Lisa Alspector
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44% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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54% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.3 points lower than other critics.
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Lisa Alspector's Scores
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| Average review score: | 52 | |
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| Highest review score: | Tarzan | |
| Lowest review score: | Bless the Child | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 178 out of 550
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Mixed: 239 out of 550
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Negative: 133 out of 550
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- Lisa Alspector
Whether the story's bald ironies are historical cliches or just dramatic ones, they convey only platitudes about gender, sexuality, and power.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Vigilant viewers may spend many of the 101 minutes fixating on tiny holes in the plot, but I was busy being moved by the premise and the filmmakers' confidence in the power of their metaphor: a little boy who's disappointed in the man he grew up to be.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Even though I appreciate this movie's craft, I wish I hadn't seen it. It's a heady, progressive -- or perhaps elaborately conservative? -- romance, but it's also a tale of terrible suffering.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A realist mode that strains credibility; it's tenuous and inflexible -- and easily ruptured by the contrived irony in Jimmy McGovern's screenplay.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
There's little rapport between Duchovny and Driver after their initial meeting. More exciting and suspenseful is the relationship between Driver's confidant (Hunt) and her husband (James Belushi), who can't seem to get all their kids to go to sleep at the same time.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
As the driven competitor who learns to make hubris work for him, Jared Leto gives a complex performance that suggests a deep, intriguing interior to the character even as he maintains a convincing one-dimensional facade.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The hinted romance, featuring Aaliyah, makes for some decent drama and some fine comedy.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The material is powerful--one boxer has been accused of a crime and the trial conflicts with a crucial competition--but much of it feels predigested, the themes inadvertently one-dimensional.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
As personal and political agendas mix, with deadly results, director Jim Sheridan parallels the moderated violence of boxing with the unchecked violence of terrorism.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Despite the practical nature of the costars' bond, I spent most of the lukewarm actioner wondering when the hell they were going to start kissing.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Luc Besson--and Andrew Birkin wrote the pandering, adolescent screenplay for this pseudosubversive hagiography, and nearly every scene screams out its sensationalist intent, though few actually achieve the status of spectacle.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This fairly serious meditation on conventionality and monogamy blames his ennui on external forces, remaining adolescent even when it suggests its hero has grown up.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though I hate to ruin the complex experience of following a rather calm story about a lonely widower as it becomes something else, I feel obliged to point out that the hard-core gore and soft-core surrealism of this baroque morality play may not support any theme.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Writer-director Aiyana Elliott gives her father his due in this evenhanded yet impassioned documentary.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This realist fairy tale of impossible love has a fair amount of nuance and charm.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This early-1900s costume drama surely differs from Henry James's source novel.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This engrossing animated thriller (2000) somehow displays realist gore, nudity, and sexual violence in a tone not too far from that of a children’s adventure; its innocence stems in part from the convincing naivete of the heroine.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though it isn't so much funny as clever, the parody will hopefully discourage some aspiring teen-movie makers from doing the same old thing.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The vicarious catharsis offered by this adaptation of Anna Quindlen's novel is as efficient as that of any family-affected-by-illness drama.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
In a lumbering way, this depressing feel-good drama about the impact of cancer on two children, their divorced parents, and the father's girlfriend offers some useful insights into how feelings of jealousy and betrayal can limit the potential of family relationships.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The precredits sequence is exciting--it's the only part of the movie that even begins to use the idea of the vulnerability of a horror-movie audience reflexively. The rest of the story is a straightforward narrative that's threatening only to the ingenues in the cast.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's doubtful that the haste with which two actors of the same sex break away from a kiss in this comedy was in the script, but otherwise everybody stays in character, which is impressive given the manic range of some of the roles and the comic monotony of others.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Includes extensive performance footage but never drags, and it isn't exposé or self-mockery.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This insidiously complex satire is filled with apparent digressions, and our complete identification with the man occurs so gradually that it's impossible to pinpoint just when our previous disdain becomes a position of relative comfort.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The deliberately obvious equating of knife throwing with sex would be funnier if it weren't so serious, and the undercut eroticism is part of what makes the movie themeless, merely a conceptual exercise.