For 754 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 35% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Keith Uhlich's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Level Five
Lowest review score: 0 The Do-Over
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 69 out of 754
754 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Uhlich
    The film is one that might have been dreamed up by one of the cynical douche bros from the Hangover during a blacked-out stupor.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    The directors rarely go beyond the experiential to provide larger, lasting insight into the journey's generational and historical importance. As such, the comedown from this Trip is a real bitch.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    There's an all-embracing openness here that belies the often cold and calculating characters she plays onscreen. She's the perfect confluence of brains and beauty, and it's a pleasure to be in her company.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    This is like a subpar "Naked Gun" feature cooked up by Eisenstein and Godard during a drug-addled lost weekend. Where's Leslie Nielsen when you need him?
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Writer-director Tariq Tapa-who shot much of this vérité-style film by himself-does a beautiful job attuning us to Dilawar's drifting routine, but what's especially striking is how he gives equal weight to the supporting characters.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    What ran more than three hours onstage now barely cracks two, and the cutting can be felt in the way the often gut-busting bad behavior is privileged over psychological credibility.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Adams gets a delectable onscreen partner in Justin Timberlake as a novice scout who takes an interest in Mickey. Even the old half-naked-moonlight-swim gambit feels fresh with these two involved.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    It's almost worth wading through the wearisome setup to get to the fun stuff. But there is a reason fast-forward buttons were invented.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    Even the stoniest face will crack when Aladeen sums up our cultural moment in a rousing, uproarious climactic speech worthy of both Chaplin and Team America.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    The voice work sounds more quick-paycheck than impassioned, and the animation rarely rises above video-game cut-scene quality. As revisionist holiday fables go, you're better off watching Aardman's delightful "Arthur Christmas" than this lump of coal.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Ed Harris is a performer made for Westerns, and he’s perfectly utilized in debuting director Michael Berry’s middling if still very watchable modern-day oater as Roy.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 0 Keith Uhlich
    Waititi is incapable of dealing with the twin horrors of oppression and indoctrination beyond cheap-seats sentimentality and joke-making.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    A dumb comedy out to prove its genre-defying smarts--the title is both an onscreen-supported reference to Walt Whitman and a wacky-tobaccy allusion--Leaves of Grass is a mostly mirthless affair; not even the sight of Edward Norton portraying twins tickles as it should.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    If anything distinguishes director Régis Roinsard’s take on well-trod material, it’s his Technicolor-bright widescreen palette (recalling many a late-’50s pillow-talk romance without a hint of snooty irony) and energetically game cast.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Weird for weirdness’s sake gets you only so far, however, and when Dupieux tries to connect all these strange goings-on to Dolph’s corporate-drone despondency, the movie takes a spurious turn toward rancid sentimentality. It seems that even a piece of dog excrement has feelings. Yuck.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    Del Toro and Amalric’s concentrated performances — the former resigned and shell-shocked, the latter agitated and servile — have an anguished grandeur.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    A mesmerizing study in excess, Peter Jackson and company's long-awaited prequel to the Lord of the Rings saga is bursting with surplus characters, wall-to-wall special effects, unapologetically drawn-out story tangents and double the frame rate (48 over 24) of the average movie.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    What we’re left with are a bunch of unseasoned performers and a first-time filmmaker clearly out of his depth (good lord, those green-screen shots!) hocking loogies at Mickey and friends with hit-and-mostly-miss fervidness.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Uhlich
    Berger’s script is little more than a series of contrived comic vignettes that prevent the actors from creating believable characters, forcing them to contort to fit the low-rent farce.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    Ferrara’s unconventional methods only manage to serve Chelsea on the Rocks, his loving portrait of Manhattan’s boho landmark, the Chelsea Hotel.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    The title character himself is also an unimpressive digital creation-Rogen might as well be performing his stoner-from-another-world shtick during a wee-hours movieoke session.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 Keith Uhlich
    Steven Soderbergh takes a macro approach to the scandal, though the results, with rare exception, are vexingly micro.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Irritated, you realize you've been watching an object that's all surface, no soul.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    Taken on its own fun-over-philosophy terms, this is an exercise in tone-shifting virtuosity.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Cluzet and Sy nonetheless make for ingratiating foils; the extended opening sequence in which the duo outwits a pair of cops like a hell-raising Laurel and Hardy could be a stellar short comedy if it weren't married to the deadly self-serious shtick that follows.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    There’s little that can be done with material wrung of its complications to accommodate an ultimately life-affirming, it-all-works-out agenda.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    The unintentional hilarity of the whole enterprise - especially when Albert attempts to romance one of the hotel's naive employees (Wasikowska) - at least keeps you engaged, as does the scene-by-scene suspense over which pitiably wide-eyed expression Close will choose to use next. Hopefully, she's practicing her gracious-loser face for awards season.