Johnny Oleksinski
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53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics.
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Johnny Oleksinski's Scores
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| Average review score: | 59 | |
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| Highest review score: | Avatar: The Way of Water | |
| Lowest review score: | Gotti | |
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Positive: 365 out of 682
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Mixed: 125 out of 682
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Negative: 192 out of 682
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Netflix needs to add a category for its new original film The Laundromat. Right under “Movies you might like” should be “Movies you will loathe.”- New York Post
- Posted Sep 26, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Moore, by the way, has never been a comic genius. The woman has played Hester Prynne — not the Laugh Factory. Still, she keeps giving the yuks the old college try. Here, the usually easeful actress cranks things up to Ludicrous Speed, and comes off like a drugged-up yogi.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 20, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Rambo: Last Blood features what’s easily the most violent movie scene of the year. It’s awesome.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 19, 2019
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Roy Cohn was way more entertaining than the new documentary about Roy Cohn.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 19, 2019
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Director James Gray’s style harks back to classic space movies, such as “Alien” and “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan,” that played around with the vastness of the stars, and made it seem like there was nowhere lonelier. Ad Astra also has an old-school visual panache, with deep-colored, dramatic lighting that’s regrettably fallen out of fashion.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 18, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The Goldfinch should be called “CliffsNotes: The Movie,” because after seeing this pedantic film adaptation, I now know all 3 billion plot points of Donna Tartt’s acclaimed 2013 novel. And, like skimming a colorless cheat sheet, I still have no clue what’s so great about it.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 12, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Julian Fellowes would have been far better off writing another relaxed Christmas special to satisfy fans.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 9, 2019
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- Posted Sep 3, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
John Travolta’s new film is a lot like “Misery” — just without the acclaim.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 29, 2019
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Ralph Fiennes as Gun’s eventual lawyer, however, is totally forgettable, as is much of the standard-issue, self-important docudrama. So much of Gregory Bernstein, Sara Bernstein and Gavin Hood’s screenplay arrives with a thud that it might’ve been written with clenched fists. Knightley’s overwrought performance doesn’t help either.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 27, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The tone of “Brittany,” and its emotional impact, reminds me of Amazon’s other heartfelt winner, “The Big Sick,” which netted Kumail Nanjiani and Emily V. Gordon an Oscar nod for original screenplay. Colaizzo should get one, too.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 21, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Driven is a lot like a DeLorean: Looks great, but moves slow — if it even moves at all.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 15, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Linklater, a director who usually earns his sentiment, just can’t get the tone right. “Bernadette” is supposed to skewer the norms of family, suburban life and motherhood. While Bernadette should be a creature out of Wes Anderson, Blanchett and her director opt for “The Addams Family” instead. Nothing about it works.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 14, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
This humorless, sadistically violent wreck has not a single satisfying second. It does, however, have more than 50 F-bombs.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 8, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Luce is a taut, extremely watchable movie, though the dialogue could loosen up a touch.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 2, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The Rock is funny and charismatic in “Hobbs & Shaw,” and his bro chemistry with co-star Jason Statham is a joy. The pair slinging vicious insults at each other is almost vaudevillian — it would make a decent live tour. And then there’s the rest of the movie.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 1, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
I think what Tarantino is going for is brazenly manipulating historical events to suit his style, and turning a well-worn genre on its head. But in so doing he’s made an everything bagel of a movie: Part satire, part bear hug, part fictional bromance.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 24, 2019
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- Posted Jul 9, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Director and writer Riley Stearns’ mediocre comedy aims to be a roundhouse kick at traditional masculinity, but doesn’t manage to take it down in any deep or insightful way.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 9, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
You can see director Jon Watts and the filmmakers struggling to replicate the magic of their first film. But its charm came not from an overabundance of jokes, but from turning Spidey into a school hallway hero whose biggest challenge was girls. Jetting off to Venice, Prague and London and busting up landmarks brings it more in line with the rest of the overly dense Marvel Cinematic Universe.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 27, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
If you’re a Fab Four fan like I am, that setup itself sends you into an existential tizzy. But it makes for a likable, quirky movie that’s British writer Richard Curtis’ (“Bridget Jones’ Diary”) best work in years.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 26, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
