John Bleasdale

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For 374 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 39% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 59% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.4 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

John Bleasdale's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 68
Highest review score: 100 Hit the Road
Lowest review score: 20 Victoria and Abdul
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 7 out of 374
374 movie reviews
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Last Breath makes for a very decent entry into the survival genre of films like Touching the Void with the added appeal of the submarine movie and all the claustrophobia and intensity that comes with that.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Aïnouz has eschewed the post-modern fun of Yorgos Lanthimos’ The Favourite for a much grimmer, darker vibe. This is the kind of film where torches most definitely gutter and men call out directives “on the orders of the king!” But for all the weighty gravitas of Simon Russell Beale as a conniving bishop and Eddie Marsan as a conniving noble bring to bear, the story never takes the history seriously enough either.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Irony has a wearying effect after a while, ultimately leading to a flattening of the ethical landscape so that by the end of it we can’t help but feel they’re all as bad as each other.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Few American directors capture the contemporary urban nightscape as well as Fincher: a supreme genre filmmaker, which makes this perfectly fine film so disappointing.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    As fascism in South America, North America and Europe is rising from the grave, it needs a properly-aimed and delivered stake, rather than complacent sniggering
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Everything looks beautiful: sand the colour of peach fluff and skies, a cyan blue.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Homecoming gives an empathetic portrait of a family in a phase of change. Girls are becoming women; a mother is beginning to return to life. It has the promise of a prelude.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    It’s a pity that on this occasion Scorsese makes an admirable and fine film, but alas not a great one.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    It is as glitzy and gaudy as the festival itself, with its vacuous politics drowned out by the thunderous sound of it slapping its own back.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Ultimately, Narvel is the fascist as liberal fantasy. Someone with access to skilled violence, who can unleash it at whim. It’s such a pity that a screenwriter who used to excel at delineating the intricacies of male insecurity and poison now comes out with such a one-dimensional character.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The Eternal Daughter is very much a minor film for Hogg: a small chamber piece which could be watched as amusing marginalia to The Souvenir diptych. It’s a hangout film for those among you who can’t get enough Tilda Swinton and an incredibly cute dog, and as such it works. It doesn’t really have anything to say, and the meta-ness feels a little tired.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Wilde has already proven herself as a director with her brilliant debut. Even the hackneyed sci-fi concept behind Katie Silberman’s screenplay wouldn’t have been too much of a problem if it wasn’t for the performances.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    There are moments in the film that just feel wrong, sometimes complex and wrong and sometimes just plain wrong.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    It’s impossible not to be beguiled by the sweetness of the comedy, the skill of the performers and sheer craft of the film. But hopefully next time out Kore-eda will use it in the service of a plot which is more believable.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    The final twist is so manipulative and cynical as to be actually enraging.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Crimes of the Future still has its strengths. Howard Shore’s score lends a tragic, almost stately emotional counterpoint to the steel of the wit.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Your appreciation or otherwise of the film is going to be greatly influenced by whether or not you’ve seen the original, and as such Final Cut doesn’t really elbow its way to the front. However, if you can stand the slight whiff of decomposition then this deconstruction is fun and clever.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    When You Finish Saving the World is fine. It’s well made, witty, and Wolfhard and Moore are effortlessly convincing in their roles; Wolfhard shucking off his Stranger Things image in the process. The problem – if there is one – is in the smooth snark of the title. There are sharp edges here that never bite.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Visually arresting and well-acted, Dogs shows promise but one would have hoped for some new tricks.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Of the many problems the film has, it’s the different plots that never quite bounce off each other.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The performances are pitch perfect, particularly that of Marceau, who is superb in riding through the conflicts of the situation and the moments when the strong emotions riding over the niceties finally come to the fore.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    This is a good solid three star movie. Which is perhaps where Snyder should be anyway, away from the extremes of deification and vilification. When he’s not trying to be great, he can actually be quite good.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The Capote Tapes show a talent that seemed to go to waste while at the same time teasing us with the possibility that there is more yet to come.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The alienness of humanity, when seen from another perspective, is evident throughout the film.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Benjamin is a charming metropolitan rom-com which is ultimately too lightweight to escape the gravity of its influences.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Not great, not hilarious, but not terrible or awful either.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Ultimately, though it hints at moments of wit, Cuck never feels serious enough to be a convincing character study and not garish enough to head into genre territory. Ultimately, this sordid tale feels both real and inconsequential.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Babyteeth is a funny, vibrant and deeply moving piece of work. Its flaws are the flaws of youth, overcompensating for boredom with frenetic hyperactivity.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Ema
