Lawrence Van Gelder

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For 215 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 14.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lawrence Van Gelder's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 51
Highest review score: 90 Paragraph 175
Lowest review score: 10 Pokémon 4: The Movie
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 71 out of 215
  2. Negative: 56 out of 215
215 movie reviews
    • 47 Metascore
    • 80 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Acted by an appealing cast, enlivened with well-chosen and varied music and filmed with bleak beauty by the cinematographer Eduardo Serra.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Mr. Morel's predilection for murky, nearly pitch-black cinematography and spare, elliptical dialogue indicates his debt to filmmakers like François Ozon and Claire Denis, but Three Dancing Slaves lacks the psychological precision of Mr. Ozon's or Ms. Denis's work.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The card announcing the film's G rating was roundly booed by the youngsters though at almost every sight of the dog they screamed with mouth-filled delight.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Though it generates its share of unintentional giggles, Desert Wind does manage to take us to a seldom-visited place: the hidden corners of the straight male mind.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Lovingly shot on location in the Italian neighborhoods of Providence, this comfortably predictable film has its pleasures, most notably a dryly funny Adrienne Barbeau as the brothers' hip, hard-drinking Aunt Lidia.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    This sweet-natured but plodding adaptation of a young-adult novel by Carl Hiaasen could have used a little less broad satire of corporate greed and a few more, well, owls.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    American Chai may not tell a new story, but in its understanding, often funny way, it tells a story whose restatement is validated by the changing composition of the nation.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The buoyancy is only intermittent.
    • The New York Times
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Too much soap opera colors its love story, and the industrial- strength dancing by booted men that is its centerpiece falls short of exhilaration.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The offending videotape is never seen, but the entire film is built around its absence. Periodically, the film returns to a written police account of the video, which scrolls up the screen, documenting the animal's suffering blow by blow to the sound of ominous music.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Slight but bright and charming.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Lawrence Van Gelder
    It is the absence of genuine comedy that exposes glaringly the film's fundamental attitude of condescension and scorn toward blacks and women, and a tendency toward stereotyping that clashes violently with its superficial message of tolerance, compassion and fair play.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    A mere slip of a movie, a wan character study of people who add up to little more than a series of studied quirks.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Turns out to be a pretentiously righteous drama that drowns any claim to serious attention in a sea of superficial characters.
    • The New York Times
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The team that gave the world "Dumb and Dumber" returns with something feeble and feebler.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    For juvenile filmgoers and families in search of a more-than-twice-told tale with uplifting messages about the rewards of perseverance, the virtues of animals and acceptance of the handicapped, MVP will do.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Sometimes even a talented lineup produces unexceptional results.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Lawrence Van Gelder
    That "The Keeper" was made by a novice is evident in the visible seams between the present-day narrative and the flashbacks; the whole thing plays like a loopy amalgam of stilted costume picture and after-school special.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The medium is more palatable than the saccharine message because Hopkins and Gooding know how to put on a show.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    When it comes to an ending, Drive Me Crazy offers no surprises, but it arrives there in amiable, sensible style.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Lawrence Van Gelder
    J.D.'s Revenge crosses the line from a stupid movie to a potentially harmful one.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Ridiculous without being awful enough to be hilarious.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Leave It to Beaver is the sort of movie that could be described as good clean fun if it happened to be good or fun.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Easy to like and difficult to admire.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Most of the principal female characters are either sexually voracious, sexually promiscuous, pregnant out of wedlock or angrily bent on revenge.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Serious, competent and unsurprising debut film.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Lawrence Van Gelder
    This clunky juvenile comedy lurches among multiple story lines without fully realizing the comic potential of any.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Amy
    Warm of heart, modest in polish, Amy provides satisfactions that must be balanced against its flaws.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    A superior Seagal film, a smooth blend of action, character and noble environmental message. Credit is owed to the screenplay by Jeb Stuart and Philip Morton, which provides strong supporting roles; the photography, directed by Tom Houghton, which brings out the beauty of the landscape violated by the villains, and the lively country music, which is attributed to Nick Glennie-Smith. [6 Sept 1997, p.18]
    • The New York Times
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    What Yellowbeard establishes is that for even the funniest of performers, a good script may be as essential as pitching is to baseball.

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