Lisa Alspector

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For 550 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lisa Alspector's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 Tarzan
Lowest review score: 0 Bless the Child
Score distribution:
550 movie reviews
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    All the comedy, tragedy, and various obstacles to romance seem to have been contrived to divert the story from its tendency toward pulp erotica.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Told from too many perspectives, the narrative puts suspense above substance, and its social consciousness seems contrived.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This culinary fantasy is mildly inspired.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Writer Philip Stark ("That '70s Show") and director Danny Leiner ("Freaks and Geeks") apply mature comic instincts to an adolescent genre.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    The tone -- a combination of earnestness and gallows humor -- is strangely appropriate.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    This engrossing animated thriller (2000) somehow displays realist gore, nudity, and sexual violence in a tone not too far from that of a children’s adventure; its innocence stems in part from the convincing naivete of the heroine.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Though the questionable motives and bad planning of offscreen characters who far outrank Gibson make it difficult to take at face value one soldier's last words -- "I'm glad I could die for my country" -- some viewers will, which may be as the filmmakers intended.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The unusually thoughtful dialogue and soul-searching performances make this romantic drama seem deeper than it is.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The best short on this program of five is Bradley Rust Gray's 18-minute "Hitch."
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    In this inept thriller...the script is a coloring book, and the director's careful to stay within the lines.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    The lush, emotional scenes are enhanced by the sound track.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    The wavering style and tone fragment the movie, undermining both characters' development, though each retains her power as a symbol.
    • 13 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The earnestness of some of the drama in the only deceptively unsophisticated narrative may be more shocking than any of the gross-outs.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    Dizdar inventively examines bigotry, combining daring humor and hyperbole, dark realism and shining idealism.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Deftly realist character study.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 90 Lisa Alspector
    It's scary and hilarious, with a magical, nonrealist tone, and it emphasizes physical comedy as much as disturbing, beautifully integrated metaphors.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 90 Lisa Alspector
    A movie whose story may be even more innovative than the superreal solidity of the animated characters.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    Though it isn't so much funny as clever, the parody will hopefully discourage some aspiring teen-movie makers from doing the same old thing.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Grossly unimaginative.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Drew Barrymore's virtuoso performance smooths over the plot holes.
    • 7 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    First-time directors Scott Alexander and Larry Karaszewski must have written the script for this comedy when they were about 12--and not changed a word.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    People frequently cover the camera lens with their hands or refer to the "documentary" being filmed, as if to assure us that what we're seeing is real.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    Scenes of ingenious slapstick violence.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 0 Lisa Alspector
    This derivative concept movie is tiresomely slick as well as shamefully sloppy, and someone should issue a restraining order requiring writer-director Darren Stein to stay at least 100 yards away from irony.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The shticky dialogue undercuts the solid genre plotting, which undercuts the humor.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Too much plot and too much faith in special effects and adolescent humor doom this "Babe" wannabe.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    But the bland plot involves nested crimes gone awry and a bad car chase or two, and its bulky, styleless exposition is hard to wait out.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Pretty funny caper comedy.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Sweetly mediocre.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Movies about the trajectory from outsider to insider in LA social and professional circles--the two always seem inextricably linked--are a dime a dozen, but this one is fresh, thanks to a script by lead actor Jon Favreau that lets us know Mike knows he resembles a character in a movie even if he doesn't know he is one.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Demands that we see as coincidental if not ironic the ease with which Fraser cuts a rug at a swing club when he's hopelessly naive about everything else that's being revived in the 90s when he emerges.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    Director Simon West hits just the right note between self-conscious silliness and real dramatic intensity in this 1997 action thriller, which uses typecast actors to make the characters' one-liners and predictable behavior resonate.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    In nearly every scene of her dangerously underwritten role, Diaz has a mouthful of cliches.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This atmosphere-heavy drama, with its comfortably quirky characters, elegant performances, and ever shifting tone, is so innocuous it's not worth panning.