This re-imagining of Chucky’s origins manages to be both crazier and more level-headed than the original, in which the doll strolled around Chicago talking like a gangster from “Guys and Dolls.”- New York Post
- Posted Jun 20, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Does it tug the heartstrings? Absolutely. Is it funny? The funniest of the quartet, in fact thanks to a weird new character. But Pixar, like its former funder Apple, has conditioned audiences to expect more than a nice little movie. We want to be amazed — not subscribe to Apple TV+.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 13, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
A cautionary tale for the age of reboots, “International” takes over from a perfectly good comedy film series, and turns it into witless, generic space debris. It is the “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull” of “MiB” — but somehow the aliens here are even worse.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 12, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Kaling’s script addresses issues such as sexism in the #MeToo era, ageism and racial prejudice in her disarmingly light and sneaky way.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 6, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Pretty far-fetched even for a franchise about rare genetic mutations that allow people to read minds and shoot lasers with their eyes. It’s not bad, just crazy.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 4, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Ma is a much more enjoyable ride than the even more preposterous “Greta,” which got lost in undeserved self-seriousness.- New York Post
- Posted May 30, 2019
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- Posted May 28, 2019
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- Posted May 24, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Freddie Mercury may have had the better voice, but it’s Elton John who gets the better movie. Rocketman, director Dexter Fletcher’s trippy new biopic about the flamboyant rocker is braver, deeper and more enlightening than last year’s slobbering piece of Queen propaganda “Bohemian Rhapsody” (which he also partly directed).- New York Post
- Posted May 22, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Massoud and Scott make a live-action “Aladdin” succeed on a different level than a cartoon can — as a teary romance. “A Whole New World” is more moving than the original.- New York Post
- Posted May 22, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
With stakes so high, the movie should pack a punch. But while it keeps its eye on the stars, its feet never leave the ground.- New York Post
- Posted May 16, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The John Wick action series doesn’t get bogged down in such silly trivialities as character development, plot, dialogue, morals or any of the usual rubrics most films follow. Instead, these fun flicks are just loosely connected, extremely violent fight scenes starring Neo from “The Matrix.” And why the hell not?- New York Post
- Posted May 15, 2019
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- Posted May 9, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Still, Poms mostly patronizes older people as it turns them into punchlines. Be regressive! B.E. R.E.G.R.E.S.S.I.V.E!- New York Post
- Posted May 9, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Being obvious nostalgia bait for children of the ’90s, director Rob Letterman’s film has no right to be as good or well-crafted as it is. The plot takes major twists that come as legitimate surprises, and seeing those old cartoon characters plopped into our world rendered in CGI is enormously satisfying.- New York Post
- Posted May 8, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The script is garbage, the voice acting is wooden and the songs are as infectious — and deadly — as the Mister Softee jingle.- New York Post
- Posted May 2, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
It’s as sprawling and pulse-pounding a fight as you’re hoping it will be.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 23, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
It’s a harrowing tale that deserves a much better movie than this insipid junk.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 19, 2019
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- Posted Apr 12, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The race for worst movie of the year is heating up. You could even say it’s hotter than hell, now that Hellboy has taken the lead. This awful, disgusting, unfunny, idiotically plotted comic book flick offends the senses as much as the rankest subway car on the hottest summer day.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 10, 2019
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- Posted Apr 5, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
With hero flicks getting as weighty and self-important as “The Handmaid’s Tale,” it’s a relief to watch one let its hair down. These gloomy films could use more exclamation points.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 3, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Those flight sequences — first suspenseful, then euphoric — take you back to the classic “Dumbo” as much as they do to classic Burton.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 26, 2019
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- Posted Mar 22, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The races of Trading Paint, however, are as exciting as a Ford Taurus trying to parallel park.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 22, 2019
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The movie is smartly paced, and Sprouse (“Riverdale”) and Richardson make for one of the more adorable pairs in recent films. You not only want what’s best for them, but believe it can actually happen.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 15, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The drama is a crude blend of history and pulpy romance, with maudlin performances from the two leads.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 14, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
If Wonder Park were a carnival attraction, it would be the merry-go-round. The animated movie has animals, relentless positivity and the most predictable journey ever. You must be no more than 4 feet tall to ride this one.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 14, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
