For 235 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 19% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 77% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Keith Watson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 54
Highest review score: 100 The Harder They Come
Lowest review score: 12 Ithaca
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 69 out of 235
235 movie reviews
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    The film is so toothless that its protagonist is ultimately about as forbidding as a warm hug.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    More conspicuous than its rote melodrama is the way the film elides the concurrent genocide of ethnic Armenians by Ottoman forces.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    The film in effect positions young jihadis less as fervid, bloodthirsty psychopaths and more as dumb kids at summer camp.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Unlike One Cut of the Dead, Michel Hazanavicius’s similar ode to low-budget resourcefulness often rings false.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    The ham-handed allegorical construction, generically titled characters, and self-serious tone in its final third drains the story of the specificity that might have resulted in a more incisive critique of the perils of perfectionism.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Ultimately, She Said is more concerned with eliciting the audience’s admiration than its understanding, its compassion, or even simply its interest.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    The film is a clunky, overwritten attempt to pack as many tortured subplots and pre-chewed sociological insights as can possibly fit into a two-hour runtime.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    The film is premised on a radical act that it buries beneath a grueling avalanche of quirk.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    RBG
    The film rarely presents a clear analysis of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's victories, reducing her work to empty slogans.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    The film's problem isn't so much the grossness of its humor as the laziness with which it's executed.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Hustle doesn’t really seem to know who its characters are, much less how they fit into the complicated web of sports, media, and finance that defines the NBA.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Daniela Thomas seems stymied by her own images, unable to extract the turmoil and violence suggested by her story for fear of upsetting the austere surface harmony of her visuals.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    Arthur Conan Doyle's legendary characters feel as if they've been air-dropped into a universe where they don't belong.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Mariama Diallo’s film never seems to fully buy into its horror trappings and ends up treating its characters as avatars for multiple grievances.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Dominic Cooke’s film is content to regurgitate some of the more tired artistic tropes about the Cold War.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Maika Monroe’s engaging performance serves only to highlight how feeble and unconvincing the rest of the film is.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Tim Burton manages to put his stamp on this clunky behemoth of a film, but in the end, the Mouse always wins.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    The grace notes are crowded out by the screenplay’s plot machinations and emotional manipulations.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Endeavoring to give us a post-mumblecore spin on Annie Hall, writer-director Sophie Brooks seemingly fails to understand what made Woody Allen's film so appealing: its rich, multi-faceted characterizations.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    The film minimizes the tragedy of the human race’s near-complete annihilation by positioning it as the backdrop for the world’s most grandiose deadbeat-dad redemption arc.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Everything here wraps up as tidily as it does in your average Hallmark Channel movie.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    The film’s cumulative effect is utter exhaustion, the cinematic equivalent of chasing a toddler through a toy store.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    The film barely even scratches the surface of the animating force of Cézanne and Zola's lives: their art.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    As Nicolai Fuglsig doesn't allow any complicated thoughts about war, colonization, and mortality to hover around his characters, 12 Strong inevitably proceeds as a jaunty imperial adventure through the wilds of northern Afghanistan.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    SuperFly is a slicked-up, tricked-out revamp that dispenses with any pretense of verisimilitude in favor of rap-video extravagance and mob-movie bloodshed.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    The film attempts a tone of tragic understatement that registers instead as flat, plodding, and underfelt.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Yes, deep down, even brutal war criminals like the one played by Ben Kingsley are people too.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    There's an appealingly shaggy buddy comedy hidden somewhere inside of The Spy Who Dumped Me, but good luck finding it amid all the desperate poop jokes, lifeless action sequences, and lazy plot mechanics.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    The animation feels like the result of the cold calculus of an algorithm rather than a human director with a personal vision.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Its scenes wildly escalate to a fever pitch at the drop of a hat, before then ending, more often than not, with abrupt violence.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Director Joe Berlinger essentially allows his subject to hijack the film for his own end.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    The film’s vision of Christmas is so insipid and lifeless, it’s hard to see why the Grinch would even bother to steal it.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Christopher Plummer brings a twinkly eyed insouciance to his character, but there's only so many times Jack can make a joke about, say, his adult diapers before it becomes thin and hollow.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    The unvaried register of the filmmaking leads the narrative to feel aimless and dramatically inert.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Carol Morley’s film wants to blow our minds, but it succeeds only at rousing our boredom.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Pet