    There’s so much to enjoy in Ema that it comes as a surprise that there’s so little there.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    It might be that there’s a meatier version of the film – a Carlos-style miniseries perhaps – but as it stands, shifting between a lighthearted caper and more consequential political tragedy, Wasp Network is an entertaining fumble.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The King feels disconnected and unurgent. Despite some wonderful moments, it perhaps lacks the requisite majesty.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The film itself is utterly uncontroversial, solid, occasionally stolid, and perfectly fine.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Superficiality soaks the entire film.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Hopefully, Soderbergh’s film will raise more awareness as well as a chuckle.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The truth is that The Truth is an above-average French comedy and Kore-eda has succeeded in a finely wrought act of ventriloquism and diva worship. But the Japanese director’s fans can be forgiven for thinking above average is not good enough for such an accomplished filmmaker.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Scenes come and go with a weightlessness that has nothing to do with zero gravity.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Efira is a dominant and compelling presence and Sibyl is frequently funny. Ultimately, it never quite squares the circle of the comedy and the pain, but Triet is a sophisticated filmmaker and this – her third feature – is further proof of great talent.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    It’s just Huppert on autopilot and like that dry white wine, you can have too much of it.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Compared to the sophisticated and nuanced horrors of Black Mirror, Little Joe feels like a fairly straightforward riff on a very familiar idea.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Jarmusch has opted for a stumbling dead so indulgently pleased with itself that it resembles little more than a precocious home movie filled with familiar faced pals all of whom find the joke funnier than any audience will.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The script by Cronin and Stephen Shields blends the familiar with the eerie well and never allows silliness to take over. The performances all round are superb and Seána Kerslake creates a credible heroine – a woman on the edge but who is by no means fragile.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Hill does his best but Jim is woefully underwritten, a shuffling loser who various other characters try to bolster with the dignity of a back story that doesn’t seem to fit his actual behaviour.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    It’s difficult given the premise of the film not to come out of The Workshop thinking of alternative directions the story could have gone in.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    As the film drifts through dream sequences and diversions, the dramatic power of the chase fizzles in the damp of the woods.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Ultimately, Alverson’s The Mountain is arthouse cinema at its frostiest.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The first forty minutes or so are – as you would expect – a harrowing recreation of the bombing and the crime.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    With a filmmaker as intelligent and controlled as Nemes, Sunset has the assurance that everything has a place and the confusion is intended. But even this has a paradoxical effect.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    The trademark brutal violence remains effective, and Zahler maintains a pervasive feeling of dread throughout his films, but Dragged Across Concrete shows the limits of taking the game long.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Bradley Cooper’s soulful exploration of the depredations of fame is an effective melodrama boasting genuine star turns from himself and Lady Gaga.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    There’s nary a memorable shot in the whole film. As for Ehrenreich’s performance, it’s honestly difficult to tell how good he is. Remarkably for a film called Solo, with so many characters each one nibbling at the scenes, he hardly has room to shine.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Deladonchamps and Lacoste make for engaging leads and there is warmth and humour here too.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Everything seems designed to disturb or perhaps infuriate the viewer.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Mitchell’s third film feels like a script that was locked in a drawer after numerous rejections but now can be brought out and pushed through with clout earned from the success of It Follows.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    After all is said and done, ‘The House that Lars Built’ is an impressive construction for an obnoxious purpose. In fact, the best criticism comes from Talking Heads and their song Psycho Killer: “You’re talking a lot but you’re not really saying anything.”
    • 83 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Cosmatos’ Mandy matches Cage grimace for grimace and achieves, at times, a transcendent midnight madness.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Panahi keeps everything as softly spoken as his own onscreen presence and yet some of those quiet observations are devastating.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Ash Is Purest White is a fascinating chapter in Jia’s ongoing chronicle of ordinary lives affected by unprecedented change in China.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    It might be that the actor Dano baulks at taking the scissors to any of the performances of his fellow thespians, or that screenwriters Dano and Zoe Kazan are too faithful to Richard Ford’s source novel but this results in a deadening of effect that renders the melancholy monotonous.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Other than a sinking feeling, there’s not much else The Chamber is going to give you.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    As with Kaufman's own stunts, it's difficult to know what to take seriously.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    There's a lot that's wonderful about Andrei Konchalovsky's Holocaust drama Paradise and yet there's something fundamentally wrong with the film.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    It's as if Wiseman has taken his cue from the old style librarians and has wanted to give a portrait of a community but without the inevitable noise that goes with it, issuing one long "shhhhhhhhh".
