For 754 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 35% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Keith Uhlich's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 Level Five
Lowest review score: 0 The Do-Over
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 69 out of 754
754 movie reviews
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Keith Uhlich
    Tennant is awful, by which I mean wonderful, by which I mean truly terrible, yet in a legitimately magnificent way…I think. This is a you-can’t-kill-THAT-performance! par excellence, beginning at peak nutball and staying breathlessly atop the trash heap.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    This is, in abstract, a bold and brilliant performance, an act of possession, really, and Smith never personally steps wrong in the film’s 96 minutes. But his work, sadly, is continuously undermined by everything surrounding him, beginning with a script, written by Timoner and Mikko Alanne, that frustratingly sticks to the then-this-happened conventions of a standard biopic.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Sarah’s circumstances are so ridiculously dire that there’s little left to do but laugh at them.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Keith Uhlich
    Superficiality reigns, but then a truly affecting scene will pop up.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Pascal and Thatcher are an outwardly compelling team, though they’re playing constructs instead of characters, hollow vehicles racing through this ragged future as opposed to convincingly long-term inhabitants of it.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Jinn consistently lets down its premise and performers with a by-the-numbers-at-best screenplay that triple-underlines all of its forward-thinking themes.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Whatever pathos is generated comes from Reynolds' commitment to all the self-exploitation. His inimitable charm is still there beneath all the corporeal decrepitude on which Rifkin and company shamelessly linger.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Olin never wavers in her commitment. She's often extraordinary in individual moments.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Keith Uhlich
    Earnest to a fault and soft-edged in its approach to faith (God is more in the margins here than he is a central, narrative-driving presence), yet direct and moving in some scene-by-scene specifics because of their basis in reality.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Keith Uhlich
    One thing's for certain: Not even Charles Darwin could fully figure this monkey out.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Uhlich
    Sandler's drool-accompanied ogling of the female form is now near Woody Allen levels of ick.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    By the end, you'll feel like you've seen it all before. But for a good while, Retake...seems like it's carving out some distinctive new territory in the well-trod world of queer cinema.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Keith Uhlich
    In the moment, the film's simplistic spirit is intoxicating. But take my word for it — the real-world hangover that follows is fierce.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 0 Keith Uhlich
    By now, it's clear that every Adam Sandler movie is dada of the high-concept, low-hanging-fruit variety, in which the Happy Madison stock company uses filmmaking (loosely termed) as an excuse to take an extended tropical vacation.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Keith Uhlich
    It's never fun watching a comedian's shrewdness ossify into shtick. Yet whatever incisiveness Ricky Gervais once had (and he had plenty, if The Office and Extras are any indication) is barely evident in the new Netflix-released satire Special Correspondents
    • 26 Metascore
    • 10 Keith Uhlich
    A wrongheaded, utterly incompetent, and nearly laugh-free satire.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    The Young Messiah is just, like, barely competent enough that the faith-based target audience won't feel entirely cheated.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Lumbering, lifeless, and—strange thing to say about a cadaver—almost entirely charmless. Almost entirely because both Lily James, as headstrong heroine Elizabeth Bennet, and Sam Riley, as her brooding suitor Mr. Darcy, make for a delightful onscreen pair.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 30 Keith Uhlich
    No one emerges especially worse for wear because the entire production is wholly apathetic to everything from a compelling story to sharp comic timing.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    One thing’s certain: This is no swoony love story. It intoxicates all the same.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    It really packs a punch (bet you saw that one coming).
