Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 26 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Meet the Blacks is an asinine film (though with a kernel of seriousness) but whenever it feels like it is running out of steam, something strange and surreal will happen to elevate it above a typical spoof movie.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    What I like about Among the Believers, a portrait of radical Islam in Pakistan, is how the first two-thirds of the movie strives to remain as balanced as possible.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Yellow Birds goes heavy on the brooding, and even though a lot of it looks gorgeous and carries the whiff of great importance it is ultimately stunted by a central event that isn’t worth the mystery that surrounds it.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s more to this movie than sweeping music and celebrating in slow motion. It all stems from Costner’s remarkable, taciturn performance as Coach White.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It doesn’t make sense as a comedy, it doesn’t quite work as a drama, and it doesn’t follow the typical roadmap of a biopic, but Rules Don’t Apply is strangely compelling nonetheless.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The film isn’t a home run, but with Rudd in the lead in something so out of the ordinary for him, it’s fair to call a ground rule double.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    History and politics are present in this film, but over at the kids table.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    I’d be lying if I said this movie didn’t crack me up on more than a few occasions.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Moore doesn’t want to tear Trump down so much as he wants to build Clinton up, and however much of a dingus he may be (some of his jokes really don’t work), he is sincere in his optimism and empathy. That’s something that you just can’t fake.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Bobbito’s storytelling is infectious, and the scenes of community outreach are heartwarming. May all such vanity projects have such a friendly beat.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    What’s key is that even though this is a movie about a scoundrel, it’s all very optimistic. Forbes and Wolodarsky keep the frame bright and the filmmaking calls attention to itself only when necessary.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Mayer’s The Seagull is not a masterpiece, but it is impressive, and for those who agree that it is important to check back in with the classics, the whole company deserves its huzzahs.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    No one in the film is particularly likeable, and while the global implications about epistemology are interesting, the specifics of this particular case, at least rendered here, are quite dull.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    What this by-the-numbers approach lacks in artistry it makes up for in an avalanche of facts.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Nothing Compares is simply more about the Sinéad you already know. But a critic’s original sin is to review the movie you want to see, not the movie that exists. To that end, with expectations managed, Nothing Compares is a quite engaging document.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    This isn’t a movie so much as a fetishist’s fever dream—a fantasia of New York crime movies from the 1970s that places the specificity of its time and place at center stage more than any actual New York crime movie from the era.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Director Ron Howard does a solid job of getting the smell of salt off the page and into the picture. The first half works quite well simply as a procedural, but when the action comes we run into trouble. The well-earned seriousness is washed away as we’re broadsided by B-movie tropes.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Age of Adaline, which starts off looking like a frothy series of excuses to put Blake Lively in some fabulously timeless gowns, ends up an emotional and even bold chamber drama. Its ending is ludicrous, but also perfect, and I’d be lying if I didn’t get a little choked up.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It is a frustrating filmgoing experience, but still one worthy of your time for the acting alone.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Certainly we care for Margaret and the way Walter has her trapped, but her character comes across as a cypher representing a great number of issues without being a real individual. This movie wants to be an oil painting, but ends up being more of a mass-produced, though good-quality print.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    The problem with Finding Dory is it doesn’t know when enough is enough. Its believe-in-yourself message is pounded with the subtlety of a hammerhead shark and the final action sequence is really too far-fetched to fathom.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s just too much good stuff to dismiss White Bird in a Blizzard out of hand, even if it does have a somewhat dull and desultory plot.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s a film tremendously out of step with current tastes, and while I doubt that was its goal, this peculiarity makes it strangely watchable – even enjoyable.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s a great story that lends itself to some striking scenes. Yet the film in total – if I may paraphrase Webb’s critics – has a number of holes.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Perfect Sisters may stand accused of being rife with tone-deaf stylistic choices, but the more positive spin is to call it a marginal film elevated, however inadvertently, by the strange specificity of its scenes.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    While there are some okay side stories (stuff with the daughters and daughters’ friends) it kinda feels like attending a dinner party and checking in on the first world problems of a friend you kinda like, but don’t like enough to ask any follow up questions.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s a streak of old-fashioned B-movie spooky playfulness here, and when actual, motivated characters are on screen it’s delightful.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    While ultimately gory — and a little dopey — this is no rowdy, exploitation-y, gross-out picture. This is a film where ambience, glossy imagery and performance are more effective than the splatter.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Cheadle’s got the cred, and the period evocation is tremendous. It’s just that I’m not sure he has all that much to say
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Jordan Hoffman
    Southside With You uses our affection for the Obamas to add urgency in the otherwise simple script.

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