its blurring of the line between parody and exploitation only makes it totally innocuous.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    This serious if assaultively stylish meditation on faith uses traditional elements of religion-based horror in a way that's more innocent than calculating.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Instead of a credible main character this 1999 button pusher has lots of showy cinematography and generic dread.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The comic timing and Gibson's mugging are skillful, but the movie fulfills expectations of plot twists and ironic atmosphere only after having made clear that it won't be offering much else.

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