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Clooney only shows flashes of comic moxy, and everything is drowned in a now tiresome fetishizing of the 1950s aesthetic, with gizmos and supermarkets, office furniture and hairdos glossily remade.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    There are the occasional moments when Bushwick lets on that it knows that this is all truly awful.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    In its determined avoidance of sensationalism, it finds itself stranded in an empty space so understated, it is genuinely difficult to understand what, if anything, it is saying.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The Seasons in Quincy is most compelling when we and it listens to Berger or captures him listening to someone else.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Adapting Melanie Joosten's novel, Shaun Grant has been unable to recapture the grimey darkness of everyday evil of his previous script Snowtown. Instead, we get a sojourn in place of trauma.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Mitchell's understanding of punk seems to be the brandishing of two or three cliches, shouting a lot and name-checking bands.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    It isn't that it's hard going: it simply can't decide what it wants to be. [Cannes Version]
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Garrel and Miller manage to create a credible chemistry.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Jupiter's Moon is a highly ambitious and thoroughly entertaining trip and if the politics is more backdrop than subtext, what remains is compelling and occasionally beautiful enough for you to enjoy the flight.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    There's something highly familiar about the material and although it is artful and occasionally powerful, Akin and co-screenwriter Hark Bohm have constructed their story without straying far from countless other versions of the same thing.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Despite a first half of great promise, the film is ultimately ground down by the endless suffering even as it bloats with a bizarre lurch into satirical fantasy.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Campillo doesn't edit for our comfort and we feel both the tragedy and the boredom of death.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Franco has a hardlined style and a kind of story that play like an apprentice Haneke. However, as each film arrives, the power diminishes, because the stories are now easily predictable.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    There is much to enjoy here - especially at the beginning - and Östlund's ambition and vision are to be applauded. However, The Square would have been greatly improved had the director taken his scalpel and his demanding critical eye and applied it to the film itself.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The journey through a nighttime New York is rich in realistic characters, observational details and some original locations.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Fans of Kawase will likely enjoy this delicate tale of people finding their way in the dark.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    The fraudulent nature of the mystery makes Wonderstruck feel like a technical exercise: albeit one which is enlivened by some great visuals and excellent performances, particularly the wonderful Millicent Simmonds.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Though it can't bear too much comparison with Sicario, Wind River is far better than its title suggests and a promising directorial debut.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    There's a wry comic sensibility that sees Hughes himself as an absurdity who seems half aware of his own ridiculousness.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    This is a confident dramatic voice emerging and it will be interesting to see what comes next.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    The tone is mournfully serious and this contrasts with the inherent silliness of vampires. Milo, with his glazed expression and apparent absence of affect utterings, is a compellingly dour presence but doesn't prove quite enough to prop the film up alone.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Dark, lurid, sadistic and powerful, it is at the least a fascinating and bold debut, and promises better to come.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    This is heartfelt, inspiring stuff and there is no doubt that this is a true story that absolutely merits wider recognition.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    A Woman's Life is a modest chamber piece, a series of sketches revealing a life of quiet desperation, which eschews melodrama and, for the most part, platitudes but exhibits great tenderness and sensitivity.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The film itself is fairly conventional given the wildness of its subject matter and Jim Jarmusch's pedigree.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    This is a timely and necessary reminder of Trump's practices, but like Michael Moore's Michael Moore in Trumpland, this seems like another missed opportunity, a wry exasperated sigh, when we desperately need some full on rage.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Once beyond the babble of the Mindfulness merchants, the latter half of the documentary, however, is far more interesting and compelling as Shen has his experts round on the noise pollution that so disrupts our lives.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    For the most part Swiss Army Man is a visually unique gas and only feels bloated when it tries to hitch its wayward originality to some sort of real world application.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Ozon's Frantz is, sadly, an underwhelming tale of a European union that didn't quite make it, its chocolate box sheen belying the emptiness at its heart.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    This affectionate portrait in failure is more in the tone of Darren Aronofky's Venice winner The Wrestler, carried mainly by a brilliantly swollen performance by Schrieber, full of humour and bluff and yet with an intelligence to learn his lessons, slowly, but learn them.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    It's all so random and the 3D Kodachrome colours, poised performances and careful framing can't disguise the fact that The Beautiful Days of Aranjuez has very little to say.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Even at ninety minutes Popstar feels too long. The funniest moments are the songs.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    There's no getting away from it, Gibson has produced another bombastic, crowd-pleasing and obviously blood-soaked movie which expertly glorifies that which its hero was against.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Amirpour is a talented director with a wonderful eye but her style lacks substance and her obvious influences - the Mad Max franchise and the wonderful LQ Jones film A Boy and his Dog - are so superior as to almost completely nullify her derivative contribution to the genre.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    It's gorgeous, lush and fun, but there's an underlying silliness to the endeavour which, despite occasional archness, constantly threatens to trivialise events.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 John Bleasdale
    Adapted by Cianfrance himself, The Light Between Oceans feels overly tied to its previous form.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    The Wakhan Front's script is finely-balanced, allowing the possibly supernatural to slowly impinge without resorting to genre clichés.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 John Bleasdale
    Captain Fantastic is a slickly made comedy with a witty, politically articulate script and some wonderful cinematography by former Jacques Audiard regular Stéphane Fontaine.

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