There are some zippy chase scenes and shootouts, and tension throughout. But the characters — especially the lethargic Affleck — make for more of a C-Team than an A-Team.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 14, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Panahi, who defied a filmmaking ban from the Iranian government to make this, is a director always worth supporting.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 8, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
What’s said to be Marvel’s most powerful superhero ever is served Melatonin by Larson. There is precious little texture or detail, ups and downs, or emotions of any kind in her performance. The character, even when kicking ass, is a total bore. Such as it is, the film’s best moments are provided by Jackson and a hilarious cat.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 5, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Both boys are good, and Kyle MacLachlan gives a tender turn as Franky’s gay dad. But the sheer amount of issues shoved in here is overpowering.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 1, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Moretz, meanwhile, acts like Little Red Riding Hood talking to her conspicuously hairy grandma — impossibly naive, and therefore dull and unbelievable. She’s a solid actress, but she shines best in indies or in parts with real edge. Greta is a camp-fest.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 1, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Apollo 11 is foremost a tale of technology and humanity. It’s about a country that needed a figurative lift, and got it with a literal one.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 27, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Although the film is about Paige’s unlikely rise to TV stardom, what grabs us most is the eclectic Knight family running a scrappy professional wrestling gym on a shoestring. It might be the biggest missed reality-TV show opportunity ever.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 14, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
By the end of this derivative, heartless mess, you’ll conclude that a garbage dump is exactly where writer-producer James Cameron’s new project belongs.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 13, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Instead of smarts, we get farts. The movie is packed with gross body and sex humor, reductive characters (the gay assistant, the boss who should be fired) and delusions of insight. And Henson’s likable performance is so overblown, it could be sponsored by Red Bull.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 12, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Cold Pursuit is stark and refreshing, like taking an icy swim with the Polar Bear Club. A jolt. The movie makes you want him to stay around for a while longer.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 12, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The movie is hysterical, and at just under 90 minutes, the gag never wears thin.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 12, 2019
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- Posted Jan 11, 2019
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- Johnny Oleksinski
It's not asking much that a thriller be scary or shocking. This one waffles between being predictable and absurd.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 4, 2019
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Nothing salacious, and no dropped bombs here. Stan & Ollie portrays the pair less as hot-headed collaborators than a bickering married couple.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 27, 2018
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- Posted Dec 19, 2018
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The franchise’s greatest transformation yet: He’s made a pretty good movie.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 19, 2018
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The embarrassing drama — offensive, clunky, poorly written — sullies Eastwood’s storied legacy, and makes great actors such as Bradley Cooper and Dianne Wiest come off like amateurs.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 13, 2018
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- Johnny Oleksinski
This “Poppins” sequel has an entirely new score, with exactly none of the cherished songs from the great Julie Andrews movie. Once you accept that, you can move on — and enjoy the countless other joys this follow-up has to offer. It will be a jolly-er holiday with Mary Poppins Returns.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 12, 2018
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An Aquaman sequel is reportedly in the works. The series already has a strong leading man and a feel for an epic. The filmmakers just need to find the heart of their ocean.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 11, 2018
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Although “Ben” can get a little sentimental at times, Roberts and Hedges are a team to root for.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 11, 2018
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- Posted Dec 11, 2018
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Nestled inside that warm setup is cloying dialogue, condescending voice work and confusing story tangents.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 1, 2018
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What’s strangest about this almost-comedy, though, isn’t its mish-mash of unlikely genres, but the earnest approach to them. “Apocalypse” begins as a “High School Musical” look-alike with poppy group numbers in cafeterias and hallways. One song, “Hollywood Ending,” is a dead ringer for “Stick to the Status Quo.”- New York Post
- Posted Nov 30, 2018
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The movie proves a New York teen superhero can do more than just excitedly swing around. He can move us, too. It’s the best stand-alone film to feature the iconic character so far. And it’s animated.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 28, 2018
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The performance everybody will be soon talking about is Olivia Colman’s royal turn in the entrancing new drama, The Favourite.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 20, 2018
