Lawrence Van Gelder

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For 215 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 14.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lawrence Van Gelder's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 51
Highest review score: 90 Paragraph 175
Lowest review score: 10 Pokémon 4: The Movie
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 71 out of 215
  2. Negative: 56 out of 215
215 movie reviews
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Lawrence Van Gelder
    As skillfully written and directed by Jia Zhang Ke, a product of the Beijing Film Academy who uses a nonprofessional cast, the cool-eyed Xiao Wu appears to be more than a relatively nonjudgmental portrait of an emotionally repressed young thief turned against the weight of conformity.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Nearly every one of the film's emotional scenes is too predictable to hit its mark, but Mr. Jones's dry delivery has its moments.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Lawrence Van Gelder
    In films, as in the ring, heart and will without exceptional talent don't produce winners.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Written and directed by Deepa Mehta, this glossy melodrama, mixing references to Indian mysticism and the epic poetry of the "Ramayana" with late-20th-century feminism, teeters unsteadily between sociology and soap opera.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Lawrence Van Gelder
    All its 89 minutes of fast cuts, swooping overhead shots, sun, surf, song, sunburn and sex cannot obscure the extent of its shallowness.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Lawrence Van Gelder
    When it comes to father, sons and mob life, stick to "The Godfather."
    • 60 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    An inspiring film about an inspired teacher. It should leave all viewers with an ounce of curiosity eager to hit the streets with Dobsonian telescopes of their own.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Sublime in its involvement with the yearning of mankind to explore the heavens.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 10 Lawrence Van Gelder
    All the special effects in the world cannot compensate for an inability to generate tension, establish and sustain pace or create any character whose survival is worth rooting for.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Filtered through tears, laughter and affection, the results -- are touching and fascinating though, by their nature unilluminated by dispassionate analysis.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Brims with understanding of the complexities of relationships, the frailties of humankind and the possibilities of joy.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Children who revel in clean-cut heroes, villains given to spells and incantations and the kind of special effects that breathe life into mandrake root, ships' figure-heads, centaurs, griffins and statues of Kali (always a deity beloved of evil forces) will probably find it a happy concoction for passing a rainy afternoon.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 10 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Amateurish and incoherent.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    These tales of upward mobility seem at odds with Mr. Pérez-Rey's choice to include a clip from the 1983 remake of "Scarface," in which Al Pacino, playing a Marielito thug, introduces a machine gun as his "little friend."
    • 16 Metascore
    • 10 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Not very funny, intellignet or grippingly plotted, it is likely to appeal only to those who think that anything to do with marijuana - smoking, sharing, stealing or selling - constitutes the Everest of rip-roaring hilarity. [17 Jan 1998]
    • The New York Times
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Lawrence Van Gelder
    For all its experimental intentions, Loudmouth Soup feels familiar: a claustrophobic Hollywood satire that's short on kinesis and long on conversation.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    While instructive on environmental concerns about the impact of logging, Butterfly does not reward those who seek dispassionate psychological insight into the zealous Ms. Hill.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Structurally, Sex, Politics and Cocktails is wildly, almost frantically inventive, with techniques ranging from stop-motion to split-screen to silent film-style intertitles. But no amount of directorial trickery can mask the essential vacuousness of the story and its characters.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 80 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Leelee Sobieski and Albert Brooks, especially Mr. Brooks, deliver outstanding performances in the first feature film to be directed by Ms. Lahti.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    While the animated characters, bright colors and an appealing Randy Newman score may keep the children content, Cats Don't Dance is no saccharine fantasy. Its Hollywood references and dark satire constitute its real strengths.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Though it is occasionally talky, and though its plot takes a while to crank up, The Last Starfighter, directed by Nick Castle, is more often than not good-humored, bent on action and even touching. [13 July 1984, p.C5]
