Johanna Steinmetz

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For 52 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 63% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 36% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 9.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Johanna Steinmetz's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 56
Highest review score: 100
Lowest review score: 25 Loverboy
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 27 out of 52
  2. Negative: 15 out of 52
52 movie reviews
    • 43 Metascore
    • 25 Johanna Steinmetz
    Hocus Pocus is harmless, but it's about as much fun as celebrating Mardi Gras under the influence of candy corn. Director Kenny Ortega ("Newsies") keeps the material moving, but he seems to have no idea how to shape its odd mixture of lugubriousness, sentimentality and goofiness.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 88 Johanna Steinmetz
    The Wedding Banquet benefits especially from the performances of seasoned Taiwanese actors Sihung Lung and Ah-Leh Gua as Wai-Tung's parents. [27 Aug 1993, p.C]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Johanna Steinmetz
    Director Lizzie Borden sticks to the business of trying to elicit natural performances from a cast that includes Off-off Broadway actors, actors with almost no credits and, among the men, some who are not actors at all. To a remarkable degree she has succeeded, particularly in the case of Louise Smith, who plays Molly. [13 Mar 1987, p.D]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Johanna Steinmetz
    Van Damme himself, a graduate of the blank-stare school of acting, is so without emotional inflection on the screen that his most affecting moment in this film, if one is to judge from a preview audience's reaction, is when he drops a bathrobe for a couple of seconds of magnificent gluteal exposure.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Johanna Steinmetz
    Fire in the Sky would seem more a candidate for a TV movie than a theatrical film. [14 Mar 1993, p.4C]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Johanna Steinmetz
    The surreal is appropriate to a story based on fantasy, but the unevenness in tone here makes watching ''The Boy Who Could Fly'' a little like hitting airpockets in a puddlejumper.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Johanna Steinmetz
    Aided by a splendid, understated score, by Jay Ungar and Molly Mason, Brother's Keeper captures the story of how Munnsville saved Delbert from the slammer with probity and elegance. It also slyly suggests how the experience, even the presence of the documentary camera, socialized Delbert and his brothers. [26 Mar 1993, p.C2]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Johanna Steinmetz
    Thirty years after its premiere, despite being in black and white and despite the irritating lip-flap from the Italian penchant for post-dubbing dialogue, Federico Fellini's 8 1/2 is a remarkably fresh film, a landmark of cinema that seems to defy dating. [07 May 1993, p.H]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Johanna Steinmetz
    It's corny, cussed and carnal.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Johanna Steinmetz
    Dolls leaves no cliche unmined, with the result that every scary moment is its own comic relief. [27 Mar 1987, p.L]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Johanna Steinmetz
    Badham uses faster cuts and cockeyed camera angles to give us Fonda's unsettled view of the world in the early scenes, then settles into a more conventional action vocabulary. He relies on stylish production design - Fonda's cell boasts a high-tech cantilevered bed - to suggest that this adventure is fantastic, even alien, to most sensibilities. (Besson used the opposite tack. His production design for the long training sequence of the film was naturalistic, his camera approaches quirky and alienated.) [19 March 1993, p.C]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 54 Metascore
    • 25 Johanna Steinmetz
    Depending on the speed of your gag reflex, "+batteries not included" is either a 21st Century "Lassie" or the worst piece of smarm to come along since "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus."
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Johanna Steinmetz
    In a film which can't seem to decide whether it's comedy or drama, folksy or sinister, every scene is played for ambivalence. The result is a definite maybe. [23 Sep 1988, p.L]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Johanna Steinmetz
    Still, it's the bits and pieces of this movie, the eccentric asides, that rescue it-when they work. [1 Oct 1993, p.L]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Johanna Steinmetz
    Swayze is persuasive in his role as an Appalachian boy sufficiently assimilated to big-city life to have married a classical violinist, and Baldwin makes a slick, icy villain. But it is Neeson as Briar Gates who steals this movie. Wily, saturnine, exuding a bitter familiarity with failure, he paints a portrait of a man whose actions are simple but whose feelings are complex. The part offers few lines to play with, but Neeson inhabits the role physically, the twang and the scruffiness never betraying his classical training at Dublin's vaunted Abbey Theatre. It's an enduringly poignant performance. [24 Oct 1989, p.3]
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Johanna Steinmetz
    Hyams' script may lack emotional thrust, but it's economical, and it tweaks the genre's traditional heroism, if only faintly. [21 Sep 1990, p.H]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Johanna Steinmetz
    With its old-timey special effects, multiple plots and silly humor, it scampers through its 102 minutes untethered to the demands of strict logic, continuity or character development. This film is just out to have a good time. Often, it succeeds. [27 Apr 1990, p.D]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 40 Metascore
    • 38 Johanna Steinmetz
    While this production certainly ranks above Van Damme's prior efforts, it's still full of the sort of macho overkill typical of today's action genre. [09 Aug 1991, p.B]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 63 Metascore
    • 38 Johanna Steinmetz
    While the actresses seem authentic in these interviews, they are forced and unconvincing in Jaglom's script, which centers on characters who might kindly be described as narcissistic Harpies. [21 Jun 1991, p.G]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Johanna Steinmetz
    The leap from pointing out the hollow values of advertising to a full-scale attack on capitalism is broad, and in trying to make it, Robinson falls into an abyss of speciousness. Nevertheless, his intensely personal style and vision mark him as one of the most promising filmmakers working in England today. [12 May 1989, p.G]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 39 Metascore
    • 63 Johanna Steinmetz
    It's a dream of a movie, if only in the literal sense. The film means well; so it seems churlish to mention its total absence of originality. Care Bears poaches shamelessly on everything from "The Wizard of Oz" to "Androcles and the Lion," but its greatest debt is to Lewis Carroll, whose engagingly warped mind would surely recoil at this confection. [07 Aug 1987, p.Q]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Johanna Steinmetz
    A lot of nostalgia movies are so in love with their period details that they squander plot and character time on lingering shots of antique cars and storefronts. They wear their vintage with the self-conscious smirk of a 40-year-old stepping out in her prom dress. It's a hoot, of course, but it doesn't guarantee a good time. [25 Sep 1987, p.L]
    • Chicago Tribune

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