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Getting old's a bitch. But the long-in-the-tooth quintet (Chaplin, Fonda, Guy Bedos, Claude Rich and Pierre Richard) at the center of Stéphane Robelin's featherweight French comedy has it all figured out.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    This is still a fascinating history, especially when Limelight touches on the club scene's dark side: A lengthy dissection of the Angel Melendez murder, complete with an appearance by weathered-looking killer Michael Alig, chillingly shows how the out-all-night lifestyle can take its toll.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    What really matters is seeing these pretty people get put through the gory wringer, and once the unholy spirit comes calling, Evil Dead more than delivers.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    For everything admirable, like the way female Prime Minister Agathe Uwilingiyimana (the wonderful Gakire) resigns herself to a violent death, there's a heavy-handed metaphor-a cute gaggle of orphaned goats-ready to smack away the intelligence.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    The razzle-dazzle can't distract from the monotonously overstuffed spy-film plot.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    The rousing speeches and booming battle scenes are all well done as far as blockbuster spectacle goes, but you can't help but feel the filmmakers' resistance to the story's grimmer undercurrents.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Expertly conjured atmosphere only gets Muschietti so far, but there's enough genuine promise here that you're willing to cut this talented newcomer some slack.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    A too-pat ending also spoils Rubberneck (shorter: Mommy made me do it!), though it doesn’t ruin the steely pleasures of the filmmaking.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Both Robert and Gus seem defined purely by their eccentric speech patterns, and it takes a while for the duo to register as anything other than acting-exercise conceits. But once the story takes a defiantly odd turn into thriller territory (really an excuse to hole up two talented thespians in a single location), the affected nature of the performances becomes a virtue.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Leaving is a tawdry potboiler slathered riotously in portent, complete with a lamebrained detour into vengeance that only Claude Chabrol would be able to pull off.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    What keeps you watching is the charisma of the performers: Hamm does an amiable riff on his Don Draper persona (he’s cynical before the big melt), Lake Bell is a delight as his tart-tongued love interest, and Sharma and Mittal are all charm as the cultures-uniting underdogs.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Unlike Romero’s film, what’s missing is a trenchant sense of connection to our historical moment.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Best is Viggo Mortensen's William S. Burroughs proxy Old Bull Lee, holed up in a perspiration-saturated Louisiana mansion with a shell-shocked Amy Adams and a gas-huffing chamber at the ready.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Clearly there's a lot of myth-dispelling to do; indeed, the film often seems like a public-service announcement wrapped around a sketchy narrative skeleton.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Would that the climax lived up to the tension-filled first two thirds. Let’s just say that Non-Stop reaches for some pointed post-9/11 political commentary that almost entirely exceeds its grasp. Total brainlessness, in this case, would have been a virtue.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    The film never entirely overcomes the sense that it's a calling-card vehicle.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    When the monsters finally show themselves, this potent theme is lost amid a lot of proficiently staged but insubstantial scare scenes - heavy on musical stingers and weightless CGI.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Keith Uhlich
    The late Bernard-Marie Koltès’s 1979 play isn’t opened up so much as clinically dissected by the film, with every character an enfeebled pawn in situations they’re at a loss to resolve.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    There’s no room for such soul-searching uncertainty with Gibson. After a few rapidly ticked-off minutes of gloom, the mission is clear: Get the sons of bitches, and make ’em pay.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    It’s high time Pedro had a lark. The buoyant and bawdy I’m So Excited plays like a to-hell-with-it-all riff from this seminal Spanish auteur, an excuse to gather his stock company for a breezy 90-minute party.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    There’s a marked sense of retreat in this tale that’s never explored--everyone goes out of the way to remember the past through rose-colored specs.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    There is no depth or resonance to anything we see and hear-everything is as it seems, no more, no less, and the reactionary superficiality dulls the senses. General Orders No. 9 strains for elegiac profundity and ends up as bad, backward-looking poetry.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    The unspoken theme underlying Dickens’s prose--that the money-grubbing Ebenezer is conversing with semblances of his own self--finds near-perfect cinematic expression through Carrey’s efforts.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Lee and Schamus make history blandly palatable; in the process, they rob the times and the people they’re portraying of their complications.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    Do you like movies about gladiators? Well, lend me your ears: The Eagle will more than gratify your sword-and-sandal cravings.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    For all of Cloud Atlas's pseudorevolutionary blather about upending the "natural order," the execution couldn't be squarer.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Too-cutesy conceits such as Hitch's imagined conversations with serial killer Ed Gein (Michael Wincott) feebly attempt to ground the story in psychological terra firma, while horribly on-the-nose dialogue flatters those viewers who prefer to keep their sense of cinema history on fan-mag frivolous levels.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Hyde Park could have been fawningly ponderous; that it's merely an airy trifle puts it a cut above the usual Oscar bait.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Hellion aims to cut deep, striking a tone that melds the hysterical moralism of Larry Clark’s Kids (1995) with the coming-of-age melancholy of Mud’s Jeff Nichols (also this film’s executive producer).
