Keith Watson
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19% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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77% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.2 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Keith Watson's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 54 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Harder They Come | |
| Lowest review score: | Ithaca | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 115 out of 235
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Mixed: 51 out of 235
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Negative: 69 out of 235
235
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- Keith Watson
The film is so toothless that its protagonist is ultimately about as forbidding as a warm hug.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 28, 2022
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- Keith Watson
More conspicuous than its rote melodrama is the way the film elides the concurrent genocide of ethnic Armenians by Ottoman forces.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 7, 2017
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- Keith Watson
The film in effect positions young jihadis less as fervid, bloodthirsty psychopaths and more as dumb kids at summer camp.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 9, 2018
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- Keith Watson
Unlike One Cut of the Dead, Michel Hazanavicius’s similar ode to low-budget resourcefulness often rings false.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 17, 2022
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- Keith Watson
The ham-handed allegorical construction, generically titled characters, and self-serious tone in its final third drains the story of the specificity that might have resulted in a more incisive critique of the perils of perfectionism.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 31, 2022
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- Keith Watson
Ultimately, She Said is more concerned with eliciting the audience’s admiration than its understanding, its compassion, or even simply its interest.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 17, 2022
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- Keith Watson
The film is a clunky, overwritten attempt to pack as many tortured subplots and pre-chewed sociological insights as can possibly fit into a two-hour runtime.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 1, 2019
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- Keith Watson
The film is premised on a radical act that it buries beneath a grueling avalanche of quirk.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 15, 2016
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- Keith Watson
The film rarely presents a clear analysis of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's victories, reducing her work to empty slogans.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 30, 2018
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- Keith Watson
The film's problem isn't so much the grossness of its humor as the laziness with which it's executed.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 15, 2017
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- Keith Watson
Hustle doesn’t really seem to know who its characters are, much less how they fit into the complicated web of sports, media, and finance that defines the NBA.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 6, 2022
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- Keith Watson
Daniela Thomas seems stymied by her own images, unable to extract the turmoil and violence suggested by her story for fear of upsetting the austere surface harmony of her visuals.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 8, 2018
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- Keith Watson
Arthur Conan Doyle's legendary characters feel as if they've been air-dropped into a universe where they don't belong.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 23, 2018
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- Keith Watson
Mariama Diallo’s film never seems to fully buy into its horror trappings and ends up treating its characters as avatars for multiple grievances.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 25, 2022
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- Keith Watson
Dominic Cooke’s film is content to regurgitate some of the more tired artistic tropes about the Cold War.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 16, 2021
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- Keith Watson
Maika Monroe’s engaging performance serves only to highlight how feeble and unconvincing the rest of the film is.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 16, 2019
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- Keith Watson
Tim Burton manages to put his stamp on this clunky behemoth of a film, but in the end, the Mouse always wins.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 28, 2019
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- Keith Watson
The grace notes are crowded out by the screenplay’s plot machinations and emotional manipulations.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 4, 2017
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- Keith Watson
Endeavoring to give us a post-mumblecore spin on Annie Hall, writer-director Sophie Brooks seemingly fails to understand what made Woody Allen's film so appealing: its rich, multi-faceted characterizations.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 12, 2018
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- Keith Watson
The film minimizes the tragedy of the human race’s near-complete annihilation by positioning it as the backdrop for the world’s most grandiose deadbeat-dad redemption arc.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 10, 2020
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- Keith Watson
Everything here wraps up as tidily as it does in your average Hallmark Channel movie.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 25, 2020
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- Keith Watson
The film’s cumulative effect is utter exhaustion, the cinematic equivalent of chasing a toddler through a toy store.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 20, 2017
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- Keith Watson
The film barely even scratches the surface of the animating force of Cézanne and Zola's lives: their art.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 26, 2017
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- Keith Watson
As Nicolai Fuglsig doesn't allow any complicated thoughts about war, colonization, and mortality to hover around his characters, 12 Strong inevitably proceeds as a jaunty imperial adventure through the wilds of northern Afghanistan.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 18, 2018
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- Keith Watson
SuperFly is a slicked-up, tricked-out revamp that dispenses with any pretense of verisimilitude in favor of rap-video extravagance and mob-movie bloodshed.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 13, 2018
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- Keith Watson
The film attempts a tone of tragic understatement that registers instead as flat, plodding, and underfelt.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 9, 2017
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- Keith Watson
Yes, deep down, even brutal war criminals like the one played by Ben Kingsley are people too.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 9, 2018
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- Keith Watson
There's an appealingly shaggy buddy comedy hidden somewhere inside of The Spy Who Dumped Me, but good luck finding it amid all the desperate poop jokes, lifeless action sequences, and lazy plot mechanics.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 31, 2018
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- Keith Watson
The animation feels like the result of the cold calculus of an algorithm rather than a human director with a personal vision.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 31, 2018
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- Keith Watson
Its scenes wildly escalate to a fever pitch at the drop of a hat, before then ending, more often than not, with abrupt violence.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 8, 2019
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- Keith Watson
Director Joe Berlinger essentially allows his subject to hijack the film for his own end.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 11, 2016
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- Keith Watson
The film’s vision of Christmas is so insipid and lifeless, it’s hard to see why the Grinch would even bother to steal it.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 8, 2018
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- Keith Watson
Christopher Plummer brings a twinkly eyed insouciance to his character, but there's only so many times Jack can make a joke about, say, his adult diapers before it becomes thin and hollow.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 17, 2018