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In this new, totally unnecessary version of Dr. Seuss’ holiday favorite, the mean one (voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch) isn’t all that scary or cruel.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 20, 2018
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The climactic scene, in both story concept and design, is too complicated and peculiar for my tastes. But until that short blip, co-directors Phil Johnston and Rich Moore’s (“Zootopia”) film is supremely intelligent, and Reilly and Silverman once again give deep-feeling vocal performances.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 20, 2018
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- Johnny Oleksinski
If the sequel is a notch less than its astounding predecessor, that’s because — like Adonis Creed does during moments of doubt — the filmmakers are overcomplicating things.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 20, 2018
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The latest labored take on the old British legend, Robin Hood is little more than a pitch-black war film, complete with rudimentary medieval bombs and blood spatter on the camera lens.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 20, 2018
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The lighthearted drama, about a road trip by two men — one white, one black — is unflinchingly optimistic.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 18, 2018
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With The Ballad of Buster Scruggs, directors Ethan and Joel Coen venture to the frontier once more, after “True Grit” and “No Country for Old Men.” But this time, there’s only a little grit in this very slow country.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 15, 2018
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- Posted Nov 8, 2018
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Grindelwald gives us a proper villain and a purpose for this series of — gulp — five eventual movies.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 8, 2018
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Jackman’s turn doesn’t have an Oscars wow quality; nor does the movie itself. The script’s zingers can occasionally come off as store-brand “West Wing.” But it’s a fun, endlessly fascinating watch in which the big questions outweigh the tiny problem.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 6, 2018
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Boy Erased is the second gay conversion therapy movie of the year, after “The Miseducation of Cameron Post.” Both are worthwhile. Where “Cameron” was an intimate charmer focused on the importance of camaraderie to get through hard times, the more dramatic Boy Erased is about accepting our family for who they are, in whatever condition they arrive in.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 1, 2018
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This dramedy, which began filming in 1970, is more than just a museum exhibit for film geeks. It’s a solid, entertaining, complex story packed with eccentric performances.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 1, 2018
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Some of the powerful characters you thought were good are evil and vice versa. It’s like “Wicked,” but wretched.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 31, 2018
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"Rhapsody” has a shallow script, oversize performances and looks like it was shot in a sauna.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 23, 2018
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Gyllenhaal and Mulligan are in fine form here, but too much of the screenplay, written by Dano and Zoe Kazan, doesn’t ring true.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 18, 2018
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Can You Ever Forgive Me?, based on Israel’s 2008 tell-all memoir, has a lot of laughs and a delicious setup, but it hits hardest as a drama about human desperation and survival.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 18, 2018
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Most importantly, Halloween recovers its long-lost gravitas and self-respect. It makes us remember why we loved Carpenter’s original in the first place: It was artful, frightening and supremely well-acted — not “Scream 4.”- New York Post
- Posted Oct 16, 2018
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Carell’s niche right now isn’t awkward anchormen, but parents going through hell. He makes a believable dad to the equally moving Chalamet, who writhes, screams and cries, but never showboats. The perfect pair is better than this movie.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 11, 2018
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Private Life gives us an intrusive and often funny look into a couple’s struggle to conceive. If only director Tamara Jenkins’ dramedy stayed as grounded as its relatable premise.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 9, 2018
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This British sci-fi thriller is like the violent offspring of “Black Mirror.”- New York Post
- Posted Oct 9, 2018
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“Venom”? More like cyanide. The latest movie off the Marvel assembly line is a disaster on every level, from the hatchet-job writing to the horrid performances. Like so many recent superhero movies, Venom has put its focus on juvenile humor instead of heart or action.- New York Post
- Posted Oct 3, 2018
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The movie succeeds thanks to director Damien Chazelle’s superb visuals, which land somewhere between the quiet indie look of his previous flick, “La La Land,” and the epic sweep of “Apollo 13.” Space has never looked so sexy, or felt so claustrophobic.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 27, 2018
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“Old Man” isn’t hilarious or sleek. It’s mellow, like a campfire tale, or your grandpa’s stories set to whiskey. Redford’s voice never becomes louder than your average therapist’s.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 27, 2018
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Most thrilling are the stage sequences. Cooper often films Ally’s thousands of screaming fans from her point of view — putting us in her lucky shoes for a minute...It’s that feeling of exhilaration that makes A Star Is Born the best film of the year so far.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 25, 2018
