Lawrence Van Gelder

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For 215 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 44% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 14.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Lawrence Van Gelder's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 51
Highest review score: 90 Paragraph 175
Lowest review score: 10 Pokémon 4: The Movie
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 71 out of 215
  2. Negative: 56 out of 215
215 movie reviews
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    These tales of upward mobility seem at odds with Mr. Pérez-Rey's choice to include a clip from the 1983 remake of "Scarface," in which Al Pacino, playing a Marielito thug, introduces a machine gun as his "little friend."
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    While instructive on environmental concerns about the impact of logging, Butterfly does not reward those who seek dispassionate psychological insight into the zealous Ms. Hill.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Structurally, Sex, Politics and Cocktails is wildly, almost frantically inventive, with techniques ranging from stop-motion to split-screen to silent film-style intertitles. But no amount of directorial trickery can mask the essential vacuousness of the story and its characters.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    An engaging and colorful but somewhat overbalanced documentary.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    It is a measure of the shortcomings of this genial, well-meaning but ultimately unenchanting film that scene after scene is stolen by the second bananas.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    A tale of negligent homicide, class warfare, vengeance, jealousy and murder, Stephen King's Thinner has the outlines of Shakespearean tragedy and the intellectual content of a jack o'lantern. But as such ventures go, this Halloween handout is more treat than trick, if your tastes run to dripping blood and repellent skin ailments. The production is slick, the Maine scenery is bracing, the characters are well-acted, and in a mumbo-jumbo movie with a few loose ends, the makeup central to the plot and applied by Greg Cannom and Bob Laden to Robert John Burke in the leading role is most admirable.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Given genuine life by the dimpled enchantress Nancy St. Alban, Nora makes palpable the bittersweet love at the honest heart of Some Fish Can Fly.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Though it could do with fewer talking-head interviews and more extended clips from these impassioned live performances, Young Rebels is essential viewing for anyone interested in rap music, free speech issues or the youth culture of contemporary Cuba.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Lots of people will probably like The Kentucky Fried Movie, just as they like Kentucky Fried Chicken and McDonald's hamburgers. But popularity is still no reason for deifying mediocrity.
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    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    If an Olympic competition for overplotted movie is ever held, Circus seems a likely contender for the gold.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Though it flies in the face of credibility and becomes downright silly by its end, I Know What You Did Last Summer knows its way around the rules of the popular horror-film genre.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    What Yellowbeard establishes is that for even the funniest of performers, a good script may be as essential as pitching is to baseball.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Street-wise older children might find it to their taste; but all the new trappings cannot disguise the fact that "Together Brothers" is an old story, being retold perhaps wisely, but not exceptionally well.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    In retelling this timeworn story of conflict between young men in the New World and their stubborn Old World fathers, Mr. Efteriades may not have generated many sparks, but with his affection for Astoria and its people he has given his tale a warm glow.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The offending videotape is never seen, but the entire film is built around its absence. Periodically, the film returns to a written police account of the video, which scrolls up the screen, documenting the animal's suffering blow by blow to the sound of ominous music.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The director's attention to details of character and locale makes for a precise evocation of a New York seldom seen in feature films.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Manages to capture firsthand the danger, fatigue and sheer tedium of an arduous illegal border crossing from Mexico without ever becoming tedious itself.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Turns out to be a pretentiously righteous drama that drowns any claim to serious attention in a sea of superficial characters.
    • The New York Times
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The film, at least 20 minutes too long, has too many competing story lines to succeed as more than an oddball mood piece.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    For horror film devotees eager to know how this unseasonable visit from the darker spirits of autumn rates, frankly, it's more marketing trick than moviegoer treat.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Ordinary lives have become an ordinary film.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    When it comes to an ending, Drive Me Crazy offers no surprises, but it arrives there in amiable, sensible style.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Mr. Morel's predilection for murky, nearly pitch-black cinematography and spare, elliptical dialogue indicates his debt to filmmakers like François Ozon and Claire Denis, but Three Dancing Slaves lacks the psychological precision of Mr. Ozon's or Ms. Denis's work.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    The novelty of a bloody horror film built around a malevolent doll carrying the soul of a serial killer has worn thin.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    No more than a sentimental little comedy.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    Weighing in at almost exactly one pound and unable to breathe or eat on his own, Nicholas James Baba-Conn seemed doomed to a very short life; his chance for survival was calculated at close to zero.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    For juvenile filmgoers and families in search of a more-than-twice-told tale with uplifting messages about the rewards of perseverance, the virtues of animals and acceptance of the handicapped, MVP will do.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 60 Lawrence Van Gelder
    American Chai may not tell a new story, but in its understanding, often funny way, it tells a story whose restatement is validated by the changing composition of the nation.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Lawrence Van Gelder
    This mediocre sci-fi horror film about an Ohio high school being taken over by thirsty space aliens intent on world domination breaks no new ground. But it has an engaging cast.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Lawrence Van Gelder
    People who are immune to atrocious acting in minor roles; to occasionally poor dubbing; to a totally unoriginal story; to the sort of sloppiness that allows at least one reference to the octopus as a squid; and to a climactic sequence that looks like feeding time at the aquarium when it is at all intelligible, will cull the exceedingly minor rewards of "Tentacles" from some realistic underwater photography, a nicely manipulative opening sequence in which the baby vanishes; and the bobbing corpse gimmick that was more shocking than anything else in "Jaws."

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