    • The New York Times
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    An engaging and colorful but somewhat overbalanced documentary.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    A superior Seagal film, a smooth blend of action, character and noble environmental message. Credit is owed to the screenplay by Jeb Stuart and Philip Morton, which provides strong supporting roles; the photography, directed by Tom Houghton, which brings out the beauty of the landscape violated by the villains, and the lively country music, which is attributed to Nick Glennie-Smith. [6 Sept 1997, p.18]
    • The New York Times
    • 48 Metascore
    • 80 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Director Curtis times his audience immersions into the ice bath of terror with such skill that moviegoers will scarcely have the leisure to ask why some of the renters aren't a bit more observant and curious about their dwelling.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Such a joyous celebration of sex and filmmaking that viewers will forgive its director for taking time out to enjoy a little of both.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 10 Lawrence Van Gelder
    To imagine the life of Harry Potter as a martial arts adventure told by a lobotomized Woody Allen is to have some idea of the fate that lies in store for moviegoers lured to the mediocrity that is Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    It is a measure of the shortcomings of this genial, well-meaning but ultimately unenchanting film that scene after scene is stolen by the second bananas.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    A tale of negligent homicide, class warfare, vengeance, jealousy and murder, Stephen King's Thinner has the outlines of Shakespearean tragedy and the intellectual content of a jack o'lantern. But as such ventures go, this Halloween handout is more treat than trick, if your tastes run to dripping blood and repellent skin ailments. The production is slick, the Maine scenery is bracing, the characters are well-acted, and in a mumbo-jumbo movie with a few loose ends, the makeup central to the plot and applied by Greg Cannom and Bob Laden to Robert John Burke in the leading role is most admirable.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Mr. Drake can be rivetingly angry, intense, frenetic, frank and touching.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Given genuine life by the dimpled enchantress Nancy St. Alban, Nora makes palpable the bittersweet love at the honest heart of Some Fish Can Fly.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 30 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Pallid writing, awkward acting, familiar situations and tired jokes make the morons, wimps and losers of Meatballs Part II easy to pass up.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The boys, particularly Mr. Webber as Pete, are astonishingly good, and Ms. Monaghan, who looks like a slightly more tomboyish Liv Tyler, makes a deep impression in a minor role. Mr. LaPaglia, of the television series "Without a Trace," brings a tender gravity to the shell-shocked Jim.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Though it could do with fewer talking-head interviews and more extended clips from these impassioned live performances, Young Rebels is essential viewing for anyone interested in rap music, free speech issues or the youth culture of contemporary Cuba.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Lots of people will probably like The Kentucky Fried Movie, just as they like Kentucky Fried Chicken and McDonald's hamburgers. But popularity is still no reason for deifying mediocrity.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 80 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Not often does a family film come along that is literate, clever, mischievous and just plain fun.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Of these four plots, the story of Carmen's blended family is by far the most consistently engaging, largely because of the vibrant presence of Ms. Ferrera.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Lawrence Van Gelder
    That "The Keeper" was made by a novice is evident in the visible seams between the present-day narrative and the flashbacks; the whole thing plays like a loopy amalgam of stilted costume picture and after-school special.
