Jordan Mintzer

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For 459 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.3 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Mintzer's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 67
Highest review score: 100 The Club
Lowest review score: 20 The Pretenders
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 17 out of 459
459 movie reviews
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    The film is so refined and filled with good taste, not to mention poetry citations and dialogue rendered with quotations marks, that it often feels inert.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    It’s all rather trite if easygoing entertainment aimed at the 6-and-under set, with A Turtle’s Tale creator Ben Stassen (credited as producer) and director Vincent Kesteloot delivering a colorful 3D adventure that lacks the sophistication of a Zootopia or Kung Fu Panda, but thankfully avoids some of their snark as well.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    With all the recent controversy surrounding Depp, not to mention Maïwenn herself, the result of their collaboration is a handsome period piece that feels both flat and shallow, and certainly far from any scandale.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    The circus theme already feels played out from the start, while the story heads in mostly predictable directions despite the limited pleasure of seeing those mighty morphin power crackers in action.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    As Jaws and all the best predecessors have shown (John Carpenter’s The Thing also seems like a major reference), you really need to care about the crew before they’re eaten, and Hardiman doesn’t draw strong enough characters for us to latch onto.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Delightfully old-school on the animation side, but too old-fashioned on the story side, French 2D toon A Cat in Paris is easy enough on the eyes yet never quite justifies feature-length status.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    With its bloated running time and tonal shifts, the story tends to steer off course, though strong performances help keep it in tow.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Benyamina has a hard time maintaining her film's pace and plausibility, especially during a third act that slides too far into genre territory and its accompanying clichés.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    It’s more like the kind of standard Sundance-bound dramedy we’ve seen lots of times before, albeit with a charming cast and some sharp bits of commentary on race, identity and gender that come courtesy of screenwriter Adrian Tomine, who adapted his 2007 graphic novel of the same title.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    If the "ghost" of anime classic Ghost in the Shell refers to the soul looming inside of its killer female cyborg, then this live-action reboot from director Rupert Sanders really only leaves us the shell: a heavily computer-generated enterprise with more body than brains, more visuals than ideas, as if the original movie’s hard drive had been wiped clean of all that was dark, poetic and mystifying.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Is it all poetry or just a put-on? Again, Baby Invasion is a bit of both, and viewers are likely to either vibe out or tune out.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    The result is more admirable than captivating, losing its way in old school hijinks (wacky professors, evil spies, a femme fatale) that grow outlandishly phantasmagorical as the plot thickens.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    While De Angelis knows how to create visceral action and moments of intensity, he’s incapable of the slightest hint of subtlety.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Euro-financed production throws large chunks of change at a corporate espionage saga spanning several continents, yet most of the money seems to have landed in locations, with too little allocated to the script and stunt departments.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Beyond a few scattered insights, Quest mostly remains on the surface of someone it portrays as a kind of culinary Prometheus, all the while failing to justify why that should be the case. It's like a tasting menu that never really turns into a full meal.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    It’s a thought-provoking subject that probably plays better on paper than on screen, urging us to seek out the writer’s books once the movie is over.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Dark Glasses is never all that scary, and some of it is just plain silly, but if you take it at face value it can be enjoyable enough to sit through — more of a reminder of what Argento used to do best than an example in its own right.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Here the burn can be too slow to handle at times, as if the gas had been forever left at medium-low heat. You're ultimately left wanting more from a movie that tries to drift away from the usual policier template, even though shots are fired and bodies drop.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    It’s not quite enough to prevent this B-grade rendition from feeling rather familiar and unsuspenseful, even if stars Sydney Sweeney (Euphoria) and Madison Iseman (Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle) provide a decent level of tension throughout.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Backed by a colorful DIY aesthetic that makes the most of its budget, the film is nonetheless sappy and, in terms of its comedy, rather cringe-worthy, never quite finding the sweet spot between romance and laughs.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Despite its late shortcomings, Going Away demonstrates Garcia’s ability to coax strong performances out of a relatively young cast.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    This violent first feature is carried more by leads Christopher Abbott and Barry Keoghan than by its dour storytelling.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    An exhausting pièce d’indulgence from the veteran video/feature director, who can never quite shape all the bric-a-brac, not to mention an all-star Gallic cast, into a workable whole.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Has some clever ideas up its sleeve, but otherwise fails to provoke much interest in the travails of its 40-something central character.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    It’s all a little zany and overcooked and childish, which is perhaps why the series has been so popular with French tykes and is probably better fitted for 22-minute episodes than feature-length treatment.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    It can impress with its utter originality and technical know-how, but there’s so much going on for so long that many viewers will be exhausted by the midway point, if not earlier.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    A schmaltzy, mildly satisfying Anglo take on the BFFs-to-bedfellows subgenre that’s been seen recently in romantic comedies.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Generic and, at its best, straining to be heartfelt.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    Even if the film does manage to reveal the splendor of each voyage, it tends to lose its characters in the landscape.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 Jordan Mintzer
    By doubling down on a movie that yearns to be both introspective and bone-crunchingly cool, Wild Card overplays its hand.

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