Keith Watson
Select another critic »For 235 reviews, this critic has graded:
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19% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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77% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.2 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Keith Watson's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 54 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Harder They Come | |
| Lowest review score: | Ithaca | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 115 out of 235
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Mixed: 51 out of 235
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Negative: 69 out of 235
235
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- Keith Watson
The film is so toothless that its protagonist is ultimately about as forbidding as a warm hug.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 28, 2022
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- Keith Watson
Ultimately, She Said is more concerned with eliciting the audience’s admiration than its understanding, its compassion, or even simply its interest.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 17, 2022
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- Keith Watson
Just as David Gordon Green seems to have finally unshackled his legacyquel trilogy from the dead weight of the past, the film loses the courage of its convictions.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 13, 2022
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- Keith Watson
Hustle doesn’t really seem to know who its characters are, much less how they fit into the complicated web of sports, media, and finance that defines the NBA.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 6, 2022
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- Keith Watson
Unlike One Cut of the Dead, Michel Hazanavicius’s similar ode to low-budget resourcefulness often rings false.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 17, 2022
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- Keith Watson
The new Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a deeply miscalculated mix of incoherent social commentary and over-the-top gore.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 17, 2022
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- Keith Watson
The ham-handed allegorical construction, generically titled characters, and self-serious tone in its final third drains the story of the specificity that might have resulted in a more incisive critique of the perils of perfectionism.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 31, 2022
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- Keith Watson
Alice plays as an inadvertent parody of contemporary liberalism’s fascination with and fetishization of ‘70s black radicalism.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 25, 2022
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- Keith Watson
Mariama Diallo’s film never seems to fully buy into its horror trappings and ends up treating its characters as avatars for multiple grievances.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 25, 2022
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- Keith Watson
A constant sense of motion can’t obscure how stale, secondhand, and spiritless this entire endeavor feels.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 3, 2021
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- Keith Watson
This grimly self-serious tale of violent destiny is consistently drowned out by Vicente Amorim’s overreaching visual style.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 31, 2021
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- Keith Watson
Dominic Cooke’s film is content to regurgitate some of the more tired artistic tropes about the Cold War.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 16, 2021
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- Keith Watson
The film minimizes the tragedy of the human race’s near-complete annihilation by positioning it as the backdrop for the world’s most grandiose deadbeat-dad redemption arc.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 10, 2020
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- Keith Watson
Everything here wraps up as tidily as it does in your average Hallmark Channel movie.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 25, 2020
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- Keith Watson
Maika Monroe’s engaging performance serves only to highlight how feeble and unconvincing the rest of the film is.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 16, 2019
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- Keith Watson
Ultimately, the only truly retro thing about this weirdly reactionary potboiler is its politics.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 14, 2019
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- Keith Watson
The film is ostensibly about the war for the soul of a house, but it couldn’t feel less lived in.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 2, 2019
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- Keith Watson
The film is a clunky, overwritten attempt to pack as many tortured subplots and pre-chewed sociological insights as can possibly fit into a two-hour runtime.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 1, 2019
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- Keith Watson
Tim Burton manages to put his stamp on this clunky behemoth of a film, but in the end, the Mouse always wins.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 28, 2019
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- Keith Watson
Carol Morley’s film wants to blow our minds, but it succeeds only at rousing our boredom.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 22, 2019
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- Keith Watson
Its scenes wildly escalate to a fever pitch at the drop of a hat, before then ending, more often than not, with abrupt violence.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 8, 2019
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- Keith Watson
Jonas Åkerlund’s breezy approach to this material not only cheapens the music, but also has the effect of downplaying the severity of the scene’s truly unsavory politics.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 4, 2019
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- Keith Watson
The grim Australian biker drama Outlaws is little more than an endless stream of brooding, yelling, and “badass” posturing broken up by grisly violence and gratuitous sex scenes.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 28, 2019
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- Keith Watson
The words of Henry James have never sounded as leaden and preposterous as they do in Julien Landais’s The Aspern Papers.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 7, 2019
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- Keith Watson
The film’s vision of Christmas is so insipid and lifeless, it’s hard to see why the Grinch would even bother to steal it.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 8, 2018
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- Keith Watson
There's an appealingly shaggy buddy comedy hidden somewhere inside of The Spy Who Dumped Me, but good luck finding it amid all the desperate poop jokes, lifeless action sequences, and lazy plot mechanics.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 31, 2018
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- Keith Watson
The film in effect positions young jihadis less as fervid, bloodthirsty psychopaths and more as dumb kids at summer camp.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 9, 2018
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- Keith Watson
Christopher Plummer brings a twinkly eyed insouciance to his character, but there's only so many times Jack can make a joke about, say, his adult diapers before it becomes thin and hollow.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 17, 2018
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- Keith Watson
SuperFly is a slicked-up, tricked-out revamp that dispenses with any pretense of verisimilitude in favor of rap-video extravagance and mob-movie bloodshed.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 13, 2018
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- Keith Watson
James McTeigue's Breaking In is the sort of incompetently constructed thriller that gives B movies a bad name.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 10, 2018
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