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    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    If an Olympic competition for overplotted movie is ever held, Circus seems a likely contender for the gold.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The overall effect, especially given the gorgeous setting and liquid-gold cinematography, is less a discussion of the divine than a commercial for it.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    This well-cast film does with a lighter hand for art what "The Producers" does for show business.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    It's an intimate chamber piece, dialogue-heavy and at times claustrophobic, but the four central characters are so deftly sketched, and their shifting alliances so intricately choreographed, that the film never feels talky or staged. The actors are consistently excellent.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Lawrence Van Gelder
    A beautiful and devastating meditation on war, history and loss.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Though it flies in the face of credibility and becomes downright silly by its end, I Know What You Did Last Summer knows its way around the rules of the popular horror-film genre.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    What Yellowbeard establishes is that for even the funniest of performers, a good script may be as essential as pitching is to baseball.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 20 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Comes off as noisy and ill conceived, long on morphing monsters, short on storytelling talent and uneven in its efforts at animation.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Street-wise older children might find it to their taste; but all the new trappings cannot disguise the fact that "Together Brothers" is an old story, being retold perhaps wisely, but not exceptionally well.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    In retelling this timeworn story of conflict between young men in the New World and their stubborn Old World fathers, Mr. Efteriades may not have generated many sparks, but with his affection for Astoria and its people he has given his tale a warm glow.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 20 Lawrence Van Gelder
    There is an explanation for everything, but it is a long time coming and not worth the wait.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The offending videotape is never seen, but the entire film is built around its absence. Periodically, the film returns to a written police account of the video, which scrolls up the screen, documenting the animal's suffering blow by blow to the sound of ominous music.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    For a film about death-camp survivors Forgiving Dr. Mengele is surprisingly uplifting and, at times, even lighthearted.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Its winning cast, spirited music and mordant view of establishment figures, from the police to cocaine-sniffing record industry executives, make Bandits a stylish, buoyant entertainment.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The director's attention to details of character and locale makes for a precise evocation of a New York seldom seen in feature films.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Manages to capture firsthand the danger, fatigue and sheer tedium of an arduous illegal border crossing from Mexico without ever becoming tedious itself.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 20 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Begins to seem not so much an examination but an exploitation.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Turns out to be a pretentiously righteous drama that drowns any claim to serious attention in a sea of superficial characters.
    • The New York Times
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Lawrence Van Gelder
    With top-drawer voice talent including Joan Plowright and Dick Van Dyke, original songs by Jack Johnson, and old-fashioned two-dimensional animation that echoes the simple colors and shapes of the books, Curious George is an unexpected delight.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 10 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Brilliant film of nature has been warped into something jarringly unnatural.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 80 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Acted by an appealing cast, enlivened with well-chosen and varied music and filmed with bleak beauty by the cinematographer Eduardo Serra.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Lawrence Van Gelder
    A sadistic, bloody, foul-mouthed action movie.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The film, at least 20 minutes too long, has too many competing story lines to succeed as more than an oddball mood piece.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    For horror film devotees eager to know how this unseasonable visit from the darker spirits of autumn rates, frankly, it's more marketing trick than moviegoer treat.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Ordinary lives have become an ordinary film.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    When it comes to an ending, Drive Me Crazy offers no surprises, but it arrives there in amiable, sensible style.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Mr. Morel's predilection for murky, nearly pitch-black cinematography and spare, elliptical dialogue indicates his debt to filmmakers like François Ozon and Claire Denis, but Three Dancing Slaves lacks the psychological precision of Mr. Ozon's or Ms. Denis's work.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The story is told in faux-documentary style, echoing the films of Christopher Guest, and if the cast never quite matches Mr. Guest's ensemble in comic inventiveness, they nonetheless manage to invest a very slight story line with a loose, scruffy charm.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    May not be dispassionate filmmaking, but it is certainly entertaining.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 20 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Cause for fright in only one respect: the possibility that it could spawn sequels.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Impressive, unsettling, deeply felt film.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The novelty of a bloody horror film built around a malevolent doll carrying the soul of a serial killer has worn thin.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The characters...are well cast, well directed and skillfully acted, if not a particularly admirable lot.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Lawrence Van Gelder
    A smooth, skilled example of animated filmmaking.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    No more than a sentimental little comedy.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Weighing in at almost exactly one pound and unable to breathe or eat on his own, Nicholas James Baba-Conn seemed doomed to a very short life; his chance for survival was calculated at close to zero.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    For juvenile filmgoers and families in search of a more-than-twice-told tale with uplifting messages about the rewards of perseverance, the virtues of animals and acceptance of the handicapped, MVP will do.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Lawrence Van Gelder
    In a very real way, The Great Dance constitutes an act of preservation and a requiem.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    American Chai may not tell a new story, but in its understanding, often funny way, it tells a story whose restatement is validated by the changing composition of the nation.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The portrayals by the fetching Ms. Yoshikawa and Mr. Takeda are consistently absorbing, and Mr. Limosin's plotting, though essentially gimmicky and manipulative, packs mystery and tension.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    This mediocre sci-fi horror film about an Ohio high school being taken over by thirsty space aliens intent on world domination breaks no new ground. But it has an engaging cast.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    People who are immune to atrocious acting in minor roles; to occasionally poor dubbing; to a totally unoriginal story; to the sort of sloppiness that allows at least one reference to the octopus as a squid; and to a climactic sequence that looks like feeding time at the aquarium when it is at all intelligible, will cull the exceedingly minor rewards of "Tentacles" from some realistic underwater photography, a nicely manipulative opening sequence in which the baby vanishes; and the bobbing corpse gimmick that was more shocking than anything else in "Jaws."