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French director Yann Demange doesn’t clean up the story or make a hurting neighborhood look pretty. The film stays foreboding, gritty and honest. Merritt’s no-frills style is the film’s greatest asset, while McConaughey brings an authentic paternal concern to his usual trailer-park persona.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 13, 2018
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Racially offensive quips, flagrant sexism and Tourette syndrome gags all contribute to this witless, scare-free junk.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 12, 2018
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It’s a lot of fun . . . until it becomes a mystery thriller so convoluted and tonally wacky, Angela Lansbury would have quit in a huff.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 12, 2018
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- Johnny Oleksinski
The upper-crust British characters in The Little Stranger, the new horror film from “Room” director Lenny Abrahamson, are so rigid they make the Crawleys of “Downton Abbey” look like the Osbournes. The effect is occasionally spooky, but more often snoozy.- New York Post
- Posted Sep 6, 2018
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Support the Girls is one of the sneakiest bait-and-switches at the movies this year. You come for the cheeky title and stay for the relevant, empathetic story about working-class women.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 23, 2018
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The story is far less gripping than the consistency of the hunky lead actor’s facial hair. For most of the two hours or so, the beard is perfect. Frozen in time.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 22, 2018
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The son of Muppets creator Jim Henson has delivered a cliché-ridden, laughless bore that wastes lead actress Melissa McCarthy’s prodigious comic talents and beats well-trod territory with a mallet.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 22, 2018
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The tale is so bizarre that it’s sometimes comical, and often disturbing. The unrelentingly intense BlacKkKlansman can be very hard to watch.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 10, 2018
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The rom-com ain’t dead yet. Crazy Rich Asians is a defibrillator for a genre that flatlined ages ago. This heartwarming, well-acted — and decadent — film takes you back to the greatest hits of Nancy Meyers, Richard Curtis and Nora Ephron.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 8, 2018
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She also doesn’t satisfy. At all. After experiencing Meg, you’ll crack open your Little Shark Book and call up Jaws.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 8, 2018
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I was surprised to find “Cameron Post” a sweet indie film in the tradition of John Hughes. Calmly directed by Desiree Akhavan, the movie doesn’t get tangled in the weeds of politics, but instead focuses intensely on its lovely characters.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 2, 2018
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Don’t be fooled by its awful title. The Spy Who Dumped Me is the rare secret-agent spoof that doesn’t double-O-suck.- New York Post
- Posted Aug 1, 2018
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In Hot Summer Nights, Chalamet proves he’s learned Hollywood’s most important trick of all: consistency. His performance here is every bit as good as those past credits — more so, in some respects, thanks to his comedic chops — even if the film’s prestige is dampened by, well, tons of pot, cocaine and gnarly murders.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 26, 2018
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Writer and director Christopher McQuarrie borrows just the right amount of familiar spy tropes in his second “M:I” outing, and his film, while intelligent and witty, never becomes too self-serious or chatty. It’s the best night out at the movies so far this summer.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 25, 2018
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- Johnny Oleksinski
“The Equalizer” should be locked in a room with “The Terminator.” Then this lousy series would finally be killed off.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 20, 2018
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In a nice change from Seyfried’s 2008 turn as the ingénue, we want to befriend James’ Donna, not mute her. She’s as gorgeous as she is committed, as funny as she is emotionally true. A big talent.- New York Post
- Posted Jul 17, 2018
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The first flick had a lot going for it: clever cinematography, a refreshing irreverence and Paul Rudd’s boyish charm. But “Wasp” is scant, man.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 27, 2018
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I’d rather wake up next to a severed horse head than ever watch Gotti again.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 19, 2018
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One of the funniest films of the summer so far, it tells the story of five scruffy Peter Pans, who have been playing the same game of tag for 30 years. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, the tale is (almost) all true.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 14, 2018
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“Fallen Kingdom” is a more interesting, and less obvious, story than the usual Tyrannosaurus romps, which tend to be death-defying games of hide-and-seek.- New York Post
- Posted Jun 5, 2018
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Danes and Parsons are a weird pairing, who carry their TV personas with them like tote bags. Their “Homeland” and “Big Bang Theory” shticks don’t quite click. Even so, when Danes’ mother comes to realize that her sweet kid is more than just a talking point, she’ll have you wiping away tears.- New York Post
- Posted May 31, 2018
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- Johnny Oleksinski
That this exercise in vulgarity was made at all is shameful. Dark Crimes is punishing to watch.- New York Post
- Posted May 17, 2018
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While the film is best for fans of the cloth, non-Catholics, too, will gain insight into one of the most prominent leaders in the world.- New York Post