    The screenplay quickly loses this moral clarity as the plot twists pile up and the power balances shift.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Jonas Åkerlund’s breezy approach to this material not only cheapens the music, but also has the effect of downplaying the severity of the scene’s truly unsavory politics.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Just as David Gordon Green seems to have finally unshackled his legacyquel trilogy from the dead weight of the past, the film loses the courage of its convictions.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Tommy Wirkola’s film squanders an evocative premise in favor of rote gun-fu carnage.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 12 Keith Watson
    Alice plays as an inadvertent parody of contemporary liberalism’s fascination with and fetishization of ‘70s black radicalism.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Fernando Trueba fails to probe the political implications of The Queen of Spain's period milieu, which is particularly confounding given the filmmaker’s evident anti-fascist sympathies.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    No matter how likable Sutherland and Mirren are, they're still stuck in little more than an upbeat wish-fulfillment fantasy.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Power Rangers is so concerned with launching a mature teen-targeted franchise that it often forgets to have some fun.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 12 Keith Watson
    Lasse Hallström's gooey film exists only to offer comforting reassurances about dogs' natural servility.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    James McTeigue's Breaking In is the sort of incompetently constructed thriller that gives B movies a bad name.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Director Timothy Reckart's The Star turns the greatest story ever told into just another kids' movie.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    The Female Brain never seems quite sure whether it wants to probe the depths of its title subject or just make us laugh. And given the shallowness of its quasi-scientific blather and the tepidness of its comedy, it ultimately does neither.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Given the sheer amount of comic material here, some of the jokes are bound to fall flat, but the hit-to-miss ratio is depressingly low.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    Ultimately, the only truly retro thing about this weirdly reactionary potboiler is its politics.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    It's content to be the sort of film parents can throw on an iPad to ensure 90 minutes' worth of relative peace and quiet away from their antic children.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    Visually plain and ploddingly paced, My Little Pony: The Movie suggests four episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic smushed together with a Sia music video tacked on at the end.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Lacking any vibrancy, wit, or formal rigor, First Kill is not only as bland and leaden as its über-generic title suggests, it's downright sloppy to boot.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    The film is ostensibly about the war for the soul of a house, but it couldn’t feel less lived in.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    The film veers almost at random from ghost story to family drama to erotic thriller to black comedy.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    The film is peppered with interesting true-life details, but these are overwhelmed by frantic comedic sequences.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    Ben-Hur director Timur Bekmambetov offers nothing new to the cinematic lexicon of the chariot race.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Over-stuffed and under-conceived, Fist Fight is a clumsy mélange of clashing comedic perspectives.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    A constant sense of motion can’t obscure how stale, secondhand, and spiritless this entire endeavor feels.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    Though it may clear the low bar set by the first film, The Nut Job 2 still suffers from many of the same problems.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 12 Keith Watson
    The film is confused in conception, dreary in execution, and completely lacking in forward momentum.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    The new Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a deeply miscalculated mix of incoherent social commentary and over-the-top gore.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    This grimly self-serious tale of violent destiny is consistently drowned out by Vicente Amorim’s overreaching visual style.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    Schmaltzy, manipulative, and tonally schizophrenic, The Book of Henry is such a monumentally misguided venture that it ends up being oddly, if unintentionally, compelling.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Watson
    The film portrays parenting as the death of manhood, a final surrender to the castrating effects of domesticity.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 12 Keith Watson
    It feels like Sheldon Wilson tossed a bunch of third-hand scares in a blender and set it to puree, resulting in a gray, flavorless sludge.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 12 Keith Watson
    The words of Henry James have never sounded as leaden and preposterous as they do in Julien Landais’s The Aspern Papers.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    The grim Australian biker drama Outlaws is little more than an endless stream of brooding, yelling, and “badass” posturing broken up by grisly violence and gratuitous sex scenes.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    For a film about such a singular profession, Life on the Line offers surprisingly little insight into linemen's day-to-day labor.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Watson
    Though it pretends to stick up for all the schmucks in the world, the film is really just laughing along with the assholes.

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