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The movie, which leans too heavily on the metaphorical value of the two historic events, dives from heady romance into heavy moralizing.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Against the lush backdrop of the Andes, Crowe and Caruso define on-screen cool: good guys in a match of wits and firepower who even talk about their emotions.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The contrast between Tucker's motormouth and Chan's man of few words should be funnier, but the plot -- which is cliched without quite becoming self-reflexive -- and the uneven pace dampen most of their moments.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Many of the gags rely on the incongruity of Grant's nervous, cultured character posing as an Italian-American stereotype, but they're subverted by his earnest relationship with his fiancee, whose affection hardly seems worth the trouble.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Lots of men cry lots of tears in this supremely self-indulgent, supremely moving documentary about making a documentary.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though it strives for broad humor, pushing cuteness and light irony, this bland 1998 movie isn't exactly a comedy.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A businessman is visited by an otherworldly presence who has the nerve to fall in love with his daughter in this savory, extralong feature, whose obvious plotlines unfold with an almost painful slowness that somehow makes them deeper.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The payoff matters at least as much as the setup, and this story's secret is way too easy to guess.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This 'heartwarming' thriller refuses to distinguish realism from stylization, and much of the plot is a twisted mess of repetition and unpersuasive motivation.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though there's a crime to be solved, a romance to go awry, and lots of trooper-police politics to elaborate on, the strangely drawn out pacing somehow feels fresh rather than oppressive.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Its depiction of teenage behavior appears calculated to seem irreverent while satisfying expectations.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Even as you're wincing at what you thought was misguided earnestness, it's being subverted by filmmakers who've turned many of the genre's weaknesses into tiny triumphs.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Sex and JFK's assassination are intertwined in this puerile, pseudodark story about a wacky family--an adaptation of Wendy MacLeod's play that uses the medium of cinema mainly to exploit archival footage.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Danny Glover and Mel Gibson make a gently contrasted (and nicely self-reflexive) odd couple in this action-comedy sequel.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Instructive comedy, which is marvelously neutral toward a type of sexual and domestic relationship that's often exploited or overblown.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The running joke about coffee enemas will date this innocuous, crowd-pleasing adventure comedy.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
There's tenderness, humor, a gratuitous body double, and splashy lighting in this ho-hum action drama, which takes itself at times too seriously and at other times not seriously enough.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Much of the three-hour movie takes place in the prison, but the resonant characterization, expansive plotting, and judicious use of exterior locations and flashbacks remove any sense of claustrophobia or sluggishness.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This bright noir, with gleaming cinematography by Jeffrey Jur, is as single-minded as a short story, but the premise is almost too clever.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's hard to tell whether these characters are meant to seem as staunchly symbolic as they do when they deliver some of the back-story-heavy dialogue.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
As an undiscovered beauty who frequents open-stage night at the local performance-art club, her rack hidden under paint-spattered overalls, her chiseled face obscured by glasses, Rachael Leigh Cook is charming and sincere, and ultimately so is Prinze, whose character's realization that he's not as shallow as he'd thought is convincing.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
There are moments of high hilarity in the slapstick that results when the characters attempt to minimize mucus-membrane contact during sex.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A standard mix of performances, interviews, and gimmickry -- the image and sound sometimes loop or jump in a tiresomely literal attempt to translate the techniques of scratching and "beat juggling" into cinema.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Beautifully regenerates the Jay Ward TV show its characters were based on.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This gently satirical farce is atmospheric when dabbling in religion--the chef turns to spiritual magic to defuse her passion for her husband--and moving during her heart-to-hearts with her friend.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The connection between his boasting about killing and killing so he can boast about it -- is made beautifully insidious.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
An admirable if frequently soporific 1992 adaptation of Norman Maclean's account of life in Missoula, Montana.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Isn't terribly frightening or gory, and at times it's even atmospheric. It also has a sense of humor, and the digs at the prequels hit pay dirt.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though it suggests intriguing ideas about the nature of performance, humor, ambition, and the consumption of spectacle, the movie only superficially explores them.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
But the most stimulating, satisfying aspect of this action fantasy is the theme music.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's always at least a little disingenuous to attack the medium that's your bread and butter; this media-bashing movie tries to get around the problem by restricting its critique to television, specifically the news.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