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Keith Uhlich
    The popular view of art is that it belongs to the masses. Wiseman casts a more skeptical eye, questioning such egalitarianism with cold, hard historical context. Yet he simultaneously acknowledges that these works live on far beyond their original purpose, even if, as the film’s bold, brilliant climax suggests, they may eventually play to an audience of none.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Diplomacy’s origins as a play (written by Cyril Gely and starring the same actors) are always evident. Despite Schlöndorff’s attempts to give the movie some pop through widescreen lensing and noirish lighting, it’s a visually staid affair—very “filmed theater.” Fortunately, both Arestrup and Dussolier are captivating presences.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Uhlich
    What really makes Rudderless a full-blown affront is a late-breaking narrative revelation (no spoilers here) that’s meant to add resonant emotional depth, but instead comes off as jaw-droppingly repugnant. That’s appropriate, though, for a movie with no sense of direction.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Ultimately, this feels like a hagiographic official portrait that takes the sting out of the proverbial bee.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    The early scenes of Gabe Ibáñez’s impressively mounted but uneven thriller do some terrific dystopian world-building.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    The movie’s admirable fleetness, however, doesn’t mitigate some of its narrative errors — Alexander’s opening voiceover suggests his family is totally oblivious to his role in their misery, which is disproved by a later scene — nor does it counteract an overall sense of slightness that prevents this from being a family-film classic.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Uhlich
    Good God almighty: Not since Edward D. Wood Jr. unleashed a flotilla of paper-plate UFOs on beautiful downtown Burbank has there been a movie as stem-to-stern inept as this adaptation of the bestselling Christian novel series by Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Apart from the devastating material itself, some of Lapa’s aesthetic choices are extremely off-putting.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    For all its surface effectiveness, however, The Blue Room never quite makes that intangible leap into greatness. It’s a phenomenally executed exercise that, like its protagonist’s memory, is too wispy for its own good.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    For a while it’s a low-key fish-out-of-water comedy (with McDonald’s as one of its many obvious punch lines), then it morphs into a cumbrously sentimental tale of redemption.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    There’s no real pleasure in any of the musical performances. And when married to the scenes exploring Hendrix’s tumultuous personal life—particularly his semi-abusive relationship with long-term girlfriend Kathy Etchingham (Hayley Atwell)—you’re left with a monotonously grim portrait that’s more rewarding in theory than execution.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Uhlich
    Probably the biggest sin in a movie filled with many is turning Fonda into a nymphomaniacal sight gag who makes Barbarella look like Gloria Steinem.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    You can’t help but feel all the palpable joy is eliding some darker realities that would lend the copious musical performances a deeper resonance.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    The Israel-Palestine conflict is reduced to a crystalline, though still complicated, essence in Nadav Schirman’s alternately tedious and engrossing documentary.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    The lengthy final two shots (each running more than ten minutes) rank among the best work this inimitable artist has ever done.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    The filmmaker’s second feature is an unfortunate sophomore slump, an abrasive and opaque artist-in-crisis story that feels protracted at barely 80 minutes.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Ed Harris is a performer made for Westerns, and he’s perfectly utilized in debuting director Michael Berry’s middling if still very watchable modern-day oater as Roy.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    This potent emotional undercurrent goes a long way toward counteracting the movie’s clumsier moments, carrying us aloft to a finale that, in its strange mix of trepidation and tenderness, is truly sublime.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    The survey the film provides is bracing, and there are plenty of talking heads to guide us through the kaleidoscope of imagery. Unfortunately, there’s also a public-television vibe to the proceedings that mutes the overall power. It’s essential info presented with little imagination.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    It’s another fascinating entry in the director’s ongoing exploration of the sadistic and masochistic facets of human behavior.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    In comparison with near-impenetrable Garrel efforts like "Regular Lovers" (2005) and "Frontier of the Dawn" (2008), Jealousy cuts straight to the heart.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Keith Uhlich
    By using Laura as an avatar, Marker actually helps us see the visuals and their knotty meanings much more clearly. The more we watch, the more Laura softens, until — in a mind-bending conceit — her very status as a fictional creation is called into question. The effect is ecstatic.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 100 Keith Uhlich
    You might actually say the documentary itself is Mohassess’s final canvas, so infused it becomes with his alternately infuriating and infectious personality.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    These scenes make you wish the rest of the movie had similar bite, but Gibney tends toward that dutiful doc style that mixes talking heads and archival clips into a flavorless stew—a bland complement to Fela’s zesty on- and offstage presence.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    There’s a fine line between modesty and inconsequence, and this low-key, primarily improvised feature from mumblecore staple Joe Swanberg mostly blurs the divide.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Winterbottom’s inability to bring off this lurid stew of sex and violence is one problem; his (mis)direction of Affleck is another.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Uhlich
