John Hazelton

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For 45 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 57% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 39% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

John Hazelton's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 54
Highest review score: 100 Tangerine
Lowest review score: 20 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 15 out of 45
  2. Negative: 6 out of 45
45 movie reviews
    • 42 Metascore
    • 70 John Hazelton
    The second installment of the Divergent series shows some symptoms of middle chapter-itis but in the end makes the most of a strong returning cast led by Shailene Woodley, slick direction from Robert Schwentke, impressive effects and a closely guarded plot twist.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 John Hazelton
    What’s missing is much in the way of substantial drama or character development.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 John Hazelton
    Part space romance, part space thriller and all space corn, Passengers is a messy and unconvincing mash-up that tries to get by on the not inconsiderable charm of stars Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 John Hazelton
    A forced and often cloying romantic comedy-drama with a strong, Bradley Cooper-led cast and an enticing Hawaiian setting but a bewildering mishmash of plot threads and themes.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 John Hazelton
    Screenwriter Jeff Nathanson (Catch Me If You Can), taking over from series regulars Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio, doesn’t make much sense out of the typically (for the franchise) convoluted plot, but does manage to bring out a father-child theme that lends the film a little emotional resonance.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 John Hazelton
    This apocalyptic thriller is a run-of-the-mill zombie flick that goes through the genre motions efficiently enough but fails to live up to its credits.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 John Hazelton
    A raunchy yet slack-feeling comedy that seems to put as much effort into playing on racial stereotypes as playing for laughs.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 John Hazelton
    Collision Course is a colourful 3D romp that’s heavy on slapstick and cosy family comedy but light on real laughs and affecting drama.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 John Hazelton
    With a script that’s about as inventive as the title, Ride Along 2 does little more than rehash the formula that two years ago teamed Ice Cube and Kevin Hart in an amiable if unambitious action comedy.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 John Hazelton
    The film takes a long time to build dramatic momentum and gets interrupted by what seem like unnecessary plot points; some of them, perhaps, geared towards potential sequels.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 John Hazelton
    The supporting cast takes some of the comic weight off the always likeable Vaughn’s shoulders. But Wilkinson’s character is too sad-sack to be really funny and Franco’s verges on the mawkish.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 40 John Hazelton
    Danny’s story isn’t dramatic or affecting enough to carry the film and other characters never develop into anything more than colourful ciphers. Irvine is appealing and relatable, but his performance isn’t always convincing and he’s handicapped by some clunky dialogue.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 John Hazelton
    The Gallows offers up few new ideas and very few genuine scares.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 John Hazelton
    Sporting a flowing mullet and aviator shades, Dinklage perks things up considerably as the story’s comically arrogant bad-boy-turned-good-guy.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 John Hazelton
    Most of the story’s credibility goes out the door with the big plot twist.

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