Keith Phipps

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For 60 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 40% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 59% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Keith Phipps' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 90 Crawl
Lowest review score: 30 Michael
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 32 out of 60
  2. Mixed: 26 out of 60
  3. Negative: 2 out of 60
60 movie reviews
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    • 17 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Phipps
    The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
    The first Human Centipede had audacity on its side. Human Centipede II has only excess.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Phipps
    Jersey Guy
    Parlavecchio is kind of an asshole, and that–along with the stilted dialogue, clueless portrayals of women, and the fact that much of the plot has been lifted from Tom Perrotta's terrific novel "The Wishbones"–ranks among the film's main problems.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Phipps
    The Cookout
    Gives virtually every cast member a shot at humiliation.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Phipps
    House of the Dead
    Much poorly choreographed gunplay, many lovingly rendered head explosions, and some half-assed exposition about centuries-old, immortality-seeking pirates follow, with nothing to recommend House Of The Dead to anyone but the most undiscriminating zombie-movie fans.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Phipps
    Rollerball
    Only those attracted to "Waterworld" or "Last Action Hero" level big-budget disasters need bother with this one.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 25 Keith Phipps
    A Little Bit of Heaven
    Bravely or stupidly, both A Little Bit Of Heaven and its heroine charge on as if the introduction of terminal cancer didn't change things that much.
    • 14 Metascore
    • 0 Keith Phipps
    Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
    Does this even count as a movie?
    • 12 Metascore
    • 0 Keith Phipps
    The Avengers
    It's almost fascinating to witness just how lousy The Avengers really is.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 10 Keith Phipps
    The Master of Disguise
    A film about as funny as a seeping wound.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 10 Keith Phipps
    Pinocchio
    An unintended gift to midnight-movie programmers and students of the bizarre, Roberto Benigni's Pinocchio could have become a "Howard The Duck" -- or "Battlefield Earth"-like synonym for cinematic miscalculation, were its title not already so familiar.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 30 Keith Phipps
    Alone in the Dark
    A fairly faithful adaptation of what a game is like, but without the pleasure of getting to play or the much-needed option of pressing the "off" button.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 10 Keith Phipps
    Dirty Love
    Dirty Love offers a series of desperate would-be comic moments.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 20 Keith Phipps
    State Property
    A singularly uncharismatic leading man, the paunchy, expressionless, frequently inarticulate Sigel makes an unintentionally comic impression as a character named, naturally, Beans.
    • 7 Metascore
    • 0 Keith Phipps
    The Hottie & the Nottie
    How is Paris Hilton in her first starring role to receive a national release? Pretty bad, actually. She's limited to a single, all-too-familiar expression of smug self-satisfaction, and she delivers her lines in a tone somewhere between "seductive" and "dish-soap commercial."
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Keith Phipps
    Ghost Chase
    For all the difficulties facing young filmmakers attempting to make it in Hollywood, many services are designed to aid their struggle. Film schools, for example, can help young visionaries hone their technical skills and expand their knowledge of film history. But more helpful than anything, if Ghost Chase is to be believed, are the ghosts of long-dead butlers who take the form of midget extraterrestrials.
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