John Patterson

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For 133 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 55% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 40% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

John Patterson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 The Fallen Idol (re-release)
Lowest review score: 0 Chaos
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 55 out of 133
  2. Negative: 29 out of 133
133 movie reviews
    • 33 Metascore
    • 30 John Patterson
    RV
    In RV, the downwardly spiraling career trajectories of Robin Williams and director Barry Sonnenfeld intertwine like the ropes of a tangled parachute, and all the helpless viewer can do is look on aghast as the whole abortive fiasco plummets toward Earth.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 John Patterson
    What enrich the film are its layers of detail -- moronic racial protocols, turf wars, pecking orders, men as livestock -- the authenticity of the dialogue and the rich range of characters.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    It's a strangely stirring experience that finds warmth in the coldest environment and makes each crumb of emotional comfort feel like a 10-course banquet.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    There’s something entirely ridiculous about rating a movie like this NC-17: Why should sniggering, infantile, adolescent humor be denied its natural core audience of snigger-ing, infantile adolescents?
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    An intermittently gripping, good-looking movie.
    • 18 Metascore
    • 10 John Patterson
    All Serving Sara can offer is Perry with his arm shoulder-deep up a longhorn steer's backside, a wasted supporting cast that includes Vincent Pastore and Cedric the Entertainer, and a huge, comedian-shaped hole where Hurley's performance should be.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    The formula, with its comforting arrangement of familiar elements, is what we're after, and The World Is Not Enough certainly comes through on that front.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    It's grim stuff indeed, but somehow the horror never quite overwhelms Nelson's sure-footed approach to raising all manner of frankly unanswerable questions -- in particular, what would or could one have done in such circumstances?
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 John Patterson
    Catalog of ugly female stereotypes and rotten jokes.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Holds its potentially problematic ingredients together remarkably well, summoning outstanding performances from Morrow and Linney, while never dipping into sentiment or patronizing the ailment's sufferers.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    It's clever, vulgar and fully committed to making us howl with laughter. If only all sequels were this much fun.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 20 John Patterson
    Levy, Luis Guzman, Cheri Oteri -- utterly wasted. At 82 minutes it feels longer than “Lawrence of Arabia” -- and a lot less funny.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    An even richer, smarter, funnier sequel.
    • 15 Metascore
    • 10 John Patterson
    Grotesque and ugly.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 John Patterson
    Irish director David Caffrey and English screenwriter Jeremy Drysdale have, respectively, zero sense of pace and a tin-eared grasp of period speech, and together fail either to let us care about their characters or to create any sense of a living era.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    There are scenes here that fill one with rage or bring tears to the eyes.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 10 John Patterson
    Just avoid this ghastly, insulting farrago at all costs.
    • 11 Metascore
    • 0 John Patterson
    Three strikes maybe, but no stars and no thumbs up (except the one way, way up its own ass).
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    Roth can obviously direct actors sympathetically, and he paces the movie adroitly.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 John Patterson
    Despite its dry wit and compassion, the film suffers from a philosophical emptiness and maddeningly sedate pacing, and, in the end, the only aspect of the movie that truly commands attention is Jagger's desperately inexpressive acting, which hasn’t improved one iota since "Ned Kelly."
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    A solidly filmed great play.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 John Patterson
    As Tweedy talks about canning his stockbroker and repairing his pool, you yearn for a few airborne TV sets or nude groupies on the nod to liven things up. And what do we get? Diet Coke! Tonight is definitely not the night.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    Breathtaking stuff that freezes the toes, harrows the soul and turns the viewer's seat into a foot-wide ledge over a yawning chasm.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 20 John Patterson
    Director Jordan Brady achieves the remarkable feat of squandering a topnotch foursome of actors -- particularly Theron, a very game and able comedienne -- by shoving them into every clichéd white-trash situation imaginable.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    Iguana runs hot and cold, being engaging and dull by turns depending on the plausibility of the character before the camera.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    The small-town Irish feel of the movie is infectious, and McGrath uncovers some great supporting players.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    It's a pleasure to report that Scream 3 is an absolute riot, jammed with spicy cameos.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 John Patterson
    Despite good performances from Gregory, Considine and especially David Morrissey, the movie's true merits are all on the surface: its uncannily authentic period reconstruction and its successful use of stressed and textured film stocks. The filmmakers care more about this than about their characters, and it's hard for us not to feel the same.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Rough-hewn, improvisatory and contentedly lo-fi, the resulting documentary should prove warmly encouraging to embattled progressives of all stripes, and incidentally offers the best political date-movie of the week.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Writer-director M. Night Shyamalan lets the tension rise slowly, leads you everywhere you don't expect, doesn't rip you off and totally freaks you out -- all without stale effects or gore.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    A scrupulously even-handed account, free of ideological or tribal partisanship, based on eyewitness accounts by survivors and the anonymous "Paras" themselves.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Filmed only with direct light and sound, Bush's stunning camerawork adroitly captures the majestic landscapes and icons of Buddhism: its murals and artworks, monks and nuns.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 20 John Patterson
    A waste of the filmmakers' time and ours, and offering further evidence that, outside the art house, much British cinema has its head jammed tightly up its own arse.

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