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    A euphemism for the right of anyone to make movies just as awful as those of big studios.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Doesn't do much with its pseudosavvy characters.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    The vicarious catharsis offered by this adaptation of Anna Quindlen's novel is as efficient as that of any family-affected-by-illness drama.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    The coincidences that bring some characters together and keep others apart in this romantic comedy are plotted with musical grace.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    The insultingly trendy post-postmodern tale rationalizes its own product placement by using overkill.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    It makes me sick all over again just describing this--the most affecting scene in a sluggish would-be comedy that reflects the dubious state of the art of fat male comedians exploiting themselves in 1997, the year its star died.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    A sparing use of exterior shots during the mesmerizing buildup to the match heightens their impact, while invasively tight close-ups put the actors to the test.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    With its persuasive special effects, gentle pace, and more expressionistic than surreal production design, this serious yet far from ponderous drama is something of a marvel.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Writer Kevin Williamson, who's also responsible for the overrated "Scream," sets cleverness above emotional impact in a poorly conceived 1997 thriller with plenty of empty references.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Mined for comedy and milked for drama, though what results is diminished by the very framing device contrived to punch it up.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Lisa Alspector
    Sumptuously hued in its emotional and visual tones, this drama is also a fairy tale, its plot contrivances beautifully justified by its minimalism.
    • Chicago Reader
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    In a lumbering way, this depressing feel-good drama about the impact of cancer on two children, their divorced parents, and the father's girlfriend offers some useful insights into how feelings of jealousy and betrayal can limit the potential of family relationships.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    A hallucination sequence and a scene set in a Vegas nightclub are so engrossing you forget they're animated; even the showiest techniques don't detract from the story.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    At first Costner seems to distrust the hokey character he plays, but his performance and the movie's slanted humor, rash melodrama, and ludicrous action soon become riveting.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    The most subtly revolting aspect of the movie is how it manages to exploit violence for cheap thrills, in part by equating submission with love.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Sappy.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    Formula thriller that exploits homosexuality better than murder-mystery clues.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    The precredits sequence is exciting--it's the only part of the movie that even begins to use the idea of the vulnerability of a horror-movie audience reflexively. The rest of the story is a straightforward narrative that's threatening only to the ingenues in the cast.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Its blurring of the line between parody and exploitation only makes it totally innocuous.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Wastes most of its 110 minutes making impotent jokes about male sexual behavior and the repugnance of old women.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    The final image, a minimalist evocation--perhaps a compromise for an unmarketable ending--puts an intriguing spin on everything that's come before it.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 90 Lisa Alspector
    This is the scariest movie I've ever seen.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    This serious if assaultively stylish meditation on faith uses traditional elements of religion-based horror in a way that's more innocent than calculating.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    But Peter Hyams, who's both director and director of photography, forces us to constantly strain to see what isn't there, until ultimately the screen explodes in welcome light, a cathartic finale in broad visceral terms even if the drama hasn't inspired much emotion.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    This movie's story must have been computer generated along with its animation.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    This insufferable romance-adventure includes vague comedy as well as unintentional humor, and its target audience seems to be preadolescents who won't notice the calculated enthusiasm with which it sidesteps sexuality.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    Quaid's buoyant earnestness complements the stunning, low-key performance by Caviezel, whose close-ups give new meaning to the idea that still waters run deep.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    This multigenre parody is excruciatingly slow and unamusing; a go-go dancer in the opening and closing credits does as much in a few minutes to shake up our perspective on a bygone aesthetic as the entire narrative in between.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    It's doubtful that the haste with which two actors of the same sex break away from a kiss in this comedy was in the script, but otherwise everybody stays in character, which is impressive given the manic range of some of the roles and the comic monotony of others.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    The dialogue reproduces infantile idiom even as it parodies the baby talk of adults, and a touching, didactic scene involving a baby blanket that’s become the object of sibling rivalry may appeal to a broad age range: it’s as strikingly elegant as it is obvious in its use of metaphor.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Lisa Alspector