    The funny thing about all these sub-"Matrix" shenanigans is that they’re genuinely meant to stoke thought and reflection. Frankly, though, few movies have left me feeling as shorn of gray matter.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    The director’s latest—a lighthearted romance set in 1920s Germany and France—won’t do much to sway proponents or detractors from their own perspectives, though taken at face value, it’s one of Allen’s most charmingly conceived and performed efforts.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    The results make your head spin more than they make your spirits soar.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    The film adheres closely to a well-reviewed theater production cocreated by and starring Andre Gregory and Wallace Shawn, both of whom get to riff on their prickly "My Dinner with Andre" rapport.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Keith Uhlich
    The journey is often challenging, but the rewards—heady, emotional, provocative and invigorating—are endless.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    They have little feel for the technical side of filmmaking; the imagery is flat and the editing amateurish. Most shots seem held for a beat too long or too short, wreaking havoc with the comic rhythm. Nonetheless, McCarthy and Falcone’s attempts to make Tammy more flesh-and-blood than a figure of fun are often poignant.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Here, though, everyone involved seems above the rom-com conventions they’re satirizing, so anxious to get to each punch line that they let the connective tissue languish. You howl often but quickly forget why.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    False moments far outweigh the genuine ones, be it smarmy Dan’s indisputable genius (he’s such a stubble-sporting rebel, he refuses to wear suits) or the bogus anticorporate finale that leaves an especially slick aftertaste.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    This is a movie that preaches to its rafters-raising choir.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 Keith Uhlich
    Rohmer has a genius for taking a seemingly mundane situation and slowly tightening the screws.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Imagine "Goodfellas" without much in the way of stakes, and you’ll get Clint Eastwood’s pleasingly square and forgettable adaptation of the Tony-feted 2006 jukebox musical.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    Like :Carnage,: it’s a bit of a minor lark until a deliciously grotesque finale pushes it into the realm of such kinkily profound Polanski films as: Cul-de-sac: (1966) and "The Tenant" (1976). By that point, you can’t help but submit to the perversity.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Things quickly fall apart, with a pileup of sub–Rod Serling narrative twists, a choppy action sequence heavy on the Michael Bay slo-mo and a sequel-ready climax that reveals the whole project as little more than a feature-length calling card.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    The main talking point of this empty-headed thriller from Mexican director Amat Escalante is a sure-to-be-notorious instance of penis incineration — a dubious distinction.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Hellion aims to cut deep, striking a tone that melds the hysterical moralism of Larry Clark’s Kids (1995) with the coming-of-age melancholy of Mud’s Jeff Nichols (also this film’s executive producer).
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Only Jones seems most at home, striking just the right note of low-key malevolence. You’d follow him anywhere — maybe even into a better movie.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    Bellocchio counters these flaws with an energetically combative aesthetic (he makes you feel like you’re riding out a sociopolitical tempest, careening between perspectives) and an overarching humanism that gives equal weight to the many feelings stirred up by this hot-button situation.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    It goes off the rails early and often. You almost have to give it props for how resolutely batshit it is. Almost.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    The script—which Jones, Kieran Fitzgerald and Wesley Oliver adapted from Glendon Swarthout's 1988 novel—shifts uneasily between tragedy and comedy.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    It’s nice to see this great filmmaker sculpting something that feels genuinely revelatory. That’s not to say that the 3-D Goodbye to Language is always an easy sit.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Once Miller lays all his cards on the table, however, you realize you haven’t been watching people struggling with the very real temptations of unchecked privilege, so much as fumbling blindly in a glib, gloomy satire of American exceptionalism.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Nicholas Wrathall’s documentary—rough-edged in style, yet anchored by pointed and poignant interviews with the man himself — is mostly for those already fascinated by Vidal’s colorful life.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Mostly, though, this Creek has run dry.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Keith Uhlich
    You may often find yourself second-guessing the film, questioning how—and if—it will all come together. But by the time of the intense and impassioned climax, a storm of emotion is ensured: a great movie rising before you like a delusion, like a dream.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    What keeps you watching is the charisma of the performers: Hamm does an amiable riff on his Don Draper persona (he’s cynical before the big melt), Lake Bell is a delight as his tart-tongued love interest, and Sharma and Mittal are all charm as the cultures-uniting underdogs.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Fortunately Coppola’s sensitivity is always evident, especially in the open-hearted performances she gets from Roberts and Kilmer (whose father, Val, has a funny, pot-addled cameo).