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    There’s little of the Church’s perspective in this doc, but you can’t really fault the filmmakers--Mormon leaders refused several overtures to participate. Read more: http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/film/86550/the-mormon-proposition-film-review#ixzz0r2j38wUF
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    2 Guns quickly degenerates into boilerplate Hollywood sound and fury, complete with a climactic Mexican standoff that revolves around a massive, burning pile of money. Irony, thou art lost.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    In a word: Ugh.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    You can't help feeling that an initially adventurous movie has had its rough edges sanded away.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    It's a competent, by-the-numbers action melodrama.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Yet worst of all is the way the film ultimately reveals its humanistic setup as a lazy pretext to redeem Damon's big-business apologist through the healing power of nature. He's not the only one who should be put out to pasture.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Aside from a few witty Looney Tunes–esque sight gags, such as one hilarious image of a woolly mammoth being swallowed up by the tectonically shifting earth, the stereoscopic visuals are a busy, personality-free digital blur.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Two monologues-one in which the Hobo compares himself to a bear, the other a Travis Bickle–like screed delivered to a roomful of increasingly distressed babies-are damn near Shakespearean. It's a shame the performance is contained in a Z-movie patchwork that's a bit too knowingly repugnant.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Like so many Doors chroniclers, DiCillo can’t help but fall under the singer’s spell; it’s understandable, but frustrating.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Apart from the devastating material itself, some of Lapa’s aesthetic choices are extremely off-putting.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Shorn of its quintessentially American roots, a biting tale of adult extravagance becomes insubstantially tween-aged.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Ultimately, this feels like a hagiographic official portrait that takes the sting out of the proverbial bee.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    This is truly De Palma–ville, and the filmmaker’s remake of Alain Corneau’s tale of corporate bloodletting, "Love Crime" (2010), is a welcome return to the carnal shockers that he does so well.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    The director’s latest—a lighthearted romance set in 1920s Germany and France—won’t do much to sway proponents or detractors from their own perspectives, though taken at face value, it’s one of Allen’s most charmingly conceived and performed efforts.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Ticking-time-bomb suspense is not Nair’s forte, so she relies on Michael Andrews’s Middle East–inflected score to do most of the heavy lifting in the present-day scenes, which feel shapeless and perfunctory.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    The results make your head spin more than they make your spirits soar.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Imagine "Goodfellas" without much in the way of stakes, and you’ll get Clint Eastwood’s pleasingly square and forgettable adaptation of the Tony-feted 2006 jukebox musical.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Still, if any modern strip is worthy of an extended, Hobbes-style tongue bath, it’s this one.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Though its insights are slight-the movie feels as delicate and ephemeral as its sleepy winter surroundings - you can't help but admire the overall generousness O'Brien shows to his characters and performers.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Uhlich
    For the most part, The Forgotten Space treats its subjects and settings as exploitable commodities in service to a lot of facile rise-working-man! muckraking. The ism trumps all.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    The movie’s admirable fleetness, however, doesn’t mitigate some of its narrative errors — Alexander’s opening voiceover suggests his family is totally oblivious to his role in their misery, which is disproved by a later scene — nor does it counteract an overall sense of slightness that prevents this from being a family-film classic.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Keith Uhlich
    The filmmaker's expressively cockeyed impulses soon take over (he's ably assisted by the terrific cinematographer Seamus McGarvey), and the resulting craziness is quite delightful to behold in the moment and to reflect on after.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Uhlich
    Im could care less about these people as characters, presenting them as either obscenely hot or repellently decaying bundles of flesh.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Things quickly fall apart, with a pileup of sub–Rod Serling narrative twists, a choppy action sequence heavy on the Michael Bay slo-mo and a sequel-ready climax that reveals the whole project as little more than a feature-length calling card.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Keith Uhlich
    There's a tight, tense thriller in all this. Unfortunately, director Deon Taylor and screenwriter Peter A. Dowling stretch things out to a logy 104 minutes. Too often, the suspense dissipates between action scenes when it should be consistent and relentless, even in the quietest moments.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Props should be given to Rodriguez’s breathless “let’s put on a show” inventiveness. Plus, Macy and the booger--kick ass!
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Unlike Carroll’s perversely idealized protagonist, Burton’s Alice is just another anachronistic feminist tearing down Victorian patriarchal norms. Even her—[shudder]—Avril Lavigne–blared theme song is a skin-deep grrrl-power accessory.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Olin never wavers in her commitment. She's often extraordinary in individual moments.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Fists fly furiously and much blood is spilled; there's a sacrifice via sword that's both cringe-inducing and cheerworthy. Even special guest star Jackie Chan gets in on the fun with a hilarious bit of food-jitsu. It's almost enough to make you forget that this entertainingly hollow film is populated entirely with toy soldiers.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    The film is made up of plundered parts from the "Oceans" series and "The Usual Suspects," and—like several of the forged tomes that figure in the plot — it’s a pale imitation.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Sadly, most of the film's dull edges have to do with De Niro, who is clearly in rest-on-his-laurels mode; at his worst, he approaches radioactive, Robin Williams levels of bathos, as when Jonathan - roaring like a bush-league Lear - is banned from the shelter for bad behavior.

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