    Full of adventure, spectacle, light romance, and the kind of suspense that doesn't require an unpredictable outcome to make your spine tingle.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    A delicate balance of fantasy and realism, caricature and character study that isn't driven primarily by its plot or even the development of its protagonist.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    At a relaxed pace, accompanied by restrained pop music.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Powerful, funny romantic drama.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    More of the abundant sight gags and slips of the tongue originate in bathrooms and bedrooms than are actually set there.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    Jensen's use of the conventions of documentary making -- and his undermining of them in ways both bold and subtle -- seems too canny and consistent for the form. Yet the harder I try to decide whether this is a documentary or a parody, the more I wonder why it matters.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Persuasive stylized drama.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 10 Lisa Alspector
    Corky never becomes sympathetic, and without this fundamental irony the movie doesn't have a leg to stand on.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    May persuade you to identify not with race-car drivers but with race cars.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    Includes extensive performance footage but never drags, and it isn't exposé or self-mockery.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    Mesmerizing dark fable, which also contains moments of comedy and action that don't disrupt its oddly earnest tone
    • 57 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Unlike Michael Jordan, this 45-minute large-format movie demonstrates mostly unrealized potential.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    Impressively nuanced.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    Provides glorious escapism without asking you to turn your brain off.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Too dry to be very funny and too contrived to be outrageous, this movie has a tone so unusual it almost seems to have none at all.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    A black waitress and a white corrections officer in rural Georgia experience more misery in the first hour of this movie than some people do in a lifetime, and to its credit the drama doesn’t collapse under the weight.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    This insidiously complex satire is filled with apparent digressions, and our complete identification with the man occurs so gradually that it's impossible to pinpoint just when our previous disdain becomes a position of relative comfort.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    Sandler is disarming and compelling as Sonny.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    As a ditz who's just smart enough to know something isn't right, Lyonne blends hyperbole and sincerity in perfect proportions.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    Initially tolerable but increasingly stupid thriller.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    The deliberately obvious equating of knife throwing with sex would be funnier if it weren't so serious, and the undercut eroticism is part of what makes the movie themeless, merely a conceptual exercise.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    This brash shocker by John Sayles—who wrote, directed, and edited—is bound to annoy as many people as it intrigues.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Instead of a credible main character this 1999 button pusher has lots of showy cinematography and generic dread.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 90 Lisa Alspector
    It may not be “The Bridges of Madison County,” but the latest Kevin Costner romance is nearly as good as they get.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    The comic timing and Gibson's mugging are skillful, but the movie fulfills expectations of plot twists and ironic atmosphere only after having made clear that it won't be offering much else.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Writer-director James Toback must believe his audience is hopelessly prudish if he thinks this pedantic story, which takes place over several hours in a Manhattan loft, is provocative.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Lisa Alspector
    The movie, which leans too heavily on the metaphorical value of the two historic events, dives from heady romance into heavy moralizing.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Lisa Alspector
    The message must have got lost somewhere in the plot twists of this would-be topical thriller about the power of hearsay on a college campus.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Lisa Alspector
    Almost cagily creating understated drama from high-stakes reality.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Jas lots of action, drama, comedy, and corn -- and few pauses, which is striking.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 20 Lisa Alspector
    Wolfgang Petersen and writer Andrew Marlowe, apparently afraid to really make fun of any American icons, challenge us to take the story straight no matter what, but the only thing this ponderous movie has going for it is its unintentional humor.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    The narrative--a complex structure of flashbacks and shifts in perspective that's part inspirational story, part courtroom drama, part character study, part exposé--never makes it seem that history is being oversimplified.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Lisa Alspector
    Improves as it unfolds.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Lisa Alspector
    The blend of animation techniques somehow demonstrates mastery modestly, while the special effects are nothing short of magnificent.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Lisa Alspector
    Labyrinthine yet oversimple, the story seems to hide a more provocative one. But perhaps this is the nature of the beast.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Lisa Alspector
    Big, schmaltzy melodrama with mini melodramas.

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