Juan Carlos Coto
Select another critic »For 38 reviews, this critic has graded:
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47% higher than the average critic
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5% same as the average critic
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48% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 21.4 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Juan Carlos Coto's Scores
- Movies
- TV
| Average review score: | 44 | |
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| Highest review score: | How to Get Ahead in Advertising | |
| Lowest review score: | Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 13 out of 38
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Mixed: 10 out of 38
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Negative: 15 out of 38
38
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- Juan Carlos Coto
With it's buxom, raven-haired star, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark skips a chance to spoof B-movies and instead shatters the all-time record for breast jokes in one movie. There's at least one every three minutes, and a tassel- twirling ending that stretches the limits of this PG-13 picture. But the real immorality here is that a quirky character -- yes, Elvira has her moments -- is played like an unfunny bimbo with one-liners that die quick deaths. [04 Oct 1988, p.C4]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
Return to the Blue Lagoon? Why, exactly, would anyone want to? [05 Aug 1991, p.C3]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
In the end, Wendy and Hiro lose their identities in each other's cultures -- an interesting premise for a movie. However, this potentially dramatic point suffers from a badly paced script, and acting that leaves you wondering where the characters are. [15 Apr 1988, p.C12]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
It's supposed to be funny, and first-time writer-director Tom Ropelewski wastes no time in making this known, by banging the audience over the head with gags that range from brainless to crude. [16 Feb 1990, p.G5]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
B-movie king Charles Bronson, whose long association with Cannon Films has set all-time lows in the idiotic, hits rock bottom in Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects. [03 Feb 1989, p.C5]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
Has he forgotten how to act? He can't deliver lines, he has no comic timing, he moves like a crippled buffalo -- Eastwood is so awful in this unfunny action comedy that those obnoxious movies with Clyde the orangutan now seem like Shakespeare. [29 May 1989, p.C1]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
Estevez is a self-important performer and his cockiness mutes most of the movie's laughs. If not for Sheen, a much more appealing comic actor than his brother, Men at Work would hardly be palatable. [29 Aug 1990, p.D5]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
Director Deran Sarafian and cinematographer Russell Carpenter give Death Warrant a great gloomy feel and know how how to use extreme close-ups as effective eye candy. But candy is about all we get. [18 Sep 1990, p.C3]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
As expected, Kevin Costner is witty and personable in Revenge. The movie isn't nearly as charming. It overstays its welcome with a story that's not gripping enough to fill half its two-hour running time. [21 Feb 1990, p.D4]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
McCarthy wanders around this movie like he's lost. You'll suffer the same fate in Kansas. [23 Sep 1988, p.E5]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
The devices in the script are more obvious than the special effects. [27 Apr 1990, p.G5]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
It still stinks...It's just a miss. [21 Dec 1990, p.13]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
After he reveals what is ultimately a paper-thin murder scheme, LaLoggia develops suspense, but like the rest of the thrills in Lady in White, it is fleeting. [27 Jun 1988, p.D6]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
We're subjected to 80 minutes of butt- kicking -- most of it contrived and flatly staged -- in Speakman's embarrassing debut, The Perfect Weapon. [19 Mar 1991, p.C5]- Miami Herald
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- Juan Carlos Coto
She's Out of Control is too insipid to take. [15 Apr 1989, p.E5]- Miami Herald