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    What makes the film worth watching are the extraordinary performances by the more than 250 children cast as orphans.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Some may be offended by this film's use of Sept. 11 as a plot device, but ultimately The Friend is less concerned with the politics of terror than with its psychology.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 10 Lawrence Van Gelder
    A mound of standard-issue parent-child conflicts and enough self-help cliches to drive Polonius to the aquavit barrel at Elsinore.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Amy
    Warm of heart, modest in polish, Amy provides satisfactions that must be balanced against its flaws.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 90 Lawrence Van Gelder
    At once admirable and deeply unsettling.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Despite the presence of such performers as E. G. Marshall and Sean McClory and the comedy team of Penn (the hustler) and Teller (the Arab), My Chauffeur remains a victim of low literacy, muddled characterizations, frequently rudimentary acting and unrealized yearnings toward humor.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    In the end, The Baxter is a Baxter of a movie: well meaning and mildly likable, but unlikely to sweep you off your feet.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Screwballs establishes that - in the absence of talent - teen-age prurience, old Thunderbirds, rock music and hula hoops do not add up to entertainment.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    However fascinating the source material, there's something less than cinematic about 90 minutes of watching people read letters in front of windows.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Knock Off runs breathlessly over land and water in familiar comic book fashion, offering more action than sense and next to nothing in the way of suspense, humor or romance.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Mr. Rodriguez seems unsure what his film is really about, making the moral of the story -- "dream an unselfish dream" -- feel more like a vaguely judgmental homily than a satisfying conclusion.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Ridiculous without being awful enough to be hilarious.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Mr. Gast skillfully blends photographs, celebrity interviews with Norman Mailer and others, and colorful forays into the Zairian countryside, where Ali fostered black brotherhood and became a huge favorite, in a film that ''gazes well beyond the ring and seeks engagement with history''.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The kind of silly summer fun that gives family entertainment a good name.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Repackaged as cyberthriller, the old time-travel adventure returns in this stylish but overplotted and ultimately illogical combination of science fiction, mystery and romance.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 20 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Gang Related is a preposterously overplotted tale of two police detectives with moral compasses so defective that they have buried their brains and consciences along with 10 of their murder victims long before the film even begins.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    In the failure of Electric Dreams to blend and balance its ingredients properly, plot elements are lost (the brick), credibility is overtaxed (the lovelorn computer), and what remains is high tech without being high art.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Though it is marred by an implausible climax and a cloying conclusion, this movie's quiet intelligence sneaks up on you, marking the director as a talent to watch.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Mr. Jewison, filming mainly at Fort Chaffee, Ark., has opened up the play by using such interiors as the bar where the troops hang out and exteriors on and around the base. But perhaps most commendably, he has let Mr. Fuller's drama speak for itself, applying the skills of a film maker to polish the facets that lent such substance to the drama.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Belly is a film that begs for a pat on the head for its virtue while catering to cinematic tastes more interested in crotch shots, topless dancers, wall-sized television screens, ganja galore and, wherever possible, crime without punishment, all to the accompaniment of a high-octane soundtrack.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Propelled by a captivating, wrenching performance by Karine Vanasse as Hanna, a 13-year-old girl adrift in a sea of powerful emotions in Montreal in 1963.

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