A musical number or two might have balanced the overdetermined politics and spectacle in this version.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Chillingly beautiful cinematography makes the state's landscapes appear timeless as it sets the stage for a grim history told with archival portraits.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Plotted densely enough to make the lulls forgivable, this movie concerns a contract killer (Bruce Willis) who employs several small-business owners to craft his super-high-tech weapons and the many accessories that enable him to assume multiple identities.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This special-effects animal-action comedy is for heavily identified pet owners.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
There are enough plot points to fill an entire soap-opera season, but writer-director Chi Muoi Lo, who also plays the son, somehow manages to juggle them all, turning seemingly superfluous elements into workable drama and metaphor.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This eerily dry drama bravely attempts to show, without resorting to the literal staging of contradictory scenarios, how much perceptions of the same situation can vary.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Writer-director Mark Brown ruptures and restores the realism in this romantic comedy with ease, dispensing earnest wisdom with a little tongue in cheek instead of undermining it with a lot of irony.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Grisman presents, with a sense of humor, the apparent contradictions of a complex personality.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Until the story diverges from a similar agenda, the gags about the daily grind and what happens when a drone forgets how to be submissive make for beautifully low-key satire, and the caricatures of office types seem clever.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Would be sweeter if the fair maiden weren't such a pill and more exciting if the villain weren't quite so nasty.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Images about imagery can be diverting, even insightful, but this painterly 1999 feature piles up studies in elaborately choreographed motion that are their own reason for being.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Cher generates much of the movie's limited interest with her powerful screen presence, and Maggie Smith's skill as a diplomat's widow who believes she has a special relationship with Mussolini is undeniable. Yet the story, structured by the fragmented perspectives of too many characters, is more often lightweight than funny.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The lesson of this barely stylish crime thriller is that a dull story is not improved by withholding information about characters' motives from the audience as long as possible.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's tempting to accuse director and star Kevin Costner of taking the idea of vanity production to a new level in this frontier adventure based on a book by David Brin.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The filmmakers seem to think they can also manipulate us by combining the erotic with the disgusting. And they can--it's a foolproof tactic.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The force of the social criticism is diminished by contrivance and the inclusion of peripheral material.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The coincidences that make the destined lovers' paths cross aren't contrived with much finesse, but the characters get in some decidedly clever lines.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This spiritual thriller is too wooden to be taken as seriously as was clearly intended.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This thriller largely succeeds in putting quotation marks around its use of genre conventions, mixing subtlety and overkill to create a pensive mood that transcends the plot.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
This romantic comedy turns stereotypes inside out as the main character, whose sense of commitment is represented by a tattoo on her finger instead of a wedding ring.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The consistency with which the plot turns on characterization instead of contrivance makes this movie better than many of its supposedly grown-up competitors.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The violence is suggested in a way that's neither overwhelming nor insulting to a child's intelligence as this crafty fairy tale ultimately finds a way for human and vampire characters to live and let live.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
An effects vehicle disguised as a metaphysical meditation (or a metaphysical meditation disguised as an effects vehicle?), this strikingly unimaginative 1998 movie contains visuals that can barely assert their niftiness amid the vacuous themes.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though the climax of the story is a little forced and sloppy, with both lovers behaving way out of character, this movie is aware enough of the conventions it's using that it's more moving than cloying.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Poor execution sometimes points up the difference between the telling of a story and the story itself--in this case, without diminishing the power of the latter.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
It's hard to be diverted by a tale whose emblematic romances and terminal cuteness serve an agenda that seems particularly dated today.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
All the comedy, tragedy, and various obstacles to romance seem to have been contrived to divert the story from its tendency toward pulp erotica.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
Though the questionable motives and bad planning of offscreen characters who far outrank Gibson make it difficult to take at face value one soldier's last words -- "I'm glad I could die for my country" -- some viewers will, which may be as the filmmakers intended.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The unusually thoughtful dialogue and soul-searching performances make this romantic drama seem deeper than it is.- Chicago Reader
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- Lisa Alspector
The earnestness of some of the drama in the only deceptively unsophisticated narrative may be more shocking than any of the gross-outs.- Chicago Reader
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