Lisa Alspector
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44% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.3 points lower than other critics.
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Lisa Alspector's Scores
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| Average review score: | 52 | |
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| Highest review score: | Tarzan | |
| Lowest review score: | Bless the Child | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 178 out of 550
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Mixed: 239 out of 550
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Negative: 133 out of 550
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- Lisa Alspector
If spelling out stereotypes were inherently funny the movie would be a hoot.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The childish humor and sensationalistic effects undercut the movie's philosophical agenda.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The lesson of this barely stylish crime thriller is that a dull story is not improved by withholding information about characters' motives from the audience as long as possible.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Leaking platitudes and cutesy ambience, this comedy folds a smarmy, social-issue subplot into a Saturday-morning-kids'-show sensibility; it's full of geeky gadgetry, and must've been a lot more fun to make than it is to watch.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's tempting to accuse director and star Kevin Costner of taking the idea of vanity production to a new level in this frontier adventure based on a book by David Brin.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Whether the story's bald ironies are historical cliches or just dramatic ones, they convey only platitudes about gender, sexuality, and power.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Vigilant viewers may spend many of the 101 minutes fixating on tiny holes in the plot, but I was busy being moved by the premise and the filmmakers' confidence in the power of their metaphor: a little boy who's disappointed in the man he grew up to be.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The filmmakers seem to think they can also manipulate us by combining the erotic with the disgusting. And they can--it's a foolproof tactic.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The force of the social criticism is diminished by contrivance and the inclusion of peripheral material.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Even though I appreciate this movie's craft, I wish I hadn't seen it. It's a heady, progressive -- or perhaps elaborately conservative? -- romance, but it's also a tale of terrible suffering.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A realist mode that strains credibility; it's tenuous and inflexible -- and easily ruptured by the contrived irony in Jimmy McGovern's screenplay.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
There's little rapport between Duchovny and Driver after their initial meeting. More exciting and suspenseful is the relationship between Driver's confidant (Hunt) and her husband (James Belushi), who can't seem to get all their kids to go to sleep at the same time.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The coincidences that make the destined lovers' paths cross aren't contrived with much finesse, but the characters get in some decidedly clever lines.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
As the driven competitor who learns to make hubris work for him, Jared Leto gives a complex performance that suggests a deep, intriguing interior to the character even as he maintains a convincing one-dimensional facade.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This spiritual thriller is too wooden to be taken as seriously as was clearly intended.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This thriller largely succeeds in putting quotation marks around its use of genre conventions, mixing subtlety and overkill to create a pensive mood that transcends the plot.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The hinted romance, featuring Aaliyah, makes for some decent drama and some fine comedy.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This romantic comedy turns stereotypes inside out as the main character, whose sense of commitment is represented by a tattoo on her finger instead of a wedding ring.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The material is powerful--one boxer has been accused of a crime and the trial conflicts with a crucial competition--but much of it feels predigested, the themes inadvertently one-dimensional.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The consistency with which the plot turns on characterization instead of contrivance makes this movie better than many of its supposedly grown-up competitors.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Two obnoxious, swaggering brothers -- whose sexual naivete is supposed to make them endearing as well as pathetic -- find happiness in this more schmaltzy than funny Saturday Night Live spin-off.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
As personal and political agendas mix, with deadly results, director Jim Sheridan parallels the moderated violence of boxing with the unchecked violence of terrorism.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The violence is suggested in a way that's neither overwhelming nor insulting to a child's intelligence as this crafty fairy tale ultimately finds a way for human and vampire characters to live and let live.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Despite the practical nature of the costars' bond, I spent most of the lukewarm actioner wondering when the hell they were going to start kissing.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Luc Besson--and Andrew Birkin wrote the pandering, adolescent screenplay for this pseudosubversive hagiography, and nearly every scene screams out its sensationalist intent, though few actually achieve the status of spectacle.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Director Ron Howard makes too much of camera and editing tricks, as if momentarily confusing us about where a character is or which character's point of view the movie is taking will somehow deepen the narrative.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This fairly serious meditation on conventionality and monogamy blames his ennui on external forces, remaining adolescent even when it suggests its hero has grown up.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
An effects vehicle disguised as a metaphysical meditation (or a metaphysical meditation disguised as an effects vehicle?), this strikingly unimaginative 1998 movie contains visuals that can barely assert their niftiness amid the vacuous themes.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though the climax of the story is a little forced and sloppy, with both lovers behaving way out of character, this movie is aware enough of the conventions it's using that it's more moving than cloying.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The perfectly acceptable shtick executed by Williams--whose I-know-you-better-than-you-know-yourself seduction techniques ought to make him a hotter leading man--occasionally justifies the relentlessly light tone of this preachy 1998 comedy-drama.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Poor execution sometimes points up the difference between the telling of a story and the story itself--in this case, without diminishing the power of the latter.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though I hate to ruin the complex experience of following a rather calm story about a lonely widower as it becomes something else, I feel obliged to point out that the hard-core gore and soft-core surrealism of this baroque morality play may not support any theme.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Writer-director Aiyana Elliott gives her father his due in this evenhanded yet impassioned documentary.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This realist fairy tale of impossible love has a fair amount of nuance and charm.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Not even supercool Robert De Niro can enliven this boring tale about a team of mercenary operatives.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's hard to be diverted by a tale whose emblematic romances and terminal cuteness serve an agenda that seems particularly dated today.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This early-1900s costume drama surely differs from Henry James's source novel.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