- Posted May 17, 2018
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- Posted May 15, 2018
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Hollywood isn’t just churning out crummy remakes of great films anymore — now it’s doing awful remakes of mediocre films. For evidence, see Overboard. Or, rather, don’t.- New York Post
- Posted May 3, 2018
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Their clashing on the court has steam heat. For well over 10 minutes, the electrifying finals match is re-created realistically and with unexpected suspense, even though we’ve known the result for 38 years.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 13, 2018
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Chappaquiddick is far from a love letter to the famous family. It paints them as a hollow dynasty of pretty faces hiding behind a powerful name, while real men of intellect and influence puppeteer their every move. Camelot, it’s not. And, as this terrific movie suggests, the American people fall for their polished BS every time.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 5, 2018
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A jalapeño popper of a movie — fast, filling and punchy — and a likable throwback to the films of M. Night Shyamalan. The good ones, anyway.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 5, 2018
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Blockers is the latest example of the millennium’s most dispiriting film trend: Stupid drunk people making stupid drunk decisions for two stupid hours.- New York Post
- Posted Apr 5, 2018
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Anderson’s gorgeous stop-motion animated film is much more than just a transdermal patch for America’s cuteness addiction. Instead, he’s crafted a wicked smart satire of moronic local politicians that fits in snuggly with his eclectic oeuvre.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 22, 2018
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It’s a canny blend of “Degrassi” and John Hughes, but here the kids mostly behave like angels. Love, Simon is the rare, feel-good gay movie.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 15, 2018
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A film so rife with plot holes that it would make a decent pasta strainer.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 15, 2018
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Preying on a hurting city might be forgiven if the movie was any good. But Willis, who was once a formidable action star, is performing “Die Hard With an Ambien” as he exhibits zero emotion and mutters under his breath like an accountant who’s upset with his boss.- New York Post
- Posted Mar 2, 2018
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A riotous dark comedy in which a cute suburban get-together becomes a lethal nightmare.- New York Post
- Posted Feb 22, 2018
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The Death Cure doesn’t work on every level. The movie has, for the most part, jettisoned many of the story’s previous science fiction elements to focus more on action. In so doing, it relies on a lot of repeat devices to earn its thrills — namely perfectly-timed, life-saving rescues, often from the sky. Sometimes, you just want to hear some scientists talk shop for a minute.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 25, 2018
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Aspires to be a scary suburban satire like “Get Out” or “Hot Fuzz.” But watching adults murder or attempt to murder toddlers, teens and even a newborn baby just isn’t funny. At times, it’s downright sickening.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 19, 2018
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It’s a perfect flick for families, but also a jolly time for anyone with a pulse.- New York Post
- Posted Jan 12, 2018
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The scenes are either too heavy (the climax is the downer of the year), too sedate or too gross.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 21, 2017
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It really all comes down to the Bellas. With brilliant actresses like Wilson, who has a badass fight scene this time, and Kendrick, the stealthily vicious pixie, the studio could drop this cast in a DMV with a pitch pipe and they would make a decent movie out of it — a movie that I would pay to see.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 20, 2017
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Plummer’s last-minute performance is smashing. In fact, the whole film is excellent.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 20, 2017
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The preachy “Showman” argues that Barnum should be celebrated for bringing “freaks” like the bearded lady and others out of the shadows and into his shows, but those characters are sketchily drawn.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 20, 2017
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- Johnny Oleksinski
Who’s the audience for this movie? It’s not smart, scary or funny enough for adults and older teens, and it’s inappropriate for young kids.- New York Post
- Posted Dec 19, 2017
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Coco is packed with terrific original tunes such as “Remember Me” (by Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez of “Frozen”) and “Proud Corazón” (co-written by Adrian Molina, the film’s co-director). But it’s not your average musical, in which characters wail their wants and feelings. That’s a refreshing change.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 20, 2017
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There’s a lot going on here, but Washington’s complex, emotionally turbulent performance makes it all work.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 16, 2017
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Murder on the Orient Express has been . . . murdered!- New York Post
- Posted Nov 9, 2017
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The song that rolls at the end credits is Bob Dylan’s “Not Dark Yet.” It’s a perfect coda for Linklater’s movie — it mimics the steady pulse of “Flag”, its warmth and Doc’s cautious optimism in the face of personal tragedy.- New York Post
- Posted Nov 2, 2017
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- Johnny Oleksinski
If you find hedge funds hard to wrap your head around, the movie Human Capital won’t do much to ease the confusion.- New York Post
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