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- Keith Watson
The unvaried register of the filmmaking leads the narrative to feel aimless and dramatically inert.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 26, 2017
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- Keith Watson
Carol Morley’s film wants to blow our minds, but it succeeds only at rousing our boredom.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 22, 2019
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- Keith Watson
The screenplay quickly loses this moral clarity as the plot twists pile up and the power balances shift.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Dec 1, 2016
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- Keith Watson
Jonas Åkerlund’s breezy approach to this material not only cheapens the music, but also has the effect of downplaying the severity of the scene’s truly unsavory politics.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 4, 2019
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- Keith Watson
Just as David Gordon Green seems to have finally unshackled his legacyquel trilogy from the dead weight of the past, the film loses the courage of its convictions.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 13, 2022
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- Keith Watson
Tommy Wirkola’s film squanders an evocative premise in favor of rote gun-fu carnage.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 13, 2017
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- Keith Watson
Alice plays as an inadvertent parody of contemporary liberalism’s fascination with and fetishization of ‘70s black radicalism.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 25, 2022
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- Keith Watson
Fernando Trueba fails to probe the political implications of The Queen of Spain's period milieu, which is particularly confounding given the filmmaker’s evident anti-fascist sympathies.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 13, 2017
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- Keith Watson
No matter how likable Sutherland and Mirren are, they're still stuck in little more than an upbeat wish-fulfillment fantasy.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 14, 2018
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- Keith Watson
Power Rangers is so concerned with launching a mature teen-targeted franchise that it often forgets to have some fun.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Mar 23, 2017
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- Keith Watson
Lasse Hallström's gooey film exists only to offer comforting reassurances about dogs' natural servility.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 25, 2017
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- Keith Watson
James McTeigue's Breaking In is the sort of incompetently constructed thriller that gives B movies a bad name.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 10, 2018
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- Keith Watson
Director Timothy Reckart's The Star turns the greatest story ever told into just another kids' movie.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 16, 2017
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- Keith Watson
The Female Brain never seems quite sure whether it wants to probe the depths of its title subject or just make us laugh. And given the shallowness of its quasi-scientific blather and the tepidness of its comedy, it ultimately does neither.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 4, 2018
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- Keith Watson
Given the sheer amount of comic material here, some of the jokes are bound to fall flat, but the hit-to-miss ratio is depressingly low.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 18, 2018
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- Keith Watson
Ultimately, the only truly retro thing about this weirdly reactionary potboiler is its politics.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 14, 2019
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- Keith Watson
It's content to be the sort of film parents can throw on an iPad to ensure 90 minutes' worth of relative peace and quiet away from their antic children.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Apr 2, 2017
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- Keith Watson
Visually plain and ploddingly paced, My Little Pony: The Movie suggests four episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic smushed together with a Sia music video tacked on at the end.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 5, 2017
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- Keith Watson
Lacking any vibrancy, wit, or formal rigor, First Kill is not only as bland and leaden as its über-generic title suggests, it's downright sloppy to boot.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jul 20, 2017
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- Keith Watson
The film is ostensibly about the war for the soul of a house, but it couldn’t feel less lived in.- Slant Magazine
- Posted May 2, 2019
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- Keith Watson
The film veers almost at random from ghost story to family drama to erotic thriller to black comedy.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 10, 2016
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- Keith Watson
The film is peppered with interesting true-life details, but these are overwhelmed by frantic comedic sequences.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 5, 2016
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- Keith Watson
Ben-Hur director Timur Bekmambetov offers nothing new to the cinematic lexicon of the chariot race.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 17, 2016
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- Keith Watson
Over-stuffed and under-conceived, Fist Fight is a clumsy mélange of clashing comedic perspectives.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 16, 2017
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- Keith Watson
A constant sense of motion can’t obscure how stale, secondhand, and spiritless this entire endeavor feels.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 3, 2021
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- Keith Watson
Though it may clear the low bar set by the first film, The Nut Job 2 still suffers from many of the same problems.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 10, 2017
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- Keith Watson
The film is confused in conception, dreary in execution, and completely lacking in forward momentum.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Sep 6, 2016
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- Keith Watson
The new Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a deeply miscalculated mix of incoherent social commentary and over-the-top gore.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Feb 17, 2022
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- Keith Watson
This grimly self-serious tale of violent destiny is consistently drowned out by Vicente Amorim’s overreaching visual style.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Aug 31, 2021
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- Keith Watson
Schmaltzy, manipulative, and tonally schizophrenic, The Book of Henry is such a monumentally misguided venture that it ends up being oddly, if unintentionally, compelling.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jun 14, 2017
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- Keith Watson
The film portrays parenting as the death of manhood, a final surrender to the castrating effects of domesticity.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 9, 2017
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- Keith Watson
It feels like Sheldon Wilson tossed a bunch of third-hand scares in a blender and set it to puree, resulting in a gray, flavorless sludge.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Oct 23, 2016
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- Keith Watson
The words of Henry James have never sounded as leaden and preposterous as they do in Julien Landais’s The Aspern Papers.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 7, 2019
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- Keith Watson
The grim Australian biker drama Outlaws is little more than an endless stream of brooding, yelling, and “badass” posturing broken up by grisly violence and gratuitous sex scenes.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 28, 2019
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- Keith Watson
For a film about such a singular profession, Life on the Line offers surprisingly little insight into linemen's day-to-day labor.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Nov 14, 2016
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- Keith Watson
Though it pretends to stick up for all the schmucks in the world, the film is really just laughing along with the assholes.- Slant Magazine
- Posted Jan 21, 2018
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