All the comedy, tragedy, and various obstacles to romance seem to have been contrived to divert the story from its tendency toward pulp erotica.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Told from too many perspectives, the narrative puts suspense above substance, and its social consciousness seems contrived.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Writer Philip Stark ("That '70s Show") and director Danny Leiner ("Freaks and Geeks") apply mature comic instincts to an adolescent genre.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This engrossing animated thriller (2000) somehow displays realist gore, nudity, and sexual violence in a tone not too far from that of a children’s adventure; its innocence stems in part from the convincing naivete of the heroine.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though the questionable motives and bad planning of offscreen characters who far outrank Gibson make it difficult to take at face value one soldier's last words -- "I'm glad I could die for my country" -- some viewers will, which may be as the filmmakers intended.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The unusually thoughtful dialogue and soul-searching performances make this romantic drama seem deeper than it is.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The best short on this program of five is Bradley Rust Gray's 18-minute "Hitch."- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The earnestness of some of the drama in the only deceptively unsophisticated narrative may be more shocking than any of the gross-outs.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though it isn't so much funny as clever, the parody will hopefully discourage some aspiring teen-movie makers from doing the same old thing.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
But the bland plot involves nested crimes gone awry and a bad car chase or two, and its bulky, styleless exposition is hard to wait out.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Demands that we see as coincidental if not ironic the ease with which Fraser cuts a rug at a swing club when he's hopelessly naive about everything else that's being revived in the 90s when he emerges.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This atmosphere-heavy drama, with its comfortably quirky characters, elegant performances, and ever shifting tone, is so innocuous it's not worth panning.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The vicarious catharsis offered by this adaptation of Anna Quindlen's novel is as efficient as that of any family-affected-by-illness drama.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Mined for comedy and milked for drama, though what results is diminished by the very framing device contrived to punch it up.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
In a lumbering way, this depressing feel-good drama about the impact of cancer on two children, their divorced parents, and the father's girlfriend offers some useful insights into how feelings of jealousy and betrayal can limit the potential of family relationships.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The precredits sequence is exciting--it's the only part of the movie that even begins to use the idea of the vulnerability of a horror-movie audience reflexively. The rest of the story is a straightforward narrative that's threatening only to the ingenues in the cast.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Its blurring of the line between parody and exploitation only makes it totally innocuous.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The final image, a minimalist evocation--perhaps a compromise for an unmarketable ending--puts an intriguing spin on everything that's come before it.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This serious if assaultively stylish meditation on faith uses traditional elements of religion-based horror in a way that's more innocent than calculating.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's doubtful that the haste with which two actors of the same sex break away from a kiss in this comedy was in the script, but otherwise everybody stays in character, which is impressive given the manic range of some of the roles and the comic monotony of others.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Includes extensive performance footage but never drags, and it isn't exposé or self-mockery.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Too dry to be very funny and too contrived to be outrageous, this movie has a tone so unusual it almost seems to have none at all.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This insidiously complex satire is filled with apparent digressions, and our complete identification with the man occurs so gradually that it's impossible to pinpoint just when our previous disdain becomes a position of relative comfort.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The deliberately obvious equating of knife throwing with sex would be funnier if it weren't so serious, and the undercut eroticism is part of what makes the movie themeless, merely a conceptual exercise.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This brash shocker by John Sayles—who wrote, directed, and edited—is bound to annoy as many people as it intrigues.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Instead of a credible main character this 1999 button pusher has lots of showy cinematography and generic dread.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The comic timing and Gibson's mugging are skillful, but the movie fulfills expectations of plot twists and ironic atmosphere only after having made clear that it won't be offering much else.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Writer-director James Toback must believe his audience is hopelessly prudish if he thinks this pedantic story, which takes place over several hours in a Manhattan loft, is provocative.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The movie, which leans too heavily on the metaphorical value of the two historic events, dives from heady romance into heavy moralizing.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Labyrinthine yet oversimple, the story seems to hide a more provocative one. But perhaps this is the nature of the beast.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Bruce Willis's marvelous performance as a contract killer only makes everything else about this comedy seem more pathetic.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The plot is more convenient than intriguing, the characters more cartoonish than iconic--especially the heroine, who grapples with feminism in a way that should have been fascinating.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The more pathetic the role, the more evident Robin Williams's conscientiousness--but his professionalism doesn't make this fantasy worthwhile.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Time and space are condensed by means both elegant and crafty, and rarely are any of the characters made to be more--or less--than allegorical.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Strives for comprehensive coverage of its theme of forbidden love.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This limp 1998 comedy tries hard to be both irreverent and ethical by suggesting that deceit motivated by self-interest is OK as long as no one gets hurt.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
All the movie's free-form horror phenomena might have been more interesting if the plot didn't keep insisting on a systematic explanation for them.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Time-travel cliches, female characters who exert authority only so we'll laugh at the pussy-whipped males, dialogue that's neither self-mocking nor serious, and an ostentatious though not particularly exciting production design keep the movie from taking off.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The filmmakers have created a pretentious extended "Twilight Zone" episode with obscenely high production values.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This concept comedy-drama would be even better if the intercutting among households had been timed to add dramatic content rather than simply advance the subplots.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Against the lush backdrop of the Andes, Crowe and Caruso define on-screen cool: good guys in a match of wits and firepower who even talk about their emotions.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The scenes set on earth--messy, predictable satire about the commercial exploitation of fevered genius. The unconscious/underworld scenes may be boring because neosurrealism is a cliche.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The contrast between Tucker's motormouth and Chan's man of few words should be funnier, but the plot -- which is cliched without quite becoming self-reflexive -- and the uneven pace dampen most of their moments.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The draggy narrative of this 1997 comedy is tough to sit through--there are even several overproduced musical numbers--but it does have an intriguing subversive element that I don't want to give away.- Chicago Reader
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