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Marvin Kren’s enjoyable if ephemeral horror movie gets by for a while on its dopey premise.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Uhlich
    The whole sorry enterprise leaves you feeling, well, shafted.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    It’s unfortunate that Stelling and his cast aren’t able to lift the story much above mawkishness.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Fortunately, a few striking sequences break up the tedium.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Keith Uhlich
    You could hardly ask for a more beautiful vision of souls in transit.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Joe
    Yet Green, as is his wont, too often strains for poetic effect through flowery voiceover and tone-deaf interactions — like those between Joe and his latest short-term girlfriend — that undercut the genuineness.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Keith Uhlich
    If Jim Jarmusch’s languorous, laconic style isn’t your bag, his stone-faced vampire comedy won’t make you a believer. Those who’ve already been bitten, however, will swoon like the film’s toothy leads whenever their lips touch neck juice.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    All of this is fascinating in the moment, yet the doc never yokes all these threads into anything particularly deep or illuminating. The Galapagos Affair is less social commentary, more gossip.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Uhlich
    Only Gaby Hoffmann makes a lasting impression, as the thick-skinned pariah of the bunch. Somehow she’s able to give the ring of truth to even the hoariest of Hennelly and cowriter Sarah Adina Smith’s conceits (notably a rally-the-troops speech cribbed from founding father George Washington). The rest makes you long for Armageddon.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    You’re thankful when Ayer stops trying to artistically tart up this Peckinpah-lite tale of vengeance and just lets his leading man do what he does best: blow the bad guys away.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Darren Aronofsky’s big-ticket retelling of the biblical legend of Noah (Russell Crowe, so damn serious) is a wildly stupid, yet still train-wreck-fascinating piece of work.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    Cheap Thrills is little more than low-budget torture porn for the doobie-addled dudebro contingent.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Maier’s images are truly stunning—vivid documents of the working class that are off-the-cuff yet rigorously composed, always capturing that enigmatic bit of her subject’s soul that leaves you in spine-tingled awe.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    The brotherly-love epiphany to which the film builds does effectively pluck the heartstrings, but there’s a lingering sense that we’re being had.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Family members fight and reconcile over delicious-looking regional cuisine, new romantic possibilities present themselves, and Deneuve swans through all the heartstring-plucking silliness like the ethereal superstar she is. There are worse things in life.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Keith Uhlich
    The film is made up of plundered parts from the "Oceans" series and "The Usual Suspects," and—like several of the forged tomes that figure in the plot — it’s a pale imitation.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Anyone who has ever loved a television show can see that Thomas and his crew are working overtime to give VM aficionados everything they want.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Melodrama often risks the ridiculous to achieve the sublime, and though this unabashedly earnest tearjerker doesn’t completely transcend its narrative absurdities, it’s enough of a distinctively odd duck to keep you engaged.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    This is hardly a symphony of terror, but it’s still a solidly composed exercise in suspense.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Would that the climax lived up to the tension-filled first two thirds. Let’s just say that Non-Stop reaches for some pointed post-9/11 political commentary that almost entirely exceeds its grasp. Total brainlessness, in this case, would have been a virtue.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    May’s biggest get, however, is Ciavarella himself—a man forever rationalizing his shady actions, who emerges as a more complexly tragic figure than you’d think possible.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    This is a life lived, perhaps not always well, but certainly to the fullest.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    A complex final scene — in which everyone finally lets the tears flow — only deepens the sense that well-meaning mother love can be as poisonous as it is nourishing.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Imagine "His Girl Friday" crossed with "Armageddon" and you’ll get a sense of the unfortunate disconnect that prevents an enjoyable light entertainment from achieving rom-com nirvana.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    The story beats are as familiar as they come, and there are a few halfhearted stabs at redeeming Roberts’s clueless character when it would have been better to push her feeble-mindedness to Anna Faris–esque extremes.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Keith Uhlich
    Del Toro and Amalric’s concentrated performances — the former resigned and shell-shocked, the latter agitated and servile — have an anguished grandeur.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Keith Uhlich
    Clooney occasionally shows a surer hand: He gets great work from Downton Abbey’s Bonneville — notably in an emotionally charged scene revolving around Michelangelo’s Madonna of Bruges — and has a fine monologue himself, in which Stokes dresses down a high-ranking German commander (a moving encapsulation of the American spirit at its best).

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