John Patterson

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For 133 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 55% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 40% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

John Patterson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 The Fallen Idol (re-release)
Lowest review score: 0 Chaos
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 55 out of 133
  2. Negative: 29 out of 133
133 movie reviews
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Indulging his taste for Grand Guignol and the stylistically baroque, Schwentke never quite overplays his hand, though his occasional lapses into visual extravagance can be irritating, and the result is a nasty, intelligent and complex thriller.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Aranoa's bleak yet warmly humanistic Princesas deftly and sympathetically ponders the interlocked destinies of two Madrid prostitutes.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    Ramsay has made a movie in which a universe of hopelessness and decay is penetrated by shafts of light that remake these bleak surroundings in strange and beautiful ways.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    One of the sweetest comedies in a long time, which doesn't mean it's sugary or fey.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Fleming's more than passable, often extremely funny remake.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Remarkable energy and wit, and is probably the most purely enjoyable entry in Kaufman's suboeuvre of literary excursions.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    Culkin, a revelation here, mines every last nuance of the confusion and anger that results. Bursting with grenadelike one-liners and full-bodied performances, particularly from Sarandon (batty) and Goldblum (creepy) -- Igby Goes Down inaugurates a career that should be well worth following closely.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    A bracingly sarcastic political comedy -- it opens on a bound copy of Mexico's Constitution, stuffed with cash -- possessed of a baleful satiric eye for hypocrisy and greed, a delicious anti-clerical bent, and pitch-perfect comic timing.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    A refreshing antidote to those E! True Hollywood Story documentaries on adult-film figures like John Holmes, Savannah and Traci Lords.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    The result is the niftiest Bond movie in years -- fresh, funny, and jammed to the rafters with demented stunts, Boys'-Own gadgetry and brazen promiscuity.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Proves that it's possible for a movie to be reckless and adventurous merely by being sedate, unhurried and contemplative.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Immensely exciting and funny.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    Lovely, lovely, lovely.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Equal parts big-house B-feature, hammer-down road movie, post-feminist consciousness-raiser and rock & roll pipe dream.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Overall Sheridan keeps both "Oirishry" and sentimentality in check. He captures the book's evenhanded sense.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    It's a rare pleasure to see these senior citizens given so much screen time, droopy butts and all.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Inspirational...unfolds gently with an evenness and rural patience.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Inspirational stuff, and often hysterical to boot.
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    • 80 John Patterson
    An accomplished miniaturist's documentary -- 80 finely wrought minutes in alternating increments of wonder and loss.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Noyce has made a good-looking, intelligent stab at the novel, mildly undermined by a tendency to seek contemporary relevance.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    It sure comes through on the belly-laugh front, from its animated in-flight, safety-manual credits through to the very last blooper ('ooligan Vinnie Jones' breathtaking, obscenity-filled rant against the "fahkin' Eye-ties").
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Babenco's kindly, concerned eye seeks out the humanity in even the worst of his characters, and by the time he re-creates the massacre, with shocking power and force, one has been equally captivated and appalled at the world he shows. The result is one of the richest prison movies in years.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    The result is an intelligent, moving and invigorating film, just the thing for adults bored with the shock-horror posturing to be found in the work of so many young European directors.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    It goes straight to the top of the class. O can there be such a thing as too keen a guilty pleasure, particularly when the whole genre is knowingly pitched to audiences as a trashophile's delight? No, there cannot.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Any movie offering a Muzak version of the Ramones' "Blitzkrieg Bop"warrants an immediate and unqualified recommendation.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 100 John Patterson
    One of the great movies about childhood innocence accidentally violated by adults...Reed, an often inconsistent filmmaker, handles the brutal mechanics of the plot superbly, with the marbled interiors of the embassy contrasting sharply with his almost neo-realist outdoor shots of postwar London.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Worth it, though, for the conviction and ramrod-erect bearing that pros Jackson and Jones bring to their roles.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    One of the sturdier superhero movies of the last couple of years, with monsters and effects and diabolical baddies to spare, a heart as big as a house and a love story that actually gets its hooks in you.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Looks like no other recent release...certainly rich enough to warrant more than one viewing.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Despite its flaws, Arlington Road romps home as an absorbing, unpredictable thriller.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Although not quite as uproarious or as wickedly subversive as Pedro Almodóvar's more substantial body of work, Queens is content to scamper gaily in the wake of his achievements -- and to offer one more reason for old Franco to roll anew in his grave.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    The movie has a rambunctious and likable energy that compensates for its unsteady, only intermittently amusing narrative.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Full of clever reversals, brief triumphs and bitter setbacks, Wolf Creek is consummately well-crafted, unapologetically vicious and leavened with moments of humor that merely intensify the horror.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    Very much a fully realized cinematic experience. John Turturro, even if you have to act less, be sure to direct more, and often.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    The inventive, often comically horrible fight set pieces will have you standing on your seat cheering like a Viking, and the result is a supremely kinetic and amusing guilty pleasure.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    It's dirty and delightful, if a tad on the slight side.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    What's left is "Masterpiece Theatre," a very clean, straightforward adaptation of a beautifully constructed play, faithful to a dead man's classical virtues -- harmony, proportion, balance -- if not to the director's own, more iconoclastic ones.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Profound and joyously silly at the same time.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Writer-director Alex de la Iglesia's bouncy, swaggering satire of ethics-deficient, survival-of-the-fittest free enterprise, peopled by broad grotesques and hysterical caricatures, adds Chabrolian callousness to a cartoonish worldview reminiscent of Frank Tashlin or Joe Dante at their most frenzied.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    Immensely rich, clipped and precise, with a sly, sardonic sense of humor.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    The movie belongs quite rightly to Wendy, the most enchanting little girl in English fiction, and to the untrained actress, Rachel Hurd-Wood, who plays her.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    It's a strangely stirring experience that finds warmth in the coldest environment and makes each crumb of emotional comfort feel like a 10-course banquet.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    The formula, with its comforting arrangement of familiar elements, is what we're after, and The World Is Not Enough certainly comes through on that front.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    It's grim stuff indeed, but somehow the horror never quite overwhelms Nelson's sure-footed approach to raising all manner of frankly unanswerable questions -- in particular, what would or could one have done in such circumstances?
    • 48 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    Holds its potentially problematic ingredients together remarkably well, summoning outstanding performances from Morrow and Linney, while never dipping into sentiment or patronizing the ailment's sufferers.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    It's clever, vulgar and fully committed to making us howl with laughter. If only all sequels were this much fun.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    An even richer, smarter, funnier sequel.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    There are scenes here that fill one with rage or bring tears to the eyes.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    Breathtaking stuff that freezes the toes, harrows the soul and turns the viewer's seat into a foot-wide ledge over a yawning chasm.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 70 John Patterson
    The small-town Irish feel of the movie is infectious, and McGrath uncovers some great supporting players.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    It's a pleasure to report that Scream 3 is an absolute riot, jammed with spicy cameos.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Rough-hewn, improvisatory and contentedly lo-fi, the resulting documentary should prove warmly encouraging to embattled progressives of all stripes, and incidentally offers the best political date-movie of the week.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Writer-director M. Night Shyamalan lets the tension rise slowly, leads you everywhere you don't expect, doesn't rip you off and totally freaks you out -- all without stale effects or gore.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 90 John Patterson
    A scrupulously even-handed account, free of ideological or tribal partisanship, based on eyewitness accounts by survivors and the anonymous "Paras" themselves.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 John Patterson
    Filmed only with direct light and sound, Bush's stunning camerawork adroitly captures the majestic landscapes and icons of Buddhism: its murals and